History Quotes / Jerkass

12th Jul '17 1:57:54 AM Anddrix
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->''"This is still more evidence for my theory that the greatest single influence on modern American culture has been Don Rickles."''
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Film/BabyGeniuses''

->''I was sitting in a local Starbucks, silently kicking ass with a book, and a man came in asking for a double diet frapacheeny decaf ventie some shit. The guy behind the counter said, "Ooooh... we're out of that."''\\
'''Man:''' "Oh. Well then I'll have..."\\
'''Starbucks''': "Ha ha ha, I was being SARCASTIC. We have [whatever]."\\
''After the man left, the people who worked there wiped their sense off on their aprons and called the guy an idiot. An idiot for believing what the coffee kid told him. If believing things that clerks say makes a person an idiot, then that makes every person on the planet an idiot, including me, and that's'' medically impossible. ''I was a little confused at the time, but I didn't ask the brilliant kid wiping the counter to explain it to me. On the ride home I realized it was funny because he said he didn't have the thing, but he really did have the thing. All that man had to do to know it was a joke was sneak in the back to check the shop's inventory, make sure all their machines were working, and get back out as silent as the night. That coffee-ordering man really was an idiot. It proves the theory that the only true geniuses we have left are the people doing inventory at Starbucks.''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', "Why We're Sarcastic"
17th Jun '17 2:36:56 AM mariofan1000
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-->--'''Rich Burlew''' describing [[BigBad Xykon]], ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

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-->--'''Rich Burlew''' describing [[BigBad Xykon]], ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->''Everybody knows''\\
''That you're just an asshole''\\
''Everywhere you go''\\
''People wanna go''\\
''"Oh, everybody knows"''\\
''Everybody knows''\\
''So don't pretend to be nice''\\
''There's no place you can hide''\\
''You are just an asshole''
-->--'''Skylar Grey''' on the Music/{{Eminem}} song "Asshole"
29th May '17 1:33:10 PM ReynTime250
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->''"Oh you call that love? Trying to push yourself on me with that stupid haircut and that tacky suit? No you're an asshole! [[IHaveYouNowMyPetty Not to mention a creep]], you don't know a damn thing on how to treat women. You're self-human scum. Burn in Hell!"''

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->''"Oh you call that love? Trying to push yourself on me with that stupid haircut and that tacky suit? No you're an asshole! [[IHaveYouNowMyPetty [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty Not to mention a creep]], you don't know a damn thing on how to treat women. You're self-human scum. Burn in Hell!"''
29th May '17 1:32:47 PM ReynTime250
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->''"Oh you call that love? Trying to push yourself on me with that stupid haircut and that tacky suit? No you're an asshole! [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil Not to mention a creep]], you don't know a damn thing on how to treat women. You're self-human scum. Burn in Hell!"''

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->''"Oh you call that love? Trying to push yourself on me with that stupid haircut and that tacky suit? No you're an asshole! [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil [[IHaveYouNowMyPetty Not to mention a creep]], you don't know a damn thing on how to treat women. You're self-human scum. Burn in Hell!"''
27th May '17 11:22:36 AM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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-->--''Anime/CrossAnge'' Ange replying to Embryo.

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-->--''Anime/CrossAnge'' Ange -->-- '''Ange''' replying to Embryo.
'''Embryo''', ''Anime/CrossAnge''



->''"You know, there's a word for [[{{Jerkass}} people like you]]. I'll give you a hint: It starts with 'bi' and it ends with 'otch'."''

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->''"You know, there's a word for [[{{Jerkass}} people like you]].you. I'll give you a hint: It starts with 'bi' and it ends with 'otch'."''



->''"You know, [[{{Jerkass}} Cooper]]...I've only been around you a minute or two, but that's enough time for me to know that I don't like you very much."''

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->''"You know, [[{{Jerkass}} Cooper]]...Cooper...I've only been around you a minute or two, but that's enough time for me to know that I don't like you very much."''
27th May '17 11:19:05 AM ReynTime250
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->''"Oh you call that love? Trying to push yourself on me with that stupid haircut and that tacky suit? No you're an asshole! [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil Not to mention a creep]], you don't know a damn thing on how to treat women. You're self-human scum. Burn in Hell!"''
-->--''Anime/CrossAnge'' Ange replying to Embryo.
10th Apr '17 11:15:37 AM nombretomado
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-->--'''{{Seanbaby}}''', "Why We're Sarcastic"

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-->--'''{{Seanbaby}}''', -->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', "Why We're Sarcastic"
29th Jan '17 10:11:06 AM Firebrand96
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->"Awfully unsporting of me, I know but what they hey, I've gotta have ''some'' fun! ''({{Beat}})''And besides, [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason it's really duck season!]]"

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->"Awfully unsporting of me, I know but what they hey, I've gotta have ''some'' fun! ''({{Beat}})''And ''({{Beat}}) ''And besides, [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason it's really duck season!]]"
4th Aug '16 12:13:12 PM Morgenthaler
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-->-- '''Bowser Koopa''', ''TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3''

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-->-- '''Bowser Koopa''', ''TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3''
''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3''



-->-- ''AnsemRetort''

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-->-- ''AnsemRetort''
''Webcomic/AnsemRetort''
8th Apr '16 9:41:52 PM Gamermaster
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-->--'''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck''', ''Rabbit Seasoning''

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-->--'''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck''', ''Rabbit Seasoning''Seasoning''

->''I mean, he's wholly and unapologetically Evil, but more to the point, he's kind of a dick.''
-->--'''Rich Burlew''' describing [[BigBad Xykon]], ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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