History Quotes / JerkAssWoobie

16th Apr '18 2:54:10 PM infernape612
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->'''Ice King:''' ''"Why do people not like me? Is it because I'm a magic-user? Or is my beard too shaggy? *Sigh* I try so hard to be a good husband for girls. What's wrong with me?"''
->'''The Cosmic Owl:''' ''"Hoooo! You're a sociopath."''

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->'''Ice King:''' ''"Why Why do people not like me? Is it because I'm a magic-user? Or is my beard too shaggy? *Sigh* I try so hard to be a good husband for girls. What's wrong with me?"''
me?
->'''The Cosmic Owl:''' ''"Hoooo! Hoooo! You're a sociopath."''



->''I want my innocence back''
->''And if you can't give it to me''
->''I will cut you down''

to:

->''I want my innocence back''
->''And
back''\\
''And
if you can't give it to me''
->''I
me''\\
''I
will cut you down''



->''Darkened eyes you'll see, / there is no hope, no savior in me''
-> ''(don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore)''
-> ''Learned from years gone by, no one will care, / what happens to me''
-> ''(don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore)''
-> ''I'm alone in here / No more feelings''
-> ''Killed my fears / Don't ask''
-> ''you'll never know / you're left behind, I'll be exposed''
-> ''Far away, you keep on trying... / Holding me down, breaking away,''
-> ''trying to distance my life. / Not one in the crowd, but one with the answer''
-> ''the one that could change your mind / It's not true, I don't need you''
-> ''Don't waste your time, and don't waste mine / I'm not your friend, won't soothe your soul''
-> ''And in the end you're all dead to me...''

to:

->''Darkened eyes you'll see, / there is no hope, no savior in me''
->
me''\\
''(don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore)''
->
anymore)''\\
''Learned from years gone by, no one will care, / what happens to me''
->
me''\\
''(don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore)''
->
anymore)''\\
''I'm alone in here / No more feelings''
->
feelings''\\
''Killed my fears / Don't ask''
->
ask''\\
''you'll never know / you're left behind, I'll be exposed''
->
exposed''\\
''Far away, you keep on trying... / Holding me down, breaking away,''
->
away,''\\
''trying to distance my life. / Not one in the crowd, but one with the answer''
->
answer''\\
''the one that could change your mind / It's not true, I don't need you''
->
you''\\
''Don't waste your time, and don't waste mine / I'm not your friend, won't soothe your soul''
->
soul''\\
''And in the end you're all dead to me...''



-->-- Shinji Ikari, ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion The End of Evangelion]]''

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-->-- Shinji Ikari, '''Shinji Ikari''', ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion The End of Evangelion]]''



->''No one knows what it's like''
-> ''To be the bad man''
-> ''To be the sad man''
-> ''behind blue eyes''

to:

->''No one knows what it's like''
->
like''\\
''To be the bad man''
->
man''\\
''To be the sad man''
->
man''\\
''behind blue eyes''



->''He must be so lonely. He must be so sad.''
->''[[JerkassFacade He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad.]]''
->''He's really a victim of fear and of pride.''
->''[[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Look close and there must be a sweet man inside!]]''
->''(Beat)''
->''Nah!''

to:

->''He must be so lonely. He must be so sad.''
->''[[JerkassFacade
''\\
''[[JerkassFacade
He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad.]]''
->''He's
]]''\\
''He's
really a victim of fear and of pride.''
->''[[JerkWithAHeartOfGold
''\\
''[[JerkWithAHeartOfGold
Look close and there must be a sweet man inside!]]''
->''(Beat)''
->''Nah!''
inside!]]''\\
''(Beat)''\\
''Nah!''



->"I know a little of this man Sandor Clegane. He was prince Joffrey's sworn shield for many a year, and even here we would hear tell of his deeds, both good and ill."
->"If even half of what we heard was true, this was a bitter, tormented soul, a sinner who mocked both gods and men. He served, but found no pride in service. He fought, but took no joy in victory. He drank, [[DrowningMySorrows to drown his pain in a sea of wine]]. He did not love, nor was he loved himself. It was hate that drove him. Though he committed many sins, he never sought forgiveness."
->"Where other men dream of love, or wealth, or glory, this man Sandor Clegane dreamed of [[CainAndAbel slaying his own brother]], a sin so terrible it makes me shudder just to speak of it. Yet that was the bread that nourished him, the fuel that kept his fires burning. Ignoble as it was the hope of seeing his brother's blood upon his blade was all this sad and angry creature lived for...[[spoiler:and even that was taken away when Prince Oberyn of Dorne stabbed Ser Gregor with a poisoned spear]]."
-->-- '''Elder Brother''', regarding Sandor Clegane, ''Literature/AFeastForCrows''.

to:

->"I know a little of this man Sandor Clegane. He was prince Joffrey's sworn shield for many a year, and even here we would hear tell of his deeds, both good and ill."
->"If
"\\
"If
even half of what we heard was true, this was a bitter, tormented soul, a sinner who mocked both gods and men. He served, but found no pride in service. He fought, but took no joy in victory. He drank, [[DrowningMySorrows to drown his pain in a sea of wine]]. He did not love, nor was he loved himself. It was hate that drove him. Though he committed many sins, he never sought forgiveness."
->"Where
"\\
"Where
other men dream of love, or wealth, or glory, this man Sandor Clegane dreamed of [[CainAndAbel slaying his own brother]], a sin so terrible it makes me shudder just to speak of it. Yet that was the bread that nourished him, the fuel that kept his fires burning. Ignoble as it was the hope of seeing his brother's blood upon his blade was all this sad and angry creature lived for...[[spoiler:and even that was taken away when Prince Oberyn of Dorne stabbed Ser Gregor with a poisoned spear]]."
-->-- '''Elder Brother''', regarding Sandor Clegane, ''Literature/AFeastForCrows''.
''Literature/AFeastForCrows''



-->--'''Tangle''', Koili's ask blog for BrothersOfCircuits.

to:

-->--'''Tangle''', Koili's ask blog for BrothersOfCircuits.
''FanFic/BrothersOfCircuits''



->'''Trash:''' ''"What are you trying to steal from me?"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''"I, I wasn't stealing. I'm here to give you something."''
->'''Trash:''' ''"Yeah, a [[DeadpanSnarker heart attack.]] [[LargeHam IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!]] And [[JerkassHasAPoint nobody I know is out in the cold for altruistic reasons.]]"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''"Well, I'm not trying to altru anything, either. I just wanted to give you a Christmas present. Kinda like Santa would."''
->'''Trash:''' ''"You expect me to believe that?"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''*pulls out a present* "Merry Christmas?"''
->'''Trash:''' ''*in awe* No kidding? I.......you know......*about to cry*.....like I've never had one of these before....."''

to:

->'''Trash:''' ''"What What are you trying to steal from me?"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''"I,
me?\\
'''Whatamess:''' I,
I wasn't stealing. I'm here to give you something."''
->'''Trash:''' ''"Yeah,
\\
'''Trash:''' Yeah,
a [[DeadpanSnarker heart attack.]] [[LargeHam IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!]] And [[JerkassHasAPoint nobody I know is out in the cold for altruistic reasons.]]"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''"Well,
]]\\
'''Whatamess:''' Well,
I'm not trying to altru anything, either. I just wanted to give you a Christmas present. Kinda like Santa would."''
->'''Trash:''' ''"You
\\
'''Trash:''' You
expect me to believe that?"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''*pulls
that?\\
'''Whatamess:''' *pulls
out a present* "Merry Christmas?"''
->'''Trash:''' ''*in
Christmas?\\
'''Trash:''' *in
awe* No kidding? I.......you know......*about to cry*.....like I've never had one of these before....."''
6th Feb '18 4:11:25 PM dsneybuf
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''Evillene''': Well, if I'm mean, what does that make you?\\

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''Evillene''': '''Evillene''': Well, if I'm mean, what does that make you?\\
6th Feb '18 4:11:13 PM dsneybuf
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->'''Dorothy''': Know what? You don't got game enough to be wicked. All you are is plain old, everyday, passable mean.\\
''Evillene''': Well, if I'm mean, what does that make you?\\
'''Dorothy''': Don't make me nothing.\\
'''Evillene''': Think not? Which one of us dropped a house on the other one's sister? And which one of us yanked the silver heels right off of that dead sister's not-even-cold-yet feet? And which one of us gathered up a crew to put a hit on the other one? You're three for three, little girl, so before you go casting' shade, I'd take myself a good look in the mirror.
-->--''[[Theatre/TheWiz The Wiz Live!]]''
8th Oct '17 9:28:01 AM nombretomado
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-->-- '''BoBurnham''', on his poem "I Fuck Sluts"

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-->-- '''BoBurnham''', '''Creator/BoBurnham''', on his poem "I Fuck Sluts"
8th Sep '17 8:55:32 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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->'''Cosmo''': I don't know, Wanda. She may be miserable, but we've seen plenty of times at school where she's honestly being a heartless, stuck-up witch!\\
'''Wanda''': And we both know that she's a slave to popularity and has an over-bearing mother, which prevents her from expressing her sensitive, tomboyish, nice side in an appropriate manner!
-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1889043/1/The-Truth-About-Trixie-Tang The Truth About Trixie Tang]]''
9th Jul '17 2:25:47 PM CanzetTheCoyote
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->"Tiger is an emotional wreck and responds to his problems by being a jerk"
-->--'''Obbl''', Housepets! Forum.
11th Jun '17 6:03:06 PM CanzetTheCoyote
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-->-- ''[[ChristmasEpisode Santa]] WesternAnimation/{{Whatamess}}''

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-->-- ''[[ChristmasEpisode Santa]] WesternAnimation/{{Whatamess}}''Literature/{{Whatamess}}''
11th Jun '17 6:00:39 PM CanzetTheCoyote
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->'''Trash:''' ''"Yeah, a [[DeadpanSnarker heart attack.]] [[LargeHam IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!]] And [[JerkassHasAPoint nobody I know it out in the cold for altruistic reasons.]]"''

to:

->'''Trash:''' ''"Yeah, a [[DeadpanSnarker heart attack.]] [[LargeHam IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!]] And [[JerkassHasAPoint nobody I know it is out in the cold for altruistic reasons.]]"''
11th Jun '17 5:59:26 PM CanzetTheCoyote
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->'''Trash:''' ''"What are you trying to steal from me?"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''"I, I wasn't stealing. I'm here to give you something."''
->'''Trash:''' ''"Yeah, a [[DeadpanSnarker heart attack.]] [[LargeHam IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!]] And [[JerkassHasAPoint nobody I know it out in the cold for altruistic reasons.]]"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''"Well, I'm not trying to altru anything, either. I just wanted to give you a Christmas present. Kinda like Santa would."''
->'''Trash:''' ''"You expect me to believe that?"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''*pulls out a present* "Merry Christmas?"''
->'''Trash:''' ''*in awe* No kidding? I.......you know......*about to cry*.....like I've never had one of these before....."''
-->-- ''[[ChristmasEpisode Santa]] WesternAnimation/{{Whatamess}}''
9th Sep '16 11:59:19 AM Prfnoff
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->''"I should like to put it on record that I have never been able to dislike Hitler... The fact is that there is something deeply appealing about him. One feels it again when one sees his photographs--and I recommend especially the photograph at the beginning of Hurst and Blackett's edition, which shows Hitler in his early Brownshirt days. It is a pathetic, dog-like face, the face of a man suffering intolerable wrongs.... He is the martyr, the victim, Prometheus chained to the rock, the self-sacrificing hero who fights single-handed against impossible odds. If he were killing a mouse he would know how to make it seem like a dragon."''

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->''"I should like to put it on record that I have never been able to dislike Hitler...Hitler.... The fact is that there is something deeply appealing about him. One feels it again when one sees his photographs--and I recommend especially the photograph at the beginning of Hurst and Blackett's edition, which shows Hitler in his early Brownshirt days. It is a pathetic, dog-like face, the face of a man suffering intolerable wrongs.... He is the martyr, the victim, Prometheus chained to the rock, the self-sacrificing hero who fights single-handed against impossible odds. If he were killing a mouse he would know how to make it seem like a dragon."''
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