History Quotes / JerkAssGods

17th Jul '16 7:53:22 PM PaulA
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Your crew is like the [[Film/ClashOfTheTitans Clash Of The Douches!]]''

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Your crew is like the [[Film/ClashOfTheTitans [[Film/ClashOfTheTitans2010 Clash Of The Douches!]]''
30th Mar '16 2:38:16 PM zootsutra
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Use my lightening, like scissors,\\

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Use my lightening, lightning, like scissors,\\
14th Nov '15 5:18:47 PM nmn3r3
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-->--'''Noam Chomsky'''

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-->--'''Noam -->-- '''Noam Chomsky'''


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->The root problem with Christianity is that their God is supposed to be all-powerful and benevolent. It sounds like an easy sell, but when life turns completely to shit you have to come up with all kinds of wacked-out reasons for why kindly old Jehovah saw fit to run over little Timmy with a combine harvester and leave him in a state of vegetative limbless agony for eighteen years. Ancient cultures didn't have that problem - they knew their gods were a bunch of drunken lunatics who ran around boning their close relatives and turning their goolies into fruit-bearing trees.
-->-- '''Yahtzee Croshaw''', ''WebVideo/ZeroPunctuation''
15th Oct '15 7:27:15 AM Willbyr
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-->-- ''OyasumiPunPun''

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-->-- ''OyasumiPunPun''
''Manga/OyasumiPunPun''


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13th Sep '15 6:04:16 AM SAMAS
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Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?\\

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Who ->''Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?\\



Your crew is like the [[Film/ClashOfTheTitans Clash Of The Douches!]]

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Your crew is like the [[Film/ClashOfTheTitans Clash Of The Douches!]]Douches!]]''
13th Sep '15 6:03:26 AM SAMAS
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Your crew is like the Clash Of The Douches!\\

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Your crew is like the [[Film/ClashOfTheTitans Clash Of The Douches!\\Douches!]]
13th Sep '15 6:01:13 AM SAMAS
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Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?\\
You're ruthless to Humans!\\
Your crew is like the Clash Of The Douches!\\
-->--'''Thor''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

15th Jul '15 7:31:22 PM ImpudentInfidel
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->"Sebaceans once had a god called Djancaz-Bru. Six worlds prayed to her. They built her temples, conquered planets in her name. And one day she rose up and destroyed all six worlds. And as the last warrior was dying, he said, "We gave you everything. Why did you destroy us?" And she looked down upon him and she whispered: "Because I can". "
-->--- Aeryn Sun, [[Recap/FarscapeS04E18Prayer Farscape]]

16th Feb '15 9:15:41 PM KillerClowns
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-''"Yes, you did sign up to be turned into a porcupine and chased by a berserk blink frog."''

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-''"Yes, ->''"Yes, you did sign up to be turned into a porcupine and chased by a berserk blink frog."''
16th Feb '15 9:15:22 PM KillerClowns
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-->-- '''OyasumiPunPun'''

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-->-- '''OyasumiPunPun'''
''OyasumiPunPun''

-''"Yes, you did sign up to be turned into a porcupine and chased by a berserk blink frog."''
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/DungeonCrawl ##crawl learndb]]'' describing Xom
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