History Quotes / JAG

12th Feb '18 9:08:39 PM Willbyr
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7th Dec '17 6:03:07 PM Maddoxsort
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-->'''Lieutenant JG Caitlin Pike:'''Lieutenant Carter! You are relieved of duty and confined to quarters pending the convening of a board of inquiry into Lieutenant Arutti's death.

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-->'''Lieutenant JG Caitlin Pike:'''Lieutenant Pike:''' Lieutenant Carter! You are relieved of duty and confined to quarters pending the convening of a board of inquiry into Lieutenant Arutti's death.



--->PilotMovie, "A New Beginning"

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--->PilotMovie, "A New Beginning"
Beginning" (Season 1, episodes 1 & 2)
7th Dec '17 5:55:32 PM Maddoxsort
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-->'''Captain Thomas Boone:''' Well, ''hell'', Lieutenant, why have LSOs at all? We may as well save the Navy the money. Put these men back in the cockpit where they'd rather be anyway. Lieutenant, you have the worst trap record on this ship. I'm not sure you could land a Tomcat at Dulles without a wave-off.

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-->'''Captain Thomas Boone:''' Well, ''hell'', Lieutenant, why have LSOs LSO's at all? We may as well save the Navy the money. Put these men back in the cockpit where they'd rather be anyway. Lieutenant, you have the worst trap record on this ship. I'm not sure you could land a Tomcat at Dulles without a wave-off.



-->'''Lieutenant Harmon Rabb:'' Here. ''(helps Pike fasten her seat-belt)''

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-->'''Lieutenant Harmon Rabb:'' Rabb:''' Here. ''(helps Pike fasten her seat-belt)''
7th Dec '17 5:52:30 PM Maddoxsort
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-->'''Lieutenant Caitlin Pike''': Except here.

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-->'''Lieutenant JG Caitlin Pike''': Except here.



-->'''Captain Thomas Boone''': You know, your dad and I were on a photo recon when he went down.
-->'''Lieutenant Rabb''': I know. I read the mission debrief.
-->'''Captain Thomas Boone''': How the hell did you get that?
-->'''Lieutenant Rabb''': Freedom of Information Act.
-->'''Captain Thomas Boone''': Lawyers...

-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' Did you ever think you'd see the day when a lawyer was a hero in America, Teddy?\
-->''Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey:''' No, sir. I think you should take a look at this, Admiral. It's from Lieutenant Rabb.
-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' So she was murdered.
-->'''Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey:''' Yes, sir.
-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' That's too bad. ...Well, you can't have everything.
-->''Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey:''' Excuse me, sir, but aren't you concerned about a Senate hearing? I mean, you said it could discredit our JAG investigation and ruin Lieutenant Rabb's career.
-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' They wouldn't dare go after him now. He's a hero. Nope, [[TemptingFate if anybody goes from JAG, it'll be me.]]
-->''(heads for the door... then turns around with a big grin)''
-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' [[PokeThePoodle ...Or you, Teddy.]]
-->'''[[BeleagueredAssistant Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey]]:''' ''(DeathGlare)''

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-->'''Captain Thomas Boone''': You know, your dad and I were on a photo recon when he went down.
-->'''Lieutenant Rabb''': I know. I read the mission debrief.
-->'''Captain Thomas Boone''': How the hell did you get that?
Cassie "Lobo" Puller:''' 166. Tomcat. Ball. 4.8.
-->'''Lieutenant Rabb''': Freedom of Information Act.
-->'''Captain Thomas Boone''': Lawyers...

-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' Did
"Ripper" Carter:''' Roger, Ball. You're below glide path- below glide path. 166, do you ever think you'd see still have the day when a lawyer was a hero in America, Teddy?\
-->''Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey:''' No, sir. I think you should take a look at this, Admiral. It's from Lieutenant Rabb.
-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' So she was murdered.
-->'''Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey:''' Yes, sir.
-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:'''
Ball?
-->'''Lieutenant Cassie "Lobo" Puller:''' 166. Roger. Ball.
-->'''Lieutenant "Buster" Williams:''' You just had to out-press him, didn't you?
-->'''Lieutenant Cassie "Lobo" Puller:''' He can't wave us off forever.
-->'''Lieutenant "Buster" Williams:'''
That's too bad. ...Well, you can't have everything.
-->''Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey:''' Excuse me, sir, but aren't you concerned about a Senate hearing? I mean, you said it could discredit our JAG investigation and ruin Lieutenant Rabb's career.
-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' They wouldn't dare go after him now. He's a hero. Nope, [[TemptingFate if anybody goes from JAG, it'll
true. [[GallowsHumor We'll be me.out of fuel soon.]]
-->''(heads for -->'''Lieutenant Keeter Jenkins:''' Considering the door... then turns around with conditions, she's doing pretty well!
-->'''Lieutenant "Ripper" Carter:''' This ''bitch'' couldn't fly
a big grin)''
-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' [[PokeThePoodle ...Or
weather balloon. 166, go around, go around!
-->'''Lieutenant Cassie "Lobo" Puller:''' Not this time, Ripper!
-->''(forcefully lands the plane and catches the trap after her upteenth wave-off)''
-->'''Lieutenant "Ripper" Carter:''' The deck was rising and her approach was low. I had no other choice but to wave her off, sir.
-->'''Captain Thomas Boone:''' Keeter?
-->'''Lieutenant Keeter Jenkins:''' She was a little low, sir.
-->'''Lieutenant Cassie "Lobo" Puller:''' I made the trap, sir.
-->'''Captain Thomas Boone:''' You caught the number one wire, which means your tail cleared the ramp by three feet.
-->'''Lieutenant Cassie "Lobo" Puller:''' Sir, I was bingo fuel. I knew I could make it.
-->'''Captain Thomas Boone:''' Well, ''hell'', Lieutenant, why have LSOs at all? We may as well save the Navy the money. Put these men back in the cockpit where they'd rather be anyway. Lieutenant, you have the worst trap record on this ship. I'm not sure you could land a Tomcat at Dulles without a wave-off.
-->'''Lieutenant Cassie "Lobo" Puller:''' Yes, sir!
-->'''Captain Thomas Boone:''' If you ever ignore an LSO again, your next flight will be a one-way trip on the COD to Naples.
-->'''Lieutenant Cassie "Lobo" Puller:''' Yes, sir.
-->'''Captain Thomas Boone:''' Dismissed.
-->''(Cassie leaves)''
-->'''Captain Thomas Boone:''' Ripper? You don't like female pilots, do
you, Teddy.]]
-->'''[[BeleagueredAssistant Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey]]:''' ''(DeathGlare)''
son?
-->'''Lieutenant "Ripper" Carter:''' No, sir. I do not.
-->'''Captain Thomas Boone:''' Neither do I. Don't believe they have the stomach for battle.
-->'''Lieutenant "Ripper" Carter:''' You got that right, CAG.
-->'''Captain Thomas Boone:''' ''(curtly)'' But if one of my LSO's ever intentionally waved a pilot off because she was a female, I'd ''keelhaul'' him. Do we understand each other, mister?
-->'''Lieutenant "Ripper" Carter:''' Yes, sir.
-->'''Captain Thomas Boone:''' Dismissed.



'''Lieutenant Harmon Rabb:''' [deflated "oh, yeah" tone of voice] ....Hook down.

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'''Lieutenant -->'''Lieutenant Harmon Rabb:''' [deflated "oh, yeah" tone of voice] ....Hook down.



-->'''Lieutenant Katilin Pike:'''Lieutenant Carter! You are relieved of duty and confined to quarters pending the convening of a board of inquiry into Lieutenant Arutti's death.

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-->'''Lieutenant Katilin JG Caitlin Pike:'''Lieutenant Carter! You are relieved of duty and confined to quarters pending the convening of a board of inquiry into Lieutenant Arutti's death.



-->'''Lieutenant Katilin Pike:''' ''MINE!'' Under Article 118 of the Uniform Code Of Military Justice.

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-->'''Lieutenant Katilin JG Caitlin Pike:''' ''MINE!'' Under Article 118 of the Uniform Code Of Military Justice.



-->'''Lieutenant Katilin Pike:''' And it's "Lieutenant Pike", not "bitch".... ''(venomously)'' '''ASSHOLE.'''

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-->'''Lieutenant Katilin JG Caitlin Pike:''' And it's "Lieutenant Pike", not "bitch".... ''(venomously)'' '''ASSHOLE.'''
-->'''Lieutenant Harmon Rabb:''' Clear? I'm throttling back. Looking for 150 knots.
-->'''Lieutenant Cassie "Lobo" Puller:''' How's he doing, Buster?
-->'''Lieutenant "Buster" Williams:''' I wouldn't ride with him. And I ride with ''[[BrutalHonesty you!]]''
-->'''Lieutenant Cassie "Lobo" Puller:''' [[BlatantLies Looking good, Harm.]]

-->'''Captain Thomas Boone''': You know, your dad and I were on a photo recon when he went down.
-->'''Lieutenant Rabb''': I know. I read the mission debrief.
-->'''Captain Thomas Boone''': How the hell did you get that?
-->'''Lieutenant Rabb''': Freedom of Information Act.
-->'''Captain Thomas Boone''': Lawyers...

-->'''Chuck [=DePalma=], ZNN reporter''' ''(on TV)'' The most unlikely hero of last night's highly successful naval air strike was Lieutenant Harmon Rabb, Jr.--
-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' Yes!
-->'''Chuck [=DePalma=], ZNN reporter''' ''(on TV)'' --who saved Captain Thomas Boone's life when he safely landed this damaged Tomcat onto the deck of the Seahawk. What is so unusual is that Lieutenant Rabb isn't even an active pilot in the Navy. He's a member of the Judge Advocate General Corps. He's a ''lawyer''...!
-->'''Newsreporter:''' That Was Chuck [=DePalma=] reporting from the ''USS Seahawk...''
-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' ''(cackles)'' Did you ever think you'd see the day when a lawyer was a hero in America, Teddy?\
-->''Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey:''' No, sir. I think you should take a look at this, Admiral. It's from Lieutenant Rabb.
-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' So she was murdered.
-->'''Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey:''' Yes, sir.
-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' That's too bad. ...Well, you can't have everything.
-->''Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey:''' Excuse me, sir, but aren't you concerned about a Senate hearing? I mean, you said it could discredit our JAG investigation and ruin Lieutenant Rabb's career.
-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' They wouldn't dare go after him now. He's a hero. Nope, [[TemptingFate if anybody goes from JAG, it'll be me.]]
-->''(heads for the door... then turns around with a big grin)''
-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' [[PokeThePoodle ...Or you, Teddy.]]
-->'''[[BeleagueredAssistant Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey]]:''' ''(DeathGlare)''



-->'''Lieutenant Katilin Pike:''' ''([[CovertPervert naughtily]])'' [[CallBack You know what they say about gold wings and a white uniform.]]

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-->'''Lieutenant Katilin JG Caitlin Pike:''' ''([[CovertPervert naughtily]])'' [[CallBack You know what they say about gold wings and a white uniform.]]



7th Dec '17 5:24:40 PM Maddoxsort
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-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' Did you ever think you'd see the day when a lawyer was a hero in America, Teddy?\\
'''Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey:''' No, sir. I think you should take a look at this, Admiral. It's from Lieutenant Rabb.\\
'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' So she was murdered.\\
'''Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey:''' Yes, sir.\\
'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' That's too bad. ...Well, you can't have everything.\\
Excuse me, sir, but aren't you concerned about a Senate hearing? I mean, you said it could discredit our JAG investigation and ruin Lieutenant Rabb's career.\\
'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' They wouldn't dare go after him now. He's a hero. Nope, if anybody goes from JAG, it'll be me.
''(heads for the door... then turns around with a big grin)''\\
'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' ...Or you, Teddy.\\
'''[[BeleagueredAssistant Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey]]:''' ''(DeathGlare)''

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-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' Did you ever think you'd see the day when a lawyer was a hero in America, Teddy?\\
'''Lt.
Teddy?\
-->''Lt.
Commander Ted Lindsey:''' No, sir. I think you should take a look at this, Admiral. It's from Lieutenant Rabb.\\
'''Rear
Rabb.
-->'''Rear
Admiral Al Brovo:''' So she was murdered.\\
'''Lt.
murdered.
-->'''Lt.
Commander Ted Lindsey:''' Yes, sir.\\
'''Rear
sir.
-->'''Rear
Admiral Al Brovo:''' That's too bad. ...Well, you can't have everything.\\
everything.
-->''Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey:'''
Excuse me, sir, but aren't you concerned about a Senate hearing? I mean, you said it could discredit our JAG investigation and ruin Lieutenant Rabb's career.\\
'''Rear
career.
-->'''Rear
Admiral Al Brovo:''' They wouldn't dare go after him now. He's a hero. Nope, [[TemptingFate if anybody goes from JAG, it'll be me.
''(heads
me.]]
-->''(heads
for the door... then turns around with a big grin)''\\
'''Rear
grin)''
-->'''Rear
Admiral Al Brovo:''' ...Brovo:''' [[PokeThePoodle ...Or you, Teddy.\\
'''[[BeleagueredAssistant
]]
-->'''[[BeleagueredAssistant
Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey]]:''' ''(DeathGlare)''



-->''(concerned that he's forgetting the most important thing)'' Hook down?[[note]]The plane hook catches the trap to slow it to an abrupt stop upon landing on an aircraft carrier.[[/note]]

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-->''(concerned -->'''Lieutenant Cassie "Lobo" Puller:''' ''(concerned that he's forgetting the most important thing)'' Hook down?[[note]]The plane hook catches the trap to slow it to an abrupt stop upon landing on an aircraft carrier.[[/note]]



-->'''African Runway Controller:''' He hasn't made a trap in five years!

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-->'''African Runway Controller:''' -->'''Lieutenant Keeter Jenkins:''' He hasn't made a trap in five years!



-->'''Lieutenant Harmon Rabb:'' Here.
-->'''Lieutenant Katilin Pike:''' ''([[CovertPervert naughtily]])'' You know what they say about gold wings and a white uniform.

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-->'''Lieutenant Harmon Rabb:'' Here. \n ''(helps Pike fasten her seat-belt)''
-->'''Lieutenant Katilin Pike:''' ''([[CovertPervert naughtily]])'' [[CallBack You know what they say about gold wings and a white uniform. uniform.]]
7th Dec '17 5:17:27 PM Maddoxsort
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-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' Did you ever think you'd see the day when a lawyer was a hero in America, Teddy?\\
'''Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey:''' No, sir. I think you should take a look at this, Admiral. It's from Lieutenant Rabb.\\
'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' So she was murdered.\\
'''Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey:''' Yes, sir.\\
'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' That's too bad. ...Well, you can't have everything.\\
Excuse me, sir, but aren't you concerned about a Senate hearing? I mean, you said it could discredit our JAG investigation and ruin Lieutenant Rabb's career.\\
'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' They wouldn't dare go after him now. He's a hero. Nope, if anybody goes from JAG, it'll be me.
''(heads for the door... then turns around with a big grin)''\\
'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo:''' ...Or you, Teddy.\\
'''[[BeleagueredAssistant Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey]]:''' ''(DeathGlare)''

-->'''Lieutenant Cassie "Lobo" Puller:''' I figure the only chance you've got is to follow me in. I'll set you into the slot.
-->'''Lieutenant Harmon Rabb:''' No offense, Lobo, but you've got the worst trap record on the ship.
-->'''Lieutenant Cassie "Lobo" Puller:''' It's better than yours...[[note]]Rabb crashed his last trap five years ago from deteriorating eyesight.[[/note]]

-->'''Lieutenant Harmon Rabb:''' Gear down... Flaps down... Automatic throttle engaged...
-->''(concerned that he's forgetting the most important thing)'' Hook down?[[note]]The plane hook catches the trap to slow it to an abrupt stop upon landing on an aircraft carrier.[[/note]]
'''Lieutenant Harmon Rabb:''' [deflated "oh, yeah" tone of voice] ....Hook down.
-->'''African Runway Controller:''' He hasn't made a trap in five years!
-->'''Lieutenant "Ripper" Carter:''' ''(misoginistically)'' With luck, he'll take her with him!
-->'''Lieutenant Katilin Pike:'''Lieutenant Carter! You are relieved of duty and confined to quarters pending the convening of a board of inquiry into Lieutenant Arutti's death.
-->'''Lieutenant "Ripper" Carter:''' ''(also misoginistically)'' By whose orders?
-->'''Lieutenant Katilin Pike:''' ''MINE!'' Under Article 118 of the Uniform Code Of Military Justice.
-->'''Lieutenant "Ripper" Carter:''' ''(outraged)'' Get this '''bitch''' off my platform before I ''THROW HER OFF!''
-->'''Lieutenant Bud Roberts:''' SERGEANT!
-->''(a muscular male sergeant on security detail with the escort apprehends Carter)''
-->''(Pike draws up to Carter's face)''
-->'''Lieutenant Katilin Pike:''' And it's "Lieutenant Pike", not "bitch".... ''(venomously)'' '''ASSHOLE.'''

-->'''Lieutenant Cassie "Lobo" Puller:''' This is humiliating, Harm. Launching from the back seat.
-->'''Lieutenant Harmon Rabb:''' Look at it this way, Cassie. You'll land without a wave-off.
-->'''Lieutenant Harmon Rabb:'' Here.
-->'''Lieutenant Katilin Pike:''' ''([[CovertPervert naughtily]])'' You know what they say about gold wings and a white uniform.
-->''(Harm gets a [[ShipTease dirty grin]])''
-->''([[FetishRetardant the plane lurches and knocks the wind out of them on takeoff]])''
16th Aug '17 3:25:25 AM Maddoxsort
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-->'''Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs:''' Kid shoots an arrow into a corpse. That's a new one.
17th Nov '14 6:54:58 AM Patachou
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-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo''': If Admiral Drake were smart, he'd make this RIO more famous than AmeliaEarhart.

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-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo''': If Admiral Drake were smart, he'd make this RIO more famous than AmeliaEarhart.UsefulNotes/AmeliaEarhart.
28th Apr '14 11:53:10 AM LongLiveHumour
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-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo''': Did anybody tell [[FranklinDRoosevelt FDR]]?

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-->'''Rear Admiral Al Brovo''': Did anybody tell [[FranklinDRoosevelt [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt FDR]]?
29th Aug '13 9:28:11 PM ricjac
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Sir?

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-->'''Lt. Commander Ted Lindsey''': Sir?
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