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->''"The food here is...'' [hits a loaf of bread against the table repeatedly] ''weapon's grade."''
-->-- '''General Amaya''', ''WesternAnimation/TheDragonPrince''
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->''Gebrandt's biscuits are the most impervious food in the market: Crystalline in their perfection; in the mouth, [[MasochistsMeal they shatter into shards that scratch and claw at your palate]]. The mushrooms (preserved into tins and heated until they become mush) are similarly permanent.''
-->-- ''Videogame/FallenLondon'' one more time, on F. F. Gebrandt's attempt on food preservation
-->-- ''Videogame/FallenLondon'' one more time, on F. F. Gebrandt's attempt on food preservation
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->''"Maybe next time you should try breaking the ice with something that can't actually break ice."''
-->-- '''Ignacio Suarez''' on Betty's muffins, ''Series/UglyBetty''
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->''"By a [[HandWave curious quirk of chemistry]], 20th- and 21st-century [=MREs=] with a 10-year shelf-life at 285 Kelvin stop going bad after about seventy years, and very, very slowly start getting better. The 1987-issue Chicken Patty (the "boot heel" which was originally best eaten suddenly, in a surprise assault, or better yet, thrown at the enemy) is particularly exquisite, having turned into a sweet, fluffy pudding by A.D. 2430, and into an actual mousse by 2890."''
-->-- '''TheRant''' for [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-03-09 9 March 2008,]] ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
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"Delicious! The overabundance of chemical preservatives, has kept this long forgotten frank, farm fresh!"
-->-- '''Sam''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfSamAndMaxFreelancePolice''
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->''There's a rumour that these biscuits were made for the Napoleonic War, fell with London, and were left uneaten even during the hungriest days of 1862. They are hard without being crunchy. And disconcertingly plentiful, after all this time.''
-->-- ''Videogame/FallenLondon'' (set in 1899), on '''Incorruptible Biscuits''' again
-->-- ''Videogame/FallenLondon'' (set in 1899), on '''Incorruptible Biscuits''' again
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->''The staple of the soldier's diet was this hard-baked bread. Note that a soldier chose to memorialize his service on this item rather than eat it.''
-->-- Plaque describing a piece of hardtack from the UsefulNotes/SpanishAmericanWar, National Infantry Museum
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->''Hope you like the fruitcake! It's a family heirloom!''
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->''Hope you like the fruitcake! It's a family heirloom!''
-->-- '''Neighbour''', ''Videogame/TheSims''
-->-- '''Neighbour''', ''Videogame/TheSims''
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->''They never go off. Arguably, they were never ''on''.''
-->-- '''Crate of Incorruptible Biscuits description''', ''Videogame/FallenLondon''
-->-- '''Crate of Incorruptible Biscuits description''', ''Videogame/FallenLondon''
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->''Let me ask 'ya something children, are you hungry for some two hundred year old Salisbury Steak? Or are you hungry for some news? I'm guessing news, here 'ya go."
-->'''Three Dog''', ''VideoGame/Fallout3''
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-->'''Apu''', TheSimpsons''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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For to paralyze any man's jaws
--> ''Ms Fogarty's Christmas Cake'', Irish Christmas song, verse two.
-> Foolish Customer! You cannot harm a Twinkie!
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-> Foolish Customer! You cannot harm a Twinkie!
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For to paralyze any man's jaws
--> ''Msjaws"''
-->"Ms Fogarty's ChristmasCake'', Cake", Irish Christmas song, verse two.
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-->"Ms Fogarty's Christmas
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->Miss Mulligan wanted to try it,\\
But really it wasn't no use\\
For we worked in it over an hour\\
And we couldn't get none of it loose\\
Till Murphy came in with a hatchet\\
And Kelly came in with a saw\\
That cake was enough be the powers above\\
For to paralyze any man's jaws
--> ''Ms Fogarty's Christmas Cake'', Irish Christmas song, verse two.
But really it wasn't no use\\
For we worked in it over an hour\\
And we couldn't get none of it loose\\
Till Murphy came in with a hatchet\\
And Kelly came in with a saw\\
That cake was enough be the powers above\\
For to paralyze any man's jaws
--> ''Ms Fogarty's Christmas Cake'', Irish Christmas song, verse two.
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-->-- ''{{Warhammer 40000}}''
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