History Quotes / ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy

16th Jun '17 12:43:47 PM Anddrix
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->''“Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.”''
-->--'''UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill'''



->''"When has an action hero ever, even once, been killed by machinegun fire, no matter how many hundreds of rounds? The hit men should simply reject them and say, 'No can do, Boss. [[GenreSavvy They never work in this kind of movie.]]'"''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081111/REVIEWS/811129989 reviewing]] ''Film/QuantumOfSolace''



->'''David''': Joker basically waits for Dent’s prison convoy to end up in a tunnel, and then starts shooting it with automatic weapons, then a big ol’ shotgun, and then a straight-up press-9-in-VideoGame/HalfLife rocket launcher. He blows up basically every police car in the convoy other than Dent’s truck, because [[Anime/SpeedRacer Racer X]] is an amazing driver.\\
'''Chris:''' (Secretly unknown to Speed, Jim Gordon is actually his brother Rex!)
-->--'''Chris Sims''', '''Andy Khouri''', and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-review-dark-knight-3/ on]] ''[[Film/TheDarkKnightTrilogy The Dark Knight]]''

->''"Obi-Wan is flying his little ship around, and Boba Fett is firing at him with some kind of [[MoreDakka Super Rapid-Fire laser]]. He's got [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill targeting sensors and scanners and can fire, like, 30 shots every second]], and he seems to be ''right on the mark''... but he can't hit him! Why can't he hit Obi-Wan's ship?! He hits '''every single molecule around his ship BUT his ship'''!!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''' on ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''

->''"Were these Cybermen [[AIIsACrapshoot reject stock]] or something? One of them blasts away at Ace about twenty times and fails to hit her and yet she hits the bull’s-eye first time with her gold coin and takes his chest out. Shouldn’t they have targeting sensors in their eyes and shit like that that allows them to target things accurately? Then you get Ace taking out three of them that have her cornered…what has happened to [[VillainDecay these once menacing creations?]] I DON’T BELIEVE IT!"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/silver-nemesis-written-by-kevin-clarke.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS25E3SilverNemesis "Silver Nemesis"]]



->''"He's a badass, but like many heroes, he's had an awful lot of help from henchmen with terrible aim."''
-->--''[[http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ3Bt6x65qo Everything Wrong With Taken In 9 Minutes Or Less]]''
10th Jun '17 10:06:05 AM nombretomado
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-->--'''WinstonChurchill'''

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-->--'''WinstonChurchill'''-->--'''UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill'''
5th Mar '17 6:52:24 PM mkmckoy
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->"My God. Do we just suck, or is this guy really that good?"

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->"My ->''"My God. Do we just suck, or is this guy really that good?"good?"''


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->''"If you were a lumberjack, the only thing safe in the forest would be the trees."''
-->-- '''Michelangelo''' (to an [[AnAxeToGrind axe-wielding]] [[{{Mook}} Foot soldier]]), ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles''
9th Feb '17 5:38:35 AM Mareon
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'''Krennic''': Yeah, but I can actually ''hit'' something!''[storms away]''\\

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'''Krennic''': Yeah, but I can actually ''hit'' something!''[storms something! ''[storms away]''\\
9th Feb '17 5:38:01 AM Mareon
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'''Krennic''': Yeah, but I can actually ''hit'' something!

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'''Krennic''': Yeah, but I can actually ''hit'' something!something!''[storms away]''\\
'''Trooper:''' ''[hangs head]'' What an asshole.
21st Jan '17 12:03:28 PM Theokal3
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->'''Krennic''': Ugh, I guess I'll have to go down there.\\
'''Trooper''': Don't you have a million Stormtroopers?\\
'''Krennic''': Yeah, but I can actually ''hit'' something!
-->--''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' ''Film/RogueOne'' review
1st Dec '16 12:42:33 PM Trogdor7620
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->'''Stormtrooper 1:''' "We could go to the shooting range."
->'''Stormtrooper 2:''' "No need, I hit three out of twenty yesterday."
->'''Stormtrooper 1:''' "That many?! It's a new base record!"
->'''Stormtrooper 2:''' "I closed my eyes. It actually helped."
-->--''VideoGame/LEGOStarWars: Film/TheForceAwakens''
25th Jul '16 8:13:48 PM TheNohrianDarkKnight
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->"Gentlemen, fire - and miss an astounding percentage of your shots - at will."
-->-- '''Bill Corbett''' on the First Order Stormtroopers, ''Podcast/RiffTrax'' of ''Film/TheForceAwakens''
6th May '16 10:42:59 PM JackG
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"My God. Do we just suck, or is this guy really that good?"

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"My ->"My God. Do we just suck, or is this guy really that good?"
6th May '16 10:41:46 PM JackG
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"My God. Do we just suck, or is this guy really that good?"
-->-- '''Mr Hertz''', ''Film/ShootEmUp''
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