History Quotes / ImperialStormTrooperMarksmanshipAcademy

5th Mar '17 6:52:24 PM mkmckoy
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->"My God. Do we just suck, or is this guy really that good?"

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->"My ->''"My God. Do we just suck, or is this guy really that good?"good?"''


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->''"If you were a lumberjack, the only thing safe in the forest would be the trees."''
-->-- '''Michelangelo''' (to an [[AnAxeToGrind axe-wielding]] [[{{Mook}} Foot soldier]]), ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles''
9th Feb '17 5:38:35 AM Mareon
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'''Krennic''': Yeah, but I can actually ''hit'' something!''[storms away]''\\

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'''Krennic''': Yeah, but I can actually ''hit'' something!''[storms something! ''[storms away]''\\
9th Feb '17 5:38:01 AM Mareon
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'''Krennic''': Yeah, but I can actually ''hit'' something!

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'''Krennic''': Yeah, but I can actually ''hit'' something!something!''[storms away]''\\
'''Trooper:''' ''[hangs head]'' What an asshole.
21st Jan '17 12:03:28 PM Theokal3
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->'''Krennic''': Ugh, I guess I'll have to go down there.\\
'''Trooper''': Don't you have a million Stormtroopers?\\
'''Krennic''': Yeah, but I can actually ''hit'' something!
-->--''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' ''Film/RogueOne'' review
1st Dec '16 12:42:33 PM Trogdor7620
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->'''Stormtrooper 1:''' "We could go to the shooting range."
->'''Stormtrooper 2:''' "No need, I hit three out of twenty yesterday."
->'''Stormtrooper 1:''' "That many?! It's a new base record!"
->'''Stormtrooper 2:''' "I closed my eyes. It actually helped."
-->--''VideoGame/LEGOStarWars: Film/TheForceAwakens''
25th Jul '16 8:13:48 PM TheNohrianDarkKnight
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->"Gentlemen, fire - and miss an astounding percentage of your shots - at will."
-->-- '''Bill Corbett''' on the First Order Stormtroopers, ''Podcast/RiffTrax'' of ''Film/TheForceAwakens''
6th May '16 10:42:59 PM JackG
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"My God. Do we just suck, or is this guy really that good?"

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"My ->"My God. Do we just suck, or is this guy really that good?"
6th May '16 10:41:46 PM JackG
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"My God. Do we just suck, or is this guy really that good?"
-->-- '''Mr Hertz''', ''Film/ShootEmUp''
5th Apr '16 12:09:26 PM EmperorZim
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->''"...So I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again. And then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired, and fired, and missed. I missed both times. And then I fired. And I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I fired. And then I missed. And then I was out of bullets. And then I got sad. And I had a Popsicle. And I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up. And then I reloaded. And then I fired. And then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something. But it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. I had another Popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something--I missed."''

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->''"...So I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again. And then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired, and fired, and missed. I missed both times. And then I fired. And I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I fired. And then I missed. And then I was out of bullets. And then I got sad. And I had a Popsicle. And I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up. And then I reloaded. And then I fired. And then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something. But it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. I had another Popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something--I missed."''
19th Mar '16 7:37:38 AM Awesomekid42
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->''Like many Transformers, they brilliantly set their guns to shoot everything around the target, except the target. We feel that gave the opponent a fighting chance.''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' (as Optimus Prime) reviewing WesternAnimation/TheTransformers
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