History Quotes / HypocriticalHumor

1st Jul '17 10:33:28 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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->'''Smithers:''' I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir. Marked research shows that people see you as something of an ogre.\\

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->'''Smithers:''' I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir. Marked Market research shows that people see you as something of an ogre.\\



'''Bubbles:''' I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
->'''Mojo Jojo:''' I do ''not'' talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not constantly reiterate, repeat, recite the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To the point!

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'''Bubbles:''' ->'''Bubbles:''' I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
->'''Mojo
Hahahahahahahaha!\\
'''Mojo
Jojo:''' I do ''not'' talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not constantly reiterate, repeat, recite the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To the point!
1st Jul '17 10:32:46 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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->'''Mojo:''' I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not constantly reiterate, repeat, recite the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To the point!

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->'''Mojo:''' '''Bubbles:''' I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
->'''Mojo Jojo:'''
I do not ''not'' talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not constantly reiterate, repeat, recite the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To the point!
24th May '17 12:12:32 PM Linda58
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'''Followers:''' Yes, we are all different.

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'''Followers:''' Yes, we are all different.\\
'''One Follower:''' I'm not.\\
'''All Other Followers:''' Sh!
2nd Mar '17 3:19:52 AM Gorank
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-> "Remember! Football develops initiative, leadership, and individuality! Now go out there and do exactly as I told you!

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-> "Remember! ->"Remember! Football develops initiative, leadership, and individuality! Now go out there and do exactly as I told you!









-> There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures... and the Dutch.

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-> There ->There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures... and the Dutch.






-> "Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole!"

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-> "Those ->"Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole!"



-> Men always seemed to think violence could solve anything. If she had had a stout stick, she would have thumped all three of them about the shoulders until they saw reason.

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-> Men ->Men always seemed to think violence could solve anything. If she had had a stout stick, she would have thumped all three of them about the shoulders until they saw reason.






-> "So, they're just gonna sit alone in those theater seats and make wisecracks about the show. What Jerks!"

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-> "So, ->"So, they're just gonna sit alone in those theater seats and make wisecracks about the show. What Jerks!"



-> "Niles, I don't have time to stand here and listen to your insanity! I have to go steal a Get Well card from a kidney patient!"

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-> "Niles, ->"Niles, I don't have time to stand here and listen to your insanity! I have to go steal a Get Well card from a kidney patient!"









-> "I'll judge you all and make damn sure that no one judges me!"

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-> "I'll ->"I'll judge you all and make damn sure that no one judges me!"





















-> You know me (disclaimer: none of you know me), and I am a simple man who only requests the simplest things in life, like four thousand gigabytes worth of furry porn, and a small supercomputer that I only ever use to edit text files with, but when I get my game on? Oh, boy, you better believe I'm getting my game on. Who needs 4K when I'm running Wii games 16,000 pixels wide, on a screen 5% of that value? You can practically taste the [[WebAnimation/YoutubePoop Gay Luigi]]. But beyond all of this, I am very practical, and as such, demand little more but the quiet enjoyment of my life with my modest army of whores.

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-> You ->You know me (disclaimer: none of you know me), and I am a simple man who only requests the simplest things in life, like four thousand gigabytes worth of furry porn, and a small supercomputer that I only ever use to edit text files with, but when I get my game on? Oh, boy, you better believe I'm getting my game on. Who needs 4K when I'm running Wii games 16,000 pixels wide, on a screen 5% of that value? You can practically taste the [[WebAnimation/YoutubePoop Gay Luigi]]. But beyond all of this, I am very practical, and as such, demand little more but the quiet enjoyment of my life with my modest army of whores.



22nd Feb '17 3:57:58 AM Trogdor7620
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->''Son of a bitch! How can they be so arrogant?! No-one's better than me!
-->--'''Burnie Burns''', ''[[Machinima/RedVsBlue Red Vs Blue S14E24: Red vs. Blue vs. Rooster Teeth]]''
17th Jan '17 4:03:46 AM Yukianesa
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->''"Grr! [[RedEyesTakeWarning I can't]] ''[[IncendiaryExponent take it anymore]]''! Will everyone just chill out for two seconds before something crazy happens again!?"''
-->'''Yang Xiao Long''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''



-->''WebAnimation/RWBYChibi''

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-->''WebAnimation/RWBYChibi''
-->''WebAnimation/RWBYChibi
27th Dec '16 12:39:46 PM froge
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-->-- ''Film/AFishCalledWanda''

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-->-- ''Film/AFishCalledWanda''
''Film/AFishCalledWanda''W


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-> You know me (disclaimer: none of you know me), and I am a simple man who only requests the simplest things in life, like four thousand gigabytes worth of furry porn, and a small supercomputer that I only ever use to edit text files with, but when I get my game on? Oh, boy, you better believe I'm getting my game on. Who needs 4K when I'm running Wii games 16,000 pixels wide, on a screen 5% of that value? You can practically taste the [[WebAnimation/YoutubePoop Gay Luigi]]. But beyond all of this, I am very practical, and as such, demand little more but the quiet enjoyment of my life with my modest army of whores.
-->-- '''Blog/{{Froghand}}''', from the [[https://froghand.neocities.org/buafy/2016-11.html#14 2016-11-14 BUAFY]].
24th Dec '16 11:48:39 AM Beedle
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'''Spongebob''' Whoever sent this obviously has no idea about the physical limitations of life underwater! Well, might as well throw these in the fire.\\

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'''Spongebob''' Whoever sent this obviously has no idea about the physical limitations of life underwater! Well, might as well throw these in the fire.\\
24th Nov '16 12:04:49 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Nigel Powers''', ''[[AustinPowers Austin Powers: Goldmember]]''

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-->-- '''Nigel Powers''', ''[[AustinPowers Austin Powers: Goldmember]]''
''Film/AustinPowersInGoldmember''
12th Oct '16 4:03:35 AM Mrgreen39
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', "Party Pooper Pants"''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', '''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''', "Party Pooper Pants"''
Pants"
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