History Quotes / HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace

25th Nov '17 10:23:38 AM chopshop
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->"''I never thought I could stretch so far! I think I kinda phased through a planet! ([[NightmareFetishist laughs]])''"
-->--'''Amethyst''' describing her experience traveling at FTL, ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
17th Oct '17 7:15:57 AM nm3youtube
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'''Yondu''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck We’re about to do]] ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck seven hundred]]''!

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'''Yondu''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck We’re about to do]] ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck ''[[LudicrousSpeed seven hundred]]''!
6th Oct '17 11:12:58 AM nm3youtube
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->'''Yondu''': It [[BodyHorror ain’t healthy]] for a mammalian body to hop more than fifty jumps at a time.\\
'''Rocket''': I know that.\\
'''Yondu''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck We’re about to do]] ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck seven hundred]]''!
-->-- ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''
2nd Jun '17 6:37:17 AM AnotherEpicFail
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''"The Captain calls down to prep the ship for warp expedition. At that time [[WeWillUseManualLaborInTheFuture 12000 slaves]] who have never seen the outside of the work galley begins shoveling the dead bodies of the previous workers into massive furnaces along with whatever hard fuel sources they have in storage, like a brutal [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Mr. Fusion]]. A field of pure Psychic FUCK YOU is generated around the ship the blinded mentally traumatized man inside a metal egg begins screaming unendingly as he charts a course throughout [[EldritchLocation the Warp]], which is basically a giant ocean of pure emotion in which [[EldritchAbomination Unnamed Ones lounge around and fuck with humanity by the luxury of simply existing]]. The ship then ploughs into the miasma of what you could call {{Hell}} if you lacked imagination. Pray to the Holy Throne the Astropath doesn’t accidentally get you lost, [[DemonicPossession become possessed by a Daemon]] or just explode like a mushy human pinata from the mental stress of being around so much pure CANNOT BE. If the void shields even flicker on the 8000 years old vessel ([[LostTechnology which no one actually understands completely how to work]]) Daemons made of RAPE and LEMON JUICE will crawl into our reality and do things you literally cannot imagine to every soul aboard. I mean that. The very notion of understanding the completeness of the horror the human victims will be witness to would shatter your perception of reality and cause your [[YourHeadASplode head to explode]]."''\\

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''"The Captain calls down to prep the ship for warp expedition. At that time [[WeWillUseManualLaborInTheFuture 12000 slaves]] who have never seen the outside of the work galley begins shoveling the dead bodies of the previous workers into massive furnaces along with whatever hard fuel sources they have in storage, like a brutal [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Mr. Fusion]]. A field of pure Psychic FUCK YOU is generated around the ship and the blinded mentally traumatized man inside a metal egg begins screaming unendingly as he charts a course throughout through [[EldritchLocation the Warp]], which is basically a giant ocean of pure emotion in which [[EldritchAbomination Unnamed Ones lounge around and fuck with humanity by the luxury of simply existing]]. The ship then ploughs into the miasma of what you could call {{Hell}} if you lacked imagination. Pray to the Holy Throne the Astropath doesn’t accidentally get you lost, [[DemonicPossession become possessed by a Daemon]] or just explode like a mushy human pinata from the mental stress of being around so much pure CANNOT BE. If the void shields even flicker on the 8000 years old vessel ([[LostTechnology which no one actually understands completely how to work]]) Daemons made of RAPE and LEMON JUICE will crawl into our reality and do things you literally cannot imagine to every soul aboard. I mean that. The very notion of understanding the completeness of the horror the human victims will be witness to would shatter your perception of reality and cause your [[YourHeadASplode head to explode]]."''\\



''"The Captain turns to his bride staff and pops the cork on a vintage stock of Jherrik Ale and salutes another successful Warp Jump."''\\

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''"The Captain turns to his bride bridge staff and pops the cork on a vintage stock of Jherrik Ale and salutes another successful Warp Jump."''\\
6th Feb '17 4:01:13 AM krimzonflygon2
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''"The Captain calls down to prep the ship for warp expedition. At that time [[WeWillUseManualLaborInTheFuture 12000 slaves]] who have never seen the outside of the work galley begins shoveling the dead bodies of the previous workers into massive furnaces along with whatever hard fuel sources they have in storage, like a brutal [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Mr. Fusion]]. A field of pure Psychic FUCK YOU is generated around the ship the blinded mentally traumatized man inside a metal egg begins screaming unendingly as he charts a course throughout [[EldritchLocation the Warp]], which is basically a giant ocean of pure emotion in which [[EldritchAbomination Unnamed Ones lounge around and fuck with humanity by the luxury of simply existing]]. The ship then ploughs into the miasma of what you could call {{Hell}} if you lacked imagination. Pray to the Holy Throne the Astropath doesn’t accidentally get you lost, [[DemonicPossession become possessed by a Daemon]] or just explode like a mushy human pinata from the mental stress of being around so much pure CANNOT BE. If the void shields even flicker on the 8000 years old vessel ([[LostTechnology which no one actually understands completely how to work]]) Daemons made of RAPE and LEMON JUICE will crawl into our reality and do things you literally cannot imagine to every soul aboard. I mean that. The very notion of understanding the completeness of the horror the human victims will be witness to would shatter your perception of reality and cause your [[YourHeadASplode heat to explode]]."''\\

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''"The Captain calls down to prep the ship for warp expedition. At that time [[WeWillUseManualLaborInTheFuture 12000 slaves]] who have never seen the outside of the work galley begins shoveling the dead bodies of the previous workers into massive furnaces along with whatever hard fuel sources they have in storage, like a brutal [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Mr. Fusion]]. A field of pure Psychic FUCK YOU is generated around the ship the blinded mentally traumatized man inside a metal egg begins screaming unendingly as he charts a course throughout [[EldritchLocation the Warp]], which is basically a giant ocean of pure emotion in which [[EldritchAbomination Unnamed Ones lounge around and fuck with humanity by the luxury of simply existing]]. The ship then ploughs into the miasma of what you could call {{Hell}} if you lacked imagination. Pray to the Holy Throne the Astropath doesn’t accidentally get you lost, [[DemonicPossession become possessed by a Daemon]] or just explode like a mushy human pinata from the mental stress of being around so much pure CANNOT BE. If the void shields even flicker on the 8000 years old vessel ([[LostTechnology which no one actually understands completely how to work]]) Daemons made of RAPE and LEMON JUICE will crawl into our reality and do things you literally cannot imagine to every soul aboard. I mean that. The very notion of understanding the completeness of the horror the human victims will be witness to would shatter your perception of reality and cause your [[YourHeadASplode heat head to explode]]."''\\
12th Dec '16 5:20:10 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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->''"Let me take you though the average Warp Travel procedure."''\\
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''"The Captain calls down to prep the ship for warp expedition. At that time [[WeWillUseManualLaborInTheFuture 12000 slaves]] who have never seen the outside of the work galley begins shoveling the dead bodies of the previous workers into massive furnaces along with whatever hard fuel sources they have in storage, like a brutal [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Mr. Fusion]]. A field of pure Psychic FUCK YOU is generated around the ship the blinded mentally traumatized man inside a metal egg begins screaming unendingly as he charts a course throughout [[EldritchLocation the Warp]], which is basically a giant ocean of pure emotion in which [[EldritchAbomination Unnamed Ones lounge around and fuck with humanity by the luxury of simply existing]]. The ship then ploughs into the miasma of what you could call {{Hell}} if you lacked imagination. Pray to the Holy Throne the Astropath doesn’t accidentally get you lost, [[DemonicPossession become possessed by a Daemon]] or just explode like a mushy human pinata from the mental stress of being around so much pure CANNOT BE. If the void shields even flicker on the 8000 years old vessel ([[LostTechnology which no one actually understands completely how to work]]) Daemons made of RAPE and LEMON JUICE will crawl into our reality and do things you literally cannot imagine to every soul aboard. I mean that. The very notion of understanding the completeness of the horror the human victims will be witness to would shatter your perception of reality and cause your [[YourHeadASplode heat to explode]]."''\\
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''"[[YearInsideHourOutside Mission clock says they were only in the Warp for 5 days. It was 17 months for everyone onboard.]] They also missed their destination by a couple of solar systems and 8/10th of the crew is dead."''\\
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''"The Captain turns to his bride staff and pops the cork on a vintage stock of Jherrik Ale and salutes another successful Warp Jump."''\\
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''"[[CrapsackWorld Welcome to 40K.]]"''
-->--[[http://i.imgur.com/fiV6It3.jpg Demotivational Poster]]
12th Dec '16 4:33:25 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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12th Dec '16 4:31:48 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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->''"Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse."''
->''"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."''

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->''"Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse."''
->''"Where
"''\\
...\\
''"Where
we're going, we won't need eyes to see."''


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12th Dec '16 4:28:18 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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->Our thoughts light the Darkness that others may cross space.

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->Our thoughts light the Darkness that others may cross space.\\
12th Dec '16 4:27:40 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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-> For the warp is a strange and terrible place. You might as well throw a traveler into a sea of sharks and tell him to swim home as send him through the warp unprotected. Better it is not to let common man travel through the stars. Better still, let him not know such a thing is feasible.

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-> For ->For the warp is a strange and terrible place. You might as well throw a traveler into a sea of sharks and tell him to swim home as send him through the warp unprotected. Better it is not to let common man travel through the stars. Better still, let him not know such a thing is feasible.



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-> Between the stars the ancient unseen enemies of mankind wait and hunger. Every voyage into the nothing is a confrontation with horror, with the implacable things of the warp, and with man's own innermost fear.

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-> Our thoughts light the Darkness that others may cross space
-> We are one with the Emperor, ours souls are joined in his will.
-> Praise the Emperor whose sacrifice is life as ours is death.
-> Hail his name the Master of Mankind.

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-> Between
->Between the stars the ancient unseen enemies of mankind wait and hunger. Every voyage into the nothing is a confrontation with horror, with the implacable things of the warp, and with man's own innermost fear.

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-> Our
fear.
-->-- '''Codex Imperialis'''

->Our
thoughts light the Darkness that others may cross space
->
space.
We are one with the Emperor, ours souls are joined in his will.
->
will.\\
Praise the Emperor whose sacrifice is life as ours is death.
->
death.\\
Hail his name the Master of Mankind.



->''"Travellin' through space is boring. [...] Unless strange fings start happenin', which dey usually do when yer out in da warp. One time we 'ad some bluddy great ugly fing come straight outta Weird Lugwort's 'ead! It butchered 'alf da lads! [[BloodKnight Yer, dat was pretty entertainin']]."''
-->-- '''Bigmaw''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

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->''"Travellin' through space is boring. [...] Unless strange fings start happenin', which dey usually do when yer out in da warp. One time we 'ad some bluddy great ugly fing come straight outta Weird Lugwort's 'ead! It butchered 'alf da lads! [[BloodKnight Yer, dat was pretty entertainin']]."''
entertainin'.]]"''
-->-- '''Bigmaw''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'''''[[OurOrcsAreDifferent Bigmaw]]'''
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