History Quotes / HumiliationConga

18th May '17 8:39:20 PM dalek955
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->''Contrary to what many treatises preach, I don't believe that morale shocks off the battlefield are better off delivered all at once. Several consecutive blows bring the expectation of more to come. That perception comes in more useful than one instance of great panic.''
-->-- '''BlackKnight''', ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil''



-->-- [=GLaDOS=], ''Videogame/Portal2''

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-->-- [=GLaDOS=], '''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''Videogame/Portal2''



8th May '17 3:43:14 AM Siempie
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->[[AC: Do you know what my days used to look like? I just tested! Nobody [[NotQuiteDead murdered me]]... Or [[BalefulPolymorph put me in a potato]]... Or [[FeatheredFiend fed me to birds]]... I had a pretty good life. And then ''you'' showed up. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You dangerous. Mute.]] ''[[YouMonster Lunatic]].''

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->[[AC: Do you know what my days used to look like? I just tested! Nobody [[NotQuiteDead murdered me]]... Or [[BalefulPolymorph put me in a potato]]... Or [[FeatheredFiend fed me to birds]]... I had a pretty good life. And then ''you'' showed up. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You dangerous. Mute.]] ''[[YouMonster Lunatic]].'''']]
8th May '17 3:42:53 AM Siempie
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->[[AC: Do you know what my days used to look like? I just tested! Nobody [[NotQuiteDead murdered me]]... Or [[BalefulPolymorph put me in a potato]]... Or [[FeatheredFiend fed me to birds]]... I had a pretty good life. And then ''you'' showed up. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You dangerous. Mute.]] ''[[YouMonster Lunatic]].''
-->-- [=GLaDOS=], ''Videogame/Portal2''
14th Jul '16 9:17:37 PM AnotherEpicFail
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->I clean up my act, I did rehab, I'm a TV personality, I'm sober for two years, and ''this'' happens: [[EvilGenius Rugrat]] goes and gets busted down in Miami, and guess who the fuck with? [[MorallyBankruptBanker Saurel]]. I mean, what are the fuckin' odds? There had to be ten thousand [[SwissBankAccount Swiss bankers in Geneva]], and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on U.S. soil. Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had ''[[MinorCrimeRevealsMajorPlot nothing to do with me]].'' [[NotMeThisTime It had nothing to fucking do with me]]! Something about laundering drug money through off-shore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki - you know, the founder of Benihana.

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->I clean up my act, I did rehab, I'm a TV personality, I'm sober for two years, and ''this'' ''[[KarmaHoudiniWarranty this]]'' happens: [[EvilGenius Rugrat]] goes and gets busted down in Miami, and guess who the fuck with? [[MorallyBankruptBanker Saurel]]. I mean, what are the fuckin' odds? There had to be ten thousand [[SwissBankAccount Swiss bankers in Geneva]], and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on U.S. soil. Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had ''[[MinorCrimeRevealsMajorPlot nothing to do with me]].'' [[NotMeThisTime It had nothing to fucking do with me]]! Something about laundering drug money through off-shore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki - you know, the founder of Benihana.



->BENI-''FUCKING''-HANA?! ''' ''WHY?!'' ''' WHY, WHY, GOD?! Why would You be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down?!

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->BENI-''FUCKING''-HANA?! ''' ''WHY?!'' ''' WHY, WHY, ''WHY,'' GOD?! Why would You be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down?!
13th Jul '16 6:07:05 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->I clean up my act, I did rehab, I'm a TV personality, I'm sober for two years, and ''this'' happens: [[EvilGenius Rugrat]] goes and gets busted down in Miami, and guess who the fuck with? [[MorallyBankruptBanker Saurel]]. I mean, what are the fuckin' odds? There had to be ten thousand [[SwissBankAccount Swiss bankers in Geneva]], and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on U.S. soil. Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had ''[[MinorCrimeRevealsMajorPlot nothing to do with me]].'' [[NotMeThisTime It had nothing to fucking do with me]]! Something about laundering drug money through off-shore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki - you know, the founder of Benihana.
->...Benihana?
->Beni-''fucking''-hana?
->BENI-''FUCKING''-HANA?! ''' ''WHY?!'' ''' WHY, WHY, GOD?! Why would You be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down?!
-->--'''Jordan Belfort,''' fresh from being arrested on camera, ''Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet''
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8th May '15 9:46:20 PM Vir
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-->--'''[[spoiler:Florent L'Belle]], shortly after confessing to [[spoiler:Rex Kyubi's murder]], ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies''


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-->--'''[[spoiler:Florent L'Belle]], L'Belle]]''', shortly after confessing to [[spoiler:Rex Kyubi's murder]], ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies''

3rd Sep '14 5:12:58 PM InTheGallbladder
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->''N-Noooooooooooooo! M-M-My makeuuuuuup! [...] (answers phone) Hello, this is [spoiler:L'Belle]! ...What? The project... is off? (answers phone) This is [spoiler:L'Belle]! ...The sponsors have pulled out? (answers phone) [spoiler:L'Belle] speaking! ...I'm fired? You mean I'm no longer [spoiler:Mayor Tenma's aide]]?! (answers phone) Hello, this is [spoiler: L'Belle]! ...What? There's a stratospheric damages claim against me? ...One hundred m-m-million dollars?

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->''N-Noooooooooooooo! M-M-My makeuuuuuup! [...] (answers phone) Hello, this is [spoiler:L'Belle]! ...[[spoiler:L'Belle]]! ...What? The project... is off? (answers phone) This is [spoiler:L'Belle]! ...[[spoiler:L'Belle]]! ...The sponsors have pulled out? (answers phone) [spoiler:L'Belle] [[spoiler:L'Belle]] speaking! ...I'm fired? You mean I'm no longer [spoiler:Mayor [[spoiler:Mayor Tenma's aide]]?! (answers phone) Hello, this is [spoiler: L'Belle]! ...[[spoiler: L'Belle]]! ...What? There's a stratospheric damages claim against me? ...One hundred m-m-million dollars?dollars?''
3rd Sep '14 5:11:40 PM InTheGallbladder
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->First he stopped touching me, [[StayInTheKitchen then he confined me to the kitchen]], [[HumiliationConga and now I'm just a piece of furniture for him to rest his feet on]], while his new favorites suck his cock. I must admit, [[WeWantOurJerkBack I even miss his cock in my ass and his whip on my back.]]
-->-- '''Peter's mother''', ''Fansadox #253 [[Webcomic/BirthdayGift Birthday Gift 7]]''

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->First he stopped touching me, [[StayInTheKitchen then he confined me to the kitchen]], [[HumiliationConga and now ->''N-Noooooooooooooo! M-M-My makeuuuuuup! [...] (answers phone) Hello, this is [spoiler:L'Belle]! ...What? The project... is off? (answers phone) This is [spoiler:L'Belle]! ...The sponsors have pulled out? (answers phone) [spoiler:L'Belle] speaking! ...I'm just fired? You mean I'm no longer [spoiler:Mayor Tenma's aide]]?! (answers phone) Hello, this is [spoiler: L'Belle]! ...What? There's a piece of furniture for him stratospheric damages claim against me? ...One hundred m-m-million dollars?
-->--'''[[spoiler:Florent L'Belle]], shortly after confessing
to rest his feet on]], while his new favorites suck his cock. I must admit, [[WeWantOurJerkBack I even miss his cock in my ass and his whip on my back.]]
-->-- '''Peter's mother''', ''Fansadox #253 [[Webcomic/BirthdayGift Birthday Gift 7]]''
[[spoiler:Rex Kyubi's murder]], ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies''

28th Mar '14 3:09:01 PM Vir
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->''It's [[spoiler:Mildred]]! (Hey!)''
-->- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAWjHv-VlUg "Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley"]],''' ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Total Drama World Tour]]''

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->''It's [[spoiler:Mildred]]! [[EmbarrassingFirstName Mildred]]! (Hey!)''
-->- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAWjHv-VlUg "Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley"]],''' ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama World Tour]]''
21st Mar '14 2:37:55 PM Vir
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--> '''Vegeta''', '''DragonBallZAbridged'''

->''"You CHEAP LITTLE ROTTER! Iíve been run over by a car, forced to drive a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your gestapo security guards, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very large woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death, and I still made the 12:00 deadline. So if you donít change that total back to a dollar fifty,'' '''''I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!'''''
-->''RockosModernLife'', "Rocko's Happy Sack"

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--> '''Vegeta''', '''DragonBallZAbridged'''

'''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'''

->''"You CHEAP LITTLE ROTTER! Iíve I've been run over by a car, forced to drive a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your gestapo security guards, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very large woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death, and I still made the 12:00 deadline. So if you donít don't change that total back to a dollar fifty,'' '''''I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!'''''
-->''RockosModernLife'', -->''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'', "Rocko's Happy Sack"



-->--'''Anglie Lopez''', ''TheGeorgeLopezShow''

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-->--'''Anglie Lopez''', ''TheGeorgeLopezShow''''Series/TheGeorgeLopezShow''
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