History Quotes / HumiliationConga

14th Jul '16 9:17:37 PM AnotherEpicFail
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->I clean up my act, I did rehab, I'm a TV personality, I'm sober for two years, and ''this'' happens: [[EvilGenius Rugrat]] goes and gets busted down in Miami, and guess who the fuck with? [[MorallyBankruptBanker Saurel]]. I mean, what are the fuckin' odds? There had to be ten thousand [[SwissBankAccount Swiss bankers in Geneva]], and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on U.S. soil. Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had ''[[MinorCrimeRevealsMajorPlot nothing to do with me]].'' [[NotMeThisTime It had nothing to fucking do with me]]! Something about laundering drug money through off-shore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki - you know, the founder of Benihana.

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->I clean up my act, I did rehab, I'm a TV personality, I'm sober for two years, and ''this'' ''[[KarmaHoudiniWarranty this]]'' happens: [[EvilGenius Rugrat]] goes and gets busted down in Miami, and guess who the fuck with? [[MorallyBankruptBanker Saurel]]. I mean, what are the fuckin' odds? There had to be ten thousand [[SwissBankAccount Swiss bankers in Geneva]], and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on U.S. soil. Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had ''[[MinorCrimeRevealsMajorPlot nothing to do with me]].'' [[NotMeThisTime It had nothing to fucking do with me]]! Something about laundering drug money through off-shore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki - you know, the founder of Benihana.



->BENI-''FUCKING''-HANA?! ''' ''WHY?!'' ''' WHY, WHY, GOD?! Why would You be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down?!

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->BENI-''FUCKING''-HANA?! ''' ''WHY?!'' ''' WHY, WHY, ''WHY,'' GOD?! Why would You be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down?!
13th Jul '16 6:07:05 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->I clean up my act, I did rehab, I'm a TV personality, I'm sober for two years, and ''this'' happens: [[EvilGenius Rugrat]] goes and gets busted down in Miami, and guess who the fuck with? [[MorallyBankruptBanker Saurel]]. I mean, what are the fuckin' odds? There had to be ten thousand [[SwissBankAccount Swiss bankers in Geneva]], and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on U.S. soil. Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had ''[[MinorCrimeRevealsMajorPlot nothing to do with me]].'' [[NotMeThisTime It had nothing to fucking do with me]]! Something about laundering drug money through off-shore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki - you know, the founder of Benihana.
->...Benihana?
->Beni-''fucking''-hana?
->BENI-''FUCKING''-HANA?! ''' ''WHY?!'' ''' WHY, WHY, GOD?! Why would You be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down?!
-->--'''Jordan Belfort,''' fresh from being arrested on camera, ''Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet''
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8th May '15 9:46:20 PM Vir
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-->--'''[[spoiler:Florent L'Belle]], shortly after confessing to [[spoiler:Rex Kyubi's murder]], ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies''


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-->--'''[[spoiler:Florent L'Belle]], L'Belle]]''', shortly after confessing to [[spoiler:Rex Kyubi's murder]], ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies''

3rd Sep '14 5:12:58 PM InTheGallbladder
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->''N-Noooooooooooooo! M-M-My makeuuuuuup! [...] (answers phone) Hello, this is [spoiler:L'Belle]! ...What? The project... is off? (answers phone) This is [spoiler:L'Belle]! ...The sponsors have pulled out? (answers phone) [spoiler:L'Belle] speaking! ...I'm fired? You mean I'm no longer [spoiler:Mayor Tenma's aide]]?! (answers phone) Hello, this is [spoiler: L'Belle]! ...What? There's a stratospheric damages claim against me? ...One hundred m-m-million dollars?

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->''N-Noooooooooooooo! M-M-My makeuuuuuup! [...] (answers phone) Hello, this is [spoiler:L'Belle]! ...[[spoiler:L'Belle]]! ...What? The project... is off? (answers phone) This is [spoiler:L'Belle]! ...[[spoiler:L'Belle]]! ...The sponsors have pulled out? (answers phone) [spoiler:L'Belle] [[spoiler:L'Belle]] speaking! ...I'm fired? You mean I'm no longer [spoiler:Mayor [[spoiler:Mayor Tenma's aide]]?! (answers phone) Hello, this is [spoiler: L'Belle]! ...[[spoiler: L'Belle]]! ...What? There's a stratospheric damages claim against me? ...One hundred m-m-million dollars?dollars?''
3rd Sep '14 5:11:40 PM InTheGallbladder
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->First he stopped touching me, [[StayInTheKitchen then he confined me to the kitchen]], [[HumiliationConga and now I'm just a piece of furniture for him to rest his feet on]], while his new favorites suck his cock. I must admit, [[WeWantOurJerkBack I even miss his cock in my ass and his whip on my back.]]
-->-- '''Peter's mother''', ''Fansadox #253 [[Webcomic/BirthdayGift Birthday Gift 7]]''

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->First he stopped touching me, [[StayInTheKitchen then he confined me to the kitchen]], [[HumiliationConga and now ->''N-Noooooooooooooo! M-M-My makeuuuuuup! [...] (answers phone) Hello, this is [spoiler:L'Belle]! ...What? The project... is off? (answers phone) This is [spoiler:L'Belle]! ...The sponsors have pulled out? (answers phone) [spoiler:L'Belle] speaking! ...I'm just fired? You mean I'm no longer [spoiler:Mayor Tenma's aide]]?! (answers phone) Hello, this is [spoiler: L'Belle]! ...What? There's a piece of furniture for him stratospheric damages claim against me? ...One hundred m-m-million dollars?
-->--'''[[spoiler:Florent L'Belle]], shortly after confessing
to rest his feet on]], while his new favorites suck his cock. I must admit, [[WeWantOurJerkBack I even miss his cock in my ass and his whip on my back.]]
-->-- '''Peter's mother''', ''Fansadox #253 [[Webcomic/BirthdayGift Birthday Gift 7]]''
[[spoiler:Rex Kyubi's murder]], ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies''

28th Mar '14 3:09:01 PM Vir
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->''It's [[spoiler:Mildred]]! (Hey!)''
-->- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAWjHv-VlUg "Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley"]],''' ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Total Drama World Tour]]''

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->''It's [[spoiler:Mildred]]! [[EmbarrassingFirstName Mildred]]! (Hey!)''
-->- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAWjHv-VlUg "Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley"]],''' ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama World Tour]]''
21st Mar '14 2:37:55 PM Vir
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--> '''Vegeta''', '''DragonBallZAbridged'''

->''"You CHEAP LITTLE ROTTER! Iíve been run over by a car, forced to drive a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your gestapo security guards, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very large woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death, and I still made the 12:00 deadline. So if you donít change that total back to a dollar fifty,'' '''''I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!'''''
-->''RockosModernLife'', "Rocko's Happy Sack"

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--> '''Vegeta''', '''DragonBallZAbridged'''

'''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'''

->''"You CHEAP LITTLE ROTTER! Iíve I've been run over by a car, forced to drive a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your gestapo security guards, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very large woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death, and I still made the 12:00 deadline. So if you donít don't change that total back to a dollar fifty,'' '''''I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!'''''
-->''RockosModernLife'', -->''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'', "Rocko's Happy Sack"



-->--'''Anglie Lopez''', ''TheGeorgeLopezShow''

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-->--'''Anglie Lopez''', ''TheGeorgeLopezShow''''Series/TheGeorgeLopezShow''
1st Oct '13 4:07:00 PM HellKillUsAll
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->''"You CHEAP LITTLE ROTTER! Iíve been run over by a car, forced to drive a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your gestapo security gaurds, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very large woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death, and I still made the 12:00 deadline. So if you donít change that total back to a dollar fifty,'' '''''I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!'''''

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->''"You CHEAP LITTLE ROTTER! Iíve been run over by a car, forced to drive a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your gestapo security gaurds, guards, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very large woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death, and I still made the 12:00 deadline. So if you donít change that total back to a dollar fifty,'' '''''I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!'''''


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->''"We got through Max's dyslexia. And Carmen having to switch schools. Your uncle dying. My parents getting a divorce. Your father throwing you in jail. The garage burning down. Why does everything happen to us!? Are we cursed!? Did you cut off a voodoo priest in traffic!?"
-->--'''Anglie Lopez''', ''TheGeorgeLopezShow''
18th Apr '13 10:32:10 AM Disney23
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->''"You CHEAP LITTLE ROTTER! Iíve been run over by a car, forced to drive a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your gestapo security gaurds, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very large woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death, and I still made the 12:00 deadline. So if you donít change that total back to a dollar fifty,'' '''''I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!'''''
-->''RockosModernLife'', "Rocko's Happy Sack"
10th May '12 7:29:56 AM Heylir
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-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9vXZncjGvk Humiliate the Boy]]''', ''Jafar's [[CutSong Cut]] VillainSong from {{Aladdin}}''

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-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9vXZncjGvk Humiliate the Boy]]''', ''Jafar's [[CutSong Cut]] VillainSong from {{Aladdin}}''
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