History Quotes / HumansAreMorons

4th Apr '18 11:20:53 PM Trogdor
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-->-- ''WebVideo/PhilipDeFranco''

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-->-- ''WebVideo/PhilipDeFranco''
''WebVideo/ThePhilipDefrancoShow''
4th Apr '18 11:20:15 PM Trogdor
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->''"I feel like it shows that things have gotten ''so'' stupid, that it's now actually hard to be stupid in an original way. This quote-unquote "New Trend" is actually just throwback stupid."''
-->-- ''WebVideo/PhilipDeFranco''
10th Sep '17 6:49:55 PM Whipsmart
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->''"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."''
-->-- '''Calvin''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
14th Jun '17 4:28:28 AM JackG
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->"Hello, barely sentient local."
-->-- The Doctor meeting Rigsy, ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Flatline"
31st May '17 8:52:00 PM SSJMagus
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->''"Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are ''even stupider!''"''

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->''"Just think ->''"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are ''even stupider!''"''''stupider than that!''"''
26th Jan '17 11:59:06 PM needsanewhobby
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->''"Don't worry Sir, every right-thinking citizen will vote for you."''
->''"That's great, but I need a majority.''

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->''"Don't worry Sir, ->''"Governor, you have the vote of every right-thinking citizen will vote for you.thinking person."''
->''"That's great, but I not enough, madam, we need a majority.''majority!"''
26th Jan '17 11:57:12 PM needsanewhobby
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->''"Don't worry Sir, every right-thinking citizen will vote for you."''
->''"That's great, but I need a majority.''
-->-- 1952 presidential candidate Adlai Stevenson
13th Jul '16 8:13:12 AM LentilSandEater
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->''"As the vampire Kain, the only way in which you are capable of interacting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] human cast by is killing them. This changes when you acquire the Disguise ability, which transforms Kain's sprite into that of [[InTheHood a hooded peasant]] and allows you to solicit voiced audio clips from neutral [=NPCs=]. This is only interesting for about ten minutes; you soon discover that the human race [[WelcomeToCorneria hasn't a single god damned thing worth saying]]. All Nosgoth's menfolk talk like oafish cockneys -- "good day to ya!" -- and the entire female population consists of drunken prostitutes. The vampire Vorador pointedly refers to Nosgoth's human population as 'the cattle;' the opening to ''Soul Reaver'' alludes to Kain's contempt for humanity. After chatting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] townsfolk for any length of time, it is [[FridgeBrilliance not difficult to see from where such sentiments might have arisen.]]"''

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->''"As the vampire Kain, the only way in which you are capable of interacting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] human cast by is killing them. This changes when you acquire the Disguise ability, which transforms Kain's sprite into that of [[InTheHood a hooded peasant]] and allows you to solicit voiced audio clips from neutral [=NPCs=]. This is only interesting for about ten minutes; you soon discover that the human race [[WelcomeToCorneria hasn't a single god damned thing worth saying]]. All Nosgoth's menfolk talk like oafish cockneys -- "good day to ya!" -- and the entire female population consists of drunken prostitutes. The vampire Vorador pointedly refers to Nosgoth's human population as 'the cattle;' the opening to ''Soul Reaver'' alludes to Kain's contempt for humanity. After chatting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] townsfolk for any length of time, it is [[FridgeBrilliance not difficult to see from where such sentiments might have arisen.]]"''"''
10th Jan '16 7:24:18 AM hamonrye
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->'''Donna'': Are we explorers, or more like a virus?\\

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->'''Donna'': ->'''Donna''': Are we explorers, or more like a virus?\\
10th Jan '16 7:24:08 AM hamonrye
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->'''Donna'': Are we explorers, or more like a virus?\\
'''Doctor''': Sometimes I wonder.
-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E3PlanetOfTheOod}} "Planet of the Ood"]]
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