History Quotes / HumansAreMorons

14th Jun '17 4:28:28 AM JackG
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->"Hello, barely sentient local."
-->-- The Doctor meeting Rigsy, ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Flatline"
31st May '17 8:52:00 PM SSJMagus
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->''"Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are ''even stupider!''"''

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->''"Just think ->''"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are ''even stupider!''"''''stupider than that!''"''
26th Jan '17 11:59:06 PM needsanewhobby
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->''"Don't worry Sir, every right-thinking citizen will vote for you."''
->''"That's great, but I need a majority.''

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->''"Don't worry Sir, ->''"Governor, you have the vote of every right-thinking citizen will vote for you.thinking person."''
->''"That's great, but I not enough, madam, we need a majority.''majority!"''
26th Jan '17 11:57:12 PM needsanewhobby
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->''"Don't worry Sir, every right-thinking citizen will vote for you."''
->''"That's great, but I need a majority.''
-->-- 1952 presidential candidate Adlai Stevenson
13th Jul '16 8:13:12 AM LentilSandEater
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->''"As the vampire Kain, the only way in which you are capable of interacting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] human cast by is killing them. This changes when you acquire the Disguise ability, which transforms Kain's sprite into that of [[InTheHood a hooded peasant]] and allows you to solicit voiced audio clips from neutral [=NPCs=]. This is only interesting for about ten minutes; you soon discover that the human race [[WelcomeToCorneria hasn't a single god damned thing worth saying]]. All Nosgoth's menfolk talk like oafish cockneys -- "good day to ya!" -- and the entire female population consists of drunken prostitutes. The vampire Vorador pointedly refers to Nosgoth's human population as 'the cattle;' the opening to ''Soul Reaver'' alludes to Kain's contempt for humanity. After chatting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] townsfolk for any length of time, it is [[FridgeBrilliance not difficult to see from where such sentiments might have arisen.]]"''

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->''"As the vampire Kain, the only way in which you are capable of interacting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] human cast by is killing them. This changes when you acquire the Disguise ability, which transforms Kain's sprite into that of [[InTheHood a hooded peasant]] and allows you to solicit voiced audio clips from neutral [=NPCs=]. This is only interesting for about ten minutes; you soon discover that the human race [[WelcomeToCorneria hasn't a single god damned thing worth saying]]. All Nosgoth's menfolk talk like oafish cockneys -- "good day to ya!" -- and the entire female population consists of drunken prostitutes. The vampire Vorador pointedly refers to Nosgoth's human population as 'the cattle;' the opening to ''Soul Reaver'' alludes to Kain's contempt for humanity. After chatting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] townsfolk for any length of time, it is [[FridgeBrilliance not difficult to see from where such sentiments might have arisen.]]"''"''
10th Jan '16 7:24:18 AM hamonrye
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->'''Donna'': Are we explorers, or more like a virus?\\

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->'''Donna'': ->'''Donna''': Are we explorers, or more like a virus?\\
10th Jan '16 7:24:08 AM hamonrye
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->'''Donna'': Are we explorers, or more like a virus?\\
'''Doctor''': Sometimes I wonder.
-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E3PlanetOfTheOod}} "Planet of the Ood"]]
27th Dec '15 7:29:44 PM hamonrye
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->'''Londo''': Well, Captain, you will forgive me if I appear a bit slow; I have studied your race quite a bit, and there are still several aspects of your psychology I don't understand: A place called Winchester Mansion with stairs that go nowhere? Something called "country" and "western"? And the less said about the comedy team of Rebo & Zooty the better--\\

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->'''Londo''': Well, Captain, you will forgive me if I appear a bit slow; I have studied your race quite a bit, and there are still several aspects of your psychology I don't understand: A place called Winchester Mansion with stairs that go nowhere? Something called "country" and "western"? And the less said about the comedy "comedy" team of Rebo & Zooty the better--\\
27th Dec '15 7:29:26 PM hamonrye
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->'''Londo''': Well, Captain, you will forgive me if I appear a bit slow; I have studied your race quite a bit, and there are still several aspects of your psychology I don't understand: A place called Winchester Mansion with stairs that go nowhere? Something called "country" and "western"? And the less said about the comedy team of Rebo & Zooty the better--\\
'''Sheridan''': You don't like Rebo & Zooty? Hehe! They're hysterical!\\
'''Londo''': Are they? I'm sorry, I apparently mistook you for a human with some taste and sensibility.
-->--''Series/BabylonFive'', [[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS04E13RumorsBargainsAndLies}} "Rumors, Bargains, and Lies"]]

30th Sep '15 8:20:25 PM hamonrye
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!!!Fiction
->''"The higher that the monkey can climb\\
The more he shows his tail"''
-->--'''Music/TomWaits''', "Misery Is The River Of The World" - ''Music/BloodMoney''.

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\n!!!Fiction\n->''"The higher ----

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->''Pray
that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's [[NoIntelligentLifeHere bugger all down here on Earth]].''
-->-- "The Galaxy Song", ''Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife''

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->''"I'd all but given up my crusade to rid
the monkey can climb\\
world of fools... There are, I found, just too many!"''
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Foolkiller}}''', ''[[Franchise/SpiderMan
The more he shows his tail"''
-->--'''Music/TomWaits''', "Misery Is The River Of The World" - ''Music/BloodMoney''.
Amazing Spider-Man]]'', #225

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->''"It was very simple. Only stupid Earth brains like yours would have been fooled."''
-->-- '''Cyberman''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS4E6TheMoonbase "The Moonbase"]]

->''"What do you all have for brains? Pudding? Look at you. Why can't I get a decent species? Planet of the ''pudding-brains!''"''
-->--'''Twelfth Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'' ("Deep Breath")

->''"I'd all but given up my crusade to rid the world of fools... There are, I found, just too many!"''
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Foolkiller}}''', ''[[Franchise/SpiderMan The Amazing Spider-Man]]'', #225

->''Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's [[NoIntelligentLifeHere bugger all down here on Earth]].''
-->-- "The Galaxy Song", ''Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife''

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->''"It was very simple. Only stupid Earth brains like yours would have been fooled.->''"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."''
-->-- '''Cyberman''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS4E6TheMoonbase "The Moonbase"]]

->''"What do you all have for brains? Pudding? Look at you. Why can't I get a decent species? Planet of
'''Creator/DouglasAdams'''

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->''"The higher that
the ''pudding-brains!''"''
-->--'''Twelfth Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'' ("Deep Breath")

->''"I'd all but given up my crusade to rid
monkey can climb\\
The more he shows his tail"''
-->--'''Music/TomWaits''', "Misery Is The River Of The World" - ''Music/BloodMoney''.

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->''"Just think of how stupid
the world average person is, and then realize half of fools... There are, I found, just too many!"''
them are ''even stupider!''"''
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Foolkiller}}''', ''[[Franchise/SpiderMan The Amazing Spider-Man]]'', #225

->''Pray
'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin'''

->''"We live in an amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation. Just spoiled idiots
that there's intelligent life somewhere up don't care. They got their phone... *poking touchpad, groaning* nnnh, it won't.." GIVE IT A ''SECOND!!'' It's GOING TO ''SPACE!!!''"''
-->--'''Creator/LouisCK''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akiVi1sR2rM&t=220s on]] The Greatest Generation

->''“Each of us is full of shit
in space, 'cause there's [[NoIntelligentLifeHere bugger our [[AchievementsInIgnorance own special way.]] We are all down here on Earth]].''
-->-- "The Galaxy Song", ''Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife''
shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.”''
-->--'''Creator/LewisBlack''', ''Me of Little Faith''

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->'''Alien 1:''' So this is he -- [[RonaldReagan The Reagan]]? [[PunyEarthlings A puny specimen]], even for a human. Just like [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters the defilers]] to worship such a one! Do you suppose [[HumansAreUgly ugliness is a virtue to them]]?\\
'''Alien 2:''' [[HumansAreMorons Or stupidity]]? Have you ever seen eyes so vacant?
-->-- Aliens commenting on RonaldReagan, ''ComicBook/StrontiumDog''

->'''Council Woman:''' Are they intelligent?\\
'''Peakley:''' No, but very delicate... We are talking about ''extremely simple creatures'' here, Miss. Landing there would cause mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!
-->-- ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''

->''"Because all you of Earth are '''idiots!'''"''
-->-- '''Eros''', ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''

!!!RealLife

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->'''Alien 1:''' So this [[AC:Web Original]]

->''"As the vampire Kain, the only way in which you are capable of interacting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] human cast by
is he -- [[RonaldReagan The Reagan]]? [[PunyEarthlings A puny specimen]], even killing them. This changes when you acquire the Disguise ability, which transforms Kain's sprite into that of [[InTheHood a hooded peasant]] and allows you to solicit voiced audio clips from neutral [=NPCs=]. This is only interesting for a human. Just like [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters the defilers]] to worship such a one! Do you suppose [[HumansAreUgly ugliness is a virtue to them]]?\\
'''Alien 2:''' [[HumansAreMorons Or stupidity]]? Have you ever seen eyes so vacant?
-->-- Aliens commenting on RonaldReagan, ''ComicBook/StrontiumDog''

->'''Council Woman:''' Are they intelligent?\\
'''Peakley:''' No, but very delicate... We are talking
about ''extremely simple creatures'' here, Miss. Landing there would cause mass mayhem ten minutes; you soon discover that the human race [[WelcomeToCorneria hasn't a single god damned thing worth saying]]. All Nosgoth's menfolk talk like oafish cockneys -- "good day to ya!" -- and planet-wide panic!
-->-- ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''

->''"Because all you
the entire female population consists of Earth are '''idiots!'''"''
-->-- '''Eros''', ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''

!!!RealLife
drunken prostitutes. The vampire Vorador pointedly refers to Nosgoth's human population as 'the cattle;' the opening to ''Soul Reaver'' alludes to Kain's contempt for humanity. After chatting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] townsfolk for any length of time, it is [[FridgeBrilliance not difficult to see from where such sentiments might have arisen.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=bo Pat R.]]''' on ''VideoGame/LegacyOfKain: Blood Omen''

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->''"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."''
-->-- '''Creator/DouglasAdams'''

->''"Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are ''even stupider!''"''
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin'''

->''“Each of us is full of shit in our [[AchievementsInIgnorance own special way.]] We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.”''
-->--'''Creator/LewisBlack''', ''Me of Little Faith''

->''"As the vampire Kain, the only way in which you are capable of interacting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] human cast by is killing them. This changes when you acquire the Disguise ability, which transforms Kain's sprite into that of [[InTheHood a hooded peasant]] and allows you to solicit voiced audio clips from neutral [=NPCs=]. This is only interesting for about ten minutes; you soon discover that the human race [[WelcomeToCorneria hasn't a single god damned thing worth saying]]. All Nosgoth's menfolk talk like oafish cockneys -- "good day to ya!" -- and the entire female population consists of drunken prostitutes. The vampire Vorador pointedly refers to Nosgoth's human population as 'the cattle;' the opening to ''Soul Reaver'' alludes to Kain's contempt for humanity. After chatting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] townsfolk for any length of time, it is [[FridgeBrilliance not difficult to see from where such sentiments might have arisen.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=bo Pat R.]]''' on ''VideoGame/LegacyOfKain: Blood Omen''

->''"Subway is a cosmic nexus of stupidity."''
-->-- A thread title at the Customers Suck forums.



->''"People ask me, 'Brother Hovind, do you think that there's intelligent life on other planets?' I reply, 'No, [[MemeticMutation I taught high school science for 15 years.]] [[NoIntelligentLifeHere I don't even think there's much intelligent life on this planet.']]"''
-->-- '''[[HypocriticalHumor Kent Hovind]]'''

->''"Common sense is a sense which is not common to people."''
-->-- Website/YouTube comment
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