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-->'''Ted Mosby''', "Doppelgangers"

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-->'''Ted -->--'''Ted Mosby''', "Doppelgangers"
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[[AC:Season 7]]
->''"I went into journalism to make a difference, but you have made that impossible. You know, to be honest, it hasn't been an easy couple months for me. I've made mistakes, I've felt alone, I had to let go of dreams I didn't even know I had, so here's the deal: You're gonna get back on air and count us down into a better year, because I just can't do 2011 anymore!"''
-->--'''Robin Scherbatsky''', "Tailgate"
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[[AC:Season 5]]
->''"Look, we've all been searching for the five doppelgangers, right? But eventually, over time, we all become our own doppelgangers, these completely different people that just happen to look like us. 5 years ago Robin, that girl was pretty great, but doppelganger Robin, she's amazing."''
-->'''Ted Mosby''', "Doppelgangers"

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-->--'''Barney Stinson''', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS2E22SomethingBlue Something Blue]]" (season 2 episode 22).

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-->--'''Barney Stinson''', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS2E22SomethingBlue Something Blue]]" (season 2 episode 22).
Blue]]"

[[AC:Season 3]]



-->--'''Barney Stinson''', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS3E01WaitForIt Wait For It]]" (season 3 episode 1).

-> "Ted is literally the sweetest guy in the world. He's like a modern-day Martin Frobisher. If Ted took his awesomeness and built a skyscraper out of it, it would literally be taller than Mount Waddington! That's over 4,000 meters tall! When we split up, I literally cried forever. Yet, we both wanted different things, so we knew it wouldn't work oot in the end. Still, Ted is not a jerk. Would a jerk steal a Smurf Penis just to impress a girl? Would a jerk literally make it rain just to see me? I don't think so. In fact, Teddy Boy and I are still literally the best of friends. Anyone who thinks Ted is a jerk is a major idiot (Major Idiot!). Let me put it this way: I wouldn't trade the time I spent with Ted for literally all the grizzly paw ice cream sandwiches in the world."
-->--'''Robin Scherbatsky''', in a testimonial vouching for Ted hosted at tedmosbyisnotajerk.com

->''"Hi. I’m Ted Mosby. [[spoiler:And exactly 45 days from now, you and I are gonna meet, and we’re gonna get married, and... We’re gonna have two kids. And we’re gonna love them and each other so much... All that is 45 days away. But I’m here now, I guess, because... I want those extra 45 days with you. I want each one of them. And look, if I can’t have them, I’ll take the 45 seconds before your boyfriend shows up and punches me in the face, because... I love you. I’m always gonna love you. Till the end of my days... and beyond. You’ll see.]]"''
-->--'''Ted''', [[spoiler:to the Mother]] in an ImagineSpot

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-->--'''Barney Stinson''', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS3E01WaitForIt Wait For It]]" (season 3 episode 1).

-> "Ted is literally
It]]"

[[AC:Season 4]]
->"The great moments of your life won't necessarily be
the sweetest guy in things you do, they'll also be the world. He's like a modern-day Martin Frobisher. If Ted took his awesomeness things that happen to you. Now I'm not saying you can't take action to affect the outcome of your life, you have to take action, and built a skyscraper you will. But never forget that on any day, you can step out of it, it would literally be taller than Mount Waddington! That's over 4,000 meters tall! When we split up, I literally cried the front door and your life can change forever. Yet, we both wanted different things, so we knew it wouldn't work oot in You see the end. Still, Ted is not universe has a jerk. Would a jerk steal a Smurf Penis just to impress a girl? Would a jerk literally make it rain just to see me? I don't think so. In fact, Teddy Boy plan kids, and I are still literally that plan is always in motion. A butterfly flaps it's wings and it starts to rain. It's a scary thought, but it's also kind of wonderful. All those little parts of the best of friends. Anyone who thinks Ted is a jerk is a major idiot (Major Idiot!). Let me put it this way: I wouldn't trade machine, constantly working, making sure that you end up exactly where you're supposed to be, exactly when you're supposed to be there. The right place, at the time I spent with Ted for literally all the grizzly paw ice cream sandwiches in the world."
-->--'''Robin Scherbatsky''', in a testimonial vouching for Ted hosted at tedmosbyisnotajerk.com

right time."
-->--'''Future!Ted''', "Right Place, Right Time".

[[AC:Season 8]]
->''"Hi. I’m Ted Mosby. [[spoiler:And And exactly 45 days from now, you and I are gonna meet, and we’re gonna get married, and... We’re gonna have two kids. And we’re gonna love them and each other so much... All that is 45 days away. But I’m here now, I guess, because... I want those extra 45 days with you. I want each one of them. And look, if I can’t have them, I’ll take the 45 seconds before your boyfriend shows up and punches me in the face, because... I love you. I’m always gonna love you. Till the end of my days... and beyond. You’ll see.]]"''
"''
-->--'''Ted''', [[spoiler:to to the Mother]] Mother in an ImagineSpot



-->--[[spoiler:The Mother's first line]]

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-->--[[spoiler:The -->--The Mother's first line]]
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->''"How I Met Your Mother is a show about how awesome Neil Patrick Harris is, but there's also a recurring sub plot about a guy named Ted Mosby..."''
-->--Website/{{Cracked}} writer '''Dan O'Brien''' in [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-pieces-relationship-advice-movies-need-to-stop-giving_p2/ 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving]]

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->''"How [[AC: Other]]
-> "Ted is literally the sweetest guy in the world. He's like a modern-day Martin Frobisher. If Ted took his awesomeness and built a skyscraper out of it, it would literally be taller than Mount Waddington! That's over 4,000 meters tall! When we split up,
I Met Your Mother literally cried forever. Yet, we both wanted different things, so we knew it wouldn't work oot in the end. Still, Ted is not a jerk. Would a jerk steal a Smurf Penis just to impress a girl? Would a jerk literally make it rain just to see me? I don't think so. In fact, Teddy Boy and I are still literally the best of friends. Anyone who thinks Ted is a show about how awesome Neil Patrick Harris is, but there's also jerk is a recurring sub plot about a guy named major idiot (Major Idiot!). Let me put it this way: I wouldn't trade the time I spent with Ted Mosby..."''
-->--Website/{{Cracked}} writer '''Dan O'Brien'''
for literally all the grizzly paw ice cream sandwiches in [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-pieces-relationship-advice-movies-need-to-stop-giving_p2/ 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving]]the world."
-->--'''Robin Scherbatsky''', in a testimonial vouching for Ted hosted at tedmosbyisnotajerk.com
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-->--Website/{{Cracked}} writer Dan O'Brien in [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-pieces-relationship-advice-movies-need-to-stop-giving_p2/ 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving]]

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-->--Website/{{Cracked}} writer Dan O'Brien '''Dan O'Brien''' in [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-pieces-relationship-advice-movies-need-to-stop-giving_p2/ 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving]]

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-> ''"How I Met Your Mother is a show about how awesome Neil Patrick Harris is, but there's also a recurring sub plot about a guy named Ted Mosby..."''
--->Website/{{Cracked}} writer Dan O'Brien in [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-pieces-relationship-advice-movies-need-to-stop-giving_p2/ 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving]]



--->'''Barney Stinson''', Something Blue (season 2 episode 24).

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--->'''Barney -->--'''Barney Stinson''', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS2E22SomethingBlue Something Blue Blue]]" (season 2 episode 24).
22).



--->'''Barney Stinson''', Wait-for-It (season 3 episode 1).

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--->'''Barney -->--'''Barney Stinson''', Wait-for-It "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS3E01WaitForIt Wait For It]]" (season 3 episode 1).



---> '''Robin Scherbatsky''', in a testimonial vouching for Ted hosted at tedmosbyisnotajerk.com

-> "Hi. I’m Ted Mosby. [[spoiler: And exactly 45 days from now, you and I are gonna meet, and we’re gonna get married, and... We’re gonna have two kids. And we’re gonna love them and each other so much... All that is 45 days away. But I’m here now, I guess, because... I want those extra 45 days with you. I want each one of them. And look, if I can’t have them, I’ll take the 45 seconds before your boyfriend shows up and punches me in the face, because... I love you. I’m always gonna love you. Till the end of my days... and beyond. You’ll see.]]"
--->'''Ted''', [[spoiler: to the Mother]] in an ImagineSpot

-> "Hi. One ticket to Farhampton, please.
---> [[spoiler: The Mother's first line]]

-> "What point is that? Because she hurt you once, you now get to hurt her? That's not how it works in a marriage."
---> '''Marvin Eriksen''', Sunrise(S9E17)

-> "You are gonna lose. You're gonna lose this[points at them both]. If you keep lying to me, if you keep cutting me out of decisions, if you keep using words like 'winning' or 'losing' when you talk about our marriage... it's not like it's going to happen all at once but keep acting this way and little by little, you're gonna lose me. Is that what you want?"
---> '''Lily Aldrin''', Sunrise(S9E17)

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---> '''Robin -->--'''Robin Scherbatsky''', in a testimonial vouching for Ted hosted at tedmosbyisnotajerk.com

-> "Hi.->''"Hi. I’m Ted Mosby. [[spoiler: And [[spoiler:And exactly 45 days from now, you and I are gonna meet, and we’re gonna get married, and... We’re gonna have two kids. And we’re gonna love them and each other so much... All that is 45 days away. But I’m here now, I guess, because... I want those extra 45 days with you. I want each one of them. And look, if I can’t have them, I’ll take the 45 seconds before your boyfriend shows up and punches me in the face, because... I love you. I’m always gonna love you. Till the end of my days... and beyond. You’ll see.]]"
--->'''Ted''', [[spoiler: to
]]"''
-->--'''Ted''', [[spoiler:to
the Mother]] in an ImagineSpot

-> "Hi. ->''"Hi. One ticket to Farhampton, please.
---> [[spoiler: The
please."''
-->--[[spoiler:The
Mother's first line]]

-> "What ->''"What point is that? Because she hurt you once, you now get to hurt her? That's not how it works in a marriage."
---> '''Marvin
"''
-->--'''Marvin
Eriksen''', Sunrise(S9E17)

-> "You
"[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS9E17Sunrise Sunrise]]"

->''"You
are gonna lose. You're gonna lose this[points at them both]. If you keep lying to me, if you keep cutting me out of decisions, if you keep using words like 'winning' or 'losing' when you talk about our marriage... it's not like it's going to happen all at once but keep acting this way and little by little, you're gonna lose me. Is that what you want?"
---> '''Lily
want?"''
-->--'''Lily
Aldrin''', Sunrise(S9E17)"[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS9E17Sunrise Sunrise]]"

->''"How I Met Your Mother is a show about how awesome Neil Patrick Harris is, but there's also a recurring sub plot about a guy named Ted Mosby..."''
-->--Website/{{Cracked}} writer Dan O'Brien in [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-pieces-relationship-advice-movies-need-to-stop-giving_p2/ 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving]]
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---> [[spoiler: The Mother's first line]]

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---> [[spoiler: The Mother's first line]]line]]

-> "What point is that? Because she hurt you once, you now get to hurt her? That's not how it works in a marriage."
---> '''Marvin Eriksen''', Sunrise(S9E17)

-> "You are gonna lose. You're gonna lose this[points at them both]. If you keep lying to me, if you keep cutting me out of decisions, if you keep using words like 'winning' or 'losing' when you talk about our marriage... it's not like it's going to happen all at once but keep acting this way and little by little, you're gonna lose me. Is that what you want?"
---> '''Lily Aldrin''', Sunrise(S9E17)
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-> "Ted is literally the sweetest guy in the world. He's like a modern-day Martin Frobisher. If Ted took his awesomeness and built a skyscraper out of it, it would literally be taller than Mount Waddington! That's over 4,000 meters tall! When we split up, I literally cried forever. Yet, we both wanted different things, so we knew it wouldn't work oot in the end. Still, Ted is not a jerk. Would a jerk steal a Smurf Penis just to impress a girl? Would a jerk literally make it rain just to see me? I don't think so. In fact, Teddy Boy and I are still literally the best of friends. Anyone who thinks Ted is a jerk is a major idiot (Major Idiot!). Let me put it this way: I wouldn't trade the time I spent with Ted for literally all the grizzly paw ice cream sandwiches in the world."
---> '''Robin Scherbatsky''', in a testimonial vouching for Ted hosted at tedmosbyisnotajerk.com
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--->'''Barney Steinson''', Wait-for-It (season 3 episode 1).

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--->'''Barney Steinson''', Stinson''', Wait-for-It (season 3 episode 1).
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-> "This is going to be legen- wait for it..."
--->'''Barney Stinson''', Something Blue (season 2 episode 24).

-> "...dary! Legendary!"
--->'''Barney Steinson''', Wait-for-It (season 3 episode 1).
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--->'''Ted''', [[spoiler: to the Mother]] in an ImagineSpot

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--->'''Ted''', [[spoiler: to the Mother]] in an ImagineSpotImagineSpot

-> "Hi. One ticket to Farhampton, please.
---> [[spoiler: The Mother's first line]]
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-> "Hi. I’m Ted Mosby. [[spoiler: And exactly 45 days from now, you and I are gonna meet, and we’re gonna get married, and... We’re gonna have two kids. And we’re gonna love them and each other so much... All that is 45 days away. But I’m here now, I guess, because... I want those extra 45 days with you. I want each one of them. And look, if I can’t have them, I’ll take the 45 seconds before your boyfriend shows up and punches me in the face, because... I love you. I’m always gonna love you. Till the end of my days... and beyond. You’ll see.]]"
--->'''Ted''', [[spoiler: to the Mother]] in an ImagineSpot
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--->{{Cracked}} writer Dan O'Brien in [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-pieces-relationship-advice-movies-need-to-stop-giving_p2/ 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving]]

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--->{{Cracked}} --->Website/{{Cracked}} writer Dan O'Brien in [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-pieces-relationship-advice-movies-need-to-stop-giving_p2/ 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving]]
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"How I Met Your Mother is a show about how awesome Neil Patrick Harris is, but there's also a recurring sub plot about a guy named Ted Mosby..."
--->--{{Cracked}} writer Dan O'Brien in [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-pieces-relationship-advice-movies-need-to-stop-giving_p2/ 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving]]

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How I Met Your Mother is a show about how awesome Neil Patrick Harris is, but there's also a recurring sub plot about a guy named Ted Mosby

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How "How I Met Your Mother is a show about how awesome Neil Patrick Harris is, but there's also a recurring sub plot about a guy named Ted MosbyMosby..."

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--->--{{Cracked}} writer Dan O'Brien, regarding ''PointBreak'' in [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-pieces-relationship-advice-movies-need-to-stop-giving_p2/ 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving]]

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\n--->--{{Cracked}} writer Dan O'Brien, regarding ''PointBreak'' O'Brien in [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-pieces-relationship-advice-movies-need-to-stop-giving_p2/ 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving]]
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