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!!Literature
->''Behold then at the clearing of the airs they saw, but a few furlongs off, a knot of men that fled on foot, and these were pursued by a strange cavalry, for on great wolves rode Orcs, as they thought, brandishing spears.''
-->-- ''Literature/TheFallOfGondolin''

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->Now I'm not saying that horses are without their uses. They can get a move on. If worse comes to worst, one can feed a platoon for a week. Thing is, though, once the slugs and lasbolts start flashing about, being on a horse ain't that much use. On Kashann, though, we have hunting lizards. They have a hide thick as a flak vest and a bite that'll take your arm off. Now you tell me, if you were going to ride into a battle, which would you rather be on?

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~~->Now~~ ->''Now I'm not saying that horses are without their uses. They can get a move on. If worse comes to worst, one can feed a platoon for a week. Thing is, though, once the slugs and lasbolts start flashing about, being on a horse ain't that much use. On Kashann, though, we have hunting lizards. They have a hide thick as a flak vest and a bite that'll take your arm off. Now you tell me, if you were going to ride into a battle, which would you rather be ~~on?~~on?''

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->Stupid freakin' horse!

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~~->Stupid~~ ->''Stupid freakin' ~~horse!~~horse!''

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->CUT TO Disney/{{POCAHONTAS}} SHOWING [[SemperFi JUGHEAD]] HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE.\\

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->CUT TO ~~Disney/{{POCAHONTAS}}~~ WesternAnimation/{{POCAHONTAS}} SHOWING [[SemperFi JUGHEAD]] HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE.\\

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->CUT TO [[Disney/{{Pocahontas}} POCAHONTAS]] SHOWING [[SemperFi JUGHEAD]] HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE.\\

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!!Film -- Animated
->CUT TO ~~[[Disney/{{Pocahontas}} POCAHONTAS]]~~ Disney/{{POCAHONTAS}} SHOWING [[SemperFi JUGHEAD]] HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE.\\

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!!Film -- Live-Action
->'''Thor:''' I need a horse!\\
'''Pet Shop Clerk:''' We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds...\\
'''Thor:''' Then give me one of those large enough to ride!
-->-- ''Film/{{Thor}}''

!!Live-Action TV
->'''Tim''': Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but-\\
'''Tony''': But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

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->'''Tim''': Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but-\\
'''Tony''': But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

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~~->'''Tim''': Sure,~~ !!Tabletop Games
->''Now, because I can tell you are a discerning customer, miss, I can tell that a horse just won't do. Any old stuffy noble can ride a horse anywhere. And don't get me started on camels. Nasty beasts, unsanitary. Spit everywhere, those camels. No, what a woman of your high class needs is a triceratops! Don’t tell me you’re not charmed. That graceful beak, the elegant ivory curve of his horns! You'll be the talk of the town, I can guarantee you that! Imagine yourself striding into the city square in a gleaming, jeweled saddle on the back of your very own triceratops, crushing any carriages that try to jostle you! I’m telling you, you won't regret this.''
-->--'''Vallero Halucine''', a somewhat unusual animal merchant, ''TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}}''

->Now I'm not saying that horses are without their uses. They can get a move on. If worse comes to worst, one can feed a platoon for a week. Thing is, though, once the slugs and lasbolts start flashing about, being on a horse ain't that much use. On Kashann, though, we have hunting lizards. They have a hide thick as a flak vest and a bite that'll take your arm off. Now you tell me, if you were going to ride into a battle, which would you rather be on?
-->--'''Sgt. Uriens Quist''', 3rd Kashann Xeno Riders, ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''

!!Video Games
->''So you think you can ride this chocobo / Got chocobucks? You better put them on this chocobo! / Saddle up, if you think you can ride in this rodeo / Are we in hell? I don't know... to the dirt, let's roll!''
-->-- "Crazy Chocobo" theme while riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but-\\
'''Tony''': But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''
rambunctious chocobo in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII2''

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->'''Thor:''' I need a horse!\\
'''Pet Shop Clerk:''' We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds...\\
'''Thor:''' Then give me one of those large enough to ride!
-->-- ''Film/{{Thor}}''

->Now I'm not saying that horses are without their uses. They can get a move on. If worse comes to worst, one can feed a platoon for a week. Thing is, though, once the slugs and lasbolts start flashing about, being on a horse ain't that much use. On Kashann, though, we have hunting lizards. They have a hide thick as a flak vest and a bite that'll take your arm off. Now you tell me, if you were going to ride into a battle, which would you rather be on?
-->-- '''Sgt. Uriens Quist''', 3rd Kashann Xeno Riders, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''So you think you can ride this chocobo / Got chocobucks? You better put them on this chocobo! / Saddle up, if you think you can ride in this rodeo / Are we in hell? I don't know... to the dirt, let's roll!''
-->-- "Crazy Chocobo" theme while riding a rambunctious chocobo in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII2''

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->''So you think you can ride this chocobo / Got chocobucks? You better put them on this chocobo! / Saddle up, if you think you can ride in this rodeo / Are we in hell? I don't know... to the dirt, let's roll!''
-->-- "Crazy Chocobo" theme while riding a rambunctious chocobo in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII2''

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->CUT TO ~~Disney/{{POCAHONTAS}}~~ [[Disney/{{Pocahontas}} POCAHONTAS]] SHOWING [[SemperFi JUGHEAD]] HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE.\\

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->''CUT TO POCAHONTAS SHOWING JUGHEAD HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE.\\

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~~->''CUT~~ ->CUT TO ~~POCAHONTAS~~ Disney/{{POCAHONTAS}} SHOWING ~~JUGHEAD~~ [[SemperFi JUGHEAD]] HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE.\\

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OKAY, IT'S A HORSE.''\\
-- ''[[http://autotelic.com/avatar_-_the_metacontextual_edition Avatar: The Metacontextual Edition]]''

-> ''Stupid freakin' horse!''\\
-- '''Raocow''' on the subject of [[PowerupMount Yoshi]], [[CatchPhrase frequently]]

-> '''Tim''': Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but--\\
'''Tony''': But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.\\
-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

->'''Thor:''' I need a horse!\\
'''Pet Shop Clerk:''' We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds...\\
'''Thor:''' Then give me one of those large enough to ride!\\
-- ''Film/{{Thor}}''

->''Pretty [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Chocobo]], what a happy time on your back\\

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OKAY, IT'S A HORSE.''\\
-- ''[[http://autotelic.HORSE.
-->-- ''{{Film/Avatar}}: [[http://autotelic.com/avatar_-_the_metacontextual_edition ~~Avatar:~~ The Metacontextual Edition]]''

-> ''Stupid freakin' horse!''\\
-- '''Raocow''' on the subject of [[PowerupMount Yoshi]], [[CatchPhrase frequently]]

-> '''Tim''': Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but--\\
'''Tony''': But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.\\
-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

->'''Thor:''' I need a horse!\\
'''Pet Shop Clerk:''' We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds...\\
'''Thor:''' Then give me one of those large enough to ride!\\
-- ''Film/{{Thor}}''

->''Pretty ->Pretty [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Chocobo]], what a happy time on your back\\

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With a dramatic kick!''
-->--Hyadain, ''Rap de Chocobo''

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With a dramatic kick!''
-->--Hyadain, ''Rap kick!
-->-- '''Hyadain''', "Rap de ~~Chocobo''~~
Chocobo"

->'''Tim''': Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but-\\
'''Tony''': But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

->Stupid freakin' horse!
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{raocow}}''' on the subject of [[PowerupMount Yoshi]], [[CatchPhrase frequently]]

->'''Thor:''' I need a horse!\\
'''Pet Shop Clerk:''' We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds...\\
'''Thor:''' Then give me one of those large enough to ride!
-->-- ''Film/{{Thor}}''

->Now I'm not saying that horses are without their uses. They can get a move on. If worse comes to worst, one can feed a platoon for a week. Thing is, though, once the slugs and lasbolts start flashing about, being on a horse ain't that much use. On Kashann, though, we have hunting lizards. They have a hide thick as a flak vest and a bite that'll take your arm off. Now you tell me, if you were going to ride into a battle, which would you rather be on?
-->-- '''Sgt. Uriens Quist''', 3rd Kashann Xeno Riders, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

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->''Pretty [[FinalFantasy Chocobo]], what a happy time on your back\\

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->''Pretty ~~[[FinalFantasy~~ [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Chocobo]], what a happy time on your back\\

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->''Pretty [[FinalFantasy Chocobo]], what a happy time on your back\\
They may look like a chick\\
But they go quick\\
With a dramatic kick!''
-->--Hyadain, ''Rap de Chocobo''

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-> '''Tony''': But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.\\

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-> '''Tony''': But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.\\

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OKAY, IT'S A HORSE.''
-->-- ''[[http://autotelic.com/avatar_-_the_metacontextual_edition Avatar: The Metacontextual Edition]]''

-> ''Stupid freakin' horse!''
-->-- '''Raocow''' on the subject of [[PowerupMount Yoshi]], [[CatchPhrase frequently]]

-> '''Tim''': Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but
-> '''Tony''': But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

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OKAY, IT'S A HORSE.''
-->-- ''\\
-- ''[[http://autotelic.com/avatar_-_the_metacontextual_edition Avatar: The Metacontextual Edition]]''

-> ''Stupid freakin' horse!''
-->-- horse!''\\
-- '''Raocow''' on the subject of [[PowerupMount Yoshi]], [[CatchPhrase frequently]]

-> '''Tim''': Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, ~~but~~
but--\\
-> '''Tony''': But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''
elephant.\\
-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

->'''Thor:''' I need a horse!\\
'''Pet Shop Clerk:''' We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds...\\
'''Thor:''' Then give me one of those large enough to ride!\\
-- ''Film/{{Thor}}''

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-->-- ~~''{{NCIS}}''~~
''Series/{{NCIS}}''

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-> '''Tim''': Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but
-> '''Tony''': But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.
-->-- ''{{NCIS}}''

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The Yoshi has been renamed to Powerup Mount, as decided in this TRS thread.