History Quotes / Hamlet

26th Sep '16 4:59:15 PM PaulA
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-->'''A. Cinna''', found in ''The Penguin Book of Limericks''

->'''Naomi''': ''Hamlet's basically a teenage [[{{Emo}} boy]]. He's [[AllMenArePerverts got all these desires]], but [[CannotSpitItOut he doesn't have the bottle to reach out for them]]. So, [[LoveMakesYouCrazy he goes mad]], and [[{{Wangst}} wanks off]] about [[TheOphelia Ophelia]], and [[{{Foreshadowing}} ends up so boring, somebody has to kill him]]!'' \\
'''Josie''': ''I'm not sure that's right. There's no wanking in ''Hamlet''.'' \\
'''Naomi''': ''Yeah, there is. Loads. Only they call it "[[SurrogateSoliloquy soliloquising]]"''.

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-->'''A.-->-- '''A. Cinna''', found in ''The Penguin Book of Limericks''

->'''Naomi''': ''Hamlet's ->'''Naomi:''' Hamlet's basically a teenage [[{{Emo}} boy]]. He's [[AllMenArePerverts got all these desires]], but [[CannotSpitItOut he doesn't have the bottle to reach out for them]]. So, [[LoveMakesYouCrazy he goes mad]], and [[{{Wangst}} wanks off]] about [[TheOphelia Ophelia]], and [[{{Foreshadowing}} ends up so boring, somebody has to kill him]]!'' \\
'''Josie''': ''I'm
him]]!\\
'''Josie:''' I'm
not sure that's right. There's no wanking in ''Hamlet''.'' \\
'''Naomi''': ''Yeah, '''Naomi:''' Yeah, there is. Loads. Only they call it "[[SurrogateSoliloquy soliloquising]]"''.soliloquising]]".



-->--''Series/SlingsAndArrows''

-> ''"Half of what he said meant something else, and the other half didn't mean anything at all!"''
-->''RosencrantzAndGuildensternAreDead''

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-->--''Series/SlingsAndArrows''

-> ''"Half
-->-- ''Series/SlingsAndArrows''

->'''Rosencrantz:''' Half
of what he said meant something else, and the other half didn't mean anything at all!"''
-->''RosencrantzAndGuildensternAreDead''
all!
-->-- ''Theatre/RosencrantzAndGuildensternAreDead''



-->'''-- LeslieNielsen'''

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-->'''-- LeslieNielsen'''
-->-- '''Creator/LeslieNielsen'''



->'''Officer Don''': Hamlet? The story is as old as time: Pretty boy son has a rich daddy, and a good-looking mommy. The uncle knocks off daddy, marries mommy, and he cuts pretty boy out of the action. So junior goes crazy and he kills them all. Not a pretty story... but there it is.
->'''Tommy Solomon''': Isn't that the plot to 'The Lion King'?
-->-- '''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun'''
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->'''Officer Don''': Don:''' Hamlet? The story is as old as time: Pretty boy son has a rich daddy, and a good-looking mommy. The uncle knocks off daddy, marries mommy, and he cuts pretty boy out of the action. So junior goes crazy and he kills them all. Not a pretty story... but there it is.
->'''Tommy Solomon''':
is.\\
'''Tommy Solomon:'''
Isn't that the plot to 'The Lion King'?
King'?
-->-- '''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun'''
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28th May '16 3:59:19 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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-->--''SlingsAndArrows''

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-->--''SlingsAndArrows''
-->--''Series/SlingsAndArrows''
21st May '16 9:14:48 AM skymapper
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-> ''"Half of what he says means something else, and the other half means nothing at all!"''

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-> ''"Half of what he says means said meant something else, and the other half means nothing didn't mean anything at all!"''
27th Dec '15 2:24:32 PM nombretomado
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-->-- ''{{Skins}}''

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-->-- ''{{Skins}}''
''Series/{{Skins}}''
29th May '14 7:05:39 PM FaxModem1
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->'''Officer Don''': Hamlet? The story is as old as time: Pretty boy son has a rich daddy, and a good-looking mommy. The uncle knocks off daddy, marries mommy, and he cuts pretty boy out of the action. So junior goes crazy and he kills them all. Not a pretty story... but there it is.
->'''Tommy Solomon''': Isn't that the plot to 'The Lion King'?
-->-- '''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun'''
1st Sep '12 11:23:27 AM mlsmithca
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->'''Naomi''': ''Hamlet's basically [[DidNotDoTheResearch a teenage]] [[{{Emo}} boy]]. He's [[AllMenArePerverts got all these desires]], but [[CannotSpitItOut he doesn't have the bottle to reach out for them]]. So, [[LoveMakesYouCrazy he goes mad]], and [[{{Wangst}} wanks off]] about [[TheOphelia Ophelia]], and [[{{Foreshadowing}} ends up so boring, somebody has to kill him]]!'' \\

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->'''Naomi''': ''Hamlet's basically [[DidNotDoTheResearch a teenage]] teenage [[{{Emo}} boy]]. He's [[AllMenArePerverts got all these desires]], but [[CannotSpitItOut he doesn't have the bottle to reach out for them]]. So, [[LoveMakesYouCrazy he goes mad]], and [[{{Wangst}} wanks off]] about [[TheOphelia Ophelia]], and [[{{Foreshadowing}} ends up so boring, somebody has to kill him]]!'' \\
31st Jul '12 11:39:17 AM Noxie
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->''An interesting anagram: "To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." becomes.... "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."''

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->''An interesting anagram: "To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." becomes....becomes... "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."''
23rd Feb '12 11:06:01 AM LooneyToons
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->''I like to think that there's a little Hamlet in all of us. Not that melancholy stuff. Or being a prince. But I've always believed that we should have a little Danish in us. Especially in the morning.

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->''I like to think that there's a little Hamlet in all of us. Not that melancholy stuff. Or being a prince. But I've always believed that we should have a little Danish in us. Especially in the morning.''
23rd Feb '12 11:05:47 AM LooneyToons
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->''Higgeldy Piggeldy,\\
Hamlet of Elsinore\\
Ruffled the critics by\\
Dropping this bomb:\\
"Phooey on Freud and his\\
Psychoanalysis --\\
Oedipus, Shmoedipus,\\
I just loved Mom."''

->''Are the commentators on '''Hamlet''' really mad or only pretending to be mad?''

->''I like to think that there's a little Hamlet in all of us. Not that melancholy stuff. Or being a prince. But I've always believed that we should have a little Danish in us. Especially in the morning.
-->'''-- LeslieNielsen'''

->''An interesting anagram: "To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." becomes.... "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."''

->'''''Green Eggs and Hamlet'''\\
by Tim Hnetka\\
\\
I ask to be, or not to be.\\
That is the thing, I ask of me.\\
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.\\
My unc' is boffing my dear mother.\\
Would I, could I take my life?\\
Could I, should I, end this strife?\\
Should I jump out of a plane?\\
Or lie down in front of a train?\\
Should I from a cliff just leap?\\
Could I put myself to sleep?\\
Shoot myself, or take some poison?\\
Maybe try self immolation?\\
To shudder off this mortal coil,\\
I could stab myself with a foil,\\
Or slash my wrists while in the bath?\\
Would it help to end my wrath?\\
To sleep, to dream, aye, there's the rub.\\
I'd drop a toaster in my tub.\\
Would they be happy, with me dead?\\
Could I murder them instead?\\
These thoughts take much consideration,\\
I'm the prince of procrastination.''

->''Prince Hamlet thought uncle a traitor\\
For having it off with his mater.\\
"Revenge Dad or not?"'s\\
The gist of the plot.\\
He did -- nine soliloquies later.''
-->-- '''Stanley J. Sharpless'''

->''Will you kill him in his bed?\\
Stick a dagger in his head?\\
I would not, could not kill the king.\\
I would not do this evil thing.\\
I will not wed this girl, you see.\\
So get her to a nunnery.''
-->-- '''Green Eggs and Hamlet'''



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14th Feb '11 5:37:36 AM TastySauce
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->'''Naomi''': Hamlet's basically [[DidNotDoTheResearch a teenage]] [[{{Emo}} boy]]. He's [[AllMenArePerverts got all these desires]], but [[CannotSpitItOut he doesn't have the bottle to reach out for them]]. So, [[LoveMakesYouCrazy he goes mad]], and [[{{Wangst}} wanks off]] about [[TheOphelia Ophelia]], and [[{{Foreshadowing}} ends up so boring, somebody has to kill him]]! \\
'''Josie''': I'm not sure that's right. There's no wanking in ''Hamlet''. \\
'''Naomi''': Yeah, there is. Loads. Only they call it "[[SurrogateSoliloquy soliloquising]]".

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->'''Naomi''': Hamlet's ''Hamlet's basically [[DidNotDoTheResearch a teenage]] [[{{Emo}} boy]]. He's [[AllMenArePerverts got all these desires]], but [[CannotSpitItOut he doesn't have the bottle to reach out for them]]. So, [[LoveMakesYouCrazy he goes mad]], and [[{{Wangst}} wanks off]] about [[TheOphelia Ophelia]], and [[{{Foreshadowing}} ends up so boring, somebody has to kill him]]! him]]!'' \\
'''Josie''': I'm ''I'm not sure that's right. There's no wanking in ''Hamlet''. '' \\
'''Naomi''': Yeah, ''Yeah, there is. Loads. Only they call it "[[SurrogateSoliloquy soliloquising]]".soliloquising]]"''.



-> "Half of what he says means something else, and the other half means nothing at all!"

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-> "Half ''"Half of what he says means something else, and the other half means nothing at all!"all!"''
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