History Quotes / GiantEnemyCrab

->I reached the promenade, a big shopping mall that took up the whole middle of the ship, and I stopped cold. In the middle of the courtyard stood a fountain. And in the fountain squatted a giant crab.\\
I'm not talking "giant" like $7.99 all-you-can-eat Alaskan king crab. I'm talking giant like bigger than the fountain. The monster rose ten feet out of the water. Its shell was mottled blue and green, its pincers longer than my body.

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidr3 Snake]]''', ''[[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/239227 MGS 3: Crab Battle]]''

->''"Once... they were men. Now they are land crabs."''
-->--'''Scientist''', ''[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050147/ Attack Of The Giant Crabs]]''

->''"A knife is useless against those ''massive'' claws! They could rip a tank apart!"''
-->--'''Snake''', ''[[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/239227 MGS 3: Crab Battle]]''

->''I can see the headlines now: "Giant Crabs Roam City, Rebuild Infrastructure, Revitalize Economy".''
-->--'''Panelist''', ''[[http://www.theonion.com/video/experts-agree-giant-razorclawed-bioengineered-crab,14318/ The Onion: Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat]]''

->''"My books always say something, even if it’s just something simple like: 'Don’t genetically-engineer crabs to be as big as men'."''
-->-- '''Series/GarthMarenghisDarkplace'''

->'''HOLY CRAB!!'''

->'''Vexxarr:''' Seafood? Well...how does it taste?\\
'''Drone:''' WITH ITS NIGHTMARISH AND MERCILESS MANDIBLES!!\\
'''Vexxarr:''' Ah, ''that'' seafood...
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}''

->'''[[UsefulNotes/JoanOfArc Tart]]''': Riz! Are you all right!?
->'''Riz''': Yes... It's just very tough.
->'''Tart''': Of course it is! It's a crab after all, right?
->'''Riz''': ...
->'''Tart''': Huh? Riz, you don't know what a crab is? It's got this armored shell and clamps for hands and goes like this... (Pinchy! Pinchy!)
->'''Riz''': I know what it is! Yes, it does have a tough shell, but it is dangerous to judge Witches simply by looks alone.
->'''Tart''': Oh... Okay!
-->--''Manga/PuellaMagiTartMagica'', volume 2

->''A giant crab from the depths of Transylvanian history.''

->''I reached the promenade, a big shopping mall that took up the whole middle of the ship, and I stopped cold. In the middle of the courtyard stood a fountain. And in the fountain squatted a giant crab.\\
I'm not talking "giant" like $7.99 all-you-can-eat Alaskan king crab. I'm talking giant like bigger than the fountain. The monster rose ten feet out of the water. Its shell was mottled blue and green, its pincers longer than my body.''
-->--'''Percy Jackson''', ''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians: The Last Olympian''

->''"Don't fail again! Release Heavy Lobster!"''
-->--'''Captain Vul''', ''VideoGame/KirbySuperStar''

->''"This time we will succeed! Heavy Lobster, away!"''
-->--'''Captain Vul''', ''Kirby Super Star Ultra''

I'm not talking "giant" like $7.99 all-you-can-eat Alaskan king crab. I'm talking giant like bigger than the fountain. The monster rose ten feet out of the water. Its shell was mottled blue and green, its pincers longer than my body.\\
If you've ever seen a crab's mouth, all foamy and gross with whiskers and snapping bits, you can imagine this one didn't look any better blown up to billboard size. Its beady black eyes glared at me, and I could see intelligence in them—and hate. The fact that I was the son of the sea god was not going to win me any points with Mr. Crabby.''

->I reached the promenade, a big shopping mall that took up the whole middle of the ship, and I stopped cold. In the middle of the courtyard stood a fountain. And in the fountain squatted a giant crab.\\

If you've ever seen a crab's mouth, all foamy and gross with whiskers and snapping bits, you can imagine this one didn't look any better blown up to billboard size. Its beady black eyes glared at me, and I could see intelligence in them—and hate. The fact that I was the son of the sea god was not going to win me any points with Mr. Crabby.

I'm not talking "giant" like $7.99 all-you-can-eat Alaskan king crab. I'm talking giant like bigger than the fountain. The monster rose ten feet out of the water. Its shell was mottled blue and green, its pincers
longer than my body.\\

-->-- '''Sid''', ''WesternAnimation/IceAge4ContinentalDrift''

->''"Once... they were men. Now [[ShockingSwerve they are land crabs."]]''

->'''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar HOLY CRAB!!]]'''

->'''Tart''': Huh? Riz, you don't know what a crab is? It's got this armoured shell and clamps for hands and goes like this... (Pinchy! Pinchy!)

-->-- '''Sid, WesternAnimation/IceAge4ContinentalDrift'''

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-->-- '''GarthMarenghisDarkplace'''

-->-- '''Sid, WesternAnimation/IceAge Ice Age4ContinentalDrift'''

-->-- '''Sid, [[WesternAnimation/IceAge Ice Age: Continental Drift]]'''

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-->-- '''Sid, [[Film/IceAge Ice Age: Continental Drift]]'''

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-->-- '''[[Film/IceAge Ice Age: Continental Drift]]