History Quotes / FunnyAneurysmMoment

16th Jan '18 6:50:36 PM DavidDelony
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->''I'll probably be popped off by some loony.''
-->-- '''Music/JohnLennon''', asked about how he would die
1st Jul '17 12:19:49 AM mariofan1000
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->''Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight\\
Time to get paid, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_World_Trade_Center_bombing blow up like the world trade]]''
-->--'''Music/TheNotoriousBIG''', "Juicy"
30th Mar '17 5:05:57 PM mariofan1000
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-> ''That was the mayor of Paris, who was just as eager as I am to know why ISIS agents were terrorizing Paris!''
-->--'''Malory''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''



-->''Two jocks in letter jackets immediately decide to bully him as part of the ongoing Coat Wars, and Slater responds by pulling out a goddamn gun and firing blanks in their faces. In the next scene, one of the titular Heathers scoffs at the thought of J.D. getting any punishment worse than a brief suspension, and Veronica finds his antics both hilarious and kinda hot. And indeed, J.D. is allowed to return to school without any consequences, which makes it pretty easy for him to murder three students before attempting to blow the whole place up and finally committing suicide via bomb vest. You can probably see why this film didn't age well as a comedy, but aged fantastically as a grim portent of the dark future to come.''
--->'''{{Website/Cracked}}''' on how the movie ''Heathers'' has not aged well past the Columbine Massacre.

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-->''Two ->''Two jocks in letter jackets immediately decide to bully him as part of the ongoing Coat Wars, and Slater responds by pulling out a goddamn gun and firing blanks in their faces. In the next scene, one of the titular Heathers scoffs at the thought of J.D. getting any punishment worse than a brief suspension, and Veronica finds his antics both hilarious and kinda hot. And indeed, J.D. is allowed to return to school without any consequences, which makes it pretty easy for him to murder three students before attempting to blow the whole place up and finally committing suicide via bomb vest. You can probably see why this film didn't age well as a comedy, but aged fantastically as a grim portent of the dark future to come.''
--->'''{{Website/Cracked}}''' on how the movie ''Heathers'' ''Film/{{Heathers}}'' has not aged well past the Columbine Massacre.
28th Jul '16 9:15:24 AM Willbyr
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-->--''KeroroGunsou'', Encounter 75: An Invasion of Convenience?

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-->--''KeroroGunsou'', -->--''Manga/SgtFrog'', Encounter 75: An Invasion of Convenience?
16th May '16 10:45:17 AM AnonFangeekGirl
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Two jocks in letter jackets immediately decide to bully him as part of the ongoing Coat Wars, and Slater responds by pulling out a goddamn gun and firing blanks in their faces. In the next scene, one of the titular Heathers scoffs at the thought of J.D. getting any punishment worse than a brief suspension, and Veronica finds his antics both hilarious and kinda hot. And indeed, J.D. is allowed to return to school without any consequences, which makes it pretty easy for him to murder three students before attempting to blow the whole place up and finally committing suicide via bomb vest. You can probably see why this film didn't age well as a comedy, but aged fantastically as a grim portent of the dark future to come.
-->'''{{Website/Cracked}}''' on how the movie ''Heathers'' has not aged well past the Columbine Massacre.

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Two -->''Two jocks in letter jackets immediately decide to bully him as part of the ongoing Coat Wars, and Slater responds by pulling out a goddamn gun and firing blanks in their faces. In the next scene, one of the titular Heathers scoffs at the thought of J.D. getting any punishment worse than a brief suspension, and Veronica finds his antics both hilarious and kinda hot. And indeed, J.D. is allowed to return to school without any consequences, which makes it pretty easy for him to murder three students before attempting to blow the whole place up and finally committing suicide via bomb vest. You can probably see why this film didn't age well as a comedy, but aged fantastically as a grim portent of the dark future to come.
-->'''{{Website/Cracked}}'''
come.''
--->'''{{Website/Cracked}}'''
on how the movie ''Heathers'' has not aged well past the Columbine Massacre.
16th May '16 10:44:43 AM AnonFangeekGirl
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Two jocks in letter jackets immediately decide to bully him as part of the ongoing Coat Wars, and Slater responds by pulling out a goddamn gun and firing blanks in their faces. In the next scene, one of the titular Heathers scoffs at the thought of J.D. getting any punishment worse than a brief suspension, and Veronica finds his antics both hilarious and kinda hot. And indeed, J.D. is allowed to return to school without any consequences, which makes it pretty easy for him to murder three students before attempting to blow the whole place up and finally committing suicide via bomb vest. You can probably see why this film didn't age well as a comedy, but aged fantastically as a grim portent of the dark future to come.
-->'''{{Website/Cracked}}''' on how the movie ''Heathers'' has not aged well past the Columbine Massacre.
9th Mar '16 1:13:13 PM Hossmeister
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-->--'''NeverMindTheBuzzcocks''', Series 19, Episode 5

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-->--'''NeverMindTheBuzzcocks''', -->--'''Series/NevermindTheBuzzcocks''', Series 19, Episode 5
9th Mar '16 1:09:32 PM Hossmeister
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17th Jan '16 6:42:21 PM nombretomado
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-->--'''[[http://www.japanator.com/aquagaze-s-anime-weekend-episode-27-hovertext-that--18680.phtml Aquagaze's Anime Weekend]]''' makes ''StarDriver'' fans suddenly terribly uncomfortable

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-->--'''[[http://www.japanator.com/aquagaze-s-anime-weekend-episode-27-hovertext-that--18680.phtml Aquagaze's Anime Weekend]]''' makes ''StarDriver'' ''Anime/StarDriver'' fans suddenly terribly uncomfortable
24th Dec '15 4:42:38 PM nombretomado
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->''"I feel in my bones that this [a soap opera about the BritishRoyalFamily] could be a winner. Princess Diana would be the star eventually, of course. She is at present starring in her own soap opera, and the whole country wants to know what will happen to her next."''

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->''"I feel in my bones that this [a soap opera about the BritishRoyalFamily] UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily] could be a winner. Princess Diana would be the star eventually, of course. She is at present starring in her own soap opera, and the whole country wants to know what will happen to her next."''
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