History Quotes / FunetikAksent

-->--''WebVideo/JennyNicholson'', ''Why Does Creepypasta Suck''

->'''Professor Vooshka''': Cram-pet. Cram-pet is, er, squash-ed. Is in dictionary, cram-pet is, er, ah, squash-ed together.
->'''Professor Crump''': Ah? Ohh, I see! You mean cramped.
->'''Professor Vooshka''': Is what I say, '''cram'''-''pet''.

-> "World peace is too important a job to leave to someone who pronounces it 'warald piss'."

->''"For there is a certain matter never spoken of in polite society, and yet known to all, which will, if we ignore it—pretending that it does not exist—turn what should be a pleasant social occasion into an insufferable ordeal. You do know—or as you would say, ‘ken’—what I speak of, my lord?”''\\

''“Crivvens!” exclaimed Lord Gy. “Wha hae foostit ben the heid-hoose!?” Then he added, with unmistakable sarcasm: “Serr’s, a coud gae through the fluir.”''\\

''“Brilliant, that is a paradigmatic specimen,” said Throwley. “It is this, my lord: you do not speak English.”''

->'''[[LemonyNarrator Narrator]]:''' The Bard soon came upon the tracks of some dread beast. Even as he examined the tracks, a fellow who clearly had a serious problem approached.\\

->-- '''[[ShrinkingViolet Slang]]''''s unusual mix of a German accent with SssnakeTalk, ''Fanfic/PokemonXNimjaPlayTheGame''

->-- '''[[ShrinkingViolet Slang]]''''s unusual mix of a German accent with SssnakeTalk, ''FanWorks/PlayTheGame''

->''[[ItsNotYouItsMe "IT NOT YOU, IT GAMBIT"]]''
-->--The ''entirety'' of [[ComicBook/{{Gambit}} Gambit's]] break-up letter [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CV9p38NWIAIGM75.png for his first love]]

->''"IT NOT YOU, IT GAMBIT"''

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->''"For there is a certain matter never spoken of in polite society, and yet known to all, which will, if we ignore it—pretending that it does not exist—turn what should be a pleasant social occasion into an insufferable ordeal. You do know—or as you would say, ‘ken’—what I speak of, my lord?”''

''“Crivvens!” exclaimed Lord Gy. “Wha hae foostit ben the heid-hoose!?” Then he added, with unmistakable sarcasm: “Serr’s, a coud gae through the fluir.”''

->''“Crivvens!” exclaimed Lord Gy. “Wha hae foostit ben the heid-hoose!?” Then he added, with unmistakable sarcasm: “Serr’s, a coud gae through the fluir.”''

->''“Brilliant, that is a paradigmatic specimen,” said Throwley. “It is this, my lord: you do not speak English.”''

->''"Look at the way some ither fowk talk! See me, sur, Ah'm inna boozer, doon the Broomielaw, inna war, an' in comes this Yank sailor, frae New Jersey, whurriver the hell that is, an' Ah sez tae him: 'Hullaw rerr, china, hoo's it gaun, an' hoo's Rita Hayworth keepin' these days?' Ye know, fraternisin', bein' pally, like. An' he looks at me like Ah wisnae the full hod o' bricks, an' shakes his heid, an' sez sumpn, an' sae help me Goad, Ah couldnae mak' oot a word o' it. Ye'd ha'e thought he had a moose up his hooter, so ye wid. 'Look, Jimmy,' Ah sez, 'can yez no' speak Henglish?' He got nasty, an' we finished up meltin' each ither, an' got lifted by the [[PoliceBrutality Gestapo]], so whit Ah'm sayin', sur, is it's no' jist ''me'' ye need a dictionary fur..."''

->''"Look at the way some ither fowk talk! See me, sur, Ah'm inna boozer, doon the Broomielaw, inna war, an' in comes this Yank sailor, frae New Jersey, whurriver the hell that is, an' Ah sez tae him: 'Hullaw rerr, china, hoo's it gaun, an' hoo's Rita Hayworth keepin' these days?' Ye know, fraternisin', bein' pally, like. An' he looks at me like Ah wisnae the full hod o' bricks, an' shakes his heid, an' sez sumpn, an' sae help me Goad, Ah couldnae mak' oot a word o' it. Ye'd ha'e thought he had a moose up his hooter, so ye wid. 'Look, Jimmy,' Ah sez, 'can yez no' speak Henglish?' He got nasty, an' we finished up meltin' each ither, an' got lifted by the Gestapo, so whit Ah'm sayin', sur, is it's no' jist ''me'' ye need a dictionary fur..."''

-->-- '''Desmond Devlin''', in a Magazine/{{MAD}} spoof of ''HarryPotter''

-->--'''Desmond Devlin''', in a Magazine/{{MAD}} spoof of ''HarryPotter''

-->--'''MarkTwain''', ''The AdventuresOfHuckleberryFinn''

-->--'''GeorgeMacDonaldFraser''', ''McAuslan''

->''"In this book a number of dialects are used, to wit: the Missouri negro dialect; the extremest form of the backwoods Southwestern dialect; the ordinary "Pike County" dialect; and four modified varieties of this last. The shadings have not been done in a haphazard fashion, or by guesswork; but painstakingly, and with the trustworthy guidance and support of personal familiarity with these several forms of speech. I make this explanation for the reason that without it many readers would suppose that all these characters were trying to talk alike and not succeeding."''

'''Hagrid:''' Yer learnin' fast, yiz are.
-->--'''Desmond Devlin''', in a MadMagazine spoof of ''HarryPotter''

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