History Quotes / ForTheEvulz

8th Jan '16 9:10:04 AM ACW
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->'''Jacob Fry''': Why did you do it? All of it?
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->'''Jacob Fry''': Why did you do it? All of it?it?\\
3rd Jan '16 11:55:23 AM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Gig''', ''SoulNomadAndTheWorldEaters''
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-->-- '''Gig''', ''SoulNomadAndTheWorldEaters'' ''VideoGame/SoulNomadAndTheWorldEaters''
20th Dec '15 11:58:17 PM G-Editor
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-->--''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedSundicate''
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-->--''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedSundicate'' -->--''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedSyndicate''
20th Dec '15 11:55:33 PM G-Editor
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->'''Jacob Fry''': Why did you do it? All of it? '''Maxwell Roth''': What? Snap a baby crow's neck between my thumb and forefinger? Slice to bits the ones you deem "innocent"? Keep the world in its divine manic state? For the same reason I do anything-why not? -->--''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedSundicate''
2nd Dec '15 6:17:23 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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-> '''Mecha "M" Robotnik: '''Is there not a more efficient way? Can you not [[TakeOverTheWorld reach your vision]] [[PragmaticVillainy in a quicker way]]?\\ '''Eggeman:''' ''Oh'', I'm sure I can. But where would the '''''fun''''' be in that?
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-> '''Mecha "M" Robotnik: '''Is '''[[PragmaticVillainy Is there not a more efficient way? way?]] Can you not [[TakeOverTheWorld reach your vision]] [[PragmaticVillainy vision]] in a quicker way]]?\\ '''Eggeman:''' way?\\ '''Eggman:''' ''Oh'', I'm sure I can. But where would the '''''fun''''' be in that?
23rd Nov '15 5:03:05 PM hamonrye
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[[folder:comic strips]] ->'''Mistress Leevil:''' Is it evil?\\ '''Weggie Rudlin:''' Oh, absolutely.\\ '''Mistress Leevil:''' I hope so, Weggie, for your sake. [calmly wipes off blood splatter from her face] 'Cause if it's not evil then you know what's gonna happen. And by "happen", I mean you'll be killed or at least seriously injured. So just, you know, just make sure it's evil. -->--''ComicStrip/TheBoondocks''
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[[folder:comic strips]] ->'''Mistress Leevil:''' Is [[folder:anime and manga]] ->To put it evil?\\ '''Weggie Rudlin:''' Oh, absolutely.\\ '''Mistress Leevil:''' I hope so, Weggie, in the simplest possible terms, our "purpose" is a total ''absence'' of purpose! You should be aware, fraulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louse, for your sake. [calmly wipes off blood splatter from her face] 'Cause if it's whom the means do not evil then you know what's gonna happen. And by "happen", ''require'' an end! I mean you'll be killed or at least seriously injured. So just, you know, just make sure it's evil. -->--''ComicStrip/TheBoondocks'' speak, of course, of myself. -->-- '''The Major''', ''{{Hellsing}} Ultimate''

[[folder:music]] ->''And it's so easy when you're evil!'' \\ ''This is the life, you see,'' \\ ''The devil tips his hat to me!'' \\ ''I do it all because I'm evil,'' \\ ''And I do it all for free,'' \\ ''Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!'' -->-- '''Music/{{Voltaire}}''', "When You're Evil"
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[[folder:music]] ->''And it's so easy when you're evil!'' [[folder:comic books]] ->Here's to crime. -->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', ''ComicBook/TheKillingJoke'' ->'''Bullseye''': I once tracked an Eskimo huntsman across 200 miles of frozen tundra on foot and killed him with [[OnceKilledAManWithANoodleImplement an icicle made of my own frozen feces.]]\\ '''Kingpin''': Who on earth would hire you to do that?\\ '''Bullseye''': Nobody. I did that for fun.\\ ''This is '''Kingpin''': [[YoureInsane You're a madman.]]\\ '''Bullseye''': [[PsychoForHire I kill people for a living]]. What did you expect? -->-- ''[[Comicbook/ThePunisherMAX Punisher MAX #6]]'' ->Why? Why? Just to see the life, you see,'' \\ ''The devil tips his hat to me!'' \\ ''I do it all disappointment on your cornfed, gee-whiz face, Superman. And because I'm evil,'' \\ ''And I do it a great dark voice on the edge of nothing spoke to me and said you all for free,'' \\ ''Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!'' had to die. There is no why! -->-- '''Music/{{Voltaire}}''', "When '''The General''', ''{{JLA}}'' #38 ->'''Marsh:''' Why us, goddammit? Why are you doing this stuff to us? You're Evil" going to kill us!\\ '''Doctor Destiny:''' '''Why? Because I can.''' -->-- ''ComicBook/TheSandman'' -> '''Mecha "M" Robotnik: '''Is there not a more efficient way? Can you not [[TakeOverTheWorld reach your vision]] [[PragmaticVillainy in a quicker way]]?\\ '''Eggeman:''' ''Oh'', I'm sure I can. But where would the '''''fun''''' be in that? -->-- ''ComicBook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog'' #162 ->'''Dass Jennir:''' "Why? Why buy a child just to kill her?"\\ '''Dezono Qua:''' "Because I could. And to eat her, of course. She was delicious." -->-- ''Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse: ComicBook/DarkTimes''

[[folder:theatre]] ->''Once bad -- What's the good of turning?''\\ ''In Hell, I'll be there a-burning''\\ ''Meanwhile, thing of what I'm earning''\\ ''All on account of...''\\ ''My name!'' -->-- '''[[TheDreaded Bill Sykes']]''' VillainSong, ''Theatre/{{Oliver}}'' ->''Even now I curse the day--and yet, I think,\\ Few come within the compass of my curse,\\ Wherein I did not some notorious ill,\\ [[BloodKnight As kill a man, or else devise his death,]]\\ [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it]],\\ [[{{Frameup}} Accuse some innocent and forswear myself]],\\ [[LetsYouAndHimFight Set deadly enmity between two friends,]]\\ [[EvilIsPetty Make poor men's cattle break their necks;]]\\ [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night,]]\\ [[IShallTauntYou And bid the owners quench them with their tears.]]\\ Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves,\\ [[OfCorpseHesAlive And set them upright at their dear friends' doors]],\\ Even when their sorrows almost were forgot;\\ And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,\\ Have with my knife carved in Roman letters,\\ 'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.'\\ Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things\\ [[ButForMeItWasTuesday As willingly as one would kill a fly]],\\ And nothing grieves me heartily indeed\\ But that I cannot do ten thousand more.'' -->-- '''Aaron''', ''Theatre/TitusAndronicus''
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[[folder:theatre]] ->''Once bad -- What's the good of turning?''\\ ''In Hell, I'll be there a-burning''\\ ''Meanwhile, thing of what I'm earning''\\ ''All on account of...''\\ ''My name!'' -->-- '''[[TheDreaded Bill Sykes']]''' VillainSong, ''Theatre/{{Oliver}}'' ->''Even now [[folder:comic strips]] ->'''Mistress Leevil:''' Is it evil?\\ '''Weggie Rudlin:''' Oh, absolutely.\\ '''Mistress Leevil:''' I curse the day--and yet, I think,\\ Few come within the compass of my curse,\\ Wherein I did not some notorious ill,\\ [[BloodKnight As kill a man, or else devise his death,]]\\ [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it]],\\ [[{{Frameup}} Accuse some innocent and forswear myself]],\\ [[LetsYouAndHimFight Set deadly enmity between two friends,]]\\ [[EvilIsPetty Make poor men's cattle break their necks;]]\\ [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night,]]\\ [[IShallTauntYou And bid the owners quench them with their tears.]]\\ Oft have I digg'd up dead men hope so, Weggie, for your sake. [calmly wipes off blood splatter from their graves,\\ [[OfCorpseHesAlive her face] 'Cause if it's not evil then you know what's gonna happen. And set them upright by "happen", I mean you'll be killed or at their dear friends' doors]],\\ Even when their sorrows almost were forgot;\\ And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,\\ Have with my knife carved in Roman letters,\\ 'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.'\\ Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things\\ [[ButForMeItWasTuesday As willingly as one would kill a fly]],\\ And nothing grieves me heartily indeed\\ But that I cannot do ten thousand more.'' -->-- '''Aaron''', ''Theatre/TitusAndronicus'' least seriously injured. So just, you know, just make sure it's evil. -->--''ComicStrip/TheBoondocks''

[[folder:literature]] ->It is not that I cannot create anything good, but that I will not. -->-- '''[[{{Zoroastrianism}} Angra Mainyu]]''' ->In all Thénardier's outpourings, the words and gestures, the fury blazing in his eyes, this explosion of an evil nature brazenly exposed, the mixture of bravado and abjectness, arrogance, pettiness, rage, absurdity; the hodgepodge of genuine distress, and lying sentiment, the shamelessness of a vicious man rejoicing in viciousness, the bare crudity of an ugly soul -- in this eruption of all suffering and hatred there was something which was hideous as evil itself and still as poignant as truth. -->--'''VictorHugo''', ''Literature/LesMiserables'' ->The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me? -->-- '''O'Brien''', ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'' ->I am not more sure that my soul lives, than I am that perverseness is one of the primitive impulses of the human heart -- one of the indivisible primary faculties, or sentiments, which give direction to the character of Man. Who has not, a hundred times, found himself committing a vile or a silly action, for no other reason than [[RebelliousSpirit because he knows he should not?]] Have we not a perpetual inclination, in the teeth of our best judgment, to violate that which is Law, merely because we understand it to be such? -->-- '''Creator/EdgarAllanPoe''', ''The Black Cat'' ->"The point?" said Mr. Weasley, with a hollow laugh. "Harry, that's their idea of fun. Half the Muggle killings back when You-Know-Who was in power were done for fun. I suppose they had a few drinks tonight and couldn't resist reminding us that all lots of them are still at large. A nice little reunion for them."'' -->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'' ->"Why do you hate us?" I whispered aloud, gasping. "Why do you attack us?" \\ "Malice is its own reason ... Malice needs no justification." -->-- ''Literature/AwakeInTheNightLand''
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[[folder:literature]] ->It [[folder:fan fiction]] ->'''Jovian''': "Why is not it that I cannot create anything good, but that I will not. -->-- '''[[{{Zoroastrianism}} Angra Mainyu]]''' ->In all Thénardier's outpourings, the words and gestures, the fury blazing in his eyes, this explosion of an evil nature brazenly exposed, the mixture of bravado and abjectness, arrogance, pettiness, rage, absurdity; the hodgepodge of genuine distress, and lying sentiment, the shamelessness of a vicious man rejoicing in viciousness, the bare crudity of an ugly soul -- in this eruption of all suffering and hatred there was something which was hideous as evil itself and still as poignant as truth. -->--'''VictorHugo''', ''Literature/LesMiserables'' ->The object of persecution whenever we can't find somebody, your first instinct is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me? -->-- '''O'Brien''', ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'' ->I am not more sure that my soul lives, than I am that perverseness is one of the primitive impulses of the human heart -- one of the indivisible primary faculties, or sentiments, which give direction to the character of Man. Who has not, a hundred times, found himself committing a vile or a silly action, for no other reason than [[RebelliousSpirit because he knows he should not?]] Have we not a perpetual inclination, in the teeth of our best judgment, to violate that which is Law, merely because we understand it to be such? -->-- '''Creator/EdgarAllanPoe''', ''The Black Cat'' ->"The point?" said Mr. Weasley, with a hollow laugh. "Harry, that's their idea of fun. Half the Muggle killings back when You-Know-Who was in power were done for fun. I suppose they had a few drinks tonight and couldn't resist reminding us that all lots of them are still at large. A nice little reunion for them."'' -->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'' ->"Why do you hate us?" I whispered aloud, gasping. "Why do you attack us?" \\ "Malice is its own reason ... Malice needs no justification.blow up everything around you?"\\ '''Jacqueline''': "Because it's fun." -->-- ''Literature/AwakeInTheNightLand''-->--''FanFic/RosarioVampireBrightestDarkness'' ->'''First Aid''': I won’t betray the Autobots.\\ '''Vortex''': Oh, you don’t have to. You have the honor of being the core of a new device that will harness your living energy into a weapon that will bring the end of the Autobots once and for all, and usher in a new era of Decepticon rule!\\ '''First Aid''': You can’t be serious!\\ '''Vortex''': ''[{{beat}}] No, you’re right, [[ILied I’m not]]. I’m really just doing [[ColdBloodedTorture this]] for the fun of it. --> --'''[[TheMedic First Aid]]''' and '''[[TortureTechnician Vortex]]''', [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4742365/1/A-Rock-and-a-Hard-Place A Rock and a Hard Place]]

[[folder:anime and manga]] ->To put it in the simplest possible terms, our "purpose" is a total ''absence'' of purpose! You should be aware, fraulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louse, for whom the means do not ''require'' an end! I speak, of course, of myself. -->-- '''The Major''', ''{{Hellsing}} Ultimate''
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[[folder:anime and manga]] ->To put it in [[folder:film - animated]] ->''It feels so good to be bad!''\\ ''So '''[[EvilTastesGood delicious]]''' to be a despicable cad!''\\ ''It's just so thrilling''\\ ''And so fulfilling''\\ ''To give somebody the simplest possible terms, our "purpose" is a total ''absence'' of purpose! You should worst time they've ever had!''\\ ''It feels so good to be aware, fraulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louse, for whom the means do not ''require'' an end! I speak, of course, of myself. bad!'' -->-- '''The Major''', ''{{Hellsing}} Ultimate'' Red's ''VillainSong'', ''[[AllDogsGotoHeaven All Dogs Go to Heaven 2]]'' ->Men who kill without reason '''cannot''' be reasoned with! -->--'''Stoick the Vast''', ''[[{{WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon2}} How to Train Your Dragon 2]]''

-->--'''Machine'''. ''Film/EightMM''
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-->--'''Machine'''. -->--'''Machine''', ''Film/EightMM''

[[folder:film - animated]] ->''It feels so good to be bad!''\\ ''So '''[[EvilTastesGood delicious]]''' to be a despicable cad!''\\ ''It's just so thrilling''\\ ''And so fulfilling''\\ ''To give somebody the worst time they've ever had!''\\ ''It feels so good to be bad!'' -->-- Red's ''VillainSong'', ''[[AllDogsGotoHeaven All Dogs Go to Heaven 2]]'' ->Men who kill without reason '''cannot''' be reasoned with! -->--'''Stoick the Vast''', ''[[{{WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon2}} How to Train Your Dragon 2]]'' [[/folder]] [[folder:comic books]] ->Here's to crime. -->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', ''ComicBook/TheKillingJoke'' ->'''Bullseye''': I once tracked an Eskimo huntsman across 200 miles of frozen tundra on foot and killed him with [[OnceKilledAManWithANoodleImplement an icicle made of my own frozen feces.]]\\ '''Kingpin''': Who on earth would hire you to do that?\\ '''Bullseye''': Nobody. I did that for fun.\\ '''Kingpin''': [[YoureInsane You're a madman.]]\\ '''Bullseye''': [[PsychoForHire I kill people for a living]]. What did you expect? -->-- ''[[Comicbook/ThePunisherMAX Punisher MAX #6]]'' ->Why? Why? Just to see the disappointment on your cornfed, gee-whiz face, Superman. And because a great dark voice on the edge of nothing spoke to me and said you all had to die. There is no why! -->-- '''The General''', ''{{JLA}}'' #38 ->'''Marsh:''' Why us, goddammit? Why are you doing this stuff to us? You're going to kill us!\\ '''Doctor Destiny:''' '''Why? Because I can.''' -->-- ''ComicBook/TheSandman'' -> '''Mecha "M" Robotnik: '''Is there not a more efficient way? Can you not [[TakeOverTheWorld reach your vision]] [[PragmaticVillainy in a quicker way]]?\\ '''Eggeman:''' ''Oh'', I'm sure I can. But where would the '''''fun''''' be in that? -->-- ''ComicBook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog'' #162 ->'''Dass Jennir:''' "Why? Why buy a child just to kill her?"\\ '''Dezono Qua:''' "Because I could. And to eat her, of course. She was delicious." -->-- ''Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse: ComicBook/DarkTimes'' [[/folder]]
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[[folder:film - animated]] ->''It feels so good to be bad!''\\ ''So '''[[EvilTastesGood delicious]]''' to be a despicable cad!''\\ ''It's just so thrilling''\\ ''And so fulfilling''\\ ''To give somebody the worst time they've ever had!''\\ ''It feels so good to be bad!'' -->-- Red's ''VillainSong'', ''[[AllDogsGotoHeaven All Dogs Go to Heaven 2]]'' ->Men who kill without reason '''cannot''' be reasoned with! -->--'''Stoick the Vast''', ''[[{{WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon2}} How to Train Your Dragon 2]]'' [[/folder]] [[folder:comic books]] ->Here's to crime. -->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', ''ComicBook/TheKillingJoke'' ->'''Bullseye''': I once tracked an Eskimo huntsman across 200 miles of frozen tundra on foot and killed him with [[OnceKilledAManWithANoodleImplement an icicle made of my own frozen feces.]]\\ '''Kingpin''': Who on earth would hire you to do that?\\ '''Bullseye''': Nobody. I did that for fun.\\ '''Kingpin''': [[YoureInsane You're a madman.]]\\ '''Bullseye''': [[PsychoForHire I kill people for a living]]. What did you expect? -->-- ''[[Comicbook/ThePunisherMAX Punisher MAX #6]]'' ->Why? Why? Just to see the disappointment on your cornfed, gee-whiz face, Superman. And because a great dark voice on the edge of nothing spoke to me and said you all had to die. There is no why! -->-- '''The General''', ''{{JLA}}'' #38 ->'''Marsh:''' Why us, goddammit? Why are you doing this stuff to us? You're going to kill us!\\ '''Doctor Destiny:''' '''Why? Because I can.''' -->-- ''ComicBook/TheSandman'' -> '''Mecha "M" Robotnik: '''Is there not a more efficient way? Can you not [[TakeOverTheWorld reach your vision]] [[PragmaticVillainy in a quicker way]]?\\ '''Eggeman:''' ''Oh'', I'm sure I can. But where would the '''''fun''''' be in that? -->-- ''ComicBook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog'' #162 ->'''Dass Jennir:''' "Why? Why buy a child just to kill her?"\\ '''Dezono Qua:''' "Because I could. And to eat her, of course. She was delicious." -->-- ''Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse: ComicBook/DarkTimes'' [[/folder]]

[[folder:western animation]] ->Evil is just so much more profitable than good -- and more fun! --> --'''Warp Darkmatter''', ''[[WesternAnimation/BuzzLightyearOfStarCommand Buzz Lightyear of Star Command]]'' '': The Adventure Begins'' ->'''Dr. Polaris''': You gonna wash your hands?\\ '''[[spoiler:The Flash in the body of ]]Lex Luthor''': ''No''. 'Cuz I'm ''evil''. -->--'''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited'''
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[[folder:western animation]] ->Evil [[folder:music]] ->''And it's so easy when you're evil!'' \\ ''This is just so much more profitable than good -- and more fun! --> --'''Warp Darkmatter''', ''[[WesternAnimation/BuzzLightyearOfStarCommand Buzz Lightyear of Star Command]]'' '': The Adventure Begins'' ->'''Dr. Polaris''': You gonna wash your hands?\\ '''[[spoiler:The Flash in the body of ]]Lex Luthor''': ''No''. 'Cuz life, you see,'' \\ ''The devil tips his hat to me!'' \\ ''I do it all because I'm ''evil''. -->--'''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited''' evil,'' \\ ''And I do it all for free,'' \\ ''Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!'' -->-- '''Music/{{Voltaire}}''', "When You're Evil"

[[folder:tabletop games]] ->"Destroy, for the sake of Destruction.\\ Kill, for the sake of Killing." -->-- '''Unknown Chaos Space Marine''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''
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[[folder:tabletop games]] ->"Destroy, [[folder:literature]] ->It is not that I cannot create anything good, but that I will not. -->-- '''[[{{Zoroastrianism}} Angra Mainyu]]''' ->In all Thénardier's outpourings, the words and gestures, the fury blazing in his eyes, this explosion of an evil nature brazenly exposed, the mixture of bravado and abjectness, arrogance, pettiness, rage, absurdity; the hodgepodge of genuine distress, and lying sentiment, the shamelessness of a vicious man rejoicing in viciousness, the bare crudity of an ugly soul -- in this eruption of all suffering and hatred there was something which was hideous as evil itself and still as poignant as truth. -->--'''VictorHugo''', ''Literature/LesMiserables'' ->The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me? -->-- '''O'Brien''', ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'' ->I am not more sure that my soul lives, than I am that perverseness is one of the primitive impulses of the human heart -- one of the indivisible primary faculties, or sentiments, which give direction to the character of Man. Who has not, a hundred times, found himself committing a vile or a silly action, for no other reason than [[RebelliousSpirit because he knows he should not?]] Have we not a perpetual inclination, in the sake teeth of Destruction.\\ Kill, our best judgment, to violate that which is Law, merely because we understand it to be such? -->-- '''Creator/EdgarAllanPoe''', ''The Black Cat'' ->"The point?" said Mr. Weasley, with a hollow laugh. "Harry, that's their idea of fun. Half the Muggle killings back when You-Know-Who was in power were done for the sake fun. I suppose they had a few drinks tonight and couldn't resist reminding us that all lots of Killing.them are still at large. A nice little reunion for them."'' -->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'' ->"Why do you hate us?" I whispered aloud, gasping. "Why do you attack us?" \\ "Malice is its own reason ... Malice needs no justification." -->-- '''Unknown Chaos Space Marine''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' ''Literature/AwakeInTheNightLand''

[[folder:podcasts]] ->'''Terry Silver''': Hey, I LIKE that! I LIKE that, JOHNNY! I'M GONNA USE THAT! '''[[EvilLaugh HWA HA hAA hAhahAaAAhAAAA!!!]]'''\\ '''Kevin Murphy:''' I wished I loved ''anything'' as much as he loves being evil. -->--Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}, ''Film/TheKarateKidPartIII'' [[/folder]] [[folder:theatre]] ->''Once bad -- What's the good of turning?''\\ ''In Hell, I'll be there a-burning''\\ ''Meanwhile, thing of what I'm earning''\\ ''All on account of...''\\ ''My name!'' -->-- '''[[TheDreaded Bill Sykes']]''' VillainSong, ''Theatre/{{Oliver}}'' ->''Even now I curse the day--and yet, I think,\\ Few come within the compass of my curse,\\ Wherein I did not some notorious ill,\\ [[BloodKnight As kill a man, or else devise his death,]]\\ [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it]],\\ [[{{Frameup}} Accuse some innocent and forswear myself]],\\ [[LetsYouAndHimFight Set deadly enmity between two friends,]]\\ [[EvilIsPetty Make poor men's cattle break their necks;]]\\ [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night,]]\\ [[IShallTauntYou And bid the owners quench them with their tears.]]\\ Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves,\\ [[OfCorpseHesAlive And set them upright at their dear friends' doors]],\\ Even when their sorrows almost were forgot;\\ And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,\\ Have with my knife carved in Roman letters,\\ 'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.'\\ Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things\\ [[ButForMeItWasTuesday As willingly as one would kill a fly]],\\ And nothing grieves me heartily indeed\\ But that I cannot do ten thousand more.'' -->-- '''Aaron''', ''Theatre/TitusAndronicus'' [[/folder]] [[folder:tabletop games]] ->"Destroy, for the sake of Destruction.\\ Kill, for the sake of Killing." -->-- '''Unknown Chaos Space Marine''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' 40000}}'' [[/folder]]

[[folder:fan fiction]] ->'''Jovian''': "Why is it that whenever we can't find somebody, your first instinct is to blow up everything around you?"\\ '''Jacqueline''': "Because it's fun." -->--''FanFic/RosarioVampireBrightestDarkness'' ->'''First Aid''': I won’t betray the Autobots.\\ '''Vortex''': Oh, you don’t have to. You have the honor of being the core of a new device that will harness your living energy into a weapon that will bring the end of the Autobots once and for all, and usher in a new era of Decepticon rule!\\ '''First Aid''': You can’t be serious!\\ '''Vortex''': ''[{{beat}}] No, you’re right, [[ILied I’m not]]. I’m really just doing [[ColdBloodedTorture this]] for the fun of it. --> --'''[[TheMedic First Aid]]''' and '''[[TortureTechnician Vortex]]''', [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4742365/1/A-Rock-and-a-Hard-Place A Rock and a Hard Place]]
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[[folder:fan fiction]] ->'''Jovian''': "Why is it [[folder:web video]] ->'''Pat:''' Kell informs Duncan that whenever we can't find somebody, your first instinct is to blow up everything around you?"\\ '''Jacqueline''': "Because it's fun." -->--''FanFic/RosarioVampireBrightestDarkness'' ->'''First Aid''': I won’t betray the Autobots.because he killed Connor, he's now inherited Connor's curse.\\ '''Vortex''': Oh, you don’t '''Spoony:''' Great, he'll [[FoeYay have to. You have a creepy bald guy whispering at him]] throughout the honor of being the core of a new device that will harness your living energy into a weapon that will bring the end of the Autobots once and for all, and usher in a new era of Decepticon rule!\\ '''First Aid''': You can’t be serious!\\ '''Vortex''': ''[{{beat}}] No, you’re right, [[ILied I’m not]]. I’m really years.\\ '''Pat:''' Can't Kell just doing [[ColdBloodedTorture this]] for the fun of it. --> --'''[[TheMedic First Aid]]''' get a hobby or something? Parcheesi? A stamp collection? -->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]] and '''[[TortureTechnician Vortex]]''', [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4742365/1/A-Rock-and-a-Hard-Place A Rock and a Hard Place]] PatTheNESPunk watch ''{{Franchise/Highlander}}: Endgame''

[[folder:podcasts]] ->'''Terry Silver''': Hey, I LIKE that! I LIKE that, JOHNNY! I'M GONNA USE THAT! '''[[EvilLaugh HWA HA hAA hAhahAaAAhAAAA!!!]]'''\\ '''Kevin Murphy:''' I wished I loved ''anything'' as much as he loves being evil. -->--Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}, ''Film/TheKarateKidPartIII''
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[[folder:podcasts]] ->'''Terry Silver''': Hey, I LIKE that! I LIKE that, JOHNNY! I'M GONNA USE THAT! '''[[EvilLaugh HWA HA hAA hAhahAaAAhAAAA!!!]]'''\\ '''Kevin Murphy:''' I wished I loved ''anything'' [[folder:web animation]] ->Comparisons to ''[[{{VideoGame/Bioshock1}} Bioshock]]'' are as much inevitable as a bear shitting on a Catholic ([[{{Spoonerism}} or however that phrase goes]]), and under that light ''Infinite'' falls kinda short. What's disappointing is that the villain is basically just a racist nutter who wants to blow up the world. I listen to him frothing about how his carpet made of black people should be grateful he loves being evil. -->--Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}, ''Film/TheKarateKidPartIII'' hasn't trod in any dog shit lately, and he becomes hard to take seriously. The truly great villain is one who ''talks sense!'' Andrew Ryan had some weird ideas about "sweat ownership," but he was articulate, dangerously intelligent, and wouldn't let someone like Comstock [[YouGetMeCoffee run the fucking hot tap!]] -->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/BioshockInfinite''

[[folder:web video]] ->'''Pat:''' Kell informs Duncan that because he killed Connor, he's now inherited Connor's curse.\\ '''Spoony:''' Great, he'll [[FoeYay have a creepy bald guy whispering at him]] throughout the years.\\ '''Pat:''' Can't Kell just get a hobby or something? Parcheesi? A stamp collection? -->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]] and PatTheNESPunk watch ''{{Franchise/Highlander}}: Endgame'' [[/folder]] [[folder:web animation]] ->Comparisons to ''[[{{VideoGame/Bioshock1}} Bioshock]]'' are as inevitable as a bear shitting on a Catholic ([[{{Spoonerism}} or however that phrase goes]]), and under that light ''Infinite'' falls kinda short. What's disappointing is that the villain is basically just a racist nutter who wants to blow up the world. I listen to him frothing about how his carpet made of black people should be grateful he hasn't trod in any dog shit lately, and he becomes hard to take seriously. The truly great villain is one who ''talks sense!'' Andrew Ryan had some weird ideas about "sweat ownership," but he was articulate, dangerously intelligent, and wouldn't let someone like Comstock [[YouGetMeCoffee run the fucking hot tap!]] -->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/BioshockInfinite'' [[/folder]]

->The plot of the game is that rebels have gone back in time, taken famous historical figures, and put them in different time periods. ''Who'' are these "time rebels" and why do they wanna do this?? Well, guess what: [[NoPlotNoProblem They're never referred to again.]] Yeah. They're just for your imagination. ''(thought bubble [[ImagineSpot appears over James' head]])''\\\ '''Future Punk #1:''' Maaan, wouldn't it be funny if we put Thomas Edison in ancient Egypt?\\ '''Future Punk #2:''' Hehe! How 'bout Galileo in the Jurassic period?\\ '''Future Punk #1:''' ''(cackles)'' We're assholes! -->-- WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd plays ''BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure'' (NES)

->The [[folder:Web Video]] ->'''Nerd''': The plot of the game is that rebels have gone back in time, taken famous historical figures, and put them in different time periods. ''Who'' are these "time rebels" and why do they wanna do this?? Well, guess what: [[NoPlotNoProblem They're never referred to again.]] Yeah. They're just for your imagination. ''(thought bubble [[ImagineSpot appears over James' head]])''\\\ '''Future Punk #1:''' Maaan, wouldn't it be funny if we put Thomas Edison in ancient Egypt?\\ '''Future Punk #2:''' Hehe! How 'bout Galileo in the Jurassic period?\\ '''Future Punk #1:''' ''(cackles)'' We're assholes! -->-- WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd plays ''BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure'' (NES) (NES) [[/folder]] [[folder:western animation]] ->Evil is just so much more profitable than good -- and more fun! --> --'''Warp Darkmatter''', ''[[WesternAnimation/BuzzLightyearOfStarCommand Buzz Lightyear of Star Command]]'' '': The Adventure Begins'' ->'''Dr. Polaris''': You gonna wash your hands?\\ '''[[spoiler:The Flash in the body of ]]Lex Luthor''': ''No''. 'Cuz I'm ''evil''. -->--'''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited''' [[/folder]]

23rd Nov '15 4:58:07 PM hamonrye
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->''"My pet theory is that -- being foiled twice by Bond -- Blofeld has gone completely and utterly insane, thus explaining all the ridiculous campness of the film. He’s decided that having a vaguely realistic goal and a reasonable method of achieving it (if you call [[Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice a spaceship-eating machine]] reasonable) just isn’t for him. And instead he’s going to go nuts. There’s also the possibility that Bond actually killed the real Blofeld at some point and the man who currently looks like Blofeld was the most mentally unstable of the doubles. Or he’s pretty much figured out that [[GenreSavvy Bond is always going to foil him]], and has decided to just go along for the ride (“I do enjoy our little visits, Mr. Bond,” he concedes at one point, acknowledging that the end result is never in his favour). No matter which way you look at it, this iteration of Blofeld is one of the most ridiculous bad guys in the franchise’s long history – he makes Drax from ''{{Film/Moonraker}}'' seem sane."''
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->''"My ->My pet theory is that -- being foiled twice by Bond -- Blofeld has gone completely and utterly insane, thus explaining all the ridiculous campness of the film. He’s decided that having a vaguely realistic goal and a reasonable method of achieving it (if you call [[Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice a spaceship-eating machine]] reasonable) just isn’t for him. And instead he’s going to go nuts. There’s also the possibility that Bond actually killed the real Blofeld at some point and the man who currently looks like Blofeld was the most mentally unstable of the doubles. Or he’s pretty much figured out that [[GenreSavvy Bond is always going to foil him]], and has decided to just go along for the ride (“I do enjoy our little visits, Mr. Bond,” he concedes at one point, acknowledging that the end result is never in his favour). No matter which way you look at it, this iteration of Blofeld is one of the most ridiculous bad guys in the franchise’s long history – he makes Drax from ''{{Film/Moonraker}}'' seem sane."''
23rd Nov '15 4:57:49 PM hamonrye
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->The sum total of Klaa’s motivation is “he likes [[StuffBlowingUp blowing stuff up.]]” When he discovers the ''Enterprise'' is mounting a rescue mission to Nimus III, he muses, “''Enterprise''? That’s Kirk’s ship. If I could defeat Kirk…” Vixis completes his thought process, “…you would be the greatest warrior in the galaxy.” It’s incredibly generic. Even Kruge’s paranoid preemptive strike in ''[[Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock The Search for Spock]]'' offered a more compelling motivation and sense of character. Of course, Klaa’s motivation demonstrates how it all revolves around [[strike:Shatner]] Kirk. -->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/08/15/non-review-review-star-trek-v-the-final-frontier/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier''
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->The sum total of Klaa’s motivation ->''"My pet theory is “he likes [[StuffBlowingUp blowing stuff up.]]” When he discovers that -- being foiled twice by Bond -- Blofeld has gone completely and utterly insane, thus explaining all the ''Enterprise'' ridiculous campness of the film. He’s decided that having a vaguely realistic goal and a reasonable method of achieving it (if you call [[Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice a spaceship-eating machine]] reasonable) just isn’t for him. And instead he’s going to go nuts. There’s also the possibility that Bond actually killed the real Blofeld at some point and the man who currently looks like Blofeld was the most mentally unstable of the doubles. Or he’s pretty much figured out that [[GenreSavvy Bond is mounting a rescue mission always going to Nimus III, foil him]], and has decided to just go along for the ride (“I do enjoy our little visits, Mr. Bond,” he muses, “''Enterprise''? That’s Kirk’s ship. If I could defeat Kirk…” Vixis completes concedes at one point, acknowledging that the end result is never in his thought process, “…you would be favour). No matter which way you look at it, this iteration of Blofeld is one of the greatest warrior most ridiculous bad guys in the galaxy.” It’s incredibly generic. Even Kruge’s paranoid preemptive strike in ''[[Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock The Search for Spock]]'' offered a more compelling motivation and sense of character. Of course, Klaa’s motivation demonstrates how it all revolves around [[strike:Shatner]] Kirk. franchise’s long history – he makes Drax from ''{{Film/Moonraker}}'' seem sane."'' -->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/08/15/non-review-review-star-trek-v-the-final-frontier/ com/2011/01/11/non-review-review-diamonds-are-forever/ Darren Mooney]]''' Mooney]]''', on ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier'' ''Film/DiamondsAreForever''
13th Sep '15 7:49:29 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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-> '''Mecha "M" Robotnik: '''Is there not a more efficient way? Can you not [[TakeOverTheWorld reach your vision]] [[PragmaticVillainy in a quicker way]]?\\ '''Eggeman:''' ''Oh'', I'm sure I can. But where would the '''''fun''''' be in that? -->-- ''ComicBook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog'' #162
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