History Quotes / FatherNeptune

22nd Mar '12 3:02:18 PM DoctorSerenitySquid
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-->'''Captain Seymour Bligh (over speaker):''' ''Welcome to Day 718 of our voyage. First off, in an attempt to preserve water, you will not be given any water. ''(crew groans)'' And also, because of a sketch of myself having romantic congress with a [[MermaidProblem mer-man]] ''(shows the offending picture)'' I am dumping all your mail from home into the sea. ''(Willie does so)'' And I can assure you that there were cookies in there. Good cookies, the kind only a loving mother or Milhouse's father could bake.''\\
'''Second Officer Milhouse:''' ''My father's alive?''\\
'''Seymour Bligh:''' ''No, he [[BrutalHonesty died while baking]]. It's all in the letter.''\\
-- The Whine-Bar Sea in "The Wettest Stories Ever Told," '''''TheSimpsons'''''.

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-->'''Captain ->'''Captain Seymour Bligh (over speaker):''' Bligh''': ''(over speaker)'' ''Welcome to Day 718 of our voyage. First off, in an attempt to preserve water, you will not be given any water. ''(crew groans)'' And also, because of a sketch of myself having romantic congress with a [[MermaidProblem mer-man]] ''(shows the offending picture)'' I am dumping all your mail from home into the sea. ''(Willie does so)'' And I can assure you that there were cookies in there. Good cookies, the kind only a loving mother or Milhouse's father could bake.''\\
'''Second Officer Milhouse:''' Milhouse''': ''My father's alive?''\\
'''Seymour Bligh:''' Bligh''': ''No, he [[BrutalHonesty died while baking]]. It's all in the letter.''\\
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-- The Whine-Bar Sea in "The Wettest Stories Ever Told," '''''TheSimpsons'''''.'''''TheSimpsons'''''
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