History Quotes / FantasticRacism

->'''[[OurGhostsAreDifferent Boo]] Shopkeeper:''' Is it everything you want to keep, skin cake?\\
'''Fatguy:''' Skin cake?\\
'''Lenny:''' Is that like a derogatory term ghosts call the living?\\
'''Fatguy:''' I'm pretty sure we haven't seen 'skin cake' before.\\
'''Lenny:''' Yeah, ghosts call living people 'skin cakes' as a derogatory term.\\
'''Dark:''' Oh wow, I didn't know that.
-->-- '''[=Fatguy703=]''''s creator playthrough of ''VideoGame/BookOfMarioThousandsOfDoors'', a RecursiveTranslation of ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor''.

-->-- '''[[{{Jerkass}} Vince]], ''Series/{{Mongrels}}''

->''"You'll always need help, because steam engines are cowardly, cranky, worn-out hunks of metal who couldn't hurt a fly."

->''"You'll ''always'' need help, because steam engines are cowardly, cranky, worn-out hunks of metal who couldn't hurt a fly."

-> '''Captain Krispy:''' You got somethin' to say, candy arse?\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Foodfight''

->''"You'll ''always'' need help, because steam engines are cowardly, cranky, worn-out hunks of metal who couldn't hurt a ''fly''."

-->-- ''Foodfight''

->'''Turian Councilor:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Do you enjoy committing genocide, Shepard]]?\\

->''Flesh isn't life. Servos, gyros, and fuel -- this is where life comes from! You're defending '''bi-product''' at best!''

-->-- ''Fatguy703'''s creator playthrough of ''VideoGame/BookOfMarioThousandsOfDoors'', a RecursiveTranslation of ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor''.

-->-- ''Fatguy703'''s creator playthrough of [[VideoGame/BookOfMarioThousandsOfDoors]]'', a RecursiveTranslation of ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor''.

'''Queen Lillian:''' [[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat Not that there's anything wrong with that]]. Right, Harold?\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''

->'''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}''': Lena...\\
'''Lena''': All these months... All these months you've been lying to me! Laughing at me!\\
'''Supergirl''': I've never laughed at you.\\
'''Lena''': Liar! You're an alien! A super-powered oppressor! You're the very definition of evil and you ruined my life!\\
'''Supergirl''': Lena... I'm still me! I'm your best friend!\\
'''Lena''': Not anymore... Not now that I know the truth! You're my enemy now. I have no choice but to destroy you!\\
'''Supergirl''': But why? I'm the same person you've been friends with for months! Why do you have to hate me?!\\
'''Lena''': Because your kind offends the natural order! You float through the sky as if you own it! You change the course of rivers without a thought to the consequences! Your very existence undermines the purity of true human achievement! Superheroes are nothing but a bunch of glory-hogging tyrants, and I will not rest until I see you humiliated and destroyed for what you did to my...!

->''This was how it was meant to be. In final conflict, on the skies Franchise/{{Superman}} claimed. The Man of Steel versus the Man of Mind. Earthman versus Kryptonian. Absurdly, [[Characters/SupermanLexLuthor Luthor]] felt a thrill of patriotism. Despite all the natural power of a man from a giant red-sun world, given the intelligence, a mere mortal Terran could bring him down.''
-->-- ''Fanfic/SupermanAndMan''

-->-- '''Fanfic/AeonNatumEngel'''

->''"Do all Inklings know so little about Octolings, or Octarians in general? Maybe that is why they are so aggressive towards us, they see us as an alien-race completely different from them. Maybe that’s why it’s so hard to share the land too, if they got such a bad idea of us..."''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/Splatoon2 Marina]]''', ''Fanfic/TakingInAStranger''

->'''Eraqus:''' It [Vanitas] isn't human, Aqua. Beings such as this upset the balance by their mere existence. That balance must be maintained at any cost.
->'''Vanitas:''' That's not true! That doesn't even make ''sense.'' You didn't kill the other boy when Master Xehanort brought him, and if I'm unbalanced, so is he. You don't really care about the "balance" at all, do you? You just hate me for existing.
-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/501160/chapters/879821 (i don't need you to) Worry for Me]]''

->'''Gingerbread Man''': [[YouMonster You're a monster]]!\\
'''Lord Faarquad''': I'm not the monster here, ''[[NoYou you]]'' are! You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world...

->'''Shrek''': Well, it seems that Fiona's not exactly happy.\\
'''Fairy God Mother''': Oh-ho-ho! And there's some question as to why that is? Well, let's explore that, shall we?\\
''[looks up these books]'' Princess. Cinderella. Here we are. ‘Lived happily ever after.’ Oh... ''[laughs]'' No ogres! Let's see. Snow White. A handsome prince. Oh, no ogres. Sleeping Beauty. Oh, no ogres! Hansel and Gretel? No! Thumbelina? No. The Golden Bird, the Little Mermaid, Pretty Woman... No, no, no, no, no! You see, ogres don't live happily ever after.\\
'''Shrek''': ''[points at her]'' All right, look, lady!\\
'''Fairy God Mother''': Don't you point, those dirty green sausages at me!

->'''King Harold''': An ogre from a swamp. Oh! How original.\\
'''Queen Lillian''': I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children.\\

'''Shrek''': It's a bit early to be thinking about that, isn't it?\\
'''King Harold''': Indeed. I just started eating.\\
'''Queen Lillian''': Harold!\\

'''Fiona''': Dad. It's great, OK?\\
'''King Harold''': Well, for his type, yes.\\
'''Shrek''': My ''type?''\\

'''King Harold''': I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be...\\
'''Shrek''': Ogres, yes!\\
'''Queen Lillian''': [[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat Not that there's anything wrong with that]]. Right, Harold?\\
'''King Harold''': Oh, no! No! Of course, not! That is, assuming you don't ''eat'' your own young!

->'''Ariel''': He could have died.\\
'''King Triton''': Then that's one less human to worry about!\\
'''Ariel''': You don't even know him!\\
'''King Triton''': KNOW HIM?!? I don't have to know him! They're all the same! Spineless, savage, harpooning fish-eaters, incapable of any feeling!\\
'''Ariel''': Daddy I love him! ''[clasps hands over her mouth]''\\
'''King Triton''': Have you lost your senses completely!? He's a human, you're a mermaid!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989''

->''"I will hunt you down for all eternity! I swear, I will never rest until I destroy you and every other monster if it's the last thing I ever do!"''
-->-- '''Abraham Van Helsing''', ''WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvania3SummerVacation''

->"''Hmph. Threehorns never play with Longnecks!''"
-->-- '''Cera''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTime''

->''"We don't like what we don't understand! In fact, it scares us,\\
And this monster is mysterious at least!"''
-->-- '''"The Mob Song"''', ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''

->'''Young Nick''': I -- Nicholas Wilde -- promise to be brave, loyal, helpful, and trustworthy!\\
'''Scout Leader''': [[WhamLine Even though you're a fox]]?

->''I thought Earth ponies were the pony ladder's bottom rung.''\\
''I heard that pegasi are brutes that you'd hate to be among.''\\
''"You smell like fishes! You're vicious!''\\
''I bet you eat your young!"''\\
''Meet any one of you and the proper thing to do is run away!''
-->-- '''[[GenkiGirl Izzy Moonbow]]''' revealing some of the sterotypes she was raised to believe during "Fight Right In", ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyANewGeneration''

->''"You know, people like '''[[HumansAreTheRealMonsters you]]''' are the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child."''
-->-- '''Mystique''' towards Senator Kelly, before kicking him unconscious, ''Film/XMen1''

->''"It's because I'm'' green, ''isn't it?"''

->'''Mulroy''': There's no question, there has been a breakdown in military discipline aboard this vessel.\\
'''Murtogg''': I blame the fish people.\\
'''Mulroy''': Oooh, so fish people, by dint of being fish people, automatically aren't as disciplined as non-fish people?\\
'''Murtogg''': Seems contributory, 's all I'm suggesting.
-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd''

->''"I -- I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead. Every single one of them. And not just the men, [[WouldHitAGirl but the women]]... [[WouldHurtAChild And the children, too]]. They're like animals! And I ''slaughtered'' them like animals! ''[[SuddenlyShouting I HATE THEM!]]''"''
-->-- '''Anakin Skywalker''' taking about the Sand People, ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''

->'''Erle Kenton''': [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent We]] should have stuck with the old ways. Raising cattle for our feed. Where's the life in that?\\
'''Charlie Barton''': Humans ''are'' our cattle.\\
'''Erle Kenton''': Humans are our ''prey''. We should feed on them, like we've always done. Screw all this "channel your energies" crap.
-->-- ''Film/TheHowling''

->''"No one asked your (Hermione's) opinion, you filthy little Mudblood."''
-->-- '''Draco Malfoy''', ''Film/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets''

->''"I could never figure that," said Roger. "I mean why humans don't like toons. We're no different from humans, not really. We have different mannerisms, and different physical makeups, and a different way of talking, but we have the same emotions. We love and hate and laugh and cry exactly the same way humans do."''
-->-- ''Literature/WhoCensoredRogerRabbit''

->''"Look at his collar. He's [Rusty] a [[PetsVersusStrays kittypet]]! Once a kittypet, always a kittypet! This Clan needs wildborn warriors to defend it, not another soft mouth to feed! Your collar is the mark of the [[HumansByAnyOtherName Twolegs]], and that noisy jingling will make you a poor hunter at best. At worst, it will bring the Twolegs into our territory, looking for the poor little kittypet who fills the forest with his pitiful tinkling. The noise of your trecherous bell will alert our enemies, even if your Twoleg ''[[HumansAreSmelly stench]]'' doesn't."''
-->-- '''Longtail''', ''Literature/WarriorCats''

-> ''"She almost seemed to revel in it at times, like those insane people back in the sixties, just before the virus had shown up, who'd actually argued that some people weren't as good as others due to the color of their skin. Like something that stupid could ever be important? Funny how no one worried about black and white, when purple was setting their car on fire with his mind, Brian mused, smiling at the old joke painfully."''

->''"Filth! Scum! By-products of dirt and vileness! Half-breeds, mutants, freaks, begone from this place! How dare you befoul the house of my fathers--"''
-->-- '''Walburga Black''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix''

-> '''Wilf''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext God bless the cactuses]]!\\
'''The Doctor''': [[GrammarNazi That's cact]]'''[[GrammarNazi i]]'''.\\
'''Vinvocci''': That's racist!

->'''Eleanor''': You realize the [[{{Hell}} Bad Place]] is not some sort of couple's retreat, right?\\
'''Jason''': If it is, Janet and I ''would'' like to go.\\
'''Tahani''': Oh, that's enough out of you, robot-lover.\\
'''Jason''': Hey, that's racist!\\
'''Janet''': [[ArtificialIntelligence Not a robot]].

-> '''Commissioner Bele''': It is obvious to the most simple-minded that Lokai is of an inferior breed.\\
'''Spock''': The obvious visual evidence, Commissioner, is that he is of the same "breed" as yourself.\\
'''Bele''': What are you, ''blind'', Commander Spock? Well, look at me. Look at me!\\
'''Kirk''': You're black on one side and white on the other.\\
'''Bele''': I am black on the ''right'' side.\\
'''Spock''': ...\\
'''Kirk''': ...I...fail to see the significant difference.\\
'''Bele''': Lokai is ''white'' on the right side. All of his people are white on the ''right'' side.\\
'''Kirk''': ...\\
'''Spock''': ...Hmm.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', "[[Recap/StarTrekS3E15LetThatBeYourLastBattlefield Let That Be Your Last Battlefield]]"

-> '''Castiel''': The decision's been made.\\
'''Uriel''': ''(laughs)'' By a mud monkey.\\
'''Castiel''': You shouldn't call them that.\\
'''Uriel''': Ah, it’s what they are, savages, just plumbing on two legs.
-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "[[Recap/SupernaturalS04E07ItsTheGreatPumpkinSamWinchester It's The Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester]]"

->''"Don't you get it, Odo? We [[HumanoidAliens humanoids]] are a product of millions of years of evolution. Our ancestors learned the hard way that what you don't know might kill you. They wouldn't have survived if they hadn't jumped back when they encountered a snake coiled in the muck; and now, millions of years later, that instinct is still there. It's genetic. Our tolerance to other life forms doesn't extend beyond the two-arm, two-leg variety. I hate to break this to you; but when you're in your natural state, you're more than our poor old genes can handle."''

->''"Frogs are handsome, debonair and charming; while toads are ugly and give you warts"''.
-->-- '''Kermit The Frog''', ''Series/TheMuppetShow''

Let's learn to love our neighbors, like the Christians learned in Rome!\\
\\

The gospel truth is found in scenes from ''Film/{{Alien}}'' and ''Series/{{V|1983}}''\\
\\

And soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before\\
\\

->''"Suffer not the alien, the mutant, the heretic."''
-->-- ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''

->''Couples of all genders, sizes, and sexual orientations are common. The cultural history of the Ninth World is so different from our own -- from religious influences to the aftereffects of global conflicts -- that nothing we know today about discrimination applies. (This isn’t to say that discrimination doesn’t exist. It does -- but against different things and for different reasons.)''
-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{Numenera}}'', supplement ''Love and Sex in the Ninth World''

->'''Gunvolt''': So you're... an ally?\\
'''Copen''': ...You're foolish. [[MegaCorp Sumeragi]], [[LaResistance QUILL]], all Adepts, every last one of you are my enemy. That of course includes scum like you, Gunvolt! Now, you'll pay for your crimes!\\
'''Gunvolt''': Seriously...? "Crimes"?!\\
'''Copen''': Our human world is infested with freaks, fiends, inhuman terrors... That is exactly... what all of you Adepts are. Your mere existence in our world is a crime. It is blasphemy. So I am here to judge you in place of God.

->''"No fan of the [[MagicMusic Inkantation]] is a foe of mine. I don't see species."''
-->-- '''Cap'n Cuttlefish''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon2: Octo Expansion''

->'''Turian Councilor''': [[WhatTheHellHero Do you enjoy committing genocide, Shepard]]?\\
'''[[AntiHero Renegade Shepard]]''': Depends on the species, ''turian''.

->'''[[PlayerCharacter Shepard]]''': You forgot your chit at Saronis Applications. The clerk is holding it for you.\\
'''Volus''': Oh. Well... the [[SpaceJews quarian]] could've stolen it...\\
'''Cop''': ''[to the quarian in question]'' I'll close this event report, but I'll be watching you. Get a permanent residence or I'll run you in for vagrancy.\\
'''Shepard''': Are you two serious?\\
'''Volus''': What?\\
'''Shepard''': You falsely accused this girl of stealing from you. ''[gives the volus a none-too-gentle shove]'' All you have to say now is that she "'''''could've''' stolen it''"?\\
'''Volus''': Now just a minute--!\\
'''Shepard''': ''[grabs the officer by the collar]'' And you! She gets harassed and insulted by this guy and you throw in a threat to arrest her for vagrancy?!\\
'''Cop''': How about if I run ''you'' in for obstruction of justice?!\\
'''Shepard''': ''[contemptuously]'' [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections You think you're going to run in a]] [[OneRiotOneRanger Spectre]]? I think both of you should get out of here...\\
'''Cop''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Ah, son of a]]... ''[walks away]''

->''"Don't play cards with Qunari -- it's impossible to tell when they're bluffing. Don't play against elves, either -- they never pay their debts. And never play against dwarves -- they'll kill you if they lose."''
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->'''Raine''': Do you mean that Exspheres are made from... human bodies?\\
'''Kvar''': Not exactly. Exspheres are dormant at first. They extract nourishment from humans to grow and awaken. Human ranches are Exsphere manufacturing plants. Why else would we spend our time raising and taking care of these inferior beings?

->'''Gabriella''': This is insane! You're acting like a crazy person! This isn't even a war... It's goddamn MANSLAUGHTER!\\
'''Four''': Hee Hee... Ha ha ha ha ha!\\
'''Gabriella''': What's so funny!?\\
'''Four''': Manslaughter... We're fighting elves, remember? So it can't be [=MANslaughter=]! Hee hee!\\
'''Gabriella''': Unbelievable...\\
'''Four''': Oh, and that's not all! This is a pirate ship, not some pleasure craft! Pirates are evil! And it's FINE to kill evil people! As long as they're not civilians, they're fair game! This is the hammer of justice at work. We're always in the right. Now keep attacking! Move it!
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Drakengard 3}}''

->'''"A fox... taking orders from a dog. Is that really how you want to live your life, boy?"''
-->-- '''Andross''', ''VideoGame/StarFoxZero''

->'''Kayleth''': Ronan, have you found any evidence of this human?\\
'''Ronan''': The human has been among us ever since we entered the clearing. [[YouCanSeeMe Reveal yourself! Your attempts at hiding irritate my ears]].\\
'''Adrastia''': [[SpannerInTheWorks I required that Ork alive]]! [[ScrewYouElves Give me one reason why I should not slaughter every one of you Eldar witches]]!\\
'''Kayleth''': Because in your primitive hierarchy, 'Eldar witches' are marginally more trustworthy than Orks.\\
'''Adrastia''': Hah! You evidently know very little about humans.\\
'''Kayleth''': ''[sighs]'' [[CantArgueWithElves Reasoning with savages tires me]]... You came to bargain with the Ork. He is dead. Bargain with us instead.\\
'''Adrastia''': Hm. This place will burn soon enough... I cannot see how it would matter if you know. Due to persistent Chaos and xenos activity, the Ordo Malleus has declared this sector lost and has ordered an [[EarthShatteringKaboom Exterminatus]]. In three weeks, our fleet will arrive and lay waste to every world within subsector Aurelia.\\
'''Veldoran''': [[OhCrap Vaul aid us]]...\\
'''Adrastia''': And why should any of this concern you? I am familiar with your ways. The Exterminatus poses no threat to you. You flee to your Webway the instant any threat draws near.\\
'''Ronan''': [[IronicEcho You evidently know very little about the Eldar]].
-->-- Standard human-Eldar interaction in ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar''

->''OMNICS STAY UNDERGROUND\\
NOT HUMAN\\
ONLY BUILT TO SERVE\\
SCRAP ALL ROBOTS''
-->-- '''Various pieces of graffiti''' on King's Row, ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''

->''"If you ask me, the Brits have their heads on straight! 'Omnic rights'... ptuh!"''
-->-- '''Torbjörn Lindholm''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''

->''"The humans who live here are fools to trust the Omnics. They will see."''
-->-- '''Aleksandra "Zarya" Zaryanova''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''

->''"Tin cans. A dime a dozen."''
-->-- '''Reaper/[[spoiler:Gabriel Reyes]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''

->'''Geralt''': Charming world you [[OurElvesAreDifferent Aen Elle]] have got. Could easily fall in love with the place. Tell me, how do you do it? Sit around playing lute, painting rutting unicorns in gorgeous landscapes, building ornately sculpted towers... And then you murder us, without batting an eye, without a hint of guilt. How?\\
'''Avallac'h''': Do you humans feel guilt when you murder Aen Seidhe elves? Or dwarves? Or dryads? [[NotSoDifferentRemark We are the same]]... simply because we both firmly believe others are inferior.

->'''Joker:''' And what's your beef?\\
'''Gorilla Grodd:''' Man has oppressed apes for centuries.\\
'''Joker:''' Like it matters...
-->--''Videogame/Injustice2''

->'''Weiss''': The [[LittleBitBeastly Faunus]] of the [[WesternTerrorists White Fang]] are pure evil!\\
'''Blake''': There's no such thing as pure evil! Why do you think [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters they hate humanity so much]]? It's because of people like [[TheBully Cardin]], people like ''you'', that force the White Fang to take such drastic measures!\\
'''Weiss''': People like ''me''?!\\
'''Blake''': You're discriminatory!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''

-->-- '''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]''', ''[[WebAnimation/FlashGitzAnimation Racist Mario]]''

->'''Ahriman''': But instead, why don't we address the grox in the room? We're all fucking human, and/or superhuman, for the most part. And the problem is that things like [[ScaryDogmaticAliens THESE]] still exist. Problems that we, as a species, have to deal with eventually. So let's use this day, each year, to come together as a species and--\\
'''Lucius the Eternal''': '''FUCK! THE! ALIENS!'''\\
'''Ahriman''': Myeah, pretty much. Let's celebrate what unites us all: ''[[AbsoluteXenophobe xenophobia]]''.

-> Pfft... a team of humans? Guess they'll let anyone enter Splatfest now.
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers Killer Ink Leader]]''', "WebAnimation/MeggysDestinyAnSMG4Movie"

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->"''Gorillas are cowards! Nowadays you're not allowed to say it, but it's true!''"
-->-- '''Dan [=McNinja=]''', ''WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->'''Hobgoblin Prisoner''': Please, I can help you! I hate the greenskins as much as you do! That interloper, Redcloak, locked me up because I roughed up a new immigrant. I can give you information, or... or go undercover for you! Whatever you want!\\
'''Peregrine Commander''': Interesting. Some people would be suspicious of your offer. They might think that you were a spy, planted to infiltrate the Resistance. Or, as the very least, that you would turn and escape the moment you were able, perhaps even trading what you had learned of us to your leaders in return for a pardon. But see, I have a different view. Do you know why?\\
'''Hobgoblin Prisoner''': Uh... because you're a nice guy?\\
'''Peregrine Commander''': No. But I do know that there are Good goblins in the world.\\
'''Hobgoblin Prisoner''': You do?\\
'''Peregrine Commander''': Oh, yes. I say so all of the time, do I not, Lieutenant?\\
'''Peregrine Lieutenant''': Yes, you do, Commander.\\
'''Peregrine Commander''': In fact, Lieutenant, do I not often expound on the one quality, without which, no goblin can be truly Good?\\
'''Peregrine Lieutenant''': You have been known to do so, Commander.\\
'''Hobgoblin Prisoner''': What, like... mercy? Or compassion? Or something?\\
'''Peregrine Commander''': Why not inform our poor inmate here what that one quality is?\\
'''Peregrine Lieutenant''': You have often expressed the opinion, Commander, that the only Good goblins--\\

'''Hobgoblin Prisoner''': Aaaah!!\\
'''Peregrine Lieutenant''': --are dead goblins.\\
'''Peregrine Commander''': Quite.
-->-- ''WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0707.html That's Probably Why There Are, Like, 17 Types]]

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->'''Nail''': This is my people's sacred battle ground.\\
'''Freeza''': We flew over an hour for this? It looks exactly the same as everywhere else on this godforsaken rock!\\
'''Nail''': ''[annoyed grunt]'' Racist. \\
'''Freeza''': Well, maybe so, but I can't quite be a racist against a race that ''doesn't exist''. Like the Cloffours. [[SpaceJews Dirty money-grubbing Cloffours. Tried to Clof me right out of my money.]] Blew those little bastards up is what I did.

-->-- '''Piccolo''', ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged''

->''"I'm really proud that I'm pureblooded white-- I mean, wizard! Hee hee hee hee."''
-->-- '''Draco Malfoy''', ''WebVideo/PotterPuppetPals''

->'''Narrator''': He who speaks with forked tongues should never be trusted.\\
'''Jon''': Blatant racism.

->'''Rainbow Dash''': Who the hell ever made you second in command?\\
'''Rarity''': Genetics, my dear. The hierarchy goes: alicorns, unicorns, pegasi, convicted felons, illegal immigrants, and then earth ponies.

->'''Suraj''': I am now a Jawa-phobe.\\
'''Chris''': ''[chuckles]'' Are you? Yeah, they do kind of seem like, "Ugh, they're all fucking thieves!" Kinda racist?\\
'''Suraj''': Maybe...\\
'''Marketa''': That's just how they're portrayed in the media!

->'''Dan''': Uh, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinnaker_Software Spinnaker]]. The good people at Spinnaker...\\
'''Arin''': Spinnaker?\\
'''Dan''': They were a fuckin' awesome company back then--\\
'''Arin''': Sounds like a [[FantasticSlurs racial slur]].\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Dan''': "Do we have to stay here? There's... there's a lot of spinnakers at this bar."\\
'''Arin''': ''[laughs]'' "Did I see you talkin' to that spinnaker?!"\\
'''Dan''': "No, Dad, no!"\\
'''Arin''': "If I see you even EYEBALLING' a spinnaker, you're out of this house, little missy!"\\
'''Dan''': "But Dad, I love him!"\\
'''Arin''': "He's a SPINNAKER!"\\
''[later]''\\
'''Arin''': "Fuckin' spinnakers... their YELLOW HANDS are always gettin' all over me! And the way they leave trails of slime behind them like SNAILS! ''[...]'' And why are they the only ones able to fly?!"
-->-- ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RqlWXMt3m4&t=480s Kirby's Epic Yarn: Fluffy Snow — PART 20]]

->''"Don't be racist against the abominations of god."''
-->--''WebVideo/TheAnnotatedSeries'' regarding the ''WesternAnimation/StreetSharks''

->'''Hop Pop''': How many toads does it take to screw a mushroom light?\\
'''Grime''': ''(suspicious)'' How many?\\
'''Hop Pop''': None! They prefer utter darkness and the smell of blood!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}''. "[[Recap/AmphibiaS2E34TheDinner The Dinner]]"

-> ''"It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, whether you're white, black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is... except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different."''

->''"No, Diesel! I'm sure Sir Topham Hatt means a really useful ''steamie''. You'll never be that!"''
-->-- '''Thomas''', ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends''

->'''Commander Hurricane''': Earth ponies are numbskulls!\\
'''Princess Platinum''': Pegasi are brutes!\\
'''Chancellor Puddinghead''': Unicorns are snobs!

->'''Warlord Lahn''': You've attained victory, and I accept defeat.\\
'''[[spoiler:[[HalfHumanHybrid Keith]]]]''': It doesn't have to be victory or death. I know it's the Galra way, but--\\
'''Lahn''': And what do ''[[PunyEarthlings you]]'' know of the Galra?\\
'''[[spoiler:Keith]]''': My mother is Galra. She's a member of the [[DefendsAgainstTheirOwnKind Blade of Marmora]]. So am I.\\
'''Lahn''': The mutinous Blades have all but perished. Are they so diminished in numbers that they're forced to enlist a [[HalfBreedDiscrimination half-breed]] and [[YourMom his mommy]]?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/VoltronLegendaryDefender'', "[[Recap/VoltronLegendaryDefenderS8E3 The Prisoner's Dilemma]]"

->''"Not bad. I've seen worse. At least you're all clean."''
-->-- '''Diesel 261''' to the steam engines, ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends''

->''"Omigod! These snakes are a mess! Nineteen billion snakes divided into ten thousand nations all on the brink of global war over... Hoho! ''Race?!?'' How funny is ''that?'' Imagine being a racist snake! Hey other snake! I hate you because you're the wrong color snake!"''

->'''Teenage Monster''': What do you care, your Highness?\\
'''Tom''': What? Why wouldn't I care?\\
'''Two-headed Monster (right)''': 'Cause you don't know...\\
'''Two-headed Monster (left)''': ...what it's like!\\
'''Eyeball Monster''': Being treated differently, day in and day out.\\
'''Tom''': I do know what it's like, because... I, too, am a monster.\\
'''Eyeball Monster''': What?!\\
'''Tom''': Well, technically [[NonHumanHumanoidHybrid half-monster]]. I got these eyes, horns, tail. And let's not forget... ''[burning up]'' ...this face! Look at it!\\
'''Buff Frog''': Please, please. Not in front of children.\\
'''Horned Mouse Monster''': Yeah, but I mean, you're a rich guy. I mean, ri-right? He's... He's rich. Doesn't count.\\
'''Tom''': Okay. You're right. I am very rich. But when I get on an elevator with a stranger, I'm a monster just like all of you. I'm a rich monster, yeah, but I'm a monster.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil'', "[[Recap/StarVsTheForcesOfEvilS3E31IsAnotherMystery Is Another Mystery]]"

->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': ''[trying to come up with a fake emergency for preventing [[WaterIsAir fish from swimming]]]'' Uhh... there are sharks in there! ''[a family of sharks is shown in the crowd]''
->'''Father Shark''': [[IResembleThatRemark Hey, that's my family you're talking about]]!
->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Uhh... sea monster! ''[a giant, green sea monster walks over]''
->'''Sea Monster''': You know, we sea monsters have made great strides in the fields of science and literature. ''[walks off as he smacks [=SpongeBob=] with his tail]''
->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Uhh... [[PuttingThePeeInPool Somebody went]]?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''

->'''Nelson''': ''[holds a yellow jack-o-lantern in one hand and a knife in another]'' Touch me, and I'll cut your friend!\\
'''Grand Pumpkin''': What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin!\\
'''Nelson''': ''[[[EvenEvilHasStandards shocked and appalled]]]'' You're a racist!\\
'''Grand Pumpkin''': All pumpkins are racists. [[AtLeastIAdmitIt The difference is I admit it]]! ''[eats Nelson alive]''\\
'''Nelson''': I'd rather die than hate!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "WesternAnimation/TreehouseOfHorror XIX"

->'''K.O.''': Mr. Cardsley! All our lives we've loved Pow Cards! ''[pulls out his collection]'' See?\\
'''Cardsley''': Oh. Very nice.\\
'''K.O.''': But then, we found out you don't let kappas be recognized as heroes! And that's the most messed up thing I've ever heard! ''[sobs]'' So fix it, please.\\
'''Cardsley''': Well, what's there to fix? I mean, why in the world would kappas need Pow Cards?\\
'''K.O.''': Because! It's bad to leave them out! Don't be bad!\\
'''Cardsley''': And you’re asking we include them for... what, exactly? Drowning people? Honestly, I’ve never seen a kappa do anything of significance. Heroic or otherwise, they’re just little monsters. And though we appreciate your feedback here at Pow Industries, this is the system we’ve used for decades. There’s no need to change a thing.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/OKKOLetsBeHeroes'', "[[Recap/OKKOLetsBeHeroesS1E28NoMorePOWCards No More Pow Cards]]"

->''"Highbreeds were the very first race in the Universe. All species hence, other than pure-blooded Highbreeds, are nothing but mongrels! Hideous abominations of nature! Especially humans..."''
-->-- '''Reinrassig III''', ''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce''