History Quotes / FanGirl

8th Aug '15 2:29:11 PM johnnyfog
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->As Iíve said a million times before, my mom is a major [[Series/TheDoctorOzShow Dr. Oz]] fan and although she doesnít totally believe in everything he says, she will knife a bitch who talks major shit about him. Thatís why I keep a suit of armor in her spare bedroom closet. Whenever Iím at her house and sheís watching Dr. Oz, I have to put on that suit of armor so I can safely talk shit about him in front of her. Since my mom is an Ozhead, sheíd probably agree with him about his show [[{{Doublespeak}} not being a medical show]]. Itís not a medical show. Itís CHURCH!
-->'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/24/the-dr-oz-show-isnt-a-medical-show-okay/#more-175219 Michael K.]]''', "The Dr. Oz Show Isnít A Medical Show, Okay?"

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->As Iíve said a million times before, my mom ->[[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch Bentobox Cummerbund]] is a major [[Series/TheDoctorOzShow Dr. Oz]] fan starring in ''{{Theatre/Hamlet}}'' in London and although she doesnít totally believe in everything he says, she will knife a bitch who talks major some critics shit about him. Thatís why I keep a suit of armor in her spare bedroom closet. Whenever Iím at her house and sheís watching Dr. Oz, I have to put on that suit of armor so I can safely talk shit about him in front of her. Since my mom is an Ozhead, sheíd his performance. In his defense, it was probably agree with him about hard for the critics to focus on his show [[{{Doublespeak}} not being a medical show]]. Itís not a medical show. Itís CHURCH!
-->'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/24/the-dr-oz-show-isnt-a-medical-show-okay/#more-175219
performance while inhaling the scent of boiling crotch yogurt wafting off of his crazed and horny fans in the audience.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/08/07/night-crumbs-401/
Michael K.]]''', "The Dr. Oz Show Isnít A Medical Show, Okay?"
]]'''



->Early this morning, every [[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch Cumberbitch]] woke up and after she used her fingers to chip away the shell of crusty tears that sealed her eyelids shut, she opened her eyes to see her loved one holding an open laptop while saying, 'Itís time to face the Internet again.' The glare from her laptop screen blinded her for a second and she screamed, 'Iím not ready! Iím not ready to [[IRejectYourReality face the truth!]]' Well, hopefully she ignored the Internet, went back to bed and continued to weep while clutching her otter stuffed animal (itís the closest thing to a Benedict Cumberbatch Real Doll out there)
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/06/and-here-comes-the-human-lizard-baby-rumors/ Michael K.]]''' on Mrs. Benedict Cumberbatch
3rd May '15 7:42:15 AM johnnyfog
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->As Iíve said a million times before, my mom is a major [[Series/TheDrOzShow Dr. Oz]] fan and although she doesnít totally believe in everything he says, she will knife a bitch who talks major shit about him. Thatís why I keep a suit of armor in her spare bedroom closet. Whenever Iím at her house and sheís watching Dr. Oz, I have to put on that suit of armor so I can safely talk shit about him in front of her. Since my mom is an Ozhead, sheíd probably agree with him about his show [[{{Doublespeak}} not being a medical show]]. Itís not a medical show. Itís CHURCH!

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->As Iíve said a million times before, my mom is a major [[Series/TheDrOzShow [[Series/TheDoctorOzShow Dr. Oz]] fan and although she doesnít totally believe in everything he says, she will knife a bitch who talks major shit about him. Thatís why I keep a suit of armor in her spare bedroom closet. Whenever Iím at her house and sheís watching Dr. Oz, I have to put on that suit of armor so I can safely talk shit about him in front of her. Since my mom is an Ozhead, sheíd probably agree with him about his show [[{{Doublespeak}} not being a medical show]]. Itís not a medical show. Itís CHURCH!
3rd May '15 7:41:58 AM johnnyfog
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->As Iíve said a million times before, my mom is a major [[Series/TheDrOzShow Dr. Oz]] fan and although she doesnít totally believe in everything he says, she will knife a bitch who talks major shit about him. Thatís why I keep a suit of armor in her spare bedroom closet. Whenever Iím at her house and sheís watching Dr. Oz, I have to put on that suit of armor so I can safely talk shit about him in front of her. Since my mom is an Ozhead, sheíd probably agree with him about his show [[{{Doublespeak}} not being a medical show]]. Itís not a medical show. Itís CHURCH!
-->'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/24/the-dr-oz-show-isnt-a-medical-show-okay/#more-175219 Michael K.]]''', "The Dr. Oz Show Isnít A Medical Show, Okay?"
18th Mar '15 5:43:54 PM johnnyfog
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->All I know is donít ever get into a feud with Taylor Swift. She has like 50 million people that will die for her. Itís like an army thatís worse than NorthKorea. You canít step into that arena. That was something I was never prepared for. One of the biggest mistakes of my career was definitely fucking with her.

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->All I know is donít ever get into a feud with Taylor Swift.Music/TaylorSwift. She has like 50 million people that will die for her. Itís like an army thatís worse than NorthKorea. You canít step into that arena. That was something I was never prepared for. One of the biggest mistakes of my career was definitely fucking with her.
18th Mar '15 5:43:34 PM johnnyfog
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->''"As a Patriots fan living in Virginia, you can imagine how excited I was to find out they'd be doing joint practices with the Redskins. Then I show up to training camp to find myself surrounded by 20,000 women in Brady jerseys. These women screamed for 3 hours nonstop at Tom from the sidelines. Three weeks later and my ears still aren't functioning."''
-->--[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-england-patriots-1629216508 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014!: New England Patriots"]]

->''"Early this morning, every [[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch Cumberbitch]] woke up and after she used her fingers to chip away the shell of crusty tears that sealed her eyelids shut, she opened her eyes to see her loved one holding an open laptop while saying, 'Itís time to face the Internet again.' The glare from her laptop screen blinded her for a second and she screamed, 'Iím not ready! Iím not ready to [[IRejectYourReality face the truth!]]' Well, hopefully she ignored the Internet, went back to bed and continued to weep while clutching her otter stuffed animal (itís the closest thing to a Benedict Cumberbatch Real Doll out there)"''

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->''"As ->All I know is donít ever get into a feud with Taylor Swift. She has like 50 million people that will die for her. Itís like an army thatís worse than NorthKorea. You canít step into that arena. That was something I was never prepared for. One of the biggest mistakes of my career was definitely fucking with her.
-->--'''Diplo'''

->As
a Patriots fan living in Virginia, you can imagine how excited I was to find out they'd be doing joint practices with the Redskins. Then I show up to training camp to find myself surrounded by 20,000 women in Brady jerseys. These women screamed for 3 hours nonstop at Tom from the sidelines. Three weeks later and my ears still aren't functioning."''
-->--[[http://deadspin.
functioning.
-->--'''''Deadspin''''', [[http://deadspin.
com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-england-patriots-1629216508 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014!: New England Patriots"]]

->''"Early ->Early this morning, every [[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch Cumberbitch]] woke up and after she used her fingers to chip away the shell of crusty tears that sealed her eyelids shut, she opened her eyes to see her loved one holding an open laptop while saying, 'Itís time to face the Internet again.' The glare from her laptop screen blinded her for a second and she screamed, 'Iím not ready! Iím not ready to [[IRejectYourReality face the truth!]]' Well, hopefully she ignored the Internet, went back to bed and continued to weep while clutching her otter stuffed animal (itís the closest thing to a Benedict Cumberbatch Real Doll out there)"''there)
29th Nov '14 9:54:04 AM johnnyfog
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->''"Early this morning, every [[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch Cumberbitch]] woke up and after she used her fingers to chip away the shell of crusty tears that sealed her eyelids shut, she opened her eyes to see her loved one holding an open laptop while saying, 'Itís time to face the Internet again.' The glare from her laptop screen blinded her for a second and she screamed, 'Iím not ready! Iím not ready to [[IRejectYourReality face the truth!]]' Well, hopefully she ignored the Internet, went back to bed and continued to weep while clutching her otter stuffed animal (itís the closest thing to a Benedict Cumberbatch Real Doll out there)"''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/06/and-here-comes-the-human-lizard-baby-rumors/ Michael K.]]''' on Mrs. Benedict Cumberbatch
10th Nov '14 10:29:36 PM johnnyfog
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->''"As a Patriots fan living in Virginia, you can imagine how excited I was to find out they'd be doing joint practices with the Redskins. Then I show up to training camp to find myself surrounded by 20,000 women in Brady jerseys. These women screamed for 3 hours nonstop at Tom from the sidelines. Three weeks later and my ears still aren't functioning."''
-->--[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-england-patriots-1629216508 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014!: New England Patriots"]]
26th Apr '13 1:59:18 PM XFllo
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-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', "A Tale of Two Tournies"

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-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', "A Tale of Two Tournies"Tournies"
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26th Apr '13 1:58:57 PM XFllo
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-->'''Kate Beckett''': And here's how I found Marvin Fisk. Right out of ''Hell Hath No Fury''.
-->'''Richard Castle''': Looks like I have a fan.
-->'''Kate Beckett''': Yeah, a really ''deranged'' fan.
-->'''Richard Castle''': Oh, you don't look deranged to me.
-->'''Kate Beckett''': ... [[OhCrap What?]]
-->'''Richard Castle''': ''Hell Hath No Fury''? Angry wiccans out for blood? Come on, only hardcore Castle groupies read ''that'' one.
---> '''''Series/{{Castle}}'''''

->'''Duke Devlin''': Welcome to the Duke Devlin love-nasium! I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of inviting my fangirls to watch our duel.
->'''Fangirls''': Oh Dukey you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Dukey! (clap clap) Hey Dukey! (continues in background)
->'''Tea''': It's true what they say: Fangirls ruin everything.
---> '''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', "Shine on You Crazy Devlin"

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-->'''Kate Beckett''': ->'''Kate Beckett:''' And here's how I found Marvin Fisk. Right out of ''Hell Hath No Fury''.
-->'''Richard Castle''': ->'''Richard Castle:''' Looks like I have a fan.
-->'''Kate Beckett''': ->'''Kate Beckett:''' Yeah, a really ''deranged'' fan.
-->'''Richard Castle''': ->'''Richard Castle:''' Oh, you don't look deranged to me.
-->'''Kate Beckett''': ... ->'''Kate Beckett:''' ...[[OhCrap What?]]
-->'''Richard Castle''': ->'''Richard Castle:''' ''Hell Hath No Fury''? Angry wiccans out for blood? Come on, only hardcore Castle groupies read ''that'' one.
---> '''''Series/{{Castle}}'''''

-->-- ''Series/{{Castle}}''

->'''Duke Devlin''': Devlin:''' Welcome to the Duke Devlin love-nasium! I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of inviting my fangirls to watch our duel.
->'''Fangirls''': ->'''Fangirls:''' Oh Dukey you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Dukey! (clap clap) Hey Dukey! (continues in background)
->'''Tea''': ->'''Tea:''' It's true what they say: Fangirls ruin everything.
---> '''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', -->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', "Shine on You Crazy Devlin"



--> The same show, "A Tale of Two Tournies"

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--> The same show, -->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', "A Tale of Two Tournies"
30th Sep '12 7:39:32 AM DoctorNemesis
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-->'''Kate Beckett''': ... What?

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-->'''Kate Beckett''': ... What?[[OhCrap What?]]
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