History Quotes / FamilyUnfriendlyAesop

8th Sep '17 4:35:38 PM HuntingHighandLow
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->'''Ann''': Word of advice to babysitters: Let kids play with medical supplies all of the time!
-->--''Series/ParksAndRecreation'', Women in Garbage.
1st Sep '17 9:45:21 PM Doug86
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->Don’t be too quick to thank a soldier today, America: you could be talking to one of the really shitty ones! This is your Veteran’s Day message from ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey'', America’s foremost military-themed comic strip.

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->Don’t ->Don't be too quick to thank a soldier today, America: you could be talking to one of the really shitty ones! This is your Veteran’s Veteran's Day message from ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey'', America’s America's foremost military-themed comic strip.



->Point is, Wolverine learned that [[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer it’s okay to stab people to death]], as long as they’re the right people, and I think we can all learn a little something from that.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x13-love-in-vain/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'' ("Love in Vain")

->I don’t get why she is agonising over a moment of compassion that help to save an entire species. Get over it, love! Apparently she won't make that mistake again, so I hope there aren’t any [[HoldingOutForAHero civilisations in trouble]] out there, because she would be ‘see ya wouldn’t wanna be ya’ Janeway!

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->Point is, Wolverine learned that [[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer it’s it's okay to stab people to death]], as long as they’re they're the right people, and I think we can all learn a little something from that.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x13-love-in-vain/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'' ''WesternAnimation/XMen'' ("Love in Vain")

->I don’t don't get why she is agonising over a moment of compassion that help to save an entire species. Get over it, love! Apparently she won't make that mistake again, so I hope there aren’t aren't any [[HoldingOutForAHero civilisations in trouble]] out there, because she would be ‘see ya wouldn’t wouldn't wanna be ya’ ya' Janeway!



->''"While it might be reasonable to argue about the morality of developing something like the atom bomb or biological weapons, it seems facile to suggest that [[TheWorldIsNotReady the world’s population is too dumb to survive]] the introduction of an engine that can run on water...''Like Water for Octane'' turns the Lone Gunmen into knock-off versions of the Cigarette-Smoking Man, making many of the same arguments he has used to justify his secrets. In a way, this speaks to a conservatism at the heart of ''The Lone Gunmen.''"''

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->''"While it might be reasonable to argue about the morality of developing something like the atom bomb or biological weapons, it seems facile to suggest that [[TheWorldIsNotReady the world’s world's population is too dumb to survive]] the introduction of an engine that can run on water...''Like Water for Octane'' turns the Lone Gunmen into knock-off versions of the Cigarette-Smoking Man, making many of the same arguments he has used to justify his secrets. In a way, this speaks to a conservatism at the heart of ''The Lone Gunmen.''"''



->Yes people, if you are dying of cancer it’s only because you people don’t BELIEVE enough. Oh and doctors like [Woody] Harrelson’s character that want to cure people and heal them; they are [[ScienceIsBad the REAL problem]]. Don’t be fooled, they are the ones really making you sick. Can you really think of anything more grotesque or malicious? Saying the Haitians made a deal with the devil is pretty bad not quite in my opinion. It is moronic but [[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2012/06/338-pat-robertson.html coming from the source]] you are not surprised. You are surprised when you are torpedoed by the message of ''The Sunchaser''.

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->Yes people, if you are dying of cancer it’s it's only because you people don’t don't BELIEVE enough. Oh and doctors like [Woody] Harrelson’s Harrelson's character that want to cure people and heal them; they are [[ScienceIsBad the REAL problem]]. Don’t Don't be fooled, they are the ones really making you sick. Can you really think of anything more grotesque or malicious? Saying the Haitians made a deal with the devil is pretty bad not quite in my opinion. It is moronic but [[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2012/06/338-pat-robertson.html coming from the source]] you are not surprised. You are surprised when you are torpedoed by the message of ''The Sunchaser''.



->Okay, kids. Sometimes when you're an adult, you have to lie. All of the time about absolutely everything and never show your feelings because it's impolite, sit on them when you die and bury them with you like the ancient egyptians did.

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->Okay, kids. Sometimes when you're an adult, you have to lie. All of the time about absolutely everything and never show your feelings because it's impolite, sit on them when you die and bury them with you like the ancient egyptians Egyptians did.
3rd May '17 11:16:51 AM mariofan1000
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->Okay, kids. Sometimes when you're an adult, you have to lie. All of the time about absolutely everything and never show your feelings because it's impolite, sit on them when you die and bury them with you like the ancient egyptians did.
-->-- '''Nicole Watterson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball''
21st Mar '17 7:16:49 PM DecafGrub47393
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-->--''{{Website/SFDebris}}'' on ''Star Wars: Voyager'', "Flesh and Blood"

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-->--''{{Website/SFDebris}}'' on ''Star Wars: Trek: Voyager'', "Flesh and Blood"
27th Dec '16 9:52:07 AM Theokal3
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->"Truly Chief Mah God learnt a lesson today: Just threaten to kill people, it gets shit done faster."
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}''' in his review of the ''Pocahontas'' Dingo version.
30th Oct '16 6:31:03 PM rjd1922
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->That's right, kids. Don't call 911 if you're being attacked by people who want to kill or kidnap you. Only call for important things, like if your cable goes out and you can't watch ''The WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''. That's what's important!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'''



-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''Pound Puppies And The Legend Of Big Paw''

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-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''Pound Puppies And The Legend Of Big Paw''
''WesternAnimation/PoundPuppiesAndTheLegendOfBigPaw''
5th Oct '16 5:05:34 PM MeekGazelle
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->'''[[WebVideo/YouCanPlayThis JewWario]]:''' Do ya hear that, kids? Reckless endangerment is okay, as long as you're following your heart.
->'''[[WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede Suede]]:''' ''To your death!'' It's the only way you'll be a Pokémon Master!
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca7NWeTEzGM Suede, Linkara and JewWario]]''' review ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie''
12th Jun '16 9:50:58 PM HiJac210
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->'''Lois:''' You know, I hope you are at least learning something from all of this.\\
'''Dewey:''' Yeah. If you do something bad, don't tell!
-->--''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle, Lois Vs. Evil''
21st Mar '16 1:39:33 PM Wildstar93
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->Remember kids, you can talk to your dogs! If for some reason it doesn't work, there's something wrong with you! You should be ashamed of yourself and feel totally awful that you are unable to enjoy your dog! Sorry, we don't know what the fuck's wrong with you. Maybe you're just an idiot.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''Pound Puppies And The Legend Of Big Paw''
5th Feb '16 5:18:09 AM hamonrye
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->[eulogizing] Big Jim was a mentor to me. When I was a kid, he caught me stealin' hubcaps off his car; he said, 'Hubcaps? Kid, don't waste your time stealing the hubcaps -- steal the whole car.

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->[eulogizing] Big Jim was a mentor to me. When I was a kid, he caught me stealin' hubcaps off his car; he said, 'Hubcaps? Kid, don't waste your time stealing the hubcaps -- steal the whole car.'
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