History Quotes / FakeNationality

23rd Jan '16 11:57:52 AM nombretomado
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->Either [[StevenSeagal Seagal]] is the biggest fraud on the planet or he genuinely happens to transcend race and transforms into new ethnicities over time, kind of like a fucked up [[Series/DoctorWho Dr Who]].

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->Either [[StevenSeagal [[Creator/StevenSeagal Seagal]] is the biggest fraud on the planet or he genuinely happens to transcend race and transforms into new ethnicities over time, kind of like a fucked up [[Series/DoctorWho Dr Who]].
27th Aug '15 5:17:17 PM nombretomado
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-->--'''[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Mike Nelson]]''' (again) on ''Film/OverdrawnAtTheMemoryBank''

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-->--'''[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 -->--'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Mike Nelson]]''' (again) on ''Film/OverdrawnAtTheMemoryBank''
4th Jun '15 8:53:11 PM NitaBeeta
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-->--'''[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow T. Robot]]''' on ''Film/OverdrawnAtTheMemoryBank''

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-->--'''[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow T. Robot]]''' Mike Nelson]]''' (again) on ''Film/OverdrawnAtTheMemoryBank''
4th Jun '15 8:53:11 PM NitaBeeta
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3rd Jun '15 3:41:17 AM johnnyfog
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->Either [[StevenSeagal Seagal]] is the biggest fraud on the planet or he genuinely happens to transcend race and transforms into new ethnicities over time, kind of like a fucked up [[Series/DoctorWho Dr Who]].
-->--[[http://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/the-ridiculousness-of-steven-seagal-part-1/ "The Ridiculousness of Steven Seagal"]]
1st Jun '15 3:32:46 AM johnnyfog
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->They should’ve known that ''{{Film/Aloha}}'' wouldn’t end well as soon as Film/EmmaStone was cast as a woman named Allison Ng who is a quarter Hawaiian, a quarter Chinese and a quarter Swedish. The Swedish part must have eaten the Chinese and Hawaiian parts.

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->They should’ve known that ''{{Film/Aloha}}'' wouldn’t end well as soon as Film/EmmaStone Creator/EmmaStone was cast as a woman named Allison Ng who is a quarter Hawaiian, a quarter Chinese and a quarter Swedish. The Swedish part must have eaten the Chinese and Hawaiian parts.
1st Jun '15 3:31:49 AM johnnyfog
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->The Creator/StevenSeagal of today is a bloated cartoon-Buddhist in a buttoned-up circus tent, a spiritual blues warrior, shilling his own-brand energy drink and raving about how Obama should be impeached. He's the ultimate in {{yellowface}}, clad in velvet and claiming to be [[NapoleonDelusion a reincarnated 17th century Tibetan Lama]]...With its cultural links to the colourful world of organised crime, Seagal is vocally proud of his Italian heritage, despite his Irish mother and Jewish father, and has an Asian grandmother on his father's side, lineage he deduced from a photograph – ''“All I have is a picture of my father’s family, and they… got pretty slanted eyes. And Asian clothes. I don’t know what they are. [[AllAsiansAreAlike But something Asian.]]”''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''Smoke & Mirrors and Steven Seagal''



->So yes, our Cuban gangsters are currently being played by the priest from ''Film/TheAmityvilleHorror'' and Julia Roberts’ brother. Making this even more glaring is that all the other bad guys in the film (with the exception of Ned) are played by actual Latinos. I guess Edward James Olmos and Andy Garcia were busy that year.
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/TheSpecialist''



->It's set in Romania, but you'd never guess that from the hilarious butcherings of Olde Englishe accents exhibited by about half the characters. Some actors like Creator/MichaelMadsen [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent don't even bother trying]], much like Creator/KevinCostner and Christian Slater in their [[Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves Robin Hood movie]]. But there's nothing, and I mean nothing more hilarious than watching Creator/MichelleRodriguez scowl and [[FakeBrit attempt a British accent]]. It's like watching your mother try to open a can of pickles.

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->It's set in Romania, but you'd never guess that from the hilarious butcherings of Olde Englishe accents exhibited by about half the characters. Some actors like Creator/MichaelMadsen [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent don't even bother trying]], much like Creator/KevinCostner and Christian Slater in their [[Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves Robin Hood movie]]. But ->But there's nothing, and I mean nothing more hilarious than watching Creator/MichelleRodriguez scowl and [[FakeBrit attempt a British accent]]. It's like watching your mother try to open a can of pickles.


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->They should’ve known that ''{{Film/Aloha}}'' wouldn’t end well as soon as Film/EmmaStone was cast as a woman named Allison Ng who is a quarter Hawaiian, a quarter Chinese and a quarter Swedish. The Swedish part must have eaten the Chinese and Hawaiian parts.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/05/31/that-movie-where-emma-stone-plays-part-asian-only-made-10-million-this-weekend/ Michael K.]]''', "That Movie Where Emma Stone Plays Part-Asian Only Made $10 Million"
18th May '15 5:22:00 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Creator/HughJackman''''s [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Terhj8mjPwY opening monologue]] for the 81st AcademyAwards

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-->-- '''Creator/HughJackman''''s [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Terhj8mjPwY opening monologue]] for the 81st AcademyAwards
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29th Apr '15 1:20:57 PM Blazer
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->You're all from Nebraska! Cut it out!
-->-- '''Mike Nelson''' about three characters, ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E18TheAtomicBrain Mystery Science Theater 3000, "The Atomic Brain"]]''
18th Apr '15 2:37:00 AM Morgenthaler
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->It's set in Romania, but you'd never guess that from the hilarious butcherings of Olde Englishe accents exhibited by about half the characters. Some actors like MichaelMadsen [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent don't even bother trying]], much like Creator/KevinCostner and Christian Slater in their [[Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves Robin Hood movie]]. But there's nothing, and I mean nothing more hilarious than watching Creator/MichelleRodriguez scowl and [[FakeBrit attempt a British accent]]. It's like watching your mother try to open a can of pickles.

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->It's set in Romania, but you'd never guess that from the hilarious butcherings of Olde Englishe accents exhibited by about half the characters. Some actors like MichaelMadsen Creator/MichaelMadsen [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent don't even bother trying]], much like Creator/KevinCostner and Christian Slater in their [[Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves Robin Hood movie]]. But there's nothing, and I mean nothing more hilarious than watching Creator/MichelleRodriguez scowl and [[FakeBrit attempt a British accent]]. It's like watching your mother try to open a can of pickles.
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