History Quotes / ExpositionFairy

20th May '17 10:41:30 AM nombretomado
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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''

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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: ''VideoGame/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''
11th May '17 1:40:55 AM Anddrix
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->HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HELLO! HEY! WATCH OUT! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! WATCH OUT!
-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmjppNkqszk&feature=related Navi]]''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime''

->'''''SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!'''''
-->-- '''Link''', [[WebVideo/ThereWillBeBrawl "There Will Be Brawl."]]

->I don't really mind the owl, but I find it a bit strange that we never discover a shed of information about who or ''what'' he is and why he would want to help Link. Considering how much of a blank slate he is, I like to imagine it's [[Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto Shiggy]] himself speaking to me directly -- bit like an [[OverprotectiveDad overprotective father]]. He ''wants'' to let you have a good time, but he's gonna make DAMN sure you know where the item sub-screen is first, just in case.
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o908SWJ8ulc Matthewmatosis]]''' on ''Ocarina of Time''

->Now listen to me, if everyone was critical about everything all the time, the world would be a dull place. So let's start with the positives: At least it gave me a millisecond's preview of the game before '''''[[SuddenlyShouting SHOVING A HINT IN MY FUCKIN' FACE]]'''''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{JonTron}}''' plays ''{{Disney/Hercules}}''

->It could be that the average Joe Scumfuck is now tech-literate enough that we no longer need a Baby's First Console to slowly and patiently introduce to the dumb-dumbs all the wonders of the magic glowing box.
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on the [[UsefulNotes/WiiU Wii U]]

->''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty Metal Gear Solid 2]]'' was the world's first tactical nagging simulator.
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-video-games-that-just-didnt-get-it-and-6-that-did/ "5 Video Games That Just Didn't Get It (And 6 That Did)"]]

->'''Roll:''' Mega Man! Mega Man! There's a hole in the zipline that you--\\
''(Creator/{{Egoraptor}} [[TalkToTheFist punches Roll in the jaw]])''\\
'''Creator/{{Egoraptor}}:''' '''''No, SHADDAP!!''''' I don't '''''NEED''''' you!
-->-- ''Sequelitis'', ''VideoGame/MegaManX''
10th May '17 7:31:27 PM Caswin
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->Who the hell is this guy? "Hail fellow adventurer!" Terry the Adventurer? His name is Terry? Who the fuck is Terry? Seriously! ''Who?'' What the fuck is Terry doing here? ''How'' did Terry get here? ''Why'' did Te -- [laughs] Is Terry here to rescue the Mayor, too? I mean, he's gotta be, right? Why else i... Did Lord British hire Terry? I mean, he should, because this guy is awesome! I mean, he got here first; he's better than me, looks like. Shit, Terry, looks like you got this one handled, man. Honestly, I think I'd just get in your way.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''
27th Apr '17 7:14:31 PM WaterBlap
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''(Egoraptor [[TalkToTheFist punches Roll in the jaw]])''\\
'''{{Egoraptor}}:''' '''''No, SHADDAP!!''''' I don't '''''NEED''''' you!

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''(Egoraptor ''(Creator/{{Egoraptor}} [[TalkToTheFist punches Roll in the jaw]])''\\
'''{{Egoraptor}}:''' '''Creator/{{Egoraptor}}:''' '''''No, SHADDAP!!''''' I don't '''''NEED''''' you!
23rd Apr '17 3:36:40 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Link''', [[ThereWillBeBrawl "There Will Be Brawl."]]

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-->-- '''Link''', [[ThereWillBeBrawl [[WebVideo/ThereWillBeBrawl "There Will Be Brawl."]]
12th Jun '16 10:39:05 PM FreeJaffa
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-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-video-games-that-just-didnt-get-it-and-6-that-did/ "5 Video Games That Just Didn't Get (And 6 That Did)"]]

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-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-video-games-that-just-didnt-get-it-and-6-that-did/ "5 Video Games That Just Didn't Get It (And 6 That Did)"]]
15th Jan '16 8:09:35 AM Anddrix
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->It could be that the average Joe Scumfuck is now tech-literate enough that we no longer need a Baby's First Console to slowly and patiently introduce to the [[ViewersAreMorons dumb-dumbs]] all the wonders of the magic glowing box.

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->It could be that the average Joe Scumfuck is now tech-literate enough that we no longer need a Baby's First Console to slowly and patiently introduce to the [[ViewersAreMorons dumb-dumbs]] dumb-dumbs all the wonders of the magic glowing box.
24th Oct '15 11:49:43 AM nombretomado
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-->-- '''{{JonTron}}''' plays ''{{Disney/Hercules}}''

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-->-- '''{{JonTron}}''' '''WebVideo/{{JonTron}}''' plays ''{{Disney/Hercules}}''
23rd Sep '15 8:44:44 AM hamonrye
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->I don't really mind the owl, but I find it a bit strange that we never discover a shed of information about who or ''what'' he is and why he would want to help Link. Considering how much of a blank slate he is, I like to imagine it's [[Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto Shiggy]] himself speaking to me directly -- bit like an overprotective father. He ''wants'' to let you have a good time, but he's gonna make DAMN sure you know where the item sub-screen is first, just in case.

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->I don't really mind the owl, but I find it a bit strange that we never discover a shed of information about who or ''what'' he is and why he would want to help Link. Considering how much of a blank slate he is, I like to imagine it's [[Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto Shiggy]] himself speaking to me directly -- bit like an [[OverprotectiveDad overprotective father.father]]. He ''wants'' to let you have a good time, but he's gonna make DAMN sure you know where the item sub-screen is first, just in case.
23rd Sep '15 8:43:52 AM hamonrye
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->SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!

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->SHUT ->'''''SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!NAVI!'''''



->I don't really mind the owl, but I find it a bit strange that we never discover a shed of information about who or ''what'' he is and why he would want to help Link. Considering how much of a blank slate he is, I like to imagine it's [[Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto Shiggy]] himself speaking to me directly -- bit like an overprotective father. He ''wants'' to let you have a good time, but he's gonna make DAMN sure you know where the item sub-screen is first, just in case.
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o908SWJ8ulc Matthewmatosis]]''' on ''Ocarina of Time''



->Next thing, I'm in an 8-bit platformer getting nagged by Naggi the Patronizing Firefly. "[[AC:press A to jump"? thanks, you're a fucking genius. now leave me alone."]] My 8-bit self says it all.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/TheAngryVideoGameNerdAdventures''

->It could be that the average Joe Scumfuck is now tech-literate enough that we no longer need a Baby's First Console to slowly and patiently introduce to the dumb-dumbs all the wonders of the magic glowing box.
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on the WiiU

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->Next thing, I'm in an 8-bit platformer getting nagged by Naggi the Patronizing Firefly. "[[AC:press A to jump"? thanks, you're a fucking genius. now leave me alone."]] My 8-bit self says it all.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/TheAngryVideoGameNerdAdventures''

->It could be that the average Joe Scumfuck is now tech-literate enough that we no longer need a Baby's First Console to slowly and patiently introduce to the dumb-dumbs [[ViewersAreMorons dumb-dumbs]] all the wonders of the magic glowing box.
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on the WiiU
[[UsefulNotes/WiiU Wii U]]



'''{{Egoraptor}}:''' '''''No, SHADDAP!!''''' I don't '''''NEED''''' you! Because look: the game shows me what it is! Before I even feel confident enough to jump down, another platform moves over, and '''''WHOOSH! OKAY!''''' So, there you go! I fall to my death. I'm glad I knew that, so it wasn't fuckin'...shoved down my throat by a... robot or whatever!!

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'''{{Egoraptor}}:''' '''''No, SHADDAP!!''''' I don't '''''NEED''''' you! Because look: the game shows me what it is! Before I even feel confident enough to jump down, another platform moves over, and '''''WHOOSH! OKAY!''''' So, there you go! I fall to my death. I'm glad I knew that, so it wasn't fuckin'...shoved down my throat by a... robot or whatever!!you!
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