History Quotes / ExpositionFairy

12th Jun '16 10:39:05 PM FreeJaffa
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-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-video-games-that-just-didnt-get-it-and-6-that-did/ "5 Video Games That Just Didn't Get (And 6 That Did)"]]

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-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-video-games-that-just-didnt-get-it-and-6-that-did/ "5 Video Games That Just Didn't Get It (And 6 That Did)"]]
15th Jan '16 8:09:35 AM Anddrix
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->It could be that the average Joe Scumfuck is now tech-literate enough that we no longer need a Baby's First Console to slowly and patiently introduce to the [[ViewersAreMorons dumb-dumbs]] all the wonders of the magic glowing box.

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->It could be that the average Joe Scumfuck is now tech-literate enough that we no longer need a Baby's First Console to slowly and patiently introduce to the [[ViewersAreMorons dumb-dumbs]] dumb-dumbs all the wonders of the magic glowing box.
24th Oct '15 11:49:43 AM nombretomado
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-->-- '''{{JonTron}}''' plays ''{{Disney/Hercules}}''

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-->-- '''{{JonTron}}''' '''WebVideo/{{JonTron}}''' plays ''{{Disney/Hercules}}''
23rd Sep '15 8:44:44 AM hamonrye
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->I don't really mind the owl, but I find it a bit strange that we never discover a shed of information about who or ''what'' he is and why he would want to help Link. Considering how much of a blank slate he is, I like to imagine it's [[Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto Shiggy]] himself speaking to me directly -- bit like an overprotective father. He ''wants'' to let you have a good time, but he's gonna make DAMN sure you know where the item sub-screen is first, just in case.

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->I don't really mind the owl, but I find it a bit strange that we never discover a shed of information about who or ''what'' he is and why he would want to help Link. Considering how much of a blank slate he is, I like to imagine it's [[Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto Shiggy]] himself speaking to me directly -- bit like an [[OverprotectiveDad overprotective father.father]]. He ''wants'' to let you have a good time, but he's gonna make DAMN sure you know where the item sub-screen is first, just in case.
23rd Sep '15 8:43:52 AM hamonrye
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->SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!

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->SHUT ->'''''SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!NAVI!'''''



->I don't really mind the owl, but I find it a bit strange that we never discover a shed of information about who or ''what'' he is and why he would want to help Link. Considering how much of a blank slate he is, I like to imagine it's [[Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto Shiggy]] himself speaking to me directly -- bit like an overprotective father. He ''wants'' to let you have a good time, but he's gonna make DAMN sure you know where the item sub-screen is first, just in case.
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o908SWJ8ulc Matthewmatosis]]''' on ''Ocarina of Time''



->Next thing, I'm in an 8-bit platformer getting nagged by Naggi the Patronizing Firefly. "[[AC:press A to jump"? thanks, you're a fucking genius. now leave me alone."]] My 8-bit self says it all.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/TheAngryVideoGameNerdAdventures''

->It could be that the average Joe Scumfuck is now tech-literate enough that we no longer need a Baby's First Console to slowly and patiently introduce to the dumb-dumbs all the wonders of the magic glowing box.
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on the WiiU

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->Next thing, I'm in an 8-bit platformer getting nagged by Naggi the Patronizing Firefly. "[[AC:press A to jump"? thanks, you're a fucking genius. now leave me alone."]] My 8-bit self says it all.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/TheAngryVideoGameNerdAdventures''

->It could be that the average Joe Scumfuck is now tech-literate enough that we no longer need a Baby's First Console to slowly and patiently introduce to the dumb-dumbs [[ViewersAreMorons dumb-dumbs]] all the wonders of the magic glowing box.
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on the WiiU
[[UsefulNotes/WiiU Wii U]]



'''{{Egoraptor}}:''' '''''No, SHADDAP!!''''' I don't '''''NEED''''' you! Because look: the game shows me what it is! Before I even feel confident enough to jump down, another platform moves over, and '''''WHOOSH! OKAY!''''' So, there you go! I fall to my death. I'm glad I knew that, so it wasn't fuckin'...shoved down my throat by a... robot or whatever!!

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'''{{Egoraptor}}:''' '''''No, SHADDAP!!''''' I don't '''''NEED''''' you! Because look: the game shows me what it is! Before I even feel confident enough to jump down, another platform moves over, and '''''WHOOSH! OKAY!''''' So, there you go! I fall to my death. I'm glad I knew that, so it wasn't fuckin'...shoved down my throat by a... robot or whatever!!you!
3rd Feb '15 8:54:38 AM johnnyfog
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->This game could've been good, almost awesome, but half the time you're not even playing the game; you're just wading through text boxes.\\\
"[[AC:use the jump button to get over the rock]]"? This game treats you like an '''idiot!''' You can't do ''anything!'' Every step you take, the game pauses and another text block comes up! It's like ''CastlevaniaIISimonsQuest'' [=x1000.=] It's like they took '''[[ScrappyMechanic the most annoying part]]''' of one game and it made it a '''whole''' game twenty years later. This game is so recent, it came out after I already critiqued ''Simon's Quest''.\\\
Couldn't anybody learn? I was already 11 episodes in by the time this shit hit the market, in October 2006!
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''WesternAnimation/Ben10'' for [=HyperScan=]
3rd Feb '15 8:54:04 AM johnnyfog
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->Now listen to me, if everyone was critical about everything all the time, the world would be a dull place. So let's start with the positives: At least it gave me a millisecond's preview of the game before [[SuddenlyShouting SHOVING A HINT IN MY FUCKIN' FACE]]

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->Now listen to me, if everyone was critical about everything all the time, the world would be a dull place. So let's start with the positives: At least it gave me a millisecond's preview of the game before [[SuddenlyShouting '''''[[SuddenlyShouting SHOVING A HINT IN MY FUCKIN' FACE]]FACE]]'''''


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->Next thing, I'm in an 8-bit platformer getting nagged by Naggi the Patronizing Firefly. "[[AC:press A to jump"? thanks, you're a fucking genius. now leave me alone."]] My 8-bit self says it all.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/TheAngryVideoGameNerdAdventures''
30th Jan '15 9:14:07 PM johnnyfog
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'''{{Egoraptor}}:''' '''''No, SHADDAP!!''''' I don't '''''NEED''''' you! Because look: the game shows me what it is! Before I even feel confident enough to jump down, another platform moves over, and whoosh! OK! So, there you go! I fall to my death. I'm glad I knew that, so it wasn't fuckin'...shoved down my throat by a... robot or whatever!!

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'''{{Egoraptor}}:''' '''''No, SHADDAP!!''''' I don't '''''NEED''''' you! Because look: the game shows me what it is! Before I even feel confident enough to jump down, another platform moves over, and whoosh! OK! '''''WHOOSH! OKAY!''''' So, there you go! I fall to my death. I'm glad I knew that, so it wasn't fuckin'...shoved down my throat by a... robot or whatever!!
30th Jan '15 9:13:46 PM johnnyfog
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'''{{Egoraptor}}:''' No, '''shaddap'''! I don't '''need''' you! Because look: the game shows me what it is! Before I even feel confident enough to jump down, another platform moves over, and whoosh! OK! So, there you go! I fall to my death. I'm glad I knew that, so it wasn't fuckin'...shoved down my throat by a... robot or whatever!!"

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'''{{Egoraptor}}:''' No, '''shaddap'''! '''''No, SHADDAP!!''''' I don't '''need''' '''''NEED''''' you! Because look: the game shows me what it is! Before I even feel confident enough to jump down, another platform moves over, and whoosh! OK! So, there you go! I fall to my death. I'm glad I knew that, so it wasn't fuckin'...shoved down my throat by a... robot or whatever!!"whatever!!
30th Jan '15 9:11:12 PM johnnyfog
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->This game could've been good, almost awesome but half the time you're not even playing the game; you're just wading through text boxes.\\\

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->This game could've been good, almost awesome awesome, but half the time you're not even playing the game; you're just wading through text boxes.\\\
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