History Quotes / EvilIsPetty

23rd Jan '16 5:32:03 PM Dravencour
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->[[AC:all your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends, because of how unlikable you are. it says so right here in your personnel file. "unlikable; [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment liked by no one; a bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.]]" Shall. Not. Be Mourned. that's exactly what it says. very formal. fery official. [[BigStupidDooDooHead it also says you were adopted]].]]
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->[[AC:all ->[[AC:All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends, because of how unlikable you are. it It says so right here in your personnel file. "unlikable; "Unlikable; [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment liked by no one; a bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.]]" Shall. Not. Be Mourned. that's That's exactly what it says. very Very formal. fery Very official. [[BigStupidDooDooHead it It also says you were adopted]].]]
13th Jan '16 4:11:47 PM nombretomado
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-->--'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2013/12/04/dirty-2005-chris-fisher/ on]] ''Dirty'' (2005)
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-->--'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment -->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2013/12/04/dirty-2005-chris-fisher/ on]] ''Dirty'' (2005)
3rd Dec '15 9:17:21 AM namingway
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->''"That is, after all, the only way to justify the briefing he gives to the mobsters explaining Operation: Grand Slam, save for the fact that the script needed to [[TheBigBoard outline his plan to the audience]]. He kills all the gangsters anyway, but it seems a rather inefficient way of relaying information. However, it makes perfect sense for his character, who desperately wants to prove his own superiority, and to boast about all his fancy possessions. ''“I did enjoy your briefing,”'' Bond comments. Goldfinger responds. ''“So did I.”'' And, in the end, it seems that’s all that matters to Goldfinger."'' -->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2012/10/04/a-view-to-a-bond-baddie-auric-goldfinger/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''{{Film/Goldfinger}}''
1st Dec '15 10:09:07 AM namingway
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->'''Jessica''': Don't listen to [[[BigBad Kilgrave]]], don't talk to him.\\
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->'''Jessica''': Don't listen to [[[BigBad Kilgrave]]], Kilgrave, don't talk to him.\\

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->'''Jessica''': Don't listen to [[[BigBad Kilgrave]]], don't talk to him.\\[[folder:Music]] ->''And as funny as it may seem,\\ Some people get their kicks\\ Stompin' on a dream'' -->--"That's Life", '''Marion Montgomery''' [[/folder]]
1st Dec '15 8:12:24 AM babyhenchy1
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-->--''Series/JessicaJones''
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-->--''Series/JessicaJones'' -->--''Series/JessicaJones2015''
25th Nov '15 7:21:13 PM Theokal3
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-->--Series/JessicaJones
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-->--Series/JessicaJones -->--''Series/JessicaJones''
25th Nov '15 7:17:28 PM Theokal3
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->'''Jessica''': Don't listen to [[[BigBad Kilgrave]]], don't talk to him.\\ '''Jeri''': Right, because [[CompellingVoice he will mind control me]].\\ '''Jessica''': No, because he's an asshole. -->--Series/JessicaJones
11th Oct '15 6:33:29 PM hamonrye
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->''"The saga of Ocean Marketing began with a guy named Dave contacting Ocean Marketing about his order of two Avenger game controllers. He began a correspondence with company representative Paul Christoforo, who, over the course of four emails, went from [[ForInconveniencePressOne unhelpful dumbass]] to legendary dick. Paul's response to reasonable questions was telling a customer that he was going to keep the things he bought and sell them for inflated prices on [=eBay=]. You should also keep in mind that these controllers are specialized for disabled gamers, and Paul had to know that there was a very likely chance that [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain he was threatening to steal from a handicapped person]]... In our online world of moral ambiguity and rampant fuckheadedness, Paul Christoforo was a villain [[EvenEvilHasStandards everyone could finally agree on]]. He was a thief, a douchebag, a liar, an {{attention whore}} and a moron, and in one day we [[LaserGuidedKarma watched the consequences of all those things hit him at once]]. We got to witness the actual people he was [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections name-dropping]] tell him [[SmallNameBigEgo they didn't know him]]. We got to see him literally beg for mercy right before he tried and failed [[IgnoredEpiphany to extort the company firing him.]] If you gave the smartest person on the planet a keyboard, held a gun to their head and told them to ruin their own life, they would have a hard time doing it any more efficiently."''
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->''"The saga of Ocean Marketing began with a guy named Dave contacting Ocean Marketing about his order of two Avenger game controllers. He began a correspondence with company representative Paul Christoforo, who, over the course of four emails, went from [[ForInconveniencePressOne unhelpful dumbass]] to legendary dick. Paul's response to reasonable questions was telling a customer that he was going to keep the things he bought and sell them for inflated prices on [=eBay=]. You should also keep in mind that these controllers are specialized for disabled gamers, and Paul had to know that there was a very likely chance that [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain he was threatening to steal from a handicapped person]]... In our online world of moral ambiguity and rampant fuckheadedness, Paul Christoforo was a villain [[EvenEvilHasStandards everyone could finally agree on]]. He was a thief, a douchebag, a liar, an {{attention whore}} and a moron, and in one day we [[LaserGuidedKarma watched the consequences of all those things hit him at once]]. We got to witness the actual people he was [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections name-dropping]] tell him [[SmallNameBigEgo they didn't know him]]. We got to see him literally beg for mercy right before he tried and failed [[IgnoredEpiphany to extort the company firing him.]] If you gave the smartest person on the planet a keyboard, held a gun to their head and told them to ruin their own life, they would have a hard time doing it any more efficiently.person]]."''

->''"This is, to my mind, the amazing thing about Theodore Beale. It is not just that he is a [[{{Blackshirt}} frothing fascist]], but that he believes that the best possible thing he can do with his magical genetic access to Divine Truth is to try to [[VoteEarlyVoteOften disrupt the Hugo Awards]]...''[Larry]'' Correia says that “most of me and Brad’s communication with Vox consists of us asking him to be nice and not burn it all down out of spite.” I have no trouble believing that -- certainly it's easier to believe than Brad Torgersen's earlier claim that Beale is "a gentleman." But why are they willing to work with such a man to accomplish their goals? What is it about this man who thinks that [[HearingVoices God imbued him with magic genes and a divine quest to make science fiction more fascist]] said “good ally” to them? What seemed so important about getting some stories they liked Hugos that they decided it was worth allying with Theodore Beale to do it?"''
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->''"This is, to my mind, the amazing thing about Theodore Beale. It is not just that he is a [[{{Blackshirt}} frothing fascist]], but that he believes that the best possible thing he can do with his magical genetic access to Divine Truth is to try to [[VoteEarlyVoteOften disrupt the Hugo Awards]]...''[Larry]'' Correia says that “most of me and Brad’s communication with Vox consists of us asking him to be nice and not burn it all down out of spite.” I have no trouble believing that -- certainly it's easier to believe than Brad Torgersen's earlier claim that Beale is "a gentleman." But why are they willing to work with such a man to accomplish their goals? What is it about this man who thinks that [[HearingVoices God imbued him with magic genes and a divine quest to make science fiction more fascist]] said “good ally” to them? What seemed so important about getting some stories they liked Hugos that they decided it was worth allying with Theodore Beale to do it?"''Awards]]."''

->''"Megan Fox wanted to use the library computers in the children's section. Unfortunately for her the library refused to let her do so and Fox was unwilling to go to the adult section of the library because she alleges that [[TheInternetIsForPorn people watch pornography on the computers in that section.]] Fox and a friend filed over 130 FOIA requests to the Orland Public Library, some [[{{Troll}} objectively frivolous]] (why does such and such dress like Santa Claus?).. The library is required by law to respond to every request, although it is permitted to respond that it will not comply with the request and it is permitted to charge the requestor for copying charges and up to $10 an hour for employee time devoted to responding to the request. Nonetheless, the library claims to have hired two full time employees to handle Fox's FOIA requests. To date, Fox's FOIA requests cost the library over $125,000."'' -->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki''''' on [=YouTube=] personality Megan Fox
8th Sep '15 4:58:40 PM Theokal3
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->"He didn't stick around to kill Bob, he just just broke his gun and drank all of his fluid; because in this movie, [[SerialKiller Jason]]'s a dick!"
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->"He didn't stick around to kill Bob, he just just broke his gun and drank all of his fluid; because in this movie, [[SerialKiller Jason]]'s a dick!"
26th Aug '15 3:23:52 PM Tgunxd
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->''Lies and thieves, cheats and steals!'' ->''My treacherous villainy makes me squeal!'' ->''I never tip, I butt in line,'' ->''I never clean the dishes and it suits me fine!'' ->''I'm so pleased, I'm such a sleaze!'' ->''This bad guy thing's a breeze!'' -->-- King K Rool, DonkeyKongCountry
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