History Quotes / EverythingTryingToKillYou

25th May '16 7:48:56 PM magmablock
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->Did I just die by walking into the fucking ''door!?'' Yeah, everything kills you. Literally everything.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/DragonsLair'' for the NES
20th May '16 1:06:23 PM Beedle
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-->- Turning the above UpToEleven, ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''

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-->- -->-- Turning the above UpToEleven, ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''



-->- '''[[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?p=11448858#post11448858 Where I Watch: My Little Pony]]''', post #72

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-->- -->-- '''[[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?p=11448858#post11448858 Where I Watch: My Little Pony]]''', post #72
20th May '16 1:05:26 PM Beedle
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-->- One of many ''Videogame/NetHack'' death messages.

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-->- -->-- One of many ''Videogame/NetHack'' death messages.
6th Mar '16 3:55:15 PM nombretomado
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->[[MyLittlePony Dream Valley]] is constantly out to kill you. It's like [[AustralianWildlife Australia]], [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Sunnydale]] and TabletopGame/{{Ravenloft}} met at an orgy, and spawned this aberration, then woke up in the morning and freaked out when they realized [[TheCareBears Care-A-Lot]] and [[PrincessClassic Disneyland]] had also participated.

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->[[MyLittlePony Dream Valley]] is constantly out to kill you. It's like [[AustralianWildlife Australia]], [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Sunnydale]] and TabletopGame/{{Ravenloft}} met at an orgy, and spawned this aberration, then woke up in the morning and freaked out when they realized [[TheCareBears [[Franchise/CareBears Care-A-Lot]] and [[PrincessClassic Disneyland]] had also participated.
24th Oct '15 11:49:29 AM nombretomado
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-->--'''{{Jontron}}''' plays ''California Games''

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-->--'''{{Jontron}}''' -->--'''WebVideo/{{Jontron}}''' plays ''California Games''
5th Aug '15 10:21:01 PM johnnyfog
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->That tiny little blue thing with the tiny little white thing on top is the Trashman. You had to move him to each house, grab the trash can, take it to the garbage cart thing on the street and empty it. I know, it sounds impossible to achieve. But you also had to dodge cars, watch out for dogs who’d bite your leg and deal with homeowners who wanted you to look at ''“their broken TVs”'' (read: do ’em in the morning and then just walk away. I know, it’s supposed to be a children’s game!). Young ass gamers these days don’t know how hard we had it. They think they have it hard when they have to complete a mission by killing 45 bad guys with nothing but 1 gun and they have to do it in 30 seconds. We had to dodge 1-bit cars! Get off my 1-bit lawn!

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->That tiny little blue thing with the tiny little white thing on top is the Trashman. You had to move him to each house, grab the trash can, take it to the garbage cart thing on the street and empty it. I know, it sounds impossible to achieve. But you also had to dodge cars, watch out for dogs who’d bite your leg and deal with homeowners who wanted you to look at ''“their broken TVs”'' [=TVs=]”'' (read: do ’em in the morning and then just walk away. I know, it’s supposed to be a children’s game!). Young ass gamers these days don’t know how hard we had it. They think they have it hard when they have to complete a mission by killing 45 bad guys with nothing but 1 gun and they have to do it in 30 seconds. We had to dodge 1-bit cars! Get off my 1-bit lawn!
5th Aug '15 10:20:50 PM johnnyfog
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->That tiny little blue thing with the tiny little white thing on top is the Trashman. You had to move him to each house, grab the trash can, take it to the garbage cart thing on the street and empty it. I know, it sounds impossible to achieve. But you also had to dodge cars, watch out for dogs who’d bite your leg and deal with homeowners who wanted you to look at ''“their broken TVs”'' (read: do ’em in the morning and then just walk away. I know, it’s supposed to be a children’s game!). Young ass gamers these days don’t know how hard we had it. They think they have it hard when they have to complete a mission by killing 45 bad guys with nothing but 1 gun and they have to do it in 30 seconds. We had to dodge 1-bit cars! Get off my 1-bit lawn!
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/22/hot-slut-of-the-day-709/ Michael K.]]''' on ''[[{{Commodore64}} Trashman]]''
26th Jul '15 9:11:10 AM johnnyfog
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->This is no town, [[VideoGame/ZeldaIITheAdventureOfLink like in a Zelda game]]. These people don't want to talk to you, oh, no. They simply want you ''dead.'' For what reason, I cannot imagine...What did the good doctor do to make everybody so upset? I can see the townspeople sittin' at the local pub, talkin' about him all day. ''"Yeah, ya see Jekyll, ya see him? Ya see him walkin'? He '''''[[FeelingOppressedByTheirExistence just keeps fuckin' walkin'!]]''''' I don't like him. Think he's an asshole"''...Geez, wouldn't this be a good reason to call off the wedding? I mean, he has had ''quite'' a day. Wonder how the bride's been doing? She's probably worried about, I dunno, her dress or the color of the fucking flowers or some shit. Next thing, the groom shows up covered in [[AshFace bomb ashes]] and [[CoveredInGunge bird shit.]] ''"Sorry, honey, I'm late! I had quite a day.'' '''''All living creatures''''' ''in the whole fucking town tried to kill me, that's all!"'' What makes him think the church is gonna be any better? Is the priest gonna [[BadassPreacher throw candles at him?]] Is Jesus gonna [[KungFuJesus climb off the fucking cross and start hittin' him with it?]]

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->This is no town, [[VideoGame/ZeldaIITheAdventureOfLink like in a Zelda game]]. These people don't want to talk to you, oh, no. They simply want you ''dead.'' For what reason, I cannot imagine...What did the good doctor do to make everybody so upset? I can see the townspeople sittin' at the local pub, talkin' about him all day. ''"Yeah, ya see Jekyll, ya see him? Ya see him walkin'? He '''''[[FeelingOppressedByTheirExistence just keeps fuckin' walkin'!]]''''' I don't like him. Think he's an asshole"''...Geez, ->Geez, wouldn't this be a good reason to call off the wedding? I mean, he has had ''quite'' a day. Wonder how the bride's been doing? She's probably worried about, I dunno, her dress or the color of the fucking flowers or some shit. Next thing, the groom shows up covered in [[AshFace bomb ashes]] and [[CoveredInGunge bird shit.]] ''"Sorry, honey, I'm late! I had quite a day.'' '''''All living creatures''''' ''in the whole fucking town tried to kill me, that's all!"'' What makes him think the church is gonna be any better? Is the priest gonna [[BadassPreacher throw candles at him?]] Is Jesus gonna [[KungFuJesus climb off the fucking cross and start hittin' him with it?]]
5th Jul '15 2:07:33 PM Prfnoff
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-->-- '''Mike Fireball''' [[http://progressiveboink.com/archive/simpsonsarcade.html on]] ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' (arcade cabinet)

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-->-- '''Mike Fireball''' [[http://progressiveboink.com/archive/simpsonsarcade.html on]] ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' (arcade cabinet)
''VideoGame/TheSimpsons''
21st May '15 2:01:45 AM justanid
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->[[MyLittlePony Dream Valley]] is constantly out to kill you. It's like [[AustralianWildlife Australia]], [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Sunnydale]] and {{Ravenloft}} met at an orgy, and spawned this abberation, then woke up in the morning and freaked out when they realized [[TheCareBears Care-A-Lot]] and [[PrincessClassic Disneyland]] had also participated.

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->[[MyLittlePony Dream Valley]] is constantly out to kill you. It's like [[AustralianWildlife Australia]], [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Sunnydale]] and {{Ravenloft}} TabletopGame/{{Ravenloft}} met at an orgy, and spawned this abberation, aberration, then woke up in the morning and freaked out when they realized [[TheCareBears Care-A-Lot]] and [[PrincessClassic Disneyland]] had also participated.
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