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20th May '16 8:55:36 AM Chabal2
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-> ''We do not '''murder.'''\\
We do not '''execute'''. We do not '''massacre.''' We never, you may be very certain, we never '''torture'''. We have no truck with crimes of [[{{Yandere}} passion]] or hatred or [[ForTheEvulz pointless gain]]. We do not do it for [[AxCrazy a delight in inhumation]], or to feed some [[IJustWantToBeBadass secret inner need]], or for petty advantage, or for [[KnightTemplar some cause or belief]]; I tell you, gentlemen, that all these reasons are in the highest degree suspect. [[TheFundamentalist Look into the face of a man who will kill you for a belief and your nostrils will snuff up the scent of abomination. Hear a speech declaring a holy war and, I assure you, should catch the clink of evil's scales and the dragging of its monstrous tail over the purity of the language.]]\\
No, we do it for the money.\\
And, because we above all must know the value of a human life, we do it for a great deal of money.\\
'''Nile mortifi, sine lucre.''' Remember. No killing without payment.\\
And always give a receipt.''
-->-- '''Dr. Cruces''', head of the Assassin's Guild, ''{{Discworld/Pyramids}}''
17th May '16 1:08:31 PM tvtropesruinedmylife22
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->''"Tampering with the mail is a federal offense!"''

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->''"Tampering ->''"He was supposed to get this package! Tampering with the mail is a federal offense!"''
16th May '16 5:18:20 PM tvtropesruinedmylife22
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->'''Miles Edgeworth''': You said repeatedly during your testimony that you despise traitors above all else. But what if the traitor was your own client? What would you do then?
->'''[[ProfessionalKiller Shelly de Killer]]''': That's easy. I would break our contract immediately. And then...that client would become my next target. For the honor of the de Killer name, even if it takes an eternityÖ I would follow that person to the ends of the earth to exact my punishment.
-->-- ''VideoGame/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney''
16th May '16 5:11:29 PM tvtropesruinedmylife22
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->''"Don't you know tampering with the mail is a federal offense?"''

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->''"Don't you know tampering ->''"Tampering with the mail is a federal offense?"''offense!"''
2nd May '16 6:58:17 AM TargetmasterJoe
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'''Simon Gruber:''' Of course not. I'm a soldier, not a monster... even though I sometimes work ''for'' monsters.

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'''Simon Gruber:''' Of course not. I'm a soldier, not a monster... even though I sometimes work ''for'' monsters.



->''"Two little kids in a car...this is so fucking bad...this is so fucking bad...Make you feel good, to kill a mother and her kids? Make you feel big? You big man! Fuck you, what do you think I am?! You think I'll kill two kids and a woman? [[WouldNotHurtAChild Fuck that!]] I don't need that shit in my life! YOU DIE, MOTHERFUCKER! *[[BoomHeadshot shoots the would-be hitman]]* What do you think I am, huh?! What you think I am, fucking worm like you?!...I told you, no fucking kids! But you wouldn't listen! Well, you stupid fuck, look at you now!"''

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->''"Two little kids in a car...this is so fucking bad...this is so fucking bad...Make you feel good, to kill a mother and her kids? Make you feel big? You big man! Fuck you, what do you think I am?! You think I'll kill two kids and a woman? [[WouldNotHurtAChild Fuck that!]] I don't need that shit in my life! YOU DIE, MOTHERFUCKER! *[[BoomHeadshot shoots the would-be hitman]]* What do you think I am, huh?! What you think I am, a fucking worm like you?!...I told you, no fucking kids! But you wouldn't listen! Well, you stupid fuck, look at you now!"''



-->-- '''Doctor Eggman''', ''Anime/SonicAdventure2''

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-->-- '''Doctor Eggman''', ''Anime/SonicAdventure2''
''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''



->'''Nurse Bundt Cake:''' Princess Bubblegum [[FountainOfYouth is now thirteen]].\\
'''The Ice King:''' Thirteen? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Well, I'm out of here]]. Bye everyone.

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->'''Nurse Bundt Cake:''' Princess Bubblegum She's [Princess Bubblegum] [[FountainOfYouth is now thirteen]].thirteen years old now]].\\
'''The Ice King:''' Thirteen? Aw, what? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Well, that's it for me. I'm out of here]]. Bye here. Good-bye everyone.]]
26th Apr '16 4:37:56 PM Schol-R-LEA
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-> ''"Now, Iíll admit that the [[AncientConspiracy [Red] Brotherhood]] doesnít play nice. Hell, by the standards that the vast majority of the populace subscribes to, weíre evil as hell. BUT, we have the long-term good of the human race at heart. Selling kids to the Pit does NOT serve the greater good in any way, shape or form. There is shit even WE donít put up with, and the Grand Hall [of Sinister Wisdom, a cabal of [[DealWithTheDevil Infernalist]] wizards] is a textbook example of what we donít put up with."''
-->--'''[[AffablyEvil Mephisto the Mentalist]]''', ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'', explaining why he created a fake 'satanic panic' in order to flush out a real plot to use fake adoptions to get children so they could be [[HumanSacrifice sacrificed to demonic forces]]
10th Apr '16 11:44:44 AM magmablock
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->''Hey, man, Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know and he ''always'' wore his seat belt.''
-->-- '''Music/IceCube''', ''Series/{{Conan}}''
24th Mar '16 1:46:51 PM Willbyr
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-->-- '''[[{{Naruto}} Orochimaru]]''' in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6871105/4/Reactions Reactions]]'', regarding shipping Kakashi with Naruto.

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-->-- '''[[{{Naruto}} '''[[Franchise/{{Naruto}} Orochimaru]]''' in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6871105/4/Reactions Reactions]]'', regarding shipping Kakashi with Naruto.
28th Feb '16 7:37:12 PM AriRockefeller
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->'''Maxwell''': And when we have purged England of all its demons and heathens, WE. WILLó\\
'''Judd Forrest [[UsefulNotes/KuKluxKlan (an actual Klansman)]]''': Round up all those dirty nió\\
'''Maxwell''': ''(highly pissed off)'' OKAY, YOU NEED TO '''''CHILL.'''''
->--'''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''', Episode 6, [[spoiler:as Enrico Maxwell announces his plans to launch "the 9th Crusade" and forcibly oust Pope Francis and install ''himself'' as Pope, ushering in a more fundamentalist regime for the papacy]]
3rd Feb '16 7:59:53 AM FF32
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->'''Mojo Jojo''': Cuuur... No. That's it, i give up. I tried, i really tried to finally take over the world, but i guess the universe just doesn't want me to have it. That's it, I'm done! Forget it! The only sad thing is that the world would have RULED if i was in charge, but you know what? You'll never know, you'll never know, and so my sweets, i, Jojo, am Mojo... No mo'... And so, i go go (walks away with a depressed expression)

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->'''Mojo Jojo''': Cuuur... No. That's it, i give up. I tried, i I really tried to finally take over the world, but i I guess the universe just doesn't want me to have it. That's it, I'm done! Forget it! The only sad thing is that the world would have RULED if i I was in charge, but you know what? You'll never know, you'll never know, and so my sweets, i, I, Jojo, am Mojo... No mo'... And so, i I go go (walks away with a depressed expression)
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