History Quotes / Evenevilhasstandards

24th Apr '18 12:59:09 PM MinisterOfSinister
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->[[RevengeBeforeReason Going after the Regime]] was one thing, but ''helping [[OmnicidalManiac Brainiac]] destroy the planet?'' You ''really'' thought I'd go through with it, Grodd? '''Really?!''' [[SoundEffectBleep [BLEEP]]] [[PrecisionFStrike YOU!]]

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->[[RevengeBeforeReason Going after the Regime]] was one thing, but ''helping ''destroy the planet for [[OmnicidalManiac Brainiac]] destroy the planet?'' Brainiac]]?'' You ''really'' thought I'd go through with it, Grodd? '''Really?!''' [[SoundEffectBleep [BLEEP]]] [[PrecisionFStrike YOU!]]
22nd Apr '18 11:29:47 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->'''[[TheDon Johnny Marcone]]:''' [''on two recent assassinations''] It was business.
->'''[[{{Valkyries}} Miss Gard]]:''' And the fact that one of them was pushing heroin to thirteen-year-old girls and the other was pimping them out [[SarcasmMode had nothing to do with it]].
->'''Johnny Marcone:''' [[NothingPersonal It was business]]. Morelli can find pushers and pimps anywhere. [[PragmaticVillainy A decent accountant is invaluable; I sent his bookkeeper back as a gesture of respect]].
->'''Gard:''' You don't respect Morelli.
->'''Johnny Marcone:''' Perhaps not.
->'''Gard:''' Then why?
->'''Johnny Marcone:''' They were in my territory. They broke my rule.
->'''Gard:''' No children.
->'''Johnny Marcone:''' [[WouldNotHurtAChild No children]].
-->--''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Even Hand]]''
17th Apr '18 5:59:09 AM Luigifan
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->''"Two little kids in a car...this is so fucking bad...this is so fucking bad...Make you feel good, to kill a mother and her kids? Make you feel big? You big man! Fuck you, what do you think I am?! You think I'll kill two kids and a woman? [[WouldNotHurtAChild Fuck that!]] I don't need that shit in my life! YOU DIE, MOTHERFUCKER! *[[BoomHeadshot shoots the would-be hitman]]* What do you think I am, huh?! What you think I am, a fucking worm like you?!...I told you, no fucking kids! But you wouldn't listen! Well, you stupid fuck, look at you now!"''

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->''"Two little kids in a car...this is so fucking bad...this is so fucking bad...Make you feel good, to kill a mother and her kids? Make you feel big? You big man! Fuck you, what do you think I am?! You think I'll kill two kids and a woman? [[WouldNotHurtAChild Fuck that!]] I don't need that shit in my life! YOU DIE, MOTHERFUCKER! *[[BoomHeadshot shoots the would-be hitman]]* What do you think I am, huh?! What you think I am, a fucking worm like you?!... I told you, no fucking kids! But you wouldn't listen! Well, you stupid fuck, look at you now!"''



No, we do it for the money.\\

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No, [[ProfessionalKiller we do it for the money.money]].\\



-->--' ''Dr. Cruces''', head of the Assassin's Guild, ''{{Discworld/Pyramids}}''

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-->--' ''Dr.-->-- '''Dr. Cruces''', head of the Assassin's Guild, ''{{Discworld/Pyramids}}''



->''"I'm not an animal. I mean, sure, I'll kidnap a woman and force her to marry me, but after that I'm all about a woman's rights. I'm a modern, 13th century man."''

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->''"I'm not an animal. I mean, sure, I'll kidnap a woman and [[AndNowYouMustMarryMe force her to marry me, me]], but after that I'm all about a woman's rights. I'm a modern, 13th century man."''



'''Broonmark:''' You insult us. We do not betray. [[IGaveMyWord Our vow is forever]]. [[UndyingLoyalty Our vow is always.]]

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'''Broonmark:''' You insult us. We do not betray. [[IGaveMyWord Our vow is forever]]. forever.]] [[UndyingLoyalty Our vow is always.]]



->''"Nothing stokes my ire like a cheater. Deception, duplicity, murder - these are merely tools in a toolbox one can use to ensure a job done well. But cheating? I cannot even wrap my head around the point of it. Wouldn't you know you had cheated? How on Earth could you maintain crisp certainty of your superiority to all others? And if you're unable to do that, what's the point of '''anything?'''"''

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->''"Nothing stokes my ire like a cheater. Deception, duplicity, murder - these are merely tools in a toolbox one can use to ensure a job done well. But cheating? I cannot even wrap my head around the point of it. Wouldn't you know you had cheated? How on Earth could you maintain crisp certainty of your superiority to all others? And if you're unable to do that, what's the point of '''anything?'''"''



-> "I may be [[spoiler:the Team Skull boss]], and I've never been scared of nothing or nobody, but... that lady... she's on another level! She's way far gone! She [[spoiler: lost her mind over these [[EldritchAbomination Ultra Beasts]]]]. There's no talking to her, no reasoning with her... She's just gone..."
-->-- '''[[spoiler: Guzma]]''', concerning '''[[spoiler: [[BigBad Lusamine]]]]''', ''VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon''

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-> "I may be [[spoiler:the Team Skull boss]], and I've never been scared of nothing or nobody, but... that lady... she's on another level! She's way far gone! She [[spoiler: lost [[spoiler:lost her mind over these [[EldritchAbomination Ultra Beasts]]]]. There's no talking to her, no reasoning with her... She's just gone..."
-->-- '''[[spoiler: Guzma]]''', '''[[spoiler:Guzma]]''', concerning '''[[spoiler: [[BigBad '''[[spoiler:[[BigBad Lusamine]]]]''', ''VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon''



->''"[[EvilLaugh Kyeeha--!]] No, even I can't laugh at that."''

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->''"[[EvilLaugh Kyeeha--!]] Kyeeha—!]] No, even I can't laugh at that."''



->'''White Mage:''' You... ''sacrificed...'' children. For power?\\
'''Black Mage:''' Of course. If I'd sacrificed them for no reason I'd be a sicko or something.

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->'''White Mage:''' You... ''sacrificed...''[[HumanSacrifice sacrificed]]...'' children.[[WouldHurtAChild children]]. For power?\\
'''Black Mage:''' Of course. If I'd sacrificed them [[ForTheEvulz for no reason reason]] I'd be a sicko or something.



->'''Hazel''': [[TranquilFury When were you planning on telling me about]] ''[[TranquilFury that]]''?\\

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->'''Hazel''': [[TranquilFury When were you planning on telling me about]] ''[[TranquilFury that]]''?\\that?]]''\\



'''Adam''': [[BigBad Your master]] was concerned with Sienna's willingness to cooperate. ([[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor With a smile on his face]]) [[MurderIsTheBestSolution Now she doesn't have to be]].\\

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'''Adam''': [[BigBad Your master]] was concerned with Sienna's willingness to cooperate. ([[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor With a smile on his face]]) [[MurderIsTheBestSolution Now she doesn't have to be]].\\be.]]\\
17th Apr '18 4:43:00 AM Luigifan
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->''"The Kingpin has rules -- rules which you would do well to memorize. Among these rules is one stipulating that we [[FamilyValuesVillain do not touch another man's wife]] for any reason -- ever."''

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->''"The Kingpin has rules -- rules which you would do well to memorize. Among these rules is one stipulating that we [[FamilyValuesVillain do not touch another man's wife]] for any reason -- ever."''
23rd Mar '18 10:45:36 PM Zaptech
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->''"Come on now, mate, gotta have standards. I know we're shootin' and rapin', but necrophilia's a step too far!"''
-->--'''Sigmund''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
23rd Mar '18 10:41:55 PM Zaptech
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-->--'''Sigmund''', ''WebVideo/HellingUltimateAbridged''

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-->--'''Sigmund''', ''WebVideo/HellingUltimateAbridged''''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
23rd Mar '18 10:41:17 PM Zaptech
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->''"Come on now, mate, gotta have standards. I know we're shootin' and rapin', but necrophilia's a step too far!"''
-->--'''Sigmund''', ''WebVideo/HellingUltimateAbridged''
8th Mar '18 2:11:09 PM Jeduthun
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->''"Well yeah, of course I'm upset, Seth! I mean, I'm the Prince of Darkness, but I'm not a monster!"''
-->-- '''TheDevil''' (Jason Sudeikis), on learning about the Penn State scandal, ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''
7th Mar '18 6:58:38 AM MinisterOfSinister
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->'''[[KillerGorilla Gorilla]] [[DiabolicalMastermind Grodd]]:''' Humans must disgust you.\\
'''[[FallenHero Superman]]:''' [[ObliviousToHisOwnDescription Those who harm them do.]]\\
'''Gorilla Grodd:''' ''How'' do you not see the {{irony}}?!
-->-- ''VideoGame/Injustice2''

->[[RevengeBeforeReason Going after the Regime]] was one thing, but ''helping [[OmnicidalManiac Brainiac]] destroy the planet?'' You ''really'' thought I'd go through with it, Grodd? '''Really?!''' [[SoundEffectBleep [BLEEP]]] [[PrecisionFStrike YOU!]]
-->-- '''Captain Cold''' during his Ladder Ending, ''VideoGame/Injustice2''
3rd Mar '18 10:08:13 AM rjd1922
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->''"[[EvilLaugh Kyeeha--!]] No, even I can't laugh at that."''
-->-- '''[[SerialKiller Genocide]] [[AxCrazy Jack]]''' when the mastermind reveals the AwfulTruth of the DeadlyGame the high school students are forced to play, ''VisualNovel/DanganRonpa''
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