History Quotes / EvenTheGuysWantHim

23rd Apr '16 3:48:53 PM Eievie
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->Every woman's husband, and [[EvenTheGuysWantHim every man's wife]].

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->Every woman's husband, and [[EvenTheGuysWantHim every man's wife]].wife.



->...this is the only character [in ''Film/IndependenceDay''] who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....him.

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->...this ->…this is the only character [in ''Film/IndependenceDay''] who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....about… him.



->It's not men, it's just... him.

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->It's not men, it's just... just… him.



->'''Wayne''': I loved [[Creator/MarkWahlberg Marky Mark]] in [[Film/TheFighter this]], especially [[ShirtlessScene with his shirt off]], I thought he was super sexy.
->'''Garth''':...What?
->'''Wayne''':...[[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud Sorry, that was an inside thought]].

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->'''Wayne''': I loved [[Creator/MarkWahlberg Marky Mark]] in [[Film/TheFighter this]], especially [[ShirtlessScene with his shirt off]], I thought he was super sexy.
->'''Garth''':...What?
->'''Wayne''':...
sexy.\\
'''Garth''': …what?\\
'''Wayne''':
[[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud Sorry, …sorry, that was an inside thought]].



'''Mitch''': [[BlatantLies Nnnooooo...]]

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'''Mitch''': [[BlatantLies Nnnooooo...]]Nnnooooo…]]



->He's dainty.... I'm not gay, I'm just saying, that's nice. I challenge any dude not to look in his eyes and feel some kind of shit.... OK I was like a fag for two seconds.

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->He's dainty.... dainty… I'm not gay, I'm just saying, that's nice. I challenge any dude not to look in his eyes and feel some kind of shit.... shit… OK I was like a fag for two seconds.
17th Apr '16 11:40:58 AM Beedle
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->-- "Series/MacGyver Theme WithLyrics", Brentalfloss

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->-- -->-- "Series/MacGyver Theme WithLyrics", Brentalfloss
17th Apr '16 11:37:01 AM Beedle
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-->I had an erotic dream about Music/HenryRollins last night, and I'm straight as an arrow!

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-->I ->I had an erotic dream about Music/HenryRollins last night, and I'm straight as an arrow!
8th Mar '16 10:43:47 AM Morgenthaler
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-->-- '''Jamie Foxx''' on Prince

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-->-- '''Jamie Foxx''' on Prince
Music/{{Prince}}



-->-- '''Cpl. Josh Ray Person''', GenerationKill

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-->-- '''Cpl. Josh Ray Person''', GenerationKill
Series/GenerationKill
20th Feb '16 12:13:22 PM GrammarNavi
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->-- "MacGyver Theme WithLyrics", Brentalfloss

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->-- "MacGyver "Series/MacGyver Theme WithLyrics", Brentalfloss
31st Jan '16 8:23:55 AM Morgenthaler
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-->-- ''DirtyWork''

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-->-- ''DirtyWork''
''Film/DirtyWork''
19th May '15 5:12:25 PM nombretomado
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--> -- [[Film/WaynesWorld Wayne and Garth]] discuss the 2011 [[AcademyAward Oscars]].

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--> -- [[Film/WaynesWorld Wayne and Garth]] discuss the 2011 [[AcademyAward [[UsefulNotes/AcademyAwardsCeremonies Oscars]].
28th Mar '15 9:57:20 AM Morgenthaler
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->'''Wayne''': I loved [[MarkWahlberg Marky Mark]] in [[TheFighter this]], especially [[ShirtlessScene with his shirt off]], I thought he was super sexy.

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->'''Wayne''': I loved [[MarkWahlberg [[Creator/MarkWahlberg Marky Mark]] in [[TheFighter [[Film/TheFighter this]], especially [[ShirtlessScene with his shirt off]], I thought he was super sexy.



--> -- [[WaynesWorld Wayne and Garth]] discuss the 2011 [[AcademyAward Oscars]].

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--> -- [[WaynesWorld [[Film/WaynesWorld Wayne and Garth]] discuss the 2011 [[AcademyAward Oscars]].
15th Mar '15 9:33:23 AM johnnyfog
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->''Every woman's husband, and [[EvenTheGuysWantHim every man's wife]].''

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->''Every ->Every woman's husband, and [[EvenTheGuysWantHim every man's wife]].''



->''His physique is so magnificently shaped that men as well as women become disconnected at the sight of him.''

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->''His ->His physique is so magnificently shaped that men as well as women become disconnected at the sight of him.''



->''"So, basically, ''everyone in this office'' is sexually attracted to Curtis--man or woman."''

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->''"So, ->So, basically, ''everyone in this office'' is sexually attracted to Curtis--man or woman."''



->''"God, I'd go gay for that voice."''

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->''"God, ->God, I'd go gay for that voice."''



->''"...this is the only character [in ''Film/IndependenceDay''] who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....him."''

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->''"...->...this is the only character [in ''Film/IndependenceDay''] who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....him."''



->''"Why do all the girls like Sasuke so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do ''I'' like Sasuke so much?"''

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->''"Why ->Why do all the girls like Sasuke so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do ''I'' like Sasuke so much?"''much?



->''"We have the hottest boyfriends in school, they're so hot they make boys drool."''

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->''"We ->We have the hottest boyfriends in school, they're so hot they make boys drool."''



->"That's the biggest downside about being a BadassAdorable: The inevitable amount of Fan Girls you'll gather... along with the occasional guy."
-->-- '''Tropers/CyberTiger88''' on [[KimbaTheWhiteLion Kimba's]] fanbase.

->''It's not men, it's just... him.''

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->"That's the biggest downside about being a BadassAdorable: The inevitable amount of Fan Girls you'll gather... along with the occasional guy."
-->-- '''Tropers/CyberTiger88''' on [[KimbaTheWhiteLion Kimba's]] fanbase.

->''It's
->It's not men, it's just... him.''



->''Oh, c'mon, even straight dudes dig Franchise/{{Batman}}. He's '''fair game''', like Creator/HarrisonFord.''

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->''Oh, ->Oh, c'mon, even straight dudes dig Franchise/{{Batman}}. He's '''fair game''', like Creator/HarrisonFord.''



->'''Sam''': Did you ever kill anyone?
->'''Mitch''': No.
->'''Sam''': Did you ever climb Mount Everest?
->'''Mitch''': No.
->'''Sam''': Did you ever say you could see why women find SeanConnery sexy?
->'''Mitch''': [[BlatantLies Nnnooooo...]]

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->'''Sam''': Did you ever kill anyone?
->'''Mitch''': No.
->'''Sam''':
anyone?\\
'''Mitch''': No.\\
'''Sam''':
Did you ever climb Mount Everest?
->'''Mitch''': No.
->'''Sam''':
Everest?\\
'''Mitch''': No.\\
'''Sam''':
Did you ever say you could see why women find SeanConnery sexy?
->'''Mitch''':
sexy?\\
'''Mitch''':
[[BlatantLies Nnnooooo...]]



->"All str8 boys admit that he is very sexy and HOT. Boys!!! I know we are str8 but we need to change after this video."
-->-- '''"foularis"''' commenting on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66E5csbGsF4 the Xtra-Pine "Cleaning Hunk"]] on Website/YouTube.

->"He's dainty.... I'm not gay, I'm just saying, that's nice. I challenge any dude not to look in his eyes and feel some kind of shit.... OK I was like a fag for two seconds."

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->"All str8 boys admit that he is very sexy and HOT. Boys!!! I know we are str8 but we need to change after this video."
-->-- '''"foularis"''' commenting on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66E5csbGsF4 the Xtra-Pine "Cleaning Hunk"]] on Website/YouTube.

->"He's
->He's dainty.... I'm not gay, I'm just saying, that's nice. I challenge any dude not to look in his eyes and feel some kind of shit.... OK I was like a fag for two seconds."



-->"I had an erotic dream about Music/HenryRollins last night, and I'm straight as an arrow!"

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-->"I -->I had an erotic dream about Music/HenryRollins last night, and I'm straight as an arrow!"arrow!



->"You're not gay if you think Rudy's hot. Unless you are gay and think he's hot, or if you're a het woman and think he's hot. Oh, nevermind. The guy's hot."

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->"You're ->You're not gay if you think Rudy's hot. Unless you are gay and think he's hot, or if you're a het woman and think he's hot. Oh, nevermind. The guy's hot."



->''He makes chicks cry''
->''You too, c'mon don't lie.''

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->''He makes chicks cry''
->''You
cry''\\
''You
too, c'mon don't lie.''



->"He has the most extraordinary eyes, and I kept trying to invent excuses for him to take his glasses off in close-ups."

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->"He ->He has the most extraordinary eyes, and I kept trying to invent excuses for him to take his glasses off in close-ups."



->"Balls or not, man, I'd totally hit that."

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->"Balls ->Balls or not, man, I'd totally hit that."



->"The kind of guys gay men want to fuck become the kind of guys most straight women want to fuck."

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->"The ->The kind of guys gay men want to fuck become the kind of guys most straight women want to fuck."



->"Women want to be with you, men want to be you. And there are some men who both want to be you ''and'' be with you. I'll admit it, I have a man-crush."

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->"Women ->Women want to be with you, men want to be you. And there are some men who both want to be you ''and'' be with you. I'll admit it, I have a man-crush."
11th Mar '15 9:09:04 AM erforce
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->Every woman's husband, and [[EvenTheGuysWantHim every man's wife]].
-->--Popular Roman epithet for JuliusCaesar

->His physique is so magnificently shaped that men as well as women become disconnected at the sight of him.

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->Every ->''Every woman's husband, and [[EvenTheGuysWantHim every man's wife]].
-->--Popular
wife]].''
-->-- Popular
Roman epithet for JuliusCaesar

->His ->''His physique is so magnificently shaped that men as well as women become disconnected at the sight of him.''



->So, basically, ''everyone in this office'' is sexually attracted to Curtis--man or woman.

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->So, ->''"So, basically, ''everyone in this office'' is sexually attracted to Curtis--man or woman."''



-->---''Series/{{Scrubs}}''

->God, I'd go gay for that voice.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on KeithDavid.

->..this is the only character [in IndependenceDay] who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....him.

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-->---''Series/{{Scrubs}}''

->God,
-->--- ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''

->''"God,
I'd go gay for that voice.
voice."''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on KeithDavid.

->..
Creator/KeithDavid.

->''"...
this is the only character [in IndependenceDay] ''Film/IndependenceDay''] who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....him."''



->Why do all the girls like Sasuke so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do ''I'' like Sasuke so much?

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->Why ->''"Why do all the girls like Sasuke so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do ''I'' like Sasuke so much?much?"''



->''We have the hottest boyfriends in school, they're so hot they make boys drool.''
--> -- '''Miriam''', from the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RJ-2FUz7xo Miriam and Shoshana video on YouTube.]]

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->''We ->''"We have the hottest boyfriends in school, they're so hot they make boys drool.''
--> --
"''
-->--
'''Miriam''', from the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RJ-2FUz7xo Miriam and Shoshana video on YouTube.]]
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