History Quotes / DudeWheresMyRespect

4th Nov '16 6:01:58 PM DoNotEatMyBacon
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->"But ''they'' don't understand. [[DumbassHasAPoint All they can think of is HATE]], '''[[{{Jerkass}} HATE,]]''' '''''[[ChewingTheScenery HAAAAAAAAAATE!]]'''''"
-->-- '''Billy''', ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy''
2nd Sep '16 12:07:38 PM TheCuza
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->'''Erik:''' Your latest success has really impressed everyone here. Some agents have even asked if zey could go on missions vith you. But... Caroline von't let zem. I don't think she completely trusts you yet. But, she vill soon.\\
'''Ross:''' Oh, she doesn't ''trust'' me yet, huh?! [[SarcasmMode Wow, this is some]] ''[[SarcasmMode great]]'' [[SarcasmMode writing]]! I'm B.J. Blaskowicz! I've killed 300 fucking Nazis in this game ''alone''! That's not ''good enough'' for her?! Hey, this is a sequel to ''VideoGame/Wolfenstein3D''! Did you tell her I ''killed Hitler''?! I killed '''''Adolf Fucking Hitler'''''?! I put a bullet in his head as he was facing me down with twin chainguns! What does she want?! Does she need me to kill ''two'' Hitlers?!
-->-- ''WebVideo/RosssGameDungeon'' on ''VideoGame/Wolfenstein2009''
23rd Aug '16 3:56:15 AM Nintendoman01
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->''"You know, I come to Sunnydale. I'm the Slayer. I do my job kicking ass better than anyone. But what do I hear about everywhere I go? Buffy. So I slay, I behave, I do the good little girl routine. And who's everybody thank? Buffy."''
-->--'''Faith Lehane''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
6th Aug '16 12:45:25 AM Ripburger
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->Oh yes, spoiler alert: turns out Cortana’s dramatic death scene in the last game [[DeathIsCheap wasn’t for realsies]] but one could kind of predict that from the mere fact that there is a ''Halo 5''...But despite Mr. Chuffy knowing Cortana best and his grief affecting his work ('cos they had to install little windscreen wipers to get all the tears off his face plate), he is inexplicably disinvited from the mission. I guess his superiors thought they were playing ''{{VideoGame/XCom}}'' and wanted to level up some of their rookies. And so Mr. Chuffy is given an excuse to go rogue.

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->Oh yes, spoiler alert: turns out Cortana’s dramatic death scene in the last game [[DeathIsCheap wasn’t for realsies]] but one could kind of predict that from the mere fact that there is a ''Halo 5''...realsies...But despite Mr. Chuffy knowing Cortana best and his grief affecting his work ('cos work--'cos they had to install little windscreen wipers to get all the tears off his face plate), he plate--he is inexplicably disinvited from the mission. I (I guess his superiors thought they were playing ''{{VideoGame/XCom}}'' and wanted to level up some of their rookies. And so Mr. Chuffy is given an excuse to go rogue.rookies.)



->Remember when {{Wrestling/Hornswoggle}} debuted, and he wasn’t Hornswoggle? Remember his original name? It was Little Bastard. I know WWE is [[LighterAndSofter family friendly]] and all that jazz these days, but seriously, that’s a name that [[TheScrappy needs to come back]]...Now he gets to make a fool out of [[Wrestling/ChavoGuerreroJr Chavo Guerrero]], who must have THE NUCLEAR HEATZ with someone high up because I have no clue as to why he’s been the consistent target of [[ButtMonkey pointless humiliation]] on a weekly basis. Considering he’s been loyal to the company his uncle and best friends have died for, you’d think he’d be rewarded for his loyalty.\\\
But in true WWE fashion, loyalty results in humiliation.
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/5353/ "2009 Gooker Award"]]
26th Jul '16 11:30:05 AM narm00
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->[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Let me tell you the kind of world]] '''I''' live in. It is a world of miserable, bitter, ungrateful paramecium who lash out at you in a state of perpetual rage for not solving '''their''' problems '''fast enough.''' You do '''astonishing things''' for them a hundred times a '''day'''. You bring '''wonder''' to the lives of '''ordinary people'''. And in the end, you realize it's like doing magic tricks for a dog.'

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->[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Let me tell you the kind of world]] '''I''' live in. It is a world of miserable, bitter, ungrateful paramecium who lash out at you in a state of perpetual rage for not solving '''their''' problems '''fast enough.''' You do '''astonishing things''' for them a hundred times a '''day'''. You bring '''wonder''' to the lives of '''ordinary people'''. And in the end, you realize it's like doing magic tricks for a dog.'



->What's the matter? Didn't you people here what I '''said?''' I come to you with the first good news the world has had in '''weeks''' and this is how you '''react?''' Why aren't you '''thanking''' me? Why aren't you '''CHEERING?'''

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->What's the matter? Didn't you people here hear what I '''said?''' I come to you with the first good news the world has had in '''weeks''' and this is how you '''react?''' Why aren't you '''thanking''' me? Why aren't you '''CHEERING?'''



->By 1960 [[Music/FrankSinatra Sinatra]] was once again political. He had been a playmate of [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy Jack Kennedy]] during his senatorial days; he was also gung-ho to help out his conservative but attractive fellow Catholic friend. But some Kennedy advisers thought the Red Mafioso should be avoided at all costs...for those who have wonder what dinner might have been like for [[Theatre/HenryIV Falstaff]] when Prince Hal--now King--snubbed him, I can report that after Kennedy was nominated in Los Angeles at the convention where I was a delegate, Tony Curtis and Janet Lee gave a movie-star party for the nominee. I was placed, along with Sinatra, at the table where Kennedy would sit. We waited. And waited. Sinatra looked edgy; started to [[DrowningMySorrows drink heavily]]. Dinner began. Then one of the toothy sisters of the nominee said, casually, 'Oh, Jack's sorry. He can't come. He's gone to the movies.' Opposite me, Falstaff deflated and spoke no more that evening.

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->By 1960 [[Music/FrankSinatra Sinatra]] was once again political. He had been a playmate of [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy Jack Kennedy]] during his senatorial days; he was also gung-ho to help out his conservative but attractive fellow Catholic friend. But some Kennedy advisers thought the Red Mafioso should be avoided at all costs...for those who have wonder wondered what dinner might have been like for [[Theatre/HenryIV Falstaff]] when Prince Hal--now King--snubbed him, I can report that after Kennedy was nominated in Los Angeles at the convention where I was a delegate, Tony Curtis and Janet Lee gave a movie-star party for the nominee. I was placed, along with Sinatra, at the table where Kennedy would sit. We waited. And waited. Sinatra looked edgy; started to [[DrowningMySorrows drink heavily]]. Dinner began. Then one of the toothy sisters of the nominee said, casually, 'Oh, Jack's sorry. He can't come. He's gone to the movies.' Opposite me, Falstaff deflated and spoke no more that evening.
13th May '16 5:50:10 PM AnotherEpicFail
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->Shit, who's the most prominent Kindred faction in Boston now, with fucking ''Camarilla recognition?'' [[TheClan The Giovanni]]. But who handed it to them?
->The Milliners.
->They've given the Giovanni money, contracts, muscle - not to mention a string of prisons and Urgent Care centers nationwide that might as well be named "[[HumanResources McVampires]]." Not bad for a family whose elder is at least two generations removed from the ''anziani'' and [[ImprobableAge two centuries younger than their childer]]. Do the Giovanni notice? Doesn't seem like it. No "nice job" out of Venice. No increased money [[note]] though you'd think they'd smarten up after the Milliners ''told'' them to buy into Cisco and MCI, and they ''didn't'' and if they had they'd made back ten times their investment[[/note]]. Permission to Embrace ''cut back.'' Permission to diablerize Camarilla and Sabbat enemies denied for those not blood-bound to a Giovanni. [[ThePatriarch Francis Milliner]] publicly dressed down by Diego Giovanni, practically in front of the whole family.
-> The Milliners give and give and give to the Giovanni, and what do they get? [[UngratefulBastard The]] ''[[UngratefulBastard boss]]'' [[DisproportionateReward gets a promotion]]. ''They'' get remedial Necromancy lessons from Diego's pet freak-childe... ''and'' demands for more souls to make up for what was lost during the [[WhamEpisode Great Spirit Shake-Out.]]
-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Giovanni (Revised)''
29th Dec '15 12:03:20 PM Blazer
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->''"What's ''so special'' about your friends?! How can a group of ponies that are so different be so important?!"''
-->-- '''Starlight Glimmer''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
6th Dec '15 8:39:03 AM hamonrye
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->Put in a more cynical way, this massive franchise, created by a company that is one of the most zealous defenders of intellectual property laws, amounts to a decades-long exploitation the intellectual work of one man who died with no significant estate or major assets. Ain't history grand?
-->--'''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2011/02/desperately-seeking-urizen-ducktales.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on Creator/CarlBarks
5th Dec '15 7:30:01 AM hamonrye
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-->-- '''Sebastian/[[spoiler:[[UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper Jack]]]]''', ''Series/BabylonFive'', "Comes the Inquisitor"

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-->-- '''Sebastian/[[spoiler:[[UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper Jack]]]]''', ''Series/BabylonFive'', [[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS02E21ComesTheInquisitor}} "Comes the Inquisitor"
Inquisitor"]]



->''"Oh yes, spoiler alert: turns out Cortana’s dramatic death scene in the last game [[DeathIsCheap wasn’t for realsies]] but one could kind of predict that from the mere fact that there is a ''Halo 5''...But despite Mr. Chuffy knowing Cortana best and his grief affecting his work ('cos they had to install little windscreen wipers to get all the tears off his face plate), he is inexplicably disinvited from the mission. I guess his superiors thought they were playing ''{{VideoGame/XCom}}'' and wanted to level up some of their rookies. And so Mr. Chuffy is given an excuse to go rogue."''

to:

->''"Oh ->Oh yes, spoiler alert: turns out Cortana’s dramatic death scene in the last game [[DeathIsCheap wasn’t for realsies]] but one could kind of predict that from the mere fact that there is a ''Halo 5''...But despite Mr. Chuffy knowing Cortana best and his grief affecting his work ('cos they had to install little windscreen wipers to get all the tears off his face plate), he is inexplicably disinvited from the mission. I guess his superiors thought they were playing ''{{VideoGame/XCom}}'' and wanted to level up some of their rookies. And so Mr. Chuffy is given an excuse to go rogue."''
5th Dec '15 7:17:35 AM hamonrye
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!!!Fiction
->''"I've done the best I can\\
I want my crown."''
-->-- '''Music/KevinCoyne''', ''"I Want My Crown"''

->''"If you're wondering why\\
All the love that you long for eludes you\\
And people are rude and cruel to you\\
I'll tell you why\\
You just haven't earned it yet, baby\\
You just haven't earned it, son\\
You just haven't earned it yet, baby\\
You must suffer and cry for a longer time"''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRGSoAXt2SU "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby"]]''', ''Music/TheSmiths''

->''“Fame you'll be famous, as famous as can be,\\
with everyone watching you win on TV,\\
Except when they don't because sometimes they won't.”''
-->--'''Creator/DrSeuss''', ''Oh, the Places You'll Go!''

->What's it like to walk through life [[RoyalBrat without any sense of personal responsibility? To think nothing of expecting an elite cadre of warriors to attend to your every whim and worry no matter its insignificance]]. Tasks so important that they must delay the work of men responsible for ensuring that '''the sun will rise again''' -- yet they are tasks that you cannot be bothered with personally as it may interfere with your schedule of rigorous [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]]!?
-->--'''Thief''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->No fame, no armies, no banners, no cities to celebrate your name. You will die alone, unremarked, and forgotten.
-->-- '''Sebastian/[[spoiler:[[UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper Jack]]]]''', ''Series/BabylonFive'', "Comes the Inquisitor"

->'''Adams''': Benjamin Franklin smote the ground, and out sprang... George Washington. Fully grown ''and'' on his horse. Franklin then electrified them with his miraculous lightning rod, and the three of them--Franklin, Washington, and the horse--conducted the entire Revolution all by themselves.\\
'''Franklin''': [[NoSympathy I like it.]]
-->--''Theatre/SeventeenSeventySix''

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!!!Fiction
->''"I've done the best I can\\
I want my crown."''
-->-- '''Music/KevinCoyne''', ''"I Want My Crown"''

->''"If you're wondering why\\
All the love that you long for eludes you\\
And people are rude

[[AC:Anime
and cruel to you\\
I'll tell you why\\
You just haven't earned it yet, baby\\
You just haven't earned it, son\\
You just haven't earned it yet, baby\\
You must suffer and cry for a longer time"''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRGSoAXt2SU "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby"]]''', ''Music/TheSmiths''

->''“Fame you'll be famous, as famous as can be,\\
with everyone watching you win on TV,\\
Except when they don't because sometimes they won't.”''
-->--'''Creator/DrSeuss''', ''Oh, the Places You'll Go!''

->What's it like to walk through life [[RoyalBrat without any sense of personal responsibility? To think nothing of expecting an elite cadre of warriors to attend to your every whim and worry no matter its insignificance]]. Tasks so important that they must delay the work of men responsible for ensuring that '''the sun will rise again''' -- yet they are tasks that you cannot be bothered with personally as it may interfere with your schedule of rigorous [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]]!?
-->--'''Thief''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->No fame, no armies, no banners, no cities to celebrate your name. You will die alone, unremarked, and forgotten.
-->-- '''Sebastian/[[spoiler:[[UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper Jack]]]]''', ''Series/BabylonFive'', "Comes the Inquisitor"

->'''Adams''': Benjamin Franklin smote the ground, and out sprang... George Washington. Fully grown ''and'' on his horse. Franklin then electrified them with his miraculous lightning rod, and the three of them--Franklin, Washington, and the horse--conducted the entire Revolution all by themselves.\\
'''Franklin''': [[NoSympathy I like it.]]
-->--''Theatre/SeventeenSeventySix''
Manga]]



->"[Guts] You're just like Griffith: your dream means everything; you think of nothing but yourself! You don't give a damn whether I'm around or not, do you?!"
-->--'''Casca''', ''{{Manga/Berserk}}''

[[AC:Comic Books]]

->[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Let me tell you the kind of world]] '''I''' live in. It is a world of miserable, bitter, ungrateful paramecium who lash out at you in a state of perpetual rage for not solving '''their''' problems '''fast enough.''' You do '''astonishing things''' for them a hundred times a '''day'''. You bring '''wonder''' to the lives of '''ordinary people'''. And in the end, you realize it's like doing magic tricks for a dog.'
-->--'''[[BewareTheSuperman The Plutonian]]''', ''ComicBook/{{Irredeemable}}''

->What's the matter? Didn't you people here what I '''said?''' I come to you with the first good news the world has had in '''weeks''' and this is how you '''react?''' Why aren't you '''thanking''' me? Why aren't you '''CHEERING?'''
-->--'''Charybdis/[[spoiler:[[HeWhoFightsMonsters The Survivor]]]]''', ''ComicBook/{{Irredeemable}}''

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->'''Mikami:''' ... and I was class president. I like to think I was tough but fair and respected by all...\\
'''[[TheBully Bullies]]:''' {{Nerd}}! He's wearing glasses, kill him! BurnTheWitch \\
'''Mikami:''' Of course, people showed respect ''differently'' back then...
-->-- ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv''

->So, [[TheArchmage you're the leader of those mages in Winterhold?]] [[KlingonScientistsGetNoRespect What, am I supposed to be impressed?]]
-->-- '''Nord Guards''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''

->[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Let me tell you the kind of world]] '''I''' live in. It is a world of miserable, bitter, ungrateful paramecium who lash out at you in a state of perpetual rage for not solving '''their''' problems '''fast enough.''' You do '''astonishing things''' for them a hundred times a '''day'''. You bring '''wonder''' to the lives of '''ordinary people'''. And in the end, you realize it's like doing magic tricks for a dog.'
-->--'''[[BewareTheSuperman The Plutonian]]''', ''ComicBook/{{Irredeemable}}''

->What's the matter? Didn't you people here what I '''said?''' I come to you with the first good news the world has had in '''weeks''' and this is how you '''react?''' Why aren't you '''thanking''' me? Why aren't you '''CHEERING?'''
-->--'''Charybdis/[[spoiler:[[HeWhoFightsMonsters The Survivor]]]]''', ''ComicBook/{{Irredeemable}}''

->I get no respect!
-->-- ''{{Jabberjaw}}''

->WHAT'VE I GOTTA DO TO GET SOME RESPECT AROUND HERE?! I've fought [[GangBangers bandits]] and [[OurMonstersAreDifferent monsters]], slain [[MageKiller wights]], I even bested TheWildHunt, and ''still'' everywhere I go I have to start all over again, ''as a laughingstock!'' I'm [[KnightErrant a Questor]], [[TheQuest this is what I do]]--go on quests, rescue maidens and slay monsters! I can't put up with this--I ''won't'' put up with this--every time I go someplace new!
-->--'''[[TheHero Quentyn]]''', ''Webcomic/TalesOfTheQuestor''

->"[Guts] You're just like Griffith: your dream means everything; you think of nothing but yourself! You don't give a damn whether I'm around or not, do you?!"
-->--'''Casca''', ''{{Manga/Berserk}}''

->"You know what I think is 'compassionate?' Saving the village from Eggman! Like, every week! But do I get any props for that? No! Everyone just goes around gasping at me whenever I call a guy a 'guy,' or people 'people!'"
-->--'''Sonic the Hedgehog''', ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom''

!!!RealLife
->By 1960 [[Music/FrankSinatra Sinatra]] was once again political. He had been a playmate of [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy Jack Kennedy]] during his senatorial days; he was also gung-ho to help out his conservative but attractive fellow Catholic friend. But some Kennedy advisers thought the Red Mafioso should be avoided at all costs...for those who have wonder what dinner might have been like for [[Theatre/HenryIV Falstaff]] when Prince Hal--now King--snubbed him, I can report that after Kennedy was nominated in Los Angeles at the convention where I was a delegate, Tony Curtis and Janet Lee gave a movie-star party for the nominee. I was placed, along with Sinatra, at the table where Kennedy would sit. We waited. And waited. Sinatra looked edgy; started to [[DrowningMySorrows drink heavily]]. Dinner began. Then one of the toothy sisters of the nominee said, casually, 'Oh, Jack's sorry. He can't come. He's gone to the movies.' Opposite me, Falstaff deflated and spoke no more that evening.
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal'''

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->'''Mikami:''' ... and I was class president. I like to think I was tough but fair and respected by all...\\
'''[[TheBully Bullies]]:''' {{Nerd}}! He's wearing glasses, kill him! BurnTheWitch \\
'''Mikami:''' Of course, people showed respect ''differently'' back then...
-->-- ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv''

->So, [[TheArchmage you're the leader of those mages in Winterhold?]] [[KlingonScientistsGetNoRespect What, am I supposed to
[[AC:Literature]]

->''“Fame you'll
be impressed?]]
-->-- '''Nord Guards''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''

->[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Let me tell you the kind of world]] '''I''' live in. It is a world of miserable, bitter, ungrateful paramecium who lash out at you in a state of perpetual rage for not solving '''their''' problems '''fast enough.''' You do '''astonishing things''' for them a hundred times a '''day'''. You bring '''wonder''' to the lives of '''ordinary people'''. And in the end, you realize it's like doing magic tricks for a dog.'
-->--'''[[BewareTheSuperman The Plutonian]]''', ''ComicBook/{{Irredeemable}}''

->What's the matter? Didn't you people here what I '''said?''' I come to you
famous, as famous as can be,\\
with the first good news the world has had in '''weeks''' and this is how everyone watching you '''react?''' Why aren't you '''thanking''' me? Why aren't you '''CHEERING?'''
-->--'''Charybdis/[[spoiler:[[HeWhoFightsMonsters The Survivor]]]]''', ''ComicBook/{{Irredeemable}}''

->I get no respect!
-->-- ''{{Jabberjaw}}''

->WHAT'VE I GOTTA DO TO GET SOME RESPECT AROUND HERE?! I've fought [[GangBangers bandits]] and [[OurMonstersAreDifferent monsters]], slain [[MageKiller wights]], I even bested TheWildHunt, and ''still'' everywhere I go I have to start all over again, ''as a laughingstock!'' I'm [[KnightErrant a Questor]], [[TheQuest this is what I do]]--go
win on quests, rescue maidens and slay monsters! I can't put up with this--I ''won't'' put up with this--every time I go someplace new!
-->--'''[[TheHero Quentyn]]''', ''Webcomic/TalesOfTheQuestor''

->"[Guts] You're just like Griffith: your dream means everything; you think of nothing but yourself! You
TV,\\
Except when they
don't give a damn whether I'm around or not, do you?!"
-->--'''Casca''', ''{{Manga/Berserk}}''

->"You know what I think is 'compassionate?' Saving
because sometimes they won't.”''
-->--'''Creator/DrSeuss''', ''Oh,
the village from Eggman! Like, every week! But do I get any props for that? No! Everyone just goes around gasping at me whenever I call a guy a 'guy,' or people 'people!'"
-->--'''Sonic the Hedgehog''', ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom''

!!!RealLife
->By 1960 [[Music/FrankSinatra Sinatra]] was once again political. He had been a playmate of [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy Jack Kennedy]] during his senatorial days; he was also gung-ho to help out his conservative but attractive fellow Catholic friend. But some Kennedy advisers thought the Red Mafioso should be avoided at all costs...for those who have wonder what dinner might have been like for [[Theatre/HenryIV Falstaff]] when Prince Hal--now King--snubbed him, I can report that after Kennedy was nominated in Los Angeles at the convention where I was a delegate, Tony Curtis and Janet Lee gave a movie-star party for the nominee. I was placed, along with Sinatra, at the table where Kennedy would sit. We waited. And waited. Sinatra looked edgy; started to [[DrowningMySorrows drink heavily]]. Dinner began. Then one of the toothy sisters of the nominee said, casually, 'Oh, Jack's sorry. He can't come. He's gone to the movies.' Opposite me, Falstaff deflated and spoke no more that evening.
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal'''
Places You'll Go!''

[[AC:Live-action TV]]



->Another odd turn, in my opinion, was [[LimitedAdvancementOpportunities the non-promotion of Ensign Kim.]] I mean, come on people! Kim was probed, beaten, tortured and held the distinction of being the first ''Voyager'' crew member to die and come back to life. What more does a guy have to do to get promoted to Lieutenant for [[Franchise/BattlestarGalactica frak’s]] sake?
-->--'''Garret Wang''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

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->Another odd turn, in my opinion, was [[LimitedAdvancementOpportunities ->No fame, no armies, no banners, no cities to celebrate your name. You will die alone, unremarked, and forgotten.
-->-- '''Sebastian/[[spoiler:[[UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper Jack]]]]''', ''Series/BabylonFive'', "Comes
the non-promotion of Ensign Kim.]] Inquisitor"

[[AC:Music]]

->''"I've done the best
I mean, come on people! Kim was probed, beaten, tortured can\\
I want my crown."''
-->-- '''Music/KevinCoyne''', ''"I Want My Crown"''

->''"If you're wondering why\\
All the love that you long for eludes you\\
And people are rude
and held cruel to you\\
I'll tell you why\\
You just haven't earned it yet, baby\\
You just haven't earned it, son\\
You just haven't earned it yet, baby\\
You must suffer and cry for a longer time"''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRGSoAXt2SU "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby"]]''', ''Music/TheSmiths''

[[AC:Theatre]]

->'''Adams''': Benjamin Franklin smote
the distinction of being ground, and out sprang... George Washington. Fully grown ''and'' on his horse. Franklin then electrified them with his miraculous lightning rod, and the first ''Voyager'' crew member to die three of them--Franklin, Washington, and come back the horse--conducted the entire Revolution all by themselves.\\
'''Franklin''': [[NoSympathy I like it.]]
-->--''Theatre/SeventeenSeventySix''

[[AC:Video Games]]

->So, [[TheArchmage you're the leader of those mages in Winterhold?]] [[KlingonScientistsGetNoRespect What, am I supposed
to life. What more does a guy be impressed?]]
-->-- '''Nord Guards''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''

[[AC:Webcomics]]

->What's it like to walk through life [[RoyalBrat without any sense of personal responsibility? To think nothing of expecting an elite cadre of warriors to attend to your every whim and worry no matter its insignificance]]. Tasks so important that they must delay the work of men responsible for ensuring that '''the sun will rise again''' -- yet they are tasks that you cannot be bothered with personally as it may interfere with your schedule of rigorous [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]]!?
-->--'''Thief''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->WHAT'VE I GOTTA DO TO GET SOME RESPECT AROUND HERE?! I've fought [[GangBangers bandits]] and [[OurMonstersAreDifferent monsters]], slain [[MageKiller wights]], I even bested TheWildHunt, and ''still'' everywhere I go I
have to do start all over again, ''as a laughingstock!'' I'm [[KnightErrant a Questor]], [[TheQuest this is what I do]]--go on quests, rescue maidens and slay monsters! I can't put up with this--I ''won't'' put up with this--every time I go someplace new!
-->--'''[[TheHero Quentyn]]''', ''Webcomic/TalesOfTheQuestor''

[[AC:Web Animation]]

->''"Oh yes, spoiler alert: turns out Cortana’s dramatic death scene in the last game [[DeathIsCheap wasn’t for realsies]] but one could kind of predict that from the mere fact that there is a ''Halo 5''...But despite Mr. Chuffy knowing Cortana best and his grief affecting his work ('cos they had to install little windscreen wipers
to get promoted all the tears off his face plate), he is inexplicably disinvited from the mission. I guess his superiors thought they were playing ''{{VideoGame/XCom}}'' and wanted to Lieutenant for [[Franchise/BattlestarGalactica frak’s]] sake?
-->--'''Garret Wang'''
level up some of their rookies. And so Mr. Chuffy is given an excuse to go rogue."''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''''
on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''
''VideoGame/Halo5Guardians''

[[AC:Web Original]]



->'''Spoony!Avatar''': ...What, seriously? You don't know who I am? The motherfucker who saved the world no less than ''six'' times already?\\
'''Baron Horrible Von Voice Actor''': Stories tell of the coming of the Avatar, but years have passed since he last visited here.\\
'''Spoony!Avatar''': I am LITERALLY the Christ Figure of your fucking religion. There are museums dedicated to my great feats stretching back through hundreds of years of your recorded history. I should be the most recognizable bastard on the face of this planet, and this cock hydrant doesn't know who I am?\\
''(Stupefied faces stare back'')\\
'''Spoony!Avatar''': None of you guys know who I am?!?\\
(more stupefied faces)\\
'''Spoony!Avatar''': READ A BOOK, peple! I know that humility is one of the eight virtues, but I'm the Goddamned Avatar! '''Hello??'''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/2011/03/25/ultima-underworld-the-stygian-abyss/ plays]] ''VideoGame/UltimaUnderworld: The Stygian Abyss''



->He invented almost every duck character that isn't [[DonaldDuck Donald]] -- Scrooge, the nephews, Gyro Gearloose -- all of them were Carl Barks creations. ''DuckTales'', as a concept, is nothing more than 'let's make an animated series out of those old Carl Barks comics.'\\\
Except that for most of his life, he was anonymous. Company practice was that all comics would be ghostwritten, with WaltDisney's signature on them, in order to maintain the illusion that Disney himself did them. People were not generally fooled, and the mythos arose in the late 1950s among aficionados of the comics of 'The Good Duck Artist' -- the anonymous figure who could be identified stylistically... Put in a more cynical way, this massive franchise, created by a company that is one of the most zealous defenders of intellectual property laws, amounts to a decades-long exploitation the intellectual work of one man who died with no significant estate or major assets. Ain't history grand?

to:

->He invented almost every duck character that isn't [[DonaldDuck Donald]] -- Scrooge, the nephews, Gyro Gearloose -- all of them were Carl Barks creations. ''DuckTales'', as a concept, is nothing more than 'let's make an animated series out of those old Carl Barks comics.'\\\
Except that for most of his life, he was anonymous. Company practice was that all comics would be ghostwritten, with WaltDisney's signature on them, in order to maintain the illusion that Disney himself did them. People were not generally fooled, and the mythos arose in the late 1950s among aficionados of the comics of 'The Good Duck Artist' -- the anonymous figure who could be identified stylistically... Put
->Put in a more cynical way, this massive franchise, created by a company that is one of the most zealous defenders of intellectual property laws, amounts to a decades-long exploitation the intellectual work of one man who died with no significant estate or major assets. Ain't history grand?


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->'''Mikami:''' ... and I was class president. I like to think I was tough but fair and respected by all...\\
'''[[TheBully Bullies]]:''' {{Nerd}}! He's wearing glasses, kill him! BurnTheWitch \\
'''Mikami:''' Of course, people showed respect ''differently'' back then...
-->-- ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv''

->'''Spoony!Avatar''': ...What, seriously? You don't know who I am? The motherfucker who saved the world no less than ''six'' times already?\\
'''Baron Horrible Von Voice Actor''': Stories tell of the coming of the Avatar, but years have passed since he last visited here.\\
'''Spoony!Avatar''': I am LITERALLY the Christ Figure of your fucking religion. There are museums dedicated to my great feats stretching back through hundreds of years of your recorded history. I should be the most recognizable bastard on the face of this planet, and this cock hydrant doesn't know who I am?\\
''(Stupefied faces stare back'')\\
'''Spoony!Avatar''': None of you guys know who I am?!?\\
(more stupefied faces)\\
'''Spoony!Avatar''': '''''READ A BOOK''''', people! I know that humility is one of the eight virtues, but I'm the Goddamned Avatar! '''Hello??'''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/2011/03/25/ultima-underworld-the-stygian-abyss/ plays]] ''VideoGame/UltimaUnderworld: The Stygian Abyss''

[[AC:Western Animation]]

->I get no respect!
-->-- ''{{Jabberjaw}}''

->"You know what I think is 'compassionate?' Saving the village from Eggman! Like, every week! But do I get any props for that? No! Everyone just goes around gasping at me whenever I call a guy a 'guy,' or people 'people!'"
-->--'''Sonic the Hedgehog''', ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom''

[[AC:RealLife]]

->By 1960 [[Music/FrankSinatra Sinatra]] was once again political. He had been a playmate of [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy Jack Kennedy]] during his senatorial days; he was also gung-ho to help out his conservative but attractive fellow Catholic friend. But some Kennedy advisers thought the Red Mafioso should be avoided at all costs...for those who have wonder what dinner might have been like for [[Theatre/HenryIV Falstaff]] when Prince Hal--now King--snubbed him, I can report that after Kennedy was nominated in Los Angeles at the convention where I was a delegate, Tony Curtis and Janet Lee gave a movie-star party for the nominee. I was placed, along with Sinatra, at the table where Kennedy would sit. We waited. And waited. Sinatra looked edgy; started to [[DrowningMySorrows drink heavily]]. Dinner began. Then one of the toothy sisters of the nominee said, casually, 'Oh, Jack's sorry. He can't come. He's gone to the movies.' Opposite me, Falstaff deflated and spoke no more that evening.
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->Another odd turn, in my opinion, was [[LimitedAdvancementOpportunities the non-promotion of Ensign Kim.]] I mean, come on people! Kim was probed, beaten, tortured and held the distinction of being the first ''Voyager'' crew member to die and come back to life. What more does a guy have to do to get promoted to Lieutenant for [[Franchise/BattlestarGalactica frak’s]] sake?
-->--'''Garret Wang''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''
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