History Quotes / DudeWheresMyRespect

8th Apr '17 3:44:36 AM Nintendoman01
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->'''Leonardo''': Raph thinks he can lead the team better than me, so I let him.\\
'''Splinter''': That is not your decision to make.\\
'''Leonardo''': Why not, Sensei? [[TheChainsOfCommanding I've had to make every other decision and I'm tired of it!]] Those guys have no idea what kind of pressure I'm under, and all they do is complain! Is it too much to ask for a simple "Thank you?"
-->--''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012''
18th Dec '16 11:51:58 AM Chabal2
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-> '''Rory:''' It's not fair, y'know. Every Thanksgiving I wash all of the dishes and you do nothing.\\
'''Davan:''' Nothing, huh? I spent all of yesterday making the desserts you enjoyed. I got up at five this morning and started cooking the food- food I went and bought, by the way. I spent all day in the kitchen working but I did nothing.\\
'''Rory:''' Yeah, but that's your job, right? You're s'posed to do that. I had to do dishes.\\
'''Davan:''' I can't wait to have memory problems so when I ask what I did to deserve you I don't immediately remember all the dumb shit I said as a teen.
-->-- [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp11242016.shtml Holiday Duties]], ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive''
4th Nov '16 6:01:58 PM DoNotEatMyBacon
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->"But ''they'' don't understand. [[DumbassHasAPoint All they can think of is HATE]], '''[[{{Jerkass}} HATE,]]''' '''''[[ChewingTheScenery HAAAAAAAAAATE!]]'''''"
-->-- '''Billy''', ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy''
2nd Sep '16 12:07:38 PM TheCuza
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->'''Erik:''' Your latest success has really impressed everyone here. Some agents have even asked if zey could go on missions vith you. But... Caroline von't let zem. I don't think she completely trusts you yet. But, she vill soon.\\
'''Ross:''' Oh, she doesn't ''trust'' me yet, huh?! [[SarcasmMode Wow, this is some]] ''[[SarcasmMode great]]'' [[SarcasmMode writing]]! I'm B.J. Blaskowicz! I've killed 300 fucking Nazis in this game ''alone''! That's not ''good enough'' for her?! Hey, this is a sequel to ''VideoGame/Wolfenstein3D''! Did you tell her I ''killed Hitler''?! I killed '''''Adolf Fucking Hitler'''''?! I put a bullet in his head as he was facing me down with twin chainguns! What does she want?! Does she need me to kill ''two'' Hitlers?!
-->-- ''WebVideo/RosssGameDungeon'' on ''VideoGame/Wolfenstein2009''
23rd Aug '16 3:56:15 AM Nintendoman01
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->''"You know, I come to Sunnydale. I'm the Slayer. I do my job kicking ass better than anyone. But what do I hear about everywhere I go? Buffy. So I slay, I behave, I do the good little girl routine. And who's everybody thank? Buffy."''
-->--'''Faith Lehane''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
6th Aug '16 12:45:25 AM Ripburger
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->Oh yes, spoiler alert: turns out Cortana’s dramatic death scene in the last game [[DeathIsCheap wasn’t for realsies]] but one could kind of predict that from the mere fact that there is a ''Halo 5''...But despite Mr. Chuffy knowing Cortana best and his grief affecting his work ('cos they had to install little windscreen wipers to get all the tears off his face plate), he is inexplicably disinvited from the mission. I guess his superiors thought they were playing ''{{VideoGame/XCom}}'' and wanted to level up some of their rookies. And so Mr. Chuffy is given an excuse to go rogue.

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->Oh yes, spoiler alert: turns out Cortana’s dramatic death scene in the last game [[DeathIsCheap wasn’t for realsies]] but one could kind of predict that from the mere fact that there is a ''Halo 5''...realsies...But despite Mr. Chuffy knowing Cortana best and his grief affecting his work ('cos work--'cos they had to install little windscreen wipers to get all the tears off his face plate), he plate--he is inexplicably disinvited from the mission. I (I guess his superiors thought they were playing ''{{VideoGame/XCom}}'' and wanted to level up some of their rookies. And so Mr. Chuffy is given an excuse to go rogue.rookies.)



->Remember when {{Wrestling/Hornswoggle}} debuted, and he wasn’t Hornswoggle? Remember his original name? It was Little Bastard. I know WWE is [[LighterAndSofter family friendly]] and all that jazz these days, but seriously, that’s a name that [[TheScrappy needs to come back]]...Now he gets to make a fool out of [[Wrestling/ChavoGuerreroJr Chavo Guerrero]], who must have THE NUCLEAR HEATZ with someone high up because I have no clue as to why he’s been the consistent target of [[ButtMonkey pointless humiliation]] on a weekly basis. Considering he’s been loyal to the company his uncle and best friends have died for, you’d think he’d be rewarded for his loyalty.\\\
But in true WWE fashion, loyalty results in humiliation.
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/5353/ "2009 Gooker Award"]]
26th Jul '16 11:30:05 AM narm00
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->[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Let me tell you the kind of world]] '''I''' live in. It is a world of miserable, bitter, ungrateful paramecium who lash out at you in a state of perpetual rage for not solving '''their''' problems '''fast enough.''' You do '''astonishing things''' for them a hundred times a '''day'''. You bring '''wonder''' to the lives of '''ordinary people'''. And in the end, you realize it's like doing magic tricks for a dog.'

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->[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Let me tell you the kind of world]] '''I''' live in. It is a world of miserable, bitter, ungrateful paramecium who lash out at you in a state of perpetual rage for not solving '''their''' problems '''fast enough.''' You do '''astonishing things''' for them a hundred times a '''day'''. You bring '''wonder''' to the lives of '''ordinary people'''. And in the end, you realize it's like doing magic tricks for a dog.'



->What's the matter? Didn't you people here what I '''said?''' I come to you with the first good news the world has had in '''weeks''' and this is how you '''react?''' Why aren't you '''thanking''' me? Why aren't you '''CHEERING?'''

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->What's the matter? Didn't you people here hear what I '''said?''' I come to you with the first good news the world has had in '''weeks''' and this is how you '''react?''' Why aren't you '''thanking''' me? Why aren't you '''CHEERING?'''



->By 1960 [[Music/FrankSinatra Sinatra]] was once again political. He had been a playmate of [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy Jack Kennedy]] during his senatorial days; he was also gung-ho to help out his conservative but attractive fellow Catholic friend. But some Kennedy advisers thought the Red Mafioso should be avoided at all costs...for those who have wonder what dinner might have been like for [[Theatre/HenryIV Falstaff]] when Prince Hal--now King--snubbed him, I can report that after Kennedy was nominated in Los Angeles at the convention where I was a delegate, Tony Curtis and Janet Lee gave a movie-star party for the nominee. I was placed, along with Sinatra, at the table where Kennedy would sit. We waited. And waited. Sinatra looked edgy; started to [[DrowningMySorrows drink heavily]]. Dinner began. Then one of the toothy sisters of the nominee said, casually, 'Oh, Jack's sorry. He can't come. He's gone to the movies.' Opposite me, Falstaff deflated and spoke no more that evening.

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->By 1960 [[Music/FrankSinatra Sinatra]] was once again political. He had been a playmate of [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy Jack Kennedy]] during his senatorial days; he was also gung-ho to help out his conservative but attractive fellow Catholic friend. But some Kennedy advisers thought the Red Mafioso should be avoided at all costs...for those who have wonder wondered what dinner might have been like for [[Theatre/HenryIV Falstaff]] when Prince Hal--now King--snubbed him, I can report that after Kennedy was nominated in Los Angeles at the convention where I was a delegate, Tony Curtis and Janet Lee gave a movie-star party for the nominee. I was placed, along with Sinatra, at the table where Kennedy would sit. We waited. And waited. Sinatra looked edgy; started to [[DrowningMySorrows drink heavily]]. Dinner began. Then one of the toothy sisters of the nominee said, casually, 'Oh, Jack's sorry. He can't come. He's gone to the movies.' Opposite me, Falstaff deflated and spoke no more that evening.
13th May '16 5:50:10 PM AnotherEpicFail
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->Shit, who's the most prominent Kindred faction in Boston now, with fucking ''Camarilla recognition?'' [[TheClan The Giovanni]]. But who handed it to them?
->The Milliners.
->They've given the Giovanni money, contracts, muscle - not to mention a string of prisons and Urgent Care centers nationwide that might as well be named "[[HumanResources McVampires]]." Not bad for a family whose elder is at least two generations removed from the ''anziani'' and [[ImprobableAge two centuries younger than their childer]]. Do the Giovanni notice? Doesn't seem like it. No "nice job" out of Venice. No increased money [[note]] though you'd think they'd smarten up after the Milliners ''told'' them to buy into Cisco and MCI, and they ''didn't'' and if they had they'd made back ten times their investment[[/note]]. Permission to Embrace ''cut back.'' Permission to diablerize Camarilla and Sabbat enemies denied for those not blood-bound to a Giovanni. [[ThePatriarch Francis Milliner]] publicly dressed down by Diego Giovanni, practically in front of the whole family.
-> The Milliners give and give and give to the Giovanni, and what do they get? [[UngratefulBastard The]] ''[[UngratefulBastard boss]]'' [[DisproportionateReward gets a promotion]]. ''They'' get remedial Necromancy lessons from Diego's pet freak-childe... ''and'' demands for more souls to make up for what was lost during the [[WhamEpisode Great Spirit Shake-Out.]]
-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Giovanni (Revised)''
29th Dec '15 12:03:20 PM Blazer
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->''"What's ''so special'' about your friends?! How can a group of ponies that are so different be so important?!"''
-->-- '''Starlight Glimmer''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
6th Dec '15 8:39:03 AM hamonrye
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->Put in a more cynical way, this massive franchise, created by a company that is one of the most zealous defenders of intellectual property laws, amounts to a decades-long exploitation the intellectual work of one man who died with no significant estate or major assets. Ain't history grand?
-->--'''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2011/02/desperately-seeking-urizen-ducktales.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on Creator/CarlBarks
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