History Quotes / DrunkenMaster

11th Aug '16 9:55:09 PM magmablock
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-> ''"Imagine if I ''hadn't'' been drunk."''
-->-- '''The Demoman''' again, generic combat quip, ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
18th Apr '16 9:57:56 PM AnotherEpicFail
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->Like a true Dionysian, you unfocus Time while in a drunken state. [[TimeMaster Hours can pass by in seconds, or you can compress time and move through it easily]] - aside from the staggering and double vision, that it.

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->Like a true Dionysian, you unfocus Time while in a drunken state. [[TimeMaster Hours can pass by in seconds, or you can compress time and move through it easily]] - aside from the staggering and double vision, that it.is.
18th Apr '16 9:56:25 PM AnotherEpicFail
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->Like a true Dionysian, you unfocus Time while in a drunken state. [[TimeMaster Hours can pass by in seconds, or you can compress time and move through it easily]] - aside from the staggering and double vision, that it.
-->--'''The [[ShoutOut Philosopher]], [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Bruce]],''' ''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - Tradition Book: Cult of Ecstacy (Revised)''
25th Aug '15 12:30:39 AM dalek955
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->--'''The leader of the [[AncientConspiracy Inebriati]] (or [[InsistentTerminology Knights Tipplar]])''', ''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''

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->--'''The -->--'''The leader of the [[AncientConspiracy Inebriati]] (or [[InsistentTerminology Knights Tipplar]])''', ''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''



-->'''Yinsen''', ''Film/IronMan'', on Tony Stark

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-->'''Yinsen''', -->-- '''Yinsen''', ''Film/IronMan'', on Tony Stark
25th Aug '15 12:29:29 AM dalek955
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->''[Bon Scott] had lined up a couple of bottles of bourbon, some dope, somebody had given him some speed. I said to Malcolm "If this guy can walk, let alone sing, it's gonna be something!"''

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->''[Bon ->''"[Bon Scott] had lined up a couple of bottles of bourbon, some dope, somebody had given him some speed. I said to Malcolm "If this guy can walk, let alone sing, it's gonna be something!"''



->''If I had been that drunk I wouldn't have been able to stand, much less give a lecture on integrated circuits.''

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->''If ->''"If I had been that drunk I wouldn't have been able to stand, much less give a lecture on integrated circuits.''"''
25th Aug '15 12:28:43 AM dalek955
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->''If I had been that drunk I wouldn't have been able to stand, much less give a lecture on integrated circuits.''
-->'''Yinsen''', ''Film/IronMan'', on Tony Stark
16th Jan '15 10:48:43 PM Laevatein
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->''[Bon Scott] had lined up a couple of bottles of bourbon, some dope, somebody had given him some speed. I said to Malcolm "If this guy can walk, let alone sing, it's gonna be something!"''
-->-- '''Angus Young''' of Music/{{ACDC}}, describing Bon Scott's audition, ''Long Way to the Top: Stories of Australian Rock & Roll''
14th Dec '14 9:56:59 AM johnnyfog
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->''Like most Jackie Chan films, Drunken Master II is a schizophrenic mix of childish overacting and manly violence coming together to make a perfect movie. He sets out to protect Chinese artifacts from falling into the hands of foreign museums by using a style of kung fu that only works if you get the right amount of drunk. To be specific, that right amount of drunk is:'' '''''fucking.'''''
-->--'''{{Seanbaby}}'''

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->''Like ->''"Like most Jackie Chan Creator/JackieChan films, Drunken ''Drunken Master II II'' is a schizophrenic mix of childish overacting and manly violence coming together to make a perfect movie. He sets out to protect Chinese artifacts from falling into the hands of foreign museums by using a style of kung fu that only works if you get the right amount of drunk. To be specific, that right amount of drunk is:'' '''''fucking.'''''
-->--'''{{Seanbaby}}'''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}'''
14th Dec '14 9:56:36 AM johnnyfog
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->''"The most potent weapon of war!"'' (drinks)
-->--'''Union Captain''', ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly''
19th Feb '13 12:31:32 PM FerdinandtheBull
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->--'''The leader of the [[AncientConspiracy Inebriati]] (or [[InsistentTerminology Knights Tipplar]])''', ''ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''

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->--'''The leader of the [[AncientConspiracy Inebriati]] (or [[InsistentTerminology Knights Tipplar]])''', ''ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''
''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''
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