History Quotes / DrivesLikeCrazy

1st Nov '17 7:09:59 PM IchigoMontoya
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'''Obi-Wan:''' I don't mind flying, but you're committing suicide!

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'''Obi-Wan:''' I don't mind flying, but what you're committing doing is suicide!
3rd Oct '17 3:45:32 PM dalek955
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->'''Sam:''' Bottom line. How safe is a .2 millirem dose [of radiation]? \\
'''Florence:''' It's safer than driving with you across town. \\
'''Helix:''' Florence, standing in a burning building while blind circus midgets throw knives at you is safer than driving across town with Sam. \\
'''Florence:''' You're right. Bad example.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

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29th Sep '17 2:33:37 PM dalek955
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->'''Anakin:''' Sorry, Master. I forgot you don't like [[FlyingCar flying]].\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' I don't mind flying, but you're committing suicide!
-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/AttackOfTheClones''
22nd Jul '17 5:05:17 AM nm3youtube
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->'''[=YouTube=] Pedant''': Boring! Yet another dash cam review.\\
'''Wife''': Have you considered that possibly [[PeripheryHatedom this video wasn't made just for you]]? After all, you're not allowed to drive since [[NoodleIncident the incident]].\\
'''[=YouTube=] Pedant''': Oh! [[NeverLiveItDown You always bring this up!]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'll have you know that six of those people have made a partial recovery.]] Besides which, they've learned a valuable lesson: you should always keep your eye out for traffic.\\
'''Wife''': They were inside ''a UsefulNotes/McDonalds''!
-->-- The Muppet sketch at the end of Techmoan's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifPhMULpiWI review]] of a Xiaoyi dash cam.
25th Jun '17 4:30:32 PM StarTropes
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->'''Vance''': Most fathers teach their daughters how to drive. Do I have you to thank for this, Eli?\\
'''Eli''': This she learned from her mother.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "Enemies Foreign"
7th Jun '17 7:42:28 PM JJHIL325
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->'''Ziva''': ''(Muttering something in Hebrew underneath her breath)'' Unbelievable!\\

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->'''Ziva''': ''(Muttering ''(Storms into the bullpen, muttering something in Hebrew underneath her breath)'' Unbelievable!\\



'''[=McGee=]''': Let me see. ''(Looks at the ticket)'' It says you were doing 80 in a 40.\\

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'''[=McGee=]''': Let me see. ''(Looks at the ticket)'' It says you were doing 80 in a 40.\\
1st May '17 9:57:44 AM JJHIL325
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->'''Ziva''': Unbelievable!\\

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->'''Ziva''': ''(Muttering something in Hebrew underneath her breath)'' Unbelievable!\\



'''[=McGee=]''': ''(Looks at the ticket)'' It says you were doing 80 in a 40.\\
'''Ziva''': Not the ''entire'' time.\\

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'''[=McGee=]''': Let me see. ''(Looks at the ticket)'' It says you were doing 80 in a 40.\\
'''Ziva''': Not the ''entire'' '''''entire''''' time.\\
13th Apr '17 9:24:17 PM JJHIL325
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'''Tony''': Ooh. You know what that means, [=McGee=].
'''[=McGee=]''': The system works.
'''Ziva''': I was barely going over the limit!
'''[=McGee=]''': ''(Looks at the ticket)'' It says you were doing 80 in a 40.
'''Ziva''': Not the ''entire'' time.

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'''Tony''': Ooh. You know what that means, [=McGee=].
[=McGee=].\\
'''[=McGee=]''': The system works.
works.\\
'''Ziva''': I was barely going over the limit!
limit!\\
'''[=McGee=]''': ''(Looks at the ticket)'' It says you were doing 80 in a 40.
40.\\
'''Ziva''': Not the ''entire'' time.\\
13th Apr '17 9:23:39 PM JJHIL325
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->'''Ziva''': Unbelievable!\\
'''Tony''': You finally saw ''Film/TheCryingGame''?\\
'''Ziva''': No! I got a speeding ticket!\\
'''Tony''': Ooh. You know what that means, [=McGee=].
'''[=McGee=]''': The system works.
'''Ziva''': I was barely going over the limit!
'''[=McGee=]''': ''(Looks at the ticket)'' It says you were doing 80 in a 40.
'''Ziva''': Not the ''entire'' time.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "Secrets"

18th Mar '17 5:34:17 PM Storygirl000
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'''Everyone:''' LET LAYLA DRIVE!!!\\

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'''Everyone:''' LET LAYLA DRIVE!!!\\DRIVE!!!
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