History Quotes / DrivesLikeCrazy

19th Apr '18 5:52:29 AM Chabal2
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->'''Jake:''' Get off the sidewalk, you lunatic!



<He has experience.>\\

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<He <[[ExactWords He has experience.>\\]]>\\



-->-- Marco drives to a meat-packing plant, ''{{Literature/Animorphs}}'', "The Experiment''

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-->-- Marco drives a truck full of cows to a meat-packing plant, ''{{Literature/Animorphs}}'', "The Experiment''
14th Apr '18 10:00:55 AM Luigifan
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'''Nyamo''': [[DeadpanSnarker Isn't it better for fewer people to die]]?

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'''Nyamo''': [[DeadpanSnarker Isn't it better for fewer people to die]]?die?]]



They shot over the edge and onto the tracks at over 120 kph, to the chorus of the Children screaming in alarm. The darkness of the train tunnel into the Geofront loomed in front of them, angling steeply down.

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They shot over the edge and onto the tracks at over 120 kph, to the chorus of the Children [[OhCrap screaming in alarm.alarm]]. The darkness of the train tunnel into the Geofront loomed in front of them, angling steeply down.



''They made it to Misatoís apartment in record time again, screeching to a halt in a backward power slid into a parking space that violated at least two laws of physics and, Shinji thought, at least one of causality, but didnít appear to implode the universe.''

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''They made it to Misatoís apartment in record time again, screeching to a halt in a backward power slid slide into a parking space that violated at least two laws of physics and, Shinji thought, at least one of causality, but didnít appear to implode the universe.''
21st Mar '18 1:18:04 PM fighwitt
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->'''ComicBook/JeanGrey:''' You know. We don't have to take the bus. I could drive us to where ever we're going.\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} Scott Summers]]:''' I would really like to get there alive, thanks.\\
'''Jean:''' My driving isn't that bad.\\
'''Scott:''' Most people don't take turns on two wheels. Not to mention almost running down two of her teammates who were walking up the drive, minding their own business, while she was going ninety miles an hour. I don't think Hank and Bobby are ever going to recover. Every time they see you blasting up the drive now, they instinctively dive for cover.\\
'''Jean:''' I don't know why all of you are making such a big deal about this. I didn't hit them.\\
'''Scott:''' Only because both of them dove into a ditch to avoid the path of your oncoming car. You know, most people try to steer the car away from pedestrians not towards them. Then there was the time you knocked Warren's side mirror off, and glued it back on with Super Glue. Or the time you managed to get that huge scratch along the side of the professor's Buick and tried it hide it with six bottles of nail polish.\\
'''Jean:''' Okay, okay. Quit the ragging.\\
'''Scott:''' Somebody has to; Hank's too traumatized to do it since you almost ran him down.
-->--''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears''
13th Jan '18 6:25:54 AM NekoTroper
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->'''Liara:''' Truck!
->'''Shepard:''' I know.
->'''Liara:''' ''Truck!!''
->'''Shepard:''' ''I know!''
->'''Liara:''' ''Ahhhhhh!''
->'''Shepard:''' There we go.
->'''Liara:''' ''You're enjoying this!''
-->-- Exchange from ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
2nd Jan '18 8:04:47 AM Storygirl000
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-->-- Cam, ''WesternAnimation/{{Detentionaire}}

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-->-- Cam, ''WesternAnimation/{{Detentionaire}}
''WesternAnimation/{{Detentionaire}}''
2nd Jan '18 8:04:24 AM Storygirl000
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->''Woah'', Mrs. Ping! Every drive with you is like an adventure in almost ''dying!'' ...Don't get me wrong, though, you know, it's awesome.
-->-- Cam, ''WesternAnimation/{{Detentionaire}}
13th Dec '17 10:19:28 AM nm3youtube
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->This month is all about doing the impossible in Alabama.\\\
It snowed here last week.\\
[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Senate_special_election_in_Alabama,_2017 We elected a democrat this week.]]\\
Next week, we will finally learn how to use a turn signal.
-->-- '''The Ostrich''', [[https://twitter.com/ALostrich/status/940983886477185024 Twitter]]
1st Nov '17 7:09:59 PM IchigoMontoya
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'''Obi-Wan:''' I don't mind flying, but you're committing suicide!

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'''Obi-Wan:''' I don't mind flying, but what you're committing doing is suicide!
3rd Oct '17 3:45:32 PM dalek955
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[[folder:Webcomics]]

->'''Sam:''' Bottom line. How safe is a .2 millirem dose [of radiation]? \\
'''Florence:''' It's safer than driving with you across town. \\
'''Helix:''' Florence, standing in a burning building while blind circus midgets throw knives at you is safer than driving across town with Sam. \\
'''Florence:''' You're right. Bad example.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

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29th Sep '17 2:33:37 PM dalek955
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->'''Anakin:''' Sorry, Master. I forgot you don't like [[FlyingCar flying]].\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' I don't mind flying, but you're committing suicide!
-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/AttackOfTheClones''
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