History Quotes / DrivesLikeCrazy

14th Dec '15 5:22:32 AM MachRider1985
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->''Kaji was silent mostly because he was dodging traffic at absurd speeds and violating just about every law on the books doing it.''\\ ''They made it to Misato’s apartment in record time again, screeching to a halt in a backward power slid into a parking space that violated at least two laws of physics and, Shinji thought, at least one of causality, but didn’t appear to implode the universe.'' -->-- ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''
23rd Nov '15 4:27:44 AM Prfnoff
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-->-- '''Greg Ayres''', referring to the character from ''ChronoCrusade''
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-->-- '''Greg Ayres''', referring to the character from ''ChronoCrusade'' ''Manga/ChronoCrusade''

-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Unskippable}}'' on ''DriverSanFrancisco''
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-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Unskippable}}'' on ''DriverSanFrancisco'' ''VideoGame/DriverSanFrancisco''
11th Nov '15 12:59:46 AM MachRider1985
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->''"Uh, yeah, can I call you back? Misato's trying to kill us."''\\ ''"I am not," Misato snapped as the car drifted out onto the highway, slammed the car into a lower gear, and gunned it. The car fishtailed a bit, and then straightened as its tiny four cylinder engine roared, a look of manic glee on the driver's face.''\\ ''"You know what the best thing about a rental car is, Shinji?"''\\ ''"No, what?"''\\ ''"No car can accelerate quicker, corner harder, or go from reverse into drive at a higher speed!"'' -->-- ''Fanfic/LastChildOfKrypton'', ''chapter 2''
30th Oct '15 10:41:43 AM Gorank
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->--''WesternAnimation/DuckTalesTheMovieTreasureOfTheLostLamp''
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->--''WesternAnimation/DuckTalesTheMovieTreasureOfTheLostLamp'' -->--''WesternAnimation/DuckTalesTheMovieTreasureOfTheLostLamp''
15th Oct '15 5:59:04 PM HeroGal2347
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->'''Launchpad:''' Please put your seats back in the upright position.\\ '''Scrooge:''' Just put the ''plane'' in an upright position! ->--''WesternAnimation/DuckTalesTheMovieTreasureOfTheLostLamp''
15th Oct '15 10:04:23 AM MachRider1985
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->''Misato roared through the streets of Tokyo-3 in her car as if all the Angels were chasing her. Asuka laughed with delight while Shinji clung to his seatbelt, shaking. "Faster, faster!" Asuka shouted, while Shinji prayed for engine failure.''\\ ''"I'm gonna have to slow down soon, or I'll drive right through our apartment building. I don't think the Andersons would like that." Misato took the corner at about fifty miles an hour without any trouble, thanks to the absence of any traffic. Shinji, on the other hand, was glad he hadn't eaten dinner yet.'' -->-- ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod'', ''chapter 5''
13th Sep '15 2:29:50 AM MachRider1985
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13th Sep '15 2:28:35 AM MachRider1985
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->''Normally, a ride in Misato's car was a hair raising experience for the Third Child, who didn't have the strongest stomach and had discovered that he had a genuine aversion to the idea of dying when the possibility of it started to actually seem real.''\\ ''And that was when his guardian was just out for a leisurely Sunday drive or something. When she had to get somewhere as soon as possible—such as when she needed to get her two charges to NERV Headquarters so they could get into their Evangelions before an Angel bearing down on the city arrived—being a passenger in her car was a truly terrifying ordeal.'' -->--''Fanfic/SOE2LoneHeirOfKrypton'', ''chapter 17''
6th Sep '15 11:42:33 AM nombretomado
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-->-- '''WebVideo/GameChap''', when Bertie is at the wheel in ''NeedForSpeed''
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-->-- '''WebVideo/GameChap''', when Bertie is at the wheel in ''NeedForSpeed'' ''VideoGame/NeedForSpeed''
17th Aug '15 2:29:50 PM BananaPancakes
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->'''Chiyo:''' Um... since Yukari-sensei's car looks a bit more spacious, why not put three people over there?\\ '''Nyamo:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Isn't it better for fewer people to die]]?
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->'''Chiyo:''' ->'''Chiyo''': Um... since Yukari-sensei's car looks a bit more spacious, why not put three people over there?\\ '''Nyamo:''' '''Nyamo''': [[DeadpanSnarker Isn't it better for fewer people to die]]?

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->'''Jake:''' Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!\\ '''Marco:''' I can't drive with you screaming in my ear.\\ '''Jake:''' You can't drive at all!
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->'''Jake:''' ->'''Jake''': Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!\\ '''Marco:''' '''Marco''': I can't drive with you screaming in my ear.\\ '''Jake:''' '''Jake''': You can't drive at all!

->Frankly, Dad didn't drive our car well at all. But he did drive it fast. He terrified all of us, but particularly Mother. She sat next to him on the front seat - with two of the babies on her lap - and alternated between clutching Dad's arm and closing her eyes in supplication. Whenever we rounded a corner, she would try to make a shield out of her body to protect the babies from what she felt sure would be mutilation or death.
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->Frankly, Dad didn't drive our car well at all. But he did drive it fast. He terrified all of us, but particularly Mother. She sat next to him on the front seat - -- with two of the babies on her lap - -- and alternated between clutching Dad's arm and closing her eyes in supplication. Whenever we rounded a corner, she would try to make a shield out of her body to protect the babies from what she felt sure would be mutilation or death.

->'''[[OurAngelsAreDifferent Aziraphale]]:''' Watch out for that pedestrian!\\ '''[[OurDemonsAreDifferent Crowley]]:''' It's on the street, it knows the risks it's taking!
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->'''[[OurAngelsAreDifferent Aziraphale]]:''' Aziraphale]]''': Watch out for that pedestrian!\\ '''[[OurDemonsAreDifferent Crowley]]:''' It's Crowley]]''': {{It|IsDehumanizing}}'s on the street, it knows the risks it's taking!

->'''Martha:''' Blimey, did you have to pass a test to drive this thing?\\ '''Doctor:''' Yes, and I failed it.
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->'''Martha:''' ->'''Martha''': Blimey, did you have to pass a test to drive this thing?\\ '''Doctor:''' '''Doctor''': Yes, and I failed it.

'''Parker''': (''nonchalantly'') Before I stole cars I was a getaway driver.\\ '''Hardison''': "Before?!" You started stealing cars when you were twelve!
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'''Parker''': (''nonchalantly'') [''Nonchalantly''] Before I stole cars I was a getaway driver.\\ '''Hardison''': "Before?!" "Before"?! You started stealing cars when you were twelve!

(''later'')\\
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(''later'')\\[''Later'']\\

->A taxidriverman is what I want to be\\
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->A taxidriverman taxi driver man is what I want to be\\

-->-- '''DaveBarry''', [[http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/08/11/754230/driving-while-stupid.html "Driving while Stupid"]]
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-->-- '''DaveBarry''', '''Creator/DaveBarry''', [[http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/08/11/754230/driving-while-stupid.html "Driving while Stupid"]]
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