History Quotes / DrJerk

28th Nov '15 10:57:27 AM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Dr. Percival "Perry" Cox''', ''{{Scrubs}}''

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-->-- '''Dr. Percival "Perry" Cox''', ''{{Scrubs}}''
''Series/{{Scrubs}}''
23rd Dec '14 10:15:01 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Dr. Nancy Snyderman achieved the impossible last October when she temporarily dethroned Matt Lauer as the smuggiest smug smugger of the ''{{Series/Today}}'' show by breaking the voluntary Ebola quarantine she promised to put herself under and by releasing a bullshit statement where she took zero responsibility....''Iím sorry! My butt wasnít bleeding and I wanted mac and cheese. Get over it, you paranoid whores!''\\\
And as my mom would say, '[[Series/TheDoctorOzShow DR. OZ]] WOULD NEVER!' Dr. Oz would gladly stay in his house and film a month-long special titled: ''How To Lose Your Stubborn Belly Fat While Under A 21-Day Ebola Quarantine.''"''

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->''"Dr. Nancy Snyderman achieved the impossible last October when she temporarily dethroned Matt Lauer as the smuggiest smug smugger of the ''{{Series/Today}}'' show by breaking the voluntary Ebola quarantine she promised to put herself under and by releasing a bullshit statement where she took zero responsibility....''Iím sorry! My butt wasnít bleeding and I wanted mac and cheese. Get over it, you paranoid whores!''\\\
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->''And
as my mom would say, '[[Series/TheDoctorOzShow DR. OZ]] WOULD NEVER!' Dr. Oz would gladly stay in his house and film a month-long special titled: ''How To Lose Your Stubborn Belly Fat While Under A 21-Day Ebola Quarantine.''"''
3rd Dec '14 4:31:07 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Dr. Nancy Snyderman achieved the impossible last October when she temporarily dethroned Matt Lauer as the smuggiest smug smugger of the ''{{Series/Today}}'' show by breaking the voluntary Ebola quarantine she promised to put herself under and by releasing a bullshit statement where she took zero responsibility....''Iím sorry! My butt wasnít bleeding and I wanted mac and cheese. Get over it, you paranoid whores!''\\\
And as my mom would say, '[[Series/TheDoctorOzShow DR. OZ]] WOULD NEVER!' Dr. Oz would gladly stay in his house and film a month-long special titled: ''How To Lose Your Stubborn Belly Fat While Under A 21-Day Ebola Quarantine.''"''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/03/the-today-shows-dr-nancy-snyderman-is-sort-of-kind-of-sorry-for-violating-ebola-quarantine/ Michael K.]]'''
10th Jul '14 10:23:36 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I am DrMario and I prescribe advice\\

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->''"I am DrMario and I prescribe advice\\high-fives\\
10th Jul '14 8:51:39 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I am DrMario and I prescribe advice\\
Laughter's the best medicine, so-- ''(backhands patient)'' BWAHAHA, you fell down"''
-->--'''{{Music/Brentalfloss}}''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc-EP-0xEDQ "Dr. Mario with lyrics"]]
24th Mar '14 10:48:14 AM Javertshark13
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->''"Those people seem to have the mistaken idea that doctors are volunteer workers, or something like that. We are concerned with the academic first, saving lives second."''

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->''"Those people seem to have the mistaken idea that doctors are volunteer workers, or something like that. We are concerned with the academic first, saving lives second.Our priority is to progress as medical scholars before we save lives."''
24th Mar '14 10:47:13 AM Javertshark13
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->''Those people seem to have the mistaken idea that doctors are volunteer workers, or something like that. We are concerned with the academic first, saving lives second."

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->''Those ->''"Those people seem to have the mistaken idea that doctors are volunteer workers, or something like that. We are concerned with the academic first, saving lives second.""''
24th Mar '14 10:46:28 AM Javertshark13
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->''"Those people seem to have the mistaken idea that doctors are volunteer workers, or something like that. We are concerned with the academic first, saving lives second."

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->''"Those ->''Those people seem to have the mistaken idea that doctors are volunteer workers, or something like that. We are concerned with the academic first, saving lives second."
24th Mar '14 10:46:03 AM Javertshark13
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24th Mar '14 10:45:49 AM Javertshark13
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->''"Those people seem to have the mistaken idea that doctors are volunteer workers, or something like that. We are concerned with the academic first, saving lives second."
-->-- '''Director Heinemann''', ''Anime/{{Monster}}''
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