History Quotes / DownTheDrain

1st Apr '16 5:11:14 AM Morgenthaler
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-->-- '''PCGamer.com''' retro review of ''[[http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/09/13/saturday-crapshoot-future-wars/ Future Wars]]''

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-->-- '''PCGamer.'''Magazine/PCGamer.com''' retro review of ''[[http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/09/13/saturday-crapshoot-future-wars/ Future Wars]]''

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22nd May '15 8:06:56 AM erforce
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-->--'''Richard Cobbett''', ''[[http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/10/01/saturday-crapshoot-dalek-attack/ PC Gamer's Saturday Crapshoot]]''

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-->--'''Richard -->-- '''Richard Cobbett''', ''[[http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/10/01/saturday-crapshoot-dalek-attack/ PC Gamer's Saturday Crapshoot]]''



-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves'' (NES}

->Can you tell me something? Why does every Zelda game have to have a water temple and ''why do they always have to suck so much?!'' Ocarina of Time's water temple? I'd rather drown.

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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment -->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves'' ''VideoGame/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves'' (NES}

->Can you tell me something? Why does every Zelda ''Zelda'' game have to have a water temple and ''why do they always have to suck so much?!'' Ocarina ''Ocarina of Time's Time'''s water temple? I'd rather drown.
24th Apr '15 12:52:27 PM Prfnoff
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-->--'''''[[JakAndDaxter Jak II]]'''''

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-->--'''''[[JakAndDaxter Jak II]]'''''
-->-- ''VideoGame/JakIIRenegade''
17th Mar '15 10:45:23 PM johnnyfog
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->"The rules here are pretty simple. Are you making a ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' game? Your first level may be set in a sewer. Are you making ''any other game whatsoever?'' Then the moment you start working on a sewer level is the time to put down your keyboard and back away slowly from the games industry. These levels have precisely one purpose Ė to make every other kind feel better in comparison."

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->"The ->The rules here are pretty simple. Are you making a ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' game? Your first level may be set in a sewer. Are you making ''any other game whatsoever?'' Then the moment you start working on a sewer level is the time to put down your keyboard and back away slowly from the games industry. These levels have precisely one purpose Ė to make every other kind feel better in comparison."



->"Were sewer levels ever compelling? From the beginning of gaming history, all they ever were was a way to needlessly pad out the game with mazes, insane jumping puzzles, bullshit death traps, switch flipping and giant rat stomping. It's just about the fastest way I can think of to kill my enthusiasm for any game [aside from [[{{Phantasmagoria 2}} main characters talking to their pet rats]].]"
-->-- '''TheSpoonyOne''', '''''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'''''

->"Can you tell me something? Why does every Zelda game have to have a water temple and ''why do they always have to suck so much?!'' Ocarina of Time's water temple? I'd rather drown. Twilight Princess's water temple? I'd rather drown! And [[AC:OH GOD]] the Great Bay Temple from Majora's Mask! (voice quivering) [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I'd rather drown...]]"

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->"Were sewer levels ever compelling? From ->I'm pretty sure the beginning of gaming history, all they ever were was a way to needlessly pad out the game with mazes, insane jumping puzzles, bullshit death traps, switch flipping and giant rat stomping. It's just about the fastest way I can think of to kill my enthusiasm for any game [aside from [[{{Phantasmagoria 2}} main characters talking to their pet rats]].]"
-->-- '''TheSpoonyOne''', '''''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'''''

->"Can
sewers underneath Jerusalem don't run ''blue''.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves'' (NES}

->Can
you tell me something? Why does every Zelda game have to have a water temple and ''why do they always have to suck so much?!'' Ocarina of Time's water temple? I'd rather drown. Twilight Princess's water temple? I'd rather drown! And [[AC:OH GOD]] the Great Bay Temple from Majora's Mask! (voice quivering) [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I'd rather drown...]]"drown.



->"Uuuuuuugh... I donít want to go down into the sewers... I donít even want to write about going down in the sewers..."

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->"Uuuuuuugh...->Uuuuuuugh... I donít want to go down into the sewers... I donít even want to write about going down in the sewers..."



->'''Quasimodo''': Is this the Court of Miracles?
->'''Phoebus''': [[DeadpanSnarker Offhand, I'd say it's the Court of Ankle-deep Sewage]].

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->'''Quasimodo''': Is this the Court of Miracles?
->'''Phoebus''':
Miracles? \\
'''Phoebus''':
[[DeadpanSnarker Offhand, I'd say it's the Court of Ankle-deep Sewage]].



->''"This isn't the kind of place where I'd choose to spend my holidays!" quips the game, quippily, as you descend into yet another fine product of Sewer Level Inc. Yes, Sewer Level Inc: "Padding Your Stupid Games Since 1986."''

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->''"This ->This isn't the kind of place where I'd choose to spend my holidays!" quips the game, quippily, as you descend into yet another fine product of Sewer Level Inc. Yes, Sewer Level Inc: "Padding Your Stupid Games Since 1986."''
14th Sep '14 4:34:27 AM EryliaStarheart
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->'''This isn't the kind of place where I'd choose to spend my holidays!'" quips the game, quippily, as you descend into yet another fine product of Sewer Level Inc. Yes, Sewer Level Inc: "Padding Your Stupid Games Since 1986."''

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->'''This ->''"This isn't the kind of place where I'd choose to spend my holidays!'" holidays!" quips the game, quippily, as you descend into yet another fine product of Sewer Level Inc. Yes, Sewer Level Inc: "Padding Your Stupid Games Since 1986."''
14th Sep '14 4:33:56 AM EryliaStarheart
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-->-- ''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame''

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-->-- ''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame''
''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame''

->'''This isn't the kind of place where I'd choose to spend my holidays!'" quips the game, quippily, as you descend into yet another fine product of Sewer Level Inc. Yes, Sewer Level Inc: "Padding Your Stupid Games Since 1986."''
-->-- '''PCGamer.com''' retro review of ''[[http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/09/13/saturday-crapshoot-future-wars/ Future Wars]]''
9th Aug '14 3:01:28 PM MysteriousZorua1994
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->'''Quasimodo'': Is this the Court of Miracles?

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->'''Quasimodo'': ->'''Quasimodo''': Is this the Court of Miracles?
9th Aug '14 3:01:13 PM MysteriousZorua1994
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->'''Quasimodo'': Is this the Court of Miracles?
->'''Phoebus''': [[DeadpanSnarker Offhand, I'd say it's the Court of Ankle-deep Sewage]].
-->-- ''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame''
11th May '14 5:40:46 PM NoxSky12599
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->The rules here are pretty simple. Are you making a ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' game? Your first level may be set in a sewer. Are you making ''any other game whatsoever?'' Then the moment you start working on a sewer level is the time to put down your keyboard and back away slowly from the games industry. These levels have precisely one purpose Ė to make every other kind feel better in comparison.

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->The ->"The rules here are pretty simple. Are you making a ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' game? Your first level may be set in a sewer. Are you making ''any other game whatsoever?'' Then the moment you start working on a sewer level is the time to put down your keyboard and back away slowly from the games industry. These levels have precisely one purpose Ė to make every other kind feel better in comparison. "



->''"Were sewer levels ever compelling? From the beginning of gaming history, all they ever were was a way to needlessly pad out the game with mazes, insane jumping puzzles, bullshit death traps, switch flipping and giant rat stomping. It's just about the fastest way I can think of to kill my enthusiasm for any game [aside from [[{{Phantasmagoria 2}} main characters talking to their pet rats]].]"''

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->''"Were ->"Were sewer levels ever compelling? From the beginning of gaming history, all they ever were was a way to needlessly pad out the game with mazes, insane jumping puzzles, bullshit death traps, switch flipping and giant rat stomping. It's just about the fastest way I can think of to kill my enthusiasm for any game [aside from [[{{Phantasmagoria 2}} main characters talking to their pet rats]].]"'']"


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->"Uuuuuuugh... I donít want to go down into the sewers... I donít even want to write about going down in the sewers..."
-->-- '''[[LetsPlay/TheDarkId The Dark Id's]]''' LetsPlay of '''''VideoGame/{{Xenogears}}''''': ''[[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2041/ Episode XXXIX: The Fucking Sewer Level]]''
25th Apr '14 1:57:28 PM whatthefbomb
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->"Can you tell me something? Why does every Zelda game have to have a water temple and ''why do they always have to suck so much?!'' Ocarina of Time's water temple? I'd rather drown. Twilight Princess's water temple? I'd rather drown! And [[AC:OH GOD]] the Great Bay Temple from Majora's Mask! (voice quivering) [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I'd rather drown...]]"
-->-- '''{{WebVideo/Jontron}}''', talking about the series's recurringly [[ScrappyLevel scrappy levels]] in his video on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YkI5hAN5FU 6 Horrible Boss Battles]]
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