History Quotes / Doorstopper

16th Feb '15 11:54:21 AM StFan
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-->-- '''WarrenEllis''' in notes to ''DoktorSleepless'' #6

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-->-- '''WarrenEllis''' '''Creator/WarrenEllis''' in notes to ''DoktorSleepless'' ''ComicBook/DoktorSleepless'' #6
7th Dec '14 3:04:05 AM SaramarCar
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->''"...there is an ever-increasing body of opinion which holds that the ''Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary'' is not worth the fleet of lorries it takes to cart its microstored edition around in."''

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->''"... there is an ever-increasing body of opinion which holds that the ''Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary'' is not worth the fleet of lorries it takes to cart its microstored edition around in."''
10th Sep '14 9:58:12 PM NoxSky12599
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--> -- '''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Discworld/MenAtArms''

->''"...there is an ever-increasing body of opinion which holds that the Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary is not worth the fleet of lorries it takes to cart its microstored edition around in."''
--> -- ''Literature/LifeTheUniverseAndEverything''

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--> -- -->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Discworld/MenAtArms''

->''"...there is an ever-increasing body of opinion which holds that the Ultra-Complete ''Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary Dictionary'' is not worth the fleet of lorries it takes to cart its microstored edition around in."''
--> -- -->-- ''Literature/LifeTheUniverseAndEverything''



--> -- '''''{{Unshelved}}''''' [[http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060723 on]] ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' is three books long, and each book is as long as three books!
--> -- '''Marco''', ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}''

->"''A big book is a big evil.''"
--> -- '''Callimachus''', poet and catalogue writer of the Library of Alexandria

->''I do not know how successful "The Kindly Ones" was, how close I got or how far I came from what I set out to say. Still, it's the heaviest of all of these volumes, and thus, in hardback at least, could undoubtedly be used [[ImprovisedWeapon to stun a burglar]]; which has always been my definition of [[TrueArt real art]].''
--> -- '''Creator/NeilGaiman''', afterword to ''ComicBook/TheSandman'' Volume 9.

-> ''How long is [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows this one]]? Because I've promised to read the whole thing to my son. I read him the last one, ''Harry Potter and the Structurally Reinforced Bedside Table''.
--> -- '''Hugh Dennis''', ''Series/MockTheWeek''.

->[[UsefulBook "I like a thick book because it will]] steady a table, a leather volume to strop a razor and a heavy book to throw at the cat."

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--> -- -->-- '''''{{Unshelved}}''''' [[http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060723 on]] ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' ->''"''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' is three books long, and each book is as long as three books!
--> --
books!"''
-->--
'''Marco''', ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}''

->"''A ->''"A big book is a big evil.''"
--> --
"''
-->--
'''Callimachus''', poet and catalogue writer of the Library of Alexandria

->''I ->''"I do not know how successful "The ''The Kindly Ones" Ones'' was, how close I got or how far I came from what I set out to say. Still, it's the heaviest of all of these volumes, and thus, in hardback at least, could undoubtedly be used [[ImprovisedWeapon to stun a burglar]]; which has always been my definition of [[TrueArt real art]].''
--> --
"''
-->--
'''Creator/NeilGaiman''', afterword to ''ComicBook/TheSandman'' Volume 9.

-> ''How ->''"How long is [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows this one]]? Because I've promised to read the whole thing to my son. I read him the last one, ''Harry Potter and the Structurally Reinforced Bedside Table''.
--> --
Table''."''
-->--
'''Hugh Dennis''', ''Series/MockTheWeek''.

->[[UsefulBook "I ->''"[[UsefulBook I like a thick book because it will]] steady a table, a leather volume to strop a razor and a heavy book to throw at the cat.""''



->"You decide to consult with the Colonel's bottomless wisdom. Good grief this thing is huge. It could kill a cat if you dropped it."

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->"You ->''"You decide to consult with the Colonel's bottomless wisdom. Good grief this thing is huge. It could kill a cat if you dropped it.""''



-> ''Do you realize this adventure is nearing 5000 panels? And now we have to watch you [[Webcomic/{{Jailbreak}} flounder around in a jail cell]] for god knows how long? Exactly how many panels do you want this to go on for? [[MemeticMutation Over 9000]]? Nobody wants that. Nobody even wants to hear the phrase "over 9000."''

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-> ''Do ->''"Do you realize this adventure is nearing 5000 panels? And now we have to watch you [[Webcomic/{{Jailbreak}} flounder around in a jail cell]] for god knows how long? Exactly how many panels do you want this to go on for? [[MemeticMutation Over 9000]]? Nobody wants that. Nobody even wants to hear the phrase "over 9000.9000"."''



-> ''If attention span was dead, Creator/JKRowling wouldn't be selling paperbacks thick enough to choke a pig, and Creator/NealStephenson wouldn't be making a living off books the size of the first bedsit I lived in.''
--> '''WarrenEllis''' in notes to ''DoktorSleepless'' #6

-> ''I want to unwind, not read a book that's longer than Rapunzel's pubic hair!
--> '''[[Series/RedDwarf Arnold Rimmer]]''' on ''Literature/WarAndPeace''

-> ''So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name [[Creator/JKRowling "Rohw-ling"]], you have my permission to hit them over the head with not with [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix Order of the Phoenix]], that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.''
--> '''Creator/StephenFry'''

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-> ''If ->''"If attention span was dead, Creator/JKRowling wouldn't be selling paperbacks thick enough to choke a pig, and Creator/NealStephenson wouldn't be making a living off books the size of the first bedsit I lived in.''
-->
"''
-->--
'''WarrenEllis''' in notes to ''DoktorSleepless'' #6

-> ''I ->''"I want to unwind, not read a book that's longer than Rapunzel's pubic hair!
-->
hair!"''
-->--
'''[[Series/RedDwarf Arnold Rimmer]]''' on ''Literature/WarAndPeace''

-> ''So ->''"So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name [[Creator/JKRowling "Rohw-ling"]], you have my permission to hit them over the head with not with [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix Order of the Phoenix]], that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.''
-->
"''
-->--
'''Creator/StephenFry'''
2nd Sep '14 10:41:51 PM NoxSky12599
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-> ''So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name [[Creator/JKRowling "Rohw-ling"]], you have my permission to hit them over the head with not with [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix Order of the Phoenix]], that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.''
--> '''Creator/StephenFry'''
2nd Sep '14 10:41:51 PM NoxSky12599
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20th Dec '13 11:00:34 AM LongLiveHumour
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--> -- '''''{{Unshelved}}''''' [[http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060723 on]] ''ASongOfIceAndFire''

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--> -- '''''{{Unshelved}}''''' [[http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060723 on]] ''ASongOfIceAndFire''
''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''



--> -- '''NeilGaiman''', afterword to ''ComicBook/TheSandman'' Volume 9.

-> ''How long is [[HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows this one]]? Because I've promised to read the whole thing to my son. I read him the last one, ''Harry Potter and the Structurally Reinforced Bedside Table.
--> -- '''Hugh Dennis''', ''MockTheWeek''.

to:

--> -- '''NeilGaiman''', '''Creator/NeilGaiman''', afterword to ''ComicBook/TheSandman'' Volume 9.

-> ''How long is [[HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows this one]]? Because I've promised to read the whole thing to my son. I read him the last one, ''Harry Potter and the Structurally Reinforced Bedside Table.
Table''.
--> -- '''Hugh Dennis''', ''MockTheWeek''.
''Series/MockTheWeek''.



-->-- '''MarkTwain'''

to:

-->-- '''MarkTwain'''
'''Creator/MarkTwain'''



-> ''If attention span was dead, Creator/JKRowling wouldn't be selling paperbacks thick enough to choke a pig, and NealStephenson wouldn't be making a living off books the size of the first bedsit I lived in.''

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-> ''If attention span was dead, Creator/JKRowling wouldn't be selling paperbacks thick enough to choke a pig, and NealStephenson Creator/NealStephenson wouldn't be making a living off books the size of the first bedsit I lived in.''



-> ''I want to unwind, not read a book that's longer than Repunzel's Pubic Hair!
--> '''[[RedDwarf Arnold Rimmer]]''' on ''WarAndPeace''

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-> ''I want to unwind, not read a book that's longer than Repunzel's Pubic Hair!
Rapunzel's pubic hair!
--> '''[[RedDwarf '''[[Series/RedDwarf Arnold Rimmer]]''' on ''WarAndPeace''''Literature/WarAndPeace''
19th Dec '13 12:58:18 AM LongLiveHumour
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-> ''If attention span was dead, JKRowling wouldn't be selling paperbacks thick enough to choke a pig, and NealStephenson wouldn't be making a living off books the size of the first bedsit I lived in.''

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-> ''If attention span was dead, JKRowling Creator/JKRowling wouldn't be selling paperbacks thick enough to choke a pig, and NealStephenson wouldn't be making a living off books the size of the first bedsit I lived in.''
7th Sep '13 1:38:55 PM mariofan1000
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-> ''I want to unwind, not read a book that's longer than Repunzel's Pubic Hair!
--> '''[[RedDwarf Arnold Rimmer]]''' on ''WarAndPeace''
26th Jun '13 3:07:44 PM ProdigalSon
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-> ''If attention span was dead, JKRowling wouldn't be selling paperbacks thick enough to choke a pig, and NealStephenson wouldn't be making a living off books the size of the first bedsit I lived in.''
--> '''WarrenEllis''' in notes to ''DoktorSleepless'' #6
4th May '13 4:39:47 PM nombretomado
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->''TheLordOfTheRings'' is three books long, and each book is as long as three books!

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->''TheLordOfTheRings'' ->''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' is three books long, and each book is as long as three books!
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