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->Yippie-tie-yi-yo, stay awake little doggie!\\
I wish you could sing but I know that you can't\\
Yippie-tie-yi-yo, stay awake little doggie!\\
The sunshine is bright but I know that you aint.
-->-- ''Literature/HankTheCowdog'': "Slim's Boring Song"
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->'''Owen''': Sometimes it's so nice to sit and think.
->'''Dingo''': Yeah.
->''Beat panel''
->''Beat panel''
->'''Dingo''': I'm actually just sitting.
-->-- ''Owen Comics'', [[http://owencomics.com/comic/just/ just]]
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->''I don't think a dog,''
->''Has a brain in his head.''
->''You'd never see me,''
->''Doing dumb things like that''
->''Because I'm really smart.''
->'''I am a cat.'''
-->-- ''There's a Dragon in my Wagon'', "Dogs Are Dumb"
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->I'm totally serious. The fact that [[TheNoseKnows I smelled some other dog's pee on a curb]] was about ten thousand times more interesting to my dog brain than the squealing car was.

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->I'm ->[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm totally serious.serious]]. The fact that [[TheNoseKnows I smelled some other dog's pee on a curb]] was about ten thousand times more interesting to my dog brain than the squealing car was.
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->SCRRREEEEECCCCHHH! A car slammed on its brakes and missed me by a couple of feet. A couple of feet! I mean, if the driver had been one millisecond slower to hit the brakes, I'd have been roadkill. But my complete dog-brain reaction to that near-death experience was, "Cool! I smell something!"
->I'm totally serious. The fact that [[TheNoseKnows I smelled some other dog's pee on a curb]] was about ten thousand times more interesting to my dog brain than the squealing car was.
-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #10: The Android''
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Quotes around the final string of barks


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->''1. "Bark!"\\
2. "Time to eat!"\\
3. "Bark! Bark!"\\
4. "Here's an object! I'd better pee on it!"\\
5. "Or have sex with it!"\\
6. "Bark! Bark! Bark!"\\
7. "Mmmm! Crotch!"\\
8. "Time to eat again!"\\
9. "Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!"\\
10. Bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­bark­!''
-->-- ''Creator/DaveBarry's Money Secrets'', "The Ten Basic Dog Thoughts"
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-->-- '''DaveBarry''', ''The Problem with Pets''

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-->-- '''DaveBarry''', '''Creator/DaveBarry''', ''The Problem with Pets''
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-->-- '''Runt''', ''{{Animaniacs}}''

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-->-- '''Runt''', ''{{Animaniacs}}''
''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''
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->''My name is Runt, but my master calls me Stupid. What a nice guy!''
-->-- '''Runt''', ''{{Animaniacs}}''
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-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', on Boomer in ''IndependenceDay''.

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-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', on Boomer in ''IndependenceDay''.

''Film/IndependenceDay''.

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-->-- '''TheNostalgiaChick''', on Boomer in ''IndependenceDay''.

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-->-- '''TheNostalgiaChick''', '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', on Boomer in ''IndependenceDay''.
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->''Is this the dumbest dog in America? People screaming and dying all around him and he's standing there like he wants to be burned alive.''
-->-- '''TheNostalgiaChick''', on Boomer in ''IndependenceDay''.

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