History Quotes / Discworld

16th Feb '18 10:01:38 PM costanton11
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->"As far as leaders go, the only reason I'd follow him into battle, is out of curiosity."

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->"As
->'''Rincewind:''' As
far as leaders go, go the only reason I'd follow him into battle, is out of curiosity."
curiosity.

->'''Dibbler:''' Dragon Detector sir?
->'''Rincewind:''' How does it work?
->'''Dibbler:''' When the end bursts into flames you've found your dragon, 1 shilling. I'm cutting me own throut.

->'''Rincewind:''' [[DoubleEntendre Hands off my pixels.]]

->'''Bursur:''' We have wisdom and you do not. For instance. This is the action of a clever man (throws a paper plane to Rincewind)
->'''Rincewind:''' What's so clever about writing down the word monkey? (librarian does the tarzan and hits Rincewind)
->'''Bursur:''' Wisdom, my lad, is never cheap.
->'''Rincewind:''' Well I didn't know you were selling it by the pound. (comical drum roll)

->'''Chucky the Jester:''' Oh a visitor.
->'''Puppet:''' Oh Chucky Chucky Chucky!!!



-> "Hands off my pixels
8th Oct '17 8:52:28 AM nombretomado
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-> “He can’t stop us. [[TheBluesBrothers We’re on a mission from Glod]].”

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-> “He can’t stop us. [[TheBluesBrothers [[Film/TheBluesBrothers We’re on a mission from Glod]].”



->Azhural raised his staff. "It's fifteen hundred miles to Ankh-Morpork," he said. "[[TheBluesBrothers We've got three hundred and sixty-three elephants, fifty carts of forage, the monsoon's about to break and we're wearing... we're wearing... sort of things, like glass, only dark... dark glass things on our eyes...]]"

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->Azhural raised his staff. "It's fifteen hundred miles to Ankh-Morpork," he said. "[[TheBluesBrothers "[[Film/TheBluesBrothers We've got three hundred and sixty-three elephants, fifty carts of forage, the monsoon's about to break and we're wearing... we're wearing... sort of things, like glass, only dark... dark glass things on our eyes...]]"
6th Jun '17 9:49:42 PM Carnildo
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-> Some of the sheep
--> The corresponding list of ''non''-dangerous things
31st May '17 6:59:40 PM nombretomado
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-> Usually there is, on the pillow, a very elderly teddy bear called Mr Wobble. Traditionally, in the lexicon of pathos, such a bear should have only one eye, but as the result of a childhood error in Glenda’s sewing, he has three, and is [[YogiBear more enlightened than the average bear]].

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-> Usually there is, on the pillow, a very elderly teddy bear called Mr Wobble. Traditionally, in the lexicon of pathos, such a bear should have only one eye, but as the result of a childhood error in Glenda’s sewing, he has three, and is [[YogiBear [[WesternAnimation/YogiBear more enlightened than the average bear]].
20th Apr '17 3:07:47 PM KhymChanur
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-> The Patrician of Ankh-Morpork sat back on his austere chair with the sudden bright smile of a very busy person at the end of a crowded day who's suddenly found in his schedule a reminder saying: 7.00-7.05, Be Cheerful and Relaxed and a People Person.



-> For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

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-> For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) © run away from, and (d) rocks.
26th Dec '16 3:09:45 PM KhymChanur
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-> If he’d been a hero, he would have taken the opportunity to say, ‘That’s what I call sorted!’ Since he wasn’t a hero, he threw up.


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-> If he’d been a hero, he would have taken the opportunity to say, ‘That’s ‘[[BondOneLiner That’s what I call sorted!’ sorted!]]’ Since he wasn’t a hero, he threw up.

9th Oct '16 2:59:48 PM DustSnitch
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-> This has annoyed a number of people who feel, somehow, that it should not, and who want a monarch instead, thus replacing [[TheChessmaster a man who has achieved his position]] by [[ManipulativeBastard cunning]], a [[AwesomenessByAnalysis deep understanding]] of the realities of the human psyche, [[TheSocialExpert breathtaking diplomacy]], a certain prowess [[BadAss with the stiletto dagger]], and, all agree, a mind like a [[XanatosSpeedChess finely balanced circular saw]], with a man who has [[BlueBlood got there by being born]]. [[note]] A third proposition, that the city be governed by a choice of [[SleazyPolitician respectable members of the community]] who would promise not to give themselves airs or betray the public trust at every turn, was instantly the subject of music-hall jokes all over the city.[[/note]]


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-> This has annoyed a number of people who feel, somehow, that it should not, and who want a monarch instead, thus replacing [[TheChessmaster a man who has achieved his position]] by [[ManipulativeBastard cunning]], a [[AwesomenessByAnalysis deep understanding]] of the realities of the human psyche, [[TheSocialExpert breathtaking diplomacy]], a certain prowess [[BadAss with the stiletto dagger]], dagger, and, all agree, a mind like a [[XanatosSpeedChess finely balanced circular saw]], with a man who has [[BlueBlood got there by being born]]. [[note]] A third proposition, that the city be governed by a choice of [[SleazyPolitician respectable members of the community]] who would promise not to give themselves airs or betray the public trust at every turn, was instantly the subject of music-hall jokes all over the city.[[/note]]

13th Aug '16 4:15:34 PM nombretomado
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-> ‘What is sticking in your foot is a Mitzy “Pretty Lucretia” four-inch heel, the most dangerous footwear in the world. Considered as pounds per square inch, it’s like being trodden on by a very pointy elephant. [[DirtyHarry Now, I know what you’re thinking]]: you’re thinking, “Could she press it all the way through to the floor?” And, you know, I’m not sure about that myself. The sole of your boot might give me a bit of trouble, but nothing else will. But that’s not the worrying part. The worrying part is that I was forced practically at knifepoint to take ballet lessons as a child, which means I can kick like a mule; you are sitting in front of me; and ''I have another shoe''.

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-> ‘What is sticking in your foot is a Mitzy “Pretty Lucretia” four-inch heel, the most dangerous footwear in the world. Considered as pounds per square inch, it’s like being trodden on by a very pointy elephant. [[DirtyHarry [[Film/DirtyHarry Now, I know what you’re thinking]]: you’re thinking, “Could she press it all the way through to the floor?” And, you know, I’m not sure about that myself. The sole of your boot might give me a bit of trouble, but nothing else will. But that’s not the worrying part. The worrying part is that I was forced practically at knifepoint to take ballet lessons as a child, which means I can kick like a mule; you are sitting in front of me; and ''I have another shoe''.
7th Jul '16 5:37:30 PM Doug86
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->"Hah, I can just see [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare a real playsmith]] putting ''donkeys'' in [[AMidsummerNightsDream a play]]!"


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->"Hah, I can just see [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare a real playsmith]] putting ''donkeys'' in [[AMidsummerNightsDream [[Theatre/AMidsummerNightsDream a play]]!"

4th May '16 10:50:32 AM Dame-Amaryllis
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* ''The Assasins' Guild School was created by taking a typical British boarding school and turning all the knobs up [[UpToEleven way past eleven]], especially the one labelled "violence".''

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* ''The Assasins' Assassins' Guild School was created by taking a typical British boarding school and turning all the knobs up [[UpToEleven way past eleven]], especially the one labelled "violence".''
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