History Quotes / Discworld

5th Nov '15 3:38:13 PM roxana
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->'''Vimes'''"Think of it (shipwreck) as the lesser of two evils."
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->'''Vimes'''"Think ->'''Vimes''': "Think of it (shipwreck) as the lesser of two evils."

->'''Vimes''' (''drawing his sword'') "Me."
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->'''Vimes''' (''drawing his sword'') sword''): "Me."
5th Nov '15 3:36:54 PM roxana
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->'''Vimes'''"Think of it (shipwreck) as the lesser of two evils." ->'''Ship Captain''': What's the other? ->'''Vimes''' (''drawing his sword'') "Me."
5th Nov '15 10:38:34 AM stopthattimerave
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->'''Vetinari:'''You think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
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->'''Vetinari:'''You ->'''Vetinari: '''You think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
13th Sep '15 6:31:05 PM Conradus
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-> "In those days rich young men from Ankh-Morpork used to go on what we called the Grand Sneer, visiting far-flung countries and cities in order to see at first hand how inferior they were."
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-> "In those days rich young men from Ankh-Morpork used to go on what we called [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Tour the Grand Sneer, Sneer]], visiting far-flung countries and cities in order to see at first hand how inferior they were."
24th Jul '15 12:49:49 AM Morgenthaler
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-> Forget [[ThePrincessAndThePea peas and mattresses]]—sheer natural selection had established over the years that the royal families that survived longest were those whose members could distinguish an assassin in the dark by the noise he was clever enough not to make, because, in court circles, there was always [[TheUsurper someone]] ready to cut the heir with a knife.
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-> Forget [[ThePrincessAndThePea [[Literature/ThePrincessAndThePea peas and mattresses]]—sheer natural selection had established over the years that the royal families that survived longest were those whose members could distinguish an assassin in the dark by the noise he was clever enough not to make, because, in court circles, there was always [[TheUsurper someone]] ready to cut the heir with a knife.
28th Jun '15 10:34:52 PM Auztria
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-> The watchmen realized that the man holding them up had paused to redesign his weapon and had given it to them to hold while he looked for a screwdriver. This was a thing that did not often happen.
12th Mar '15 9:01:22 AM HHog
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-> [[AC: '''death:''' pickles of all sorts don't seen to make it. i'm sorry.]]
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-> [[AC: '''death:''' pickles of all sorts don't seen seem to make it. i'm sorry.]]
14th Jan '15 7:42:20 PM KhymChanur
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Separate paragraphs of same quote with \\\, to get alternating coloring right
-> “I hate cats.” -> [[AC:I see.]] The tone suggested that [[StealthPun death was too good for cat-haters.]]
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-> “I hate cats.” -> ”\\\ [[AC:I see.]] The tone suggested that [[StealthPun death was too good for cat-haters.]]

-> "'Tis not right, a woman going into such places by herself." -> Granny nodded. She thoroughly approved of such sentiments so long as there was, of course, no suggestion that they applied to her.
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-> "'Tis not right, a woman going into such places by herself." -> "\\\ Granny nodded. She thoroughly approved of such sentiments so long as there was, of course, no suggestion that they applied to her.

->“And then, I hope, we shall leave him to fight his battles in his own way.” ->“Quite right. Provided he looks like winning.”
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->“And then, I hope, we shall leave him to fight his battles in his own way.” ->“Quite ”\\\ “Quite right. Provided he looks like winning.”
14th Jan '15 7:39:55 PM KhymChanur
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-> As the cauldron bubbled, an eldritch voice shrieked, "When shall we three meet again?" -> Another voice said, in far more ordinary tones, "Well, I can do next Tuesday."
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-> As the cauldron bubbled, an eldritch voice shrieked, "When shall we three meet again?" -> again?"\\\ Another voice said, in far more ordinary tones, "Well, I can do next Tuesday."
16th Jun '14 11:56:48 PM VioletStrange
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-> "I don’t want to hit the ground. It’s never done anything to me."
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