History Quotes / DisSimile

20th Aug '16 11:16:25 AM StrangeBro
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->It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Except we're not shooting, they're not fish, and there's no barrel.
-->--'''Link''', ''RhettAndLink: Commercial Kings''
2nd Aug '16 4:16:42 AM Morgenthaler
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->'''Jay:''' Rich, can you just think about the fact that you compared ''[[UltraSuperDeathGorefestChainsawer3000 Killing American Style]]'' to ''TheLastTemptationOfChrist''? Just think about that.\\

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->'''Jay:''' Rich, can you just think about the fact that you compared ''[[UltraSuperDeathGorefestChainsawer3000 Killing American Style]]'' to ''TheLastTemptationOfChrist''? ''Film/TheLastTemptationOfChrist''? Just think about that.\\
18th Jul '16 3:54:12 AM eroock
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->''"Football is like chess, only without the dice."''
-->-- Attributed to Lukas Podolski, German football player
2nd Oct '15 9:07:10 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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-->-- ''UminekoNoNakuKoroNi: Alliance of the Golden Witch''

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-->-- ''UminekoNoNakuKoroNi: ''VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry: Alliance of the Golden Witch''
21st Apr '15 3:14:24 PM johnnyfog
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'''Clark:''' "You can't trust Lex." A given now that Lana herself has stated many times.\\

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'''Clark:''' "You can't trust Lex." A given now now, that Lana herself has stated many times.\\
21st Apr '15 3:12:54 PM johnnyfog
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->Was it true? Had Lex traded in the red, white, and blue for [=DiBiase=]’s green? No, said Luger. Tatanka insisted Luger was lying, while Lex embarked on a lousy PR campaign...\\\
The purpose of this dud of an angle? Vince had to ham-fistedly prove a point about [[RealLifeWritesThePlot his steroid trial that summer.]] See, just because someone was accused of wrongdoing didn’t mean he wasn’t '''totally 100% innocent'''. If Wrestling/LexLuger could be framed, so could Wrestling/VinceMcMahon! And I guess that meant [[DrFeelgood Dr. Zahorian]] was like Wrestling/TedDiBiase? And that it was the federal prosecutor who was actually distributing the steroids, not Vince? Okay, I guess the parallels ended there. In other words, this angle was the second-most insulting analogy for the [=McMahon=] steroid trial in history. But you’ve got to admire [=McMahon’s=] chutzpah for using Lex Luger [[CanonSue as a symbol of his innocence]] on steroid charges.

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->Was it true? Had Lex Wrestling/{{Lex|Luger}} traded in the red, white, and blue for [=DiBiase=]’s [[Wrestling/TedDiBiase DiBiase’s]] green? No, said Luger. Tatanka {{Wrestling/Tatanka}} insisted Luger was lying, while Lex embarked on a lousy PR campaign...\\\
The purpose of this dud of an angle? Vince had to ham-fistedly prove a point about [[RealLifeWritesThePlot his steroid trial that summer.]] See, just because someone was accused of wrongdoing didn’t mean he wasn’t '''totally 100% innocent'''. If Wrestling/LexLuger Lex Luger could be framed, so could Wrestling/VinceMcMahon! And I guess that meant [[DrFeelgood Dr. Zahorian]] was like Wrestling/TedDiBiase? [=Ted DiBiase?=] And that it was the federal prosecutor who was actually distributing the steroids, not Vince? Okay, I guess the parallels ended there. In other words, this angle was the second-most insulting analogy for the [=McMahon=] steroid trial in history. But you’ve got to admire [=McMahon’s=] chutzpah for using Lex Luger [[CanonSue as a symbol of his innocence]] on steroid charges.
21st Apr '15 3:08:24 PM johnnyfog
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What sort of brain-damage does it take to argue this with a straight face? Do they really, really, think someone will say "My god, a lunch counter is JUST LIKE a romantic interest. There's no way to someone could tell them apart. If a business doesn't want to serve any blacks, that's just like not having sex with someone". But apparently, this is all part of the "[[{{Newspeak}} right of association]]" in Libertarianism.

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What sort of brain-damage [[ChewbaccaDefense brain-damage]] does it take to argue this with a straight face? Do they really, really, think someone will say "My god, a lunch counter is JUST LIKE a romantic interest. There's no way to someone could tell them apart. If a business doesn't want to serve any blacks, that's just like not having sex with someone". But apparently, this is all part of the "[[{{Newspeak}} right of association]]" in Libertarianism.
21st Apr '15 3:02:13 PM johnnyfog
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->'What is it about the "lunch counter" that is different from a date? ... is it violence to be overtly racist in selecting a romantic interest? If so, how should we prevent it? If not, why not. Is it because the relationship is not primarily economical, in the narrow sense?'\\\
What sort of brain-damage does it take to argue this with a straight face? Do they really, really, think someone will say "My god, a lunch counter is JUST LIKE a romantic interest. There's no way to someone could tell them apart. If a business doesn't want to serve any blacks, that's just like not having sex with someone". But apparently, this is all part of the "[[{{Newspeak}} right of association]]" in Libertarianism.
-->--'''[[http://sethf.com/essays/major/libstupid.php Seth Finkelstein]]''', "Libertarianism Make You Stupid"
9th Apr '15 8:25:04 AM johnnyfog
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->And here we go. Get your fist ready and [[ShootTheTv apologize to your monitor in advance]], because Heather Mills' tongue is at it again. Poor, poor, poor Heather is just sick of being nailed to the cross with LIES and she is ready to spend her whole life fighting to get the truth out there. Heather is like a cunty version of [[Series/TheXFiles Fox Mulder]]. Better yet, she’s this generation’s Gandhi. There goes your fist…
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2009/08/11/behold-the-new-gandhi/ Michael K.]]''', "The New Ghandi"



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->I think that sometimes when people hear that I might have gotten success off of [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians a reality show]], they take that as a negative. We're filming our tenth season right now and we've had nine seasons of spin-offs, so our show, we have more episodes than ''Series/ILoveLucy.''
-->--'''Creator/KimKardashian''', Re/Code Code/Mobile conference (2014)

->That’s a good komparison, because it’s well known that Lucy, a legendary comedian, got ''I Love Lucy'' after [[PretenderDiss the F-list brother of a singer peed on her in a sex tape.]]
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/29/night-crumbs-220/ Michael K.]]'''
27th Mar '15 7:36:10 PM johnnyfog
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->And here we go. Get your fist ready and [[ShootTheTv apologize to your monitor in advance]], because Heather Mill’s tongue is at it again. Poor, poor, poor Heather is just sick of being nailed to the cross with LIES and she is ready to spend her whole life fighting to get the truth out there. Heather is like a cunty version of [[Series/TheXFiles Fox Mulder]]. Better yet, she’s this generation’s Gandhi. There goes your fist…\\\
Heather told her local paper in Brighton that she can relate to Malcolm X, Martin Luther King and Gandhi, because they were all attacked by ''[=H8rs=]'' while trying to truth-tell. The [[Series/JonAndKatePlusEight Kate Gosselin]] of the UK queefed, ''“They were people who went through controversy to put the truth forward and they weren’t afraid to fight and I can relate to that completely.”''\\\
Gandhi believed in non-violence, but I think he would agree that we can briefly put that belief on hold to whoop this trick’s ass!

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->And here we go. Get your fist ready and [[ShootTheTv apologize to your monitor in advance]], because Heather Mill’s Mills' tongue is at it again. Poor, poor, poor Heather is just sick of being nailed to the cross with LIES and she is ready to spend her whole life fighting to get the truth out there. Heather is like a cunty version of [[Series/TheXFiles Fox Mulder]]. Better yet, she’s this generation’s Gandhi. There goes your fist…\\\
Heather told her local paper in Brighton that she can relate to Malcolm X, Martin Luther King and Gandhi, because they were all attacked by ''[=H8rs=]'' while trying to truth-tell. The [[Series/JonAndKatePlusEight Kate Gosselin]] of the UK queefed, ''“They were people who went through controversy to put the truth forward and they weren’t afraid to fight and I can relate to that completely.”''\\\
Gandhi believed in non-violence, but I think he would agree that we can briefly put that belief on hold to whoop this trick’s ass!
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