History Quotes / DirtyCop

12th Nov '17 10:38:27 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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->'''Smithers:''' Shouldn't we call the police?\\
'''Mr. Burns:''' Every last one is on the take! And I should know, [[CorruptCorporateExecutive I'm the one]] [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney on the give]].
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
15th Oct '17 8:47:46 AM amitakartok
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-> (To the corrupt Judge Lex) How much were you paid to [[MythologyGag betray the law]]?!

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-> (To ->'''Dredd:''' What's the corrupt price of a Judge Lex) How much were you paid these days?
->'''Lex:''' Million. Split four ways.
->'''Dredd:''' [[BondOneLiner Three ways now.]]
->'''Lex:''' Suits me.
->'''Dredd:''' Doesn't sound like much,
to [[MythologyGag betray the law]]?!law. To betray the city.
->'''Lex:''' Save that shit for the rookies. Twenty years I've been on the streets. You know what Mega City One is, Dredd... it's a fuckin' [[{{Dystopia}} meat grinder]]. People go in one end and [[LudicrousGibs meat]] comes out the other. All we do is turn the handle.
26th Jun '17 10:13:11 AM JackG
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->No-one loves a bent copper.
-->-- '''Doyle''', ''Series/TheProfessionals''
5th Jun '17 12:45:22 PM needsanewhobby
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-->-- Chief Wiggum, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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-->-- Chief Wiggum, '''Chief Wiggum''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
5th Jun '17 12:44:21 PM needsanewhobby
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->Do you seriously think the police would accept a bribe? If we wanted that necklace, we'd just steal it from the evidence locker!
-->-- Chief Wiggum, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
8th May '16 2:42:50 AM AnotherEpicFail
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[[AC: Tabletop Games]]

->You came to know your power intimately, just as you came to know [[{{Streetwalker}} the preening women in stilettos and fishnets]] who would kneel before you in alleyways, servicing you free of charge lest you drag them kicking and screaming before the duty sergeant to face a charge of soliciting. [[HookersAndBlow You came to savor the kick of crack as you inhaled, lighter-flame dancing before your bloodshot eyes]]. You came to depend upon the money you took in return for looking the other way.
->You never thought of yourself as the bad guy, much less "evil." Hell, you never even thought of yourself as corrupt. From the talk around the station, you knew that sooner or later, every cop bent a little in the wind - bent or broke.
-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Setites''
5th Apr '16 11:21:15 AM Morgenthaler
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-->--'''Marv''', ''SinCity: The Hard Goodbye''

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-->--'''Marv''', ''SinCity: ''Film/SinCity: The Hard Goodbye''
23rd Mar '16 9:52:32 AM DrRomoray
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->'''Kojak''': It's the badge, You used it, Nick. And that's not what it's there for. It's not a credit card.\\
'''Ferro''': It was personal. What's the matter, a cop can't be human? he can't be like other people?\\
'''Kojak''': You tried it. What's your answer?
-->--''{{Series/Kojak}}'', "Web of Death"
1st Dec '15 6:53:08 PM Luigifan
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Itís a show of power. How dare anybody ignore the authority of Civic Center? How dare a bunch of freaks try to think for themselves? So letís go out and stomp on [[KillThePoor children, lunatics, and incompetents]], because by damn it makes our balls feel big.

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Itís a show of power. How dare anybody ignore the authority of Civic Center? How dare a bunch of freaks try to think for themselves? So letís go out and [[PoliceBrutality stomp on on]] [[KillThePoor children, lunatics, and incompetents]], because by damn it makes our balls feel big.



->'''Ryan''': You know, it does me no good to hand over the video tape and then [[ILied you guys turn around and take us out.]]\\

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->'''Ryan''': You know, it does me no good to hand over the video tape and then [[ILied you guys turn around and take us out.]]\\out]].\\



->Beating people up in little rooms... he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you'd do it for a bad one. You couldn't say "we're the good guys" and do bad-guy things.

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->Beating ->[[PoliceBrutality Beating people up in little rooms...rooms]]... he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you'd do it for a bad one. You couldn't say "we're the good guys" and do bad-guy things.



'''Eddie Pulaski''': It's a good thing [[{{Frameup}} we found you and retrieved the murder weapon.]]

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'''Eddie Pulaski''': It's a good thing [[{{Frameup}} we found you and retrieved the murder weapon.]]weapon]].



->No one's playing games with you Mr. Marston. But if we were to play some games, it would be some interesting ones we could play: like hanging you for murder, or confiscating all your property--like that little farm of yours--''or!'' ''Or!'' Having you put in an electric chair! Those are the sort of games we ''could'' play.

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->No one's playing games with you Mr. Marston. But if we were to play some games, it would be some interesting ones we could play: like hanging you for murder, or confiscating all your property--like property -- like that little farm of yours--''or!'' yours -- ''or!'' ''Or!'' Having you put in an electric chair! Those are the sort of games we ''could'' play.



->The truth is everyone wants the license to get a little dirty now and then. Our job [[InherentInTheSystem is to keep it manageable.]]

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->The truth is everyone wants the license to get a little dirty now and then. Our job [[InherentInTheSystem is to keep it manageable.]]manageable]].



-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201412/least-influential-people-2014 Drew Magary]]''', "The 30 Least Influential People of 2014

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-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201412/least-influential-people-2014 Drew Magary]]''', "The 30 Least Influential People of 2014
2014"



->The cops don't know or care that there are gay people who are tops, bottoms, versatile, or something in between. They know and care even less about consent. They believe that if you're gay, it means you enjoy sucking any dick you stumble upon. And the actions of terrified people under duress seem to confirm their biases. If the choice is 'Give a hopefully intentionally terrible blow job' or 'have drugs planted on you and go to prison forever,' you tend toward the former.

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->The cops don't know or care that there are gay people who are tops, bottoms, versatile, or something in between. They know and care even less about consent. They believe that if you're gay, it means you enjoy sucking any dick you stumble upon. And the actions of terrified people under duress seem to confirm their biases. If the choice is 'Give a hopefully intentionally terrible blow job' or 'have drugs [[{{Frameup}} planted on you you]] and go to prison forever,' you tend toward the former.



->I stood there dumbly wondering what to do. Right in front of me, two men were being knocked about by four men who were, quite simply, enjoying their work. I was also witness to the fact that the victims had ''not'' resisted arrest, which of course [[CutHimselfShaving would be the police explanation for what happened.]] Cravenly, I got back into the cab. I asked my driver if he would be a witness with me. He shook his head sadly. 'I don't want no trouble. This [[ViceCity is a mighty dirty town]].'

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->I stood there dumbly wondering what to do. Right in front of me, two men were being knocked about by four men who were, quite simply, enjoying their work. I was also witness to the fact that the victims had ''not'' resisted arrest, which of course [[CutHimselfShaving would be the police explanation for what happened.]] happened]]. Cravenly, I got back into the cab. I asked my driver if he would be a witness with me. He shook his head sadly. 'I don't want no trouble. This [[ViceCity is a mighty dirty town]].'
1st Nov '15 5:51:14 AM hamonrye
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