History Quotes / DickDastardlyStopsToCheat

-->-- '''[[TropeNamer Dick Dastardly]]''', WesternAnimation/WackyRaces

->'''Megatron:''' Hmm, I suppose, given my imminent godhood, these primitives should really be beneath my intention. Ah, still, [[EvilIsPetty no score is too small to settle]], I always say.

'''[[DemonLordsAndArchdevilsIIFC]]: '''Passé. Contracts are for people who have something to hide. We simply don't need to trick you if we can get what we want by playing it straight.

-> ''"It may seem counterintuitive, but you'd be surprised at how often it's some of the best players that inevitably try to fake runs. You might think that having the talent to achieve a world record would make someone less susceptible to cheating, but it often works against them; if anything, having a better understanding of a game makes you even more likely to cheat, which is why at the top level, proof standards are so important."''

-> ''"It may seem counterintuitive, but you'd be surprised at how often it's some of the best players that inevitably try to fake runs. You might think that having the talent to achieve a world record would make someone less susceptible to cheating, but it often works against them; having talent tends to make people feel entitled. If anything, having a better understanding of a game makes you even more likely to cheat, which is why at the top level, proof standards are so important."''
-->-- '''Karl Jobst''', ''[[https://youtu.be/AFrQ1_2bbsI The Worst Fake Speedrun on Youtube]]''

->''I must use strategy...I will cheat!''

->''"...there's a bloke with a goatee, shifty eyes and an army of robots who starts off ostensibly as an ally, but is so arse-wipingly [[ObviouslyEvil obviously the villain]] that the game absentmindedly forgets to establish that he is. After they complete their mission together, he just goes "Bored now!" and kidnaps someone for literally no reason and to nobody's surprise.\\

-->--''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'', ''VideoGame/{{Knack}}''

-->-- '''[[TropeNamer Dick Dastardly]]''', WackyRaces

-->--'''UsefulNotes/LyndonBJohnson''', 1969

->''Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.''

->''"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."''

->''"I'll win this race fair and square, even if I have to cheat to do it!"''
--> -- '''Dick Dastardly''', WackyRaces

->''"I must use strategy...I will cheat!"''

->''"So the Soviets were from the New England Patriots school of cheating, which says that even if you're vastly superior to your opponent, you cheat anyway. Just for the pure hell of it."''

-->-- '''{{Cracked}}.com''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_16073_the-7-ballsiest-sports-cheats-ever.html The 7 Ballsiest Sports Cheats Ever]]''

->''"One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards."''
--> -- '''OscarWilde'''

->''"(...)After he was caught, the entire pentathlon team was disqualified and the British won the gold. As if being caught performing a fairly obvious attempt at cheating, the story still manages to get more embarrassing as, after the confiscation of the sword, the bout continued and Boris ran away as a convincing winner. So the Soviets were from the New England Patriots school of cheating, which says that even if you're vastly superior to your opponent, you cheat anyway. Just for the pure hell of it."''

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