History Quotes / DemoReel

28th Mar '16 1:47:12 PM Morgenthaler
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-->'''Tacoma''': Oh, um, Cameron Diaz in ''BeingJohnMalkovich'', they didn't make her look hot in there.

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-->'''Tacoma''': Oh, um, Cameron Diaz in ''BeingJohnMalkovich'', ''Film/BeingJohnMalkovich'', they didn't make her look hot in there.
27th Jun '13 7:51:45 AM erforce
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-->'''Donnie''': Don't tell me, they didn't like this [[{{Skyfall}} one]] either.

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-->'''Donnie''': Don't tell me, they didn't like this [[{{Skyfall}} [[Film/{{Skyfall}} one]] either.
3rd May '13 9:58:30 PM 6635
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-->'''Donnie''': I've realized something. Life is not a movie. You can try your best, do everything correct, and yet you can still fail. Just get used to it. It's the way things are gonna happen, because you can try your best to do everything right, and in the end you still wake up in the middle of the forest, abandoned and dying to death. Nobody's gonna save me right now, I'm just gonna die alone.

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-->'''Donnie''': I've realized something. Life -->'''Quinn''': My ''God'' this is not a movie. You can try your best, do everything correct, depressing, and yet you can still fail. Just get used to it. It's the way things are gonna happen, because you can try your best to do everything right, and in the end you still wake up in the middle of the forest, abandoned and dying to death. Nobody's gonna save me right now, I'm just Irish! I'm gonna die alone.have to put on Angela's Ashes, just so I can remember what it's like to laugh again.



-->'''Donnie''': I don't know how my mom used to love this stuff. I don't know how she carried that enthusiasm, how she used to carry herself with so much brightness and then... how did it get her through such tough times? How did that carry her? How can I just get a little bit of that right now, just a little bit to get me through this pain... The answer is? I can't. Nobody can. So just give up.

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-->'''Donnie''': I don't know how my mom I've realized something. Life is not a movie. You can try your best, do everything correct, and yet you can still fail. Just get used to love this stuff. I don't know how she carried that enthusiasm, how she used it. It's the way things are gonna happen, because you can try your best to carry herself with so much brightness do everything right, and then... how did it get her through such tough times? How did that carry her? How can I just get a little bit in the end you still wake up in the middle of that the forest, abandoned and dying to death. Nobody's gonna save me right now, I'm just a little bit to get me through this pain... The answer is? I can't. Nobody can. So just give up.gonna die alone.


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-->'''Donnie''': I don't know how my mom used to love this stuff. I don't know how she carried that enthusiasm, how she used to carry herself with so much brightness and then... how did it get her through such tough times? How did that carry her? How can I just get a little bit of that right now, just a little bit to get me through this pain... The answer is? I can't. Nobody can. So just give up.
--->'''The Blair Witch Hangover'''
14th Apr '13 10:22:25 PM clower
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-->'''Rebecca''': [completely high off Karl's "coffee"] I’MJUSTAGLITCHGLITCHGLITCH YESYOUARE NOI’MNOT YOURJUSTAMISTAKE AHA ABUGINOURPERFECTLITTLEWORLD YOUDON’TBELONGHERE THAT’SNOTFAIR YOUNEEDWORK INEEDWORK YOUNEEDWORK NOTASMUCHASYOU STOPIT WORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORK HELLOSWEETIEWHATHAVEYOUDONEWITHYOURLIFE SHUTUPMOM!
--->'''Wreck It Ralph vs. Angry Birds'''

-->'''Felix!Tacoma''': So I hear you were married?
-->'''Rebecca''': (still high) OH YOU’D LIKE THAT WOULDN’T YOU?! LITTLE MISS PERFECT BEING SOME DOCTOR’S HOUSEWIFE. YOU WANT A MEATLOAF WHILE YOU’RE AT IT?!
--->'''Wreck It Ralph vs. Angry Birds'''
12th Apr '13 10:03:31 PM annette
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-->'''Donnie''': Hey honey, it's Donnie.
-->'''[[Creator/MaraWilson Wife]]''': ...Donnie? Why are ''you'' calling?
-->'''Donnie''': Y'know, just wanted to check up and stuff... see how things are going without me there.
-->'''Wife''': ...they're fine. As usual.
-->'''Donnie''': Hey, um, have you ever thought about watching anime?
-->'''Wife''': You mean like Pokemon?
-->'''Donnie''': No! No, like, I mean, yeah that is anime, but good anime. You know, I didn't think it existed, but there's some real good ones out there. They're actually- some are kinda smart.
-->'''Wife''': Liiike... what?
-->'''Donnie''': Well, okay! There's this one called, um, uh, Princess Monahican I think and it's pretty much about this wolf-girl who's fighting these humans from taking over the rainforest.
-->'''Wife''': That sounds like Captain Planet.
-->'''Donnie''': Yeah! I'm just realizing it as I'm saying it but you know what, it's actually done more subtle-er, it actually has a real subtle message.
-->'''Wife''': Which is...?
-->'''Donnie''': ...which is save the rainforest.
-->'''Wife''': “Save the rainforest”.
-->'''Donnie''': Yeah, okay okay, I know it doesn't sound very subtle but it's more subtle-er. I don't know, it's just, it's, something about being down here y'know, it just makes me think, like, I don't know, we should try different stuff, we should try seeing different things, like even stuff we think might be stupid.
-->'''Wife''': Well, that's fine, maybe we can do that when I'm in town next.
-->'''Donnie''': Okay. Well then I will just talk to you later then.
-->'''Wife''': Oh-kay!
-->'''Donnie''': Alright. Bye. Love y- [she hungs up]
-->'''Donnie''': [[SarcasmMode Yeah, that was smart]].
--->'''Lost In Translation (Bromance Version)'''
10th Apr '13 10:24:17 PM emeriin
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-->'''Donnie''': I've realized something. Life is not a movie. You can try your best, do everything correct, and yet you can still fail. Just get used to it. It's the way things are gonna happen, because you can try your best to do everything right, and in the end you still wake up in the middle of the forest, abandoned and dying to death. Nobody's gonna save me right now, I'm just gonna die alone.

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-->'''Donnie''': I've realized something. Life is not a movie. You can try your best, do everything correct, and yet -->'''Rebecca''': You'd think that talent would be something that mattered when you're trying to get cast but it really doesn't, like if you're pretty that's great, if you're dumb that's even better then you can still fail. Just get used to it. It's the way things are gonna happen, because don't have an opinion or have an idea on how you can try your best want to do everything right, the role.
-->'''Tacoma''': There's plenty of actresses who aren't traditionally attractive. Look at Kathy Bates.
-->'''Rebecca''': Character actress! She plays psychos
and smarmy bitches.
-->'''Fabrizio''': Yeah but
in the end that About Schmidt, she took her top off.
-->'''Rebecca''': And did
you still wake up in the middle see it?
-->'''Fabrizio''': No!
-->'''Rebecca''': Why?
-->'''Fabrizio''': Because she took her top off.
-->'''Rebecca''': Exactly.
-->'''Tacoma''': Alright, how about Judi Dench?
-->'''Rebecca''': She's British! She could read out
of the forest, abandoned phone book and dying it would sound credible.
-->'''Tacoma''': Okay then! How about Meryl Streep?
-->'''Rebecca''': Margaret Thatcher, Julia Childs, Skeletor's lover from Bridges Of Madison County? Shrews, cartoons, cougars and [=MILF=]s.
-->'''Tacoma''': Oh, um, Cameron Diaz in ''BeingJohnMalkovich'', they didn't make her look hot in there.
-->'''Rebecca''': Oh yeah! Let's take the hot chick and make her look frumpy. Brilliant! She can get any role she wants, do you know how many normal, ugly people would kill for that role? But no, let's hand it
to death. Nobody's gonna save me right now, the cute one and praise her for being edgy.
-->'''Tacoma''': [beaten] Huh.
-->'''Rebecca''': That's what being forty means in Hollywood, Tacoma.
I'm just gonna die alone.23. That means I'm at my midlife crisis. How sad is that?



-->'''Donnie''': I don't know how my mom used to love this stuff. I don't know how she carried that enthusiasm, how she used to carry herself with so much brightness and then... how did it get her through such tough times? How did that carry her? How can I just get a little bit of that right now, just a little bit to get me through this pain... The answer is? I can't. Nobody can. So just give up.

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-->'''Donnie''': I don't know how my mom I've realized something. Life is not a movie. You can try your best, do everything correct, and yet you can still fail. Just get used to love this stuff. I don't know how she carried that enthusiasm, how she used it. It's the way things are gonna happen, because you can try your best to carry herself with so much brightness do everything right, and then... how did it get her through such tough times? How did that carry her? How can I just get a little bit in the end you still wake up in the middle of that the forest, abandoned and dying to death. Nobody's gonna save me right now, I'm just a little bit to get me through this pain... The answer is? I can't. Nobody can. So just give up.gonna die alone.


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-->'''Donnie''': I don't know how my mom used to love this stuff. I don't know how she carried that enthusiasm, how she used to carry herself with so much brightness and then... how did it get her through such tough times? How did that carry her? How can I just get a little bit of that right now, just a little bit to get me through this pain... The answer is? I can't. Nobody can. So just give up.
--->'''The Blair Witch Hangover'''
9th Apr '13 10:12:47 PM emeriin
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-->'''Donnie''': I don't know how my mom used to love this stuff. I don't know how she carried that enthusiasm, how she used to carry herself with so much brightness and then... how did it get her through such tough times? How did that carry her? How can I just get a little bit of that right now, just a little bit to get me through this pain... The answer is? I can't. Nobody can. So just give up.

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-->'''Donnie''': I don't know how my mom I've realized something. Life is not a movie. You can try your best, do everything correct, and yet you can still fail. Just get used to love this stuff. I don't know how she carried that enthusiasm, how she used it. It's the way things are gonna happen, because you can try your best to carry herself with so much brightness do everything right, and then... how did it get her through such tough times? How did that carry her? How can I just get a little bit in the end you still wake up in the middle of that the forest, abandoned and dying to death. Nobody's gonna save me right now, I'm just a little bit to get me through this pain... The answer is? I can't. Nobody can. So just give up.gonna die alone.


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-->'''Donnie''': I don't know how my mom used to love this stuff. I don't know how she carried that enthusiasm, how she used to carry herself with so much brightness and then... how did it get her through such tough times? How did that carry her? How can I just get a little bit of that right now, just a little bit to get me through this pain... The answer is? I can't. Nobody can. So just give up.
--->'''The Blair Witch Hangover'''
9th Apr '13 10:08:36 PM emeriin
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-->'''Donnie''': I don't know how my mom used to love this stuff. I don't know how she carried that enthusiasm, how she used to carry herself with so much brightness and then... how did it get her through such tough times? How did that carry her? How can I just get a little bit of that right now, just a little bit to get me through this pain... The answer is? I can't. Nobody can. So just give up.
--->'''The Blair Witch Hangover'''
8th Apr '13 10:12:06 PM waspf
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--->'''Blue Patches'''

-->'''Donnie''': Being out there for so long made me realize something. Bad, strange stuff can consume people, like a certain group of people that I came across. But the way I see it, you can either be taken over by it, or you can choose to move on with your life, and I can say for sure now that I know what's important, who's important, and why they’re important. And with that said, [raises a toast], here's to good times, good people and a happy new year!
3rd Apr '13 10:51:13 PM emeriin
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-->'''Tacoma''': Ooh, what was your first sexual experience?
-->'''Rebecca''': [happily drunk] Well, I was camping with Uncle Frank...
-->'''Tacoma''' and '''Fabrizio''': Agh, dare, dare!
---> playing Truth or Dare in '''The Blair Witch Hangover'''
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