History Quotes / DeepSouth

27th May '16 2:08:04 PM DrRomoray
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And everybody knows about Mississippi,'' '''''goddamn!'''''

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And everybody knows about Mississippi,'' '''''goddamn!''''''''''goddam!'''''


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->I grew up here in the up-country. Bibles, barbecues, and broken backs. Everything gets just a little bit thicker this far south. The air, the blood, even me.
-->--''Series/HouseOfCardsUS''
26th Jan '16 6:46:29 PM hamonrye
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->When Music/NickCarter was arrested two weeks ago for being all kinds of drunk at a place called the Hog’s Breath Saloon in Florida and choking out a bouncer because they wouldn’t let him pour any more booze down his throat, even Florida was like “Slow down, Nick Carter – [[StopBeingStereotypical that’s TOO Florida.”]]
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2016/01/24/nick-carter-is-sorry-for-acting-like-a-fool-at-a-florida-saloon/ DListed]]'''''
2nd Dec '15 3:03:46 AM namingway
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->God, I hate living in Atlanta. You wanna give the United States an enema? I wanna stick it right here.

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->God, I hate living in Atlanta.{{UsefulNotes/Atlanta}}. You wanna give the United States an enema? I wanna stick it right here.



->So UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson, who favored separation of church and state, [[OrwellianEditor had to go.]] On the other hand, a new focus on the ''"significant contributions"'' of pro-slavery Confederate leaders during the civil war was added. Furthermore, the study of Sir UsefulNotes/IsaacNewton was dropped in favor of examining [[WarIsGlorious scientific advances through military technology]]...If you have children in Texas, you should move.
-->--''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2010/12/117-cynthia-dunbar.html Encyclopedia of Americans Loons]]'' on the Texas Board of Education

->For the rest of the year, I can’t say shit like, 'Why won’t my God BeaArthur answer my prayers?' Because my God has answered two of my prayers. New York Seltzer is making a comeback and video of [[Music/BritneySpears Our Lady of Cheetos]]’ sister bringing a knife to a Pita Pit fight has graced the Internet. On [[AnAssKickingChristmas New Year’s Eve Day]], a belated Christmas gift was given to us when TMZ reported that Jamie Lynn Spears broke up a brawl at a Pita Pit in Hammond, Louisiana by waving a long ass bread knife at everyone. The police were told that the brawl broke out after some trick busted a bottle on the head of Jamie Lynn’s friend...My favorite part is at the very beginning when the Pita Pit dude notices that a hose beast brawl just broke out, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight kind of shrugs to himself]] and calmly walks over to the phone to call the police. There must be a lot of fighting going on at the Pita Pit.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/13/dreams-do-come-true-theres-video-of-jamie-lynn-spears-pulling-out-a-knife-during-a-brawl/ Michael K.]]''', "Dreams Do Come True: There’s Video Of Jamie Lynn Spears Pulling Out A Knife During A Brawl"

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->So UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson, who favored separation ->And speaking of church and state, [[OrwellianEditor had to go.]] On Bay et al excusing themselves—there’s a brief diversion where the other hand, a new focus on the ''"significant contributions"'' of pro-slavery Confederate leaders during the civil war was added. Furthermore, the study of Sir UsefulNotes/IsaacNewton was dropped screenplay dabbles in favor of examining [[WarIsGlorious scientific advances through military technology]]...If you have children in Texas, you should move.
-->--''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2010/12/117-cynthia-dunbar.html Encyclopedia of Americans Loons]]'' on the
Texas Board of Education

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consent laws to explain why it’s okay for the rest of the year, I can’t say shit like, 'Why won’t my God BeaArthur answer my prayers?' Because my God has answered two of my prayers. New York Seltzer is making a comeback and video of [[Music/BritneySpears Our Lady of Cheetos]]’ sister bringing a knife 20-year-old boyfriend to be dating a Pita Pit fight has graced the Internet. On 17-year-old—I’m almost impressed at this commitment to being completely horrible).
-->--'''[[http://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/review.php?movie=23474&reviewer=429 Brett Gallman]]''' on ''Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction''

->On
[[AnAssKickingChristmas New Year’s Eve Day]], a belated Christmas gift was given to us when TMZ reported that Jamie Lynn Spears broke up a brawl at a Pita Pit in Hammond, Louisiana by waving a long ass bread knife at everyone. The police were told that the brawl broke out after some trick busted a bottle on the head of Jamie Lynn’s friend...everyone...My favorite part is at the very beginning when the Pita Pit dude notices that a hose beast brawl just broke out, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight kind of shrugs to himself]] and calmly walks over to the phone to call the police. There must be a lot of fighting going on at the Pita Pit.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/13/dreams-do-come-true-theres-video-of-jamie-lynn-spears-pulling-out-a-knife-during-a-brawl/ Michael K.]]''', "Dreams Do Come True: There’s Video Of Jamie Lynn Spears Pulling Out A Knife During A Brawl"
]]'''
9th Nov '15 3:56:28 PM namingway
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->''Oh right down south in the land of traitors\\
Rattlesnakes and alligators!\\
Where cotton's king and men are chattles!\\
Union boys will win the battles!''
-->--"Dixie's Land"



->''Oh right down south in the land of traitors\\
Rattlesnakes and alligators!\\
Where cotton's king and men are chattles!\\
Union boys will win the battles!''
-->--"Dixie's Land"

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->''Oh right down south in ->''For underneath her borders, the land of traitors\\
Rattlesnakes and alligators!\\
Where cotton's king and men are chattles!\\
Union boys
devil draws no lines\\
If you drag her muddy river, nameless bodies you
will win find\\
Whoa
the battles!''
-->--"Dixie's Land"
fat trees of the forest have hid a thousand crimes\\
The calender is lyin' when it reads the present time''
-->--"Here's To The State Of Mississippi", '''Music/PhilOchs'''



And [[BreadEggsMilkSquick put my white sheet on again]]\\

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And [[BreadEggsMilkSquick [[UsefulNotes/KuKluxKlan put my white sheet on again]]\\



-->--'''Music/TomLehrer''', "I Wanna Go back to Dixie"

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-->--'''Music/TomLehrer''', "I -->--"I Wanna Go back to Dixie"
Dixie", '''Music/TomLehrer'''



-->--'''Music/SteveTaylor''', "We Don't Need No Colour Code"

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-->--'''Music/SteveTaylor''', "We -->--"We Don't Need No Colour Code"
Code", ''Music/SteveTaylor'''
9th Nov '15 5:27:18 AM namingway
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Ad everybody knows about Mississippi, '''''goddamn!'''''
-->--'''Nina Simone'''

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Ad And everybody knows about Mississippi, Mississippi,'' '''''goddamn!'''''
-->--'''Nina Simone'''
-->--'''Music/NinaSimone'''
9th Nov '15 5:26:57 AM namingway
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->''Alabama's got me so upset\\
Tennessee's made me lose my rest\\
Ad everybody knows about Mississippi, '''''goddamn!'''''
-->--'''Nina Simone'''
10th Oct '15 8:58:52 PM hamonrye
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->''Oh right down south in the land of traitors\\
Rattlesnakes and alligators!\\
Where cotton's king and men are chattles!\\
Union boys will win the battles!''
-->--"Dixie's Land"
27th Aug '15 6:57:49 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Mike''', ''MST3K''

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-->-- '''Mike''', ''MST3K''
''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''
5th May '15 8:24:17 PM johnnyfog
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->''"There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories."''
-->--'''Wrestling/BobbyHeenan''', ''{{Wrestling/WCW}} Uncensored 1995''
27th Mar '15 7:21:13 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Peter Griffin''', ''FamilyGuy''

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-->-- '''Peter Griffin''', ''FamilyGuy''
''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
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