History Quotes / DeadpanSnarker

31st Dec '17 2:14:25 AM Siempie
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->'''The Doctor:''' ''(picks up [[ItMakesSenseInContext Hydroflax's disembodied head]])'' We have to assume the body is homing in on this.\\
'''River:''' So how do we stop it?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, we could chop his head off. ''(holds up head)'' Oh, look!\\
'''River:''' Does sarcasm help?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Husbands of River Song"
7th Nov '17 5:19:43 PM MasterN
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-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''' while freefalling down a BottomlessPit, ''VideoGame/Portal2''

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-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''' while [[spoiler: freefalling down a BottomlessPit, BottomlessPit]], ''VideoGame/Portal2''
7th Nov '17 5:10:17 PM MasterN
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'''Wednesday:''' They had sex.

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'''Wednesday:''' [[BrutalHonesty They had sex.]]
5th Nov '17 11:16:00 AM lillolillo
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->'''Frasier:''' When was the last time you had an unexpressed thought?
->'''Niles:''' I'm having one now.

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->'''Frasier:''' When was the last time you had an unexpressed thought?
->'''Niles:'''
thought?\\
'''Niles:'''
I'm having one now.



->'''Cylon Pilot:''' Sir, if I may.
->'''Baltar:''' Not now. I don't want to miss a moment of the last battlestar's destruction.
->'''Cylon Pilot:''' I really think you should take a look at the other battlestar.

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->'''Cylon Pilot:''' Sir, if I may.
->'''Baltar:'''
may.\\
'''Baltar:'''
Not now. I don't want to miss a moment of the last battlestar's destruction.
->'''Cylon
destruction.\\
'''Cylon
Pilot:''' I really think you should take a look at the other battlestar.



->'''Charlie:''' I don't pay you to insult me!
->'''[[ServileSnarker Berta]]:''' You'd have to pay me not to.

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->'''Charlie:''' I don't pay you to insult me!
->'''[[ServileSnarker
me!\\
'''[[ServileSnarker
Berta]]:''' You'd have to pay me not to.



'''Supergirl:''' You need a hint as to what you can do with your badge, Peters?
-->-- ''The Daring Adventures of Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}'' vol. 1 #12

->'''Supergirl:''' Eliza, Jeremiah Do you need help?\\

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'''Supergirl:''' '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' You need a hint as to what you can do with your badge, Peters?
-->-- ''The ''[[ComicBook/Supergirl1982 The Daring Adventures of Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}'' vol. 1 Supergirl]]'' #12

->'''Supergirl:''' ->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Eliza, Jeremiah Do you need help?\\



->'''Harry''': So what is an Unbreakable Vow?
->'''Ron''': [[CaptainObvious Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow]].
->'''Harry''': I figured that out for myself, funnily enough.

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->'''Harry''': So what is an Unbreakable Vow?
->'''Ron''':
Vow?\\
'''Ron''':
[[CaptainObvious Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow]].
->'''Harry''':
Vow]].\\
'''Harry''':
I figured that out for myself, funnily enough.
26th Oct '17 2:52:18 AM Acebrock
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->'''[[TheExile The Red Prince]]''': (after spotting a large pool of water) I fancy a swim.\\
'''[[VitriolicBestBuds Sebille]]''': You need a bath
-->--''VideoGame/DivinityOriginalSinII''
13th Oct '17 4:50:37 AM AnotherEpicFail
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'''Canderous Ordo:''' Nice one, old man.\\

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'''Canderous Ordo:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Nice one, old man.man]].\\


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->"Some time ago, in the cathedral of Cologne, I saw the skull of John the Baptist at the age of twelve."\\
"Really?" I exclaimed, amazed. Then, [[FridgeLogic seized by doubt]], I added, "But the Baptist was executed at a more advanced age!"\\
"The other skull must be in another treasury," [[TheSnarkKnight William]] said, with a grave face. I never understood when he was jesting. In my country, when you joke you say something and then you laugh very noisily, so that everyone shares the joke. But William laughed only when he said serious things, and [[TheComicallySerious remained very serious when he was presumably joking]].
-->--''Literature/TheNameOfTheRose''
16th Sep '17 9:44:45 AM WhyAmIEven
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->'''Sam Vimes''' ''[while dressed in nothing but his underwear in the middle of a forest, with his friend suggesting he put some clothes on before the girl who helped rescue him comes back]'' ''':''' I'll give you five minutes to find a clothes shop, shall I?
-->-- ''Literature/TheFifthElephant''
16th Sep '17 9:28:42 AM WhyAmIEven
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-> '''Jack Sparrow''' ''[having just proposed a plan that would put himself in danger]'' ''':''' What have you got to lose?
->'''James Norrington:''' Nothing I'd lament being rid of.
-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''
30th Jul '17 6:15:51 AM Siempie
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->''Their little band of adventurers needed another smart-ass like they needed ten years of bad luck.''
-->--''Literature/ArtemisFowl''
30th Apr '17 6:29:23 AM Siempie
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-->''"Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere - well, we ''are'' going somewhere; alarmingly fast, actually - but since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts."''
-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''' while freefalling down a BottomlessPit, ''{{VideoGame/Portal2}}''

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-->''"Since -> [[AC: Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere - well, we ''are'' going somewhere; alarmingly fast, actually - but since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts."''
]]
-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''' while freefalling down a BottomlessPit, ''{{VideoGame/Portal2}}''
''VideoGame/Portal2''
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