History Quotes / DeadpanSnarker

13th Oct '17 4:50:37 AM AnotherEpicFail
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'''Canderous Ordo:''' Nice one, old man.\\

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'''Canderous Ordo:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Nice one, old man.man]].\\


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->"Some time ago, in the cathedral of Cologne, I saw the skull of John the Baptist at the age of twelve."\\
"Really?" I exclaimed, amazed. Then, [[FridgeLogic seized by doubt]], I added, "But the Baptist was executed at a more advanced age!"\\
"The other skull must be in another treasury," [[TheSnarkKnight William]] said, with a grave face. I never understood when he was jesting. In my country, when you joke you say something and then you laugh very noisily, so that everyone shares the joke. But William laughed only when he said serious things, and [[TheComicallySerious remained very serious when he was presumably joking]].
-->--''Literature/TheNameOfTheRose''
16th Sep '17 9:44:45 AM WhyAmIEven
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->'''Sam Vimes''' ''[while dressed in nothing but his underwear in the middle of a forest, with his friend suggesting he put some clothes on before the girl who helped rescue him comes back]'' ''':''' I'll give you five minutes to find a clothes shop, shall I?
-->-- ''Literature/TheFifthElephant''
16th Sep '17 9:28:42 AM WhyAmIEven
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-> '''Jack Sparrow''' ''[having just proposed a plan that would put himself in danger]'' ''':''' What have you got to lose?
->'''James Norrington:''' Nothing I'd lament being rid of.
-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''
30th Jul '17 6:15:51 AM Siempie
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->''Their little band of adventurers needed another smart-ass like they needed ten years of bad luck.''
-->--''Literature/ArtemisFowl''
30th Apr '17 6:29:23 AM Siempie
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-->''"Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere - well, we ''are'' going somewhere; alarmingly fast, actually - but since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts."''
-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''' while freefalling down a BottomlessPit, ''{{VideoGame/Portal2}}''

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-->''"Since -> [[AC: Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere - well, we ''are'' going somewhere; alarmingly fast, actually - but since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts."''
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-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''' while freefalling down a BottomlessPit, ''{{VideoGame/Portal2}}''
''VideoGame/Portal2''
20th Feb '17 6:27:06 AM ZarbiNerada
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->'''Suicide''': It's just getting interesting, albeit in a car-wreck-reminiscent way, and you chicken out of the Duty? What does that make you?\\
'''Ithalond''': [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Isildur]]?
-->--'''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum''', '''Twas Many and Many a Year Ago, in a Nondescript Random Town by the Sea''
8th Feb '17 10:23:03 PM eschlowx
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->'''Harry''': So what is an Unbreakable Vow?
->'''Ron''': [[CaptainObvious Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow]].
->'''Harry''': I figured that out for myself, funnily enough.
-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''
6th Feb '17 5:50:41 PM redandready45
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->'''Sherman Schrader''': Yeah, cool guys. [[ASimplePlan Let's start this fake college]], and then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. Come on, it's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.
-->-- ''Film/{{Accepted}}''
31st Aug '16 8:06:35 AM Tron80
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->'''Lieutenant Peters:''' You wanna play cop, join the department and get yourself a badge! Until then, stay out of my way!\\
'''Supergirl:''' You need a hint as to what you can do with your badge, Peters?
-->-- ''The Daring Adventures of Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}'' vol. 1 #12

->'''Supergirl:''' Eliza, Jeremiah Do you need help?\\
'''Eliza:''' Not at all! I live to work hours cleaning twenty square feet.\\
'''Supergirl:''' Sarcasm is not unique to Earth, you know.\\
'''Eliza:''' Good. You already speak my language. This adjustment process will be easy.
-->-- ''Comicbook/SupergirlRebirth'' #1

->'''Superman:''' (while standing in a spaceship, with a gaping whole blown in the side of it by a giant) Grifter, take your friend hiding in the rafters--\\
'''???:''' Deathblow.\\
'''Superman:''' Seriously? Never mind, just let me handle this--\\
'''Grifter:''' But the hull is breached!\\
'''Superman:''' You '''think'''...?
-->-- Franchise/{{Superman}}
5th Aug '16 12:15:48 AM PaulA
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-->--'''Vlad Taltos''', ''[[Literature/{{Dragaera}} Iorich]]''

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-->--'''Vlad Taltos''', ''[[Literature/{{Dragaera}} Iorich]]''
''Literature/{{Iorich}}''
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