History Quotes / DeadpanSnarker

30th Apr '17 6:29:23 AM Siempie
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-->''"Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere - well, we ''are'' going somewhere; alarmingly fast, actually - but since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts."''
-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''' while freefalling down a BottomlessPit, ''{{VideoGame/Portal2}}''

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-->''"Since -> [[AC: Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere - well, we ''are'' going somewhere; alarmingly fast, actually - but since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts."''
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-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''' while freefalling down a BottomlessPit, ''{{VideoGame/Portal2}}''
''VideoGame/Portal2''
20th Feb '17 6:27:06 AM ZarbiNerada
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->'''Suicide''': It's just getting interesting, albeit in a car-wreck-reminiscent way, and you chicken out of the Duty? What does that make you?\\
'''Ithalond''': [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Isildur]]?
-->--'''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum''', '''Twas Many and Many a Year Ago, in a Nondescript Random Town by the Sea''
8th Feb '17 10:23:03 PM eschlowx
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->'''Harry''': So what is an Unbreakable Vow?
->'''Ron''': [[CaptainObvious Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow]].
->'''Harry''': I figured that out for myself, funnily enough.
-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''
6th Feb '17 5:50:41 PM redandready45
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->'''Sherman Schrader''': Yeah, cool guys. [[ASimplePlan Let's start this fake college]], and then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. Come on, it's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.
-->-- ''Film/{{Accepted}}''
31st Aug '16 8:06:35 AM Tron80
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->'''Lieutenant Peters:''' You wanna play cop, join the department and get yourself a badge! Until then, stay out of my way!\\
'''Supergirl:''' You need a hint as to what you can do with your badge, Peters?
-->-- ''The Daring Adventures of Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}'' vol. 1 #12

->'''Supergirl:''' Eliza, Jeremiah Do you need help?\\
'''Eliza:''' Not at all! I live to work hours cleaning twenty square feet.\\
'''Supergirl:''' Sarcasm is not unique to Earth, you know.\\
'''Eliza:''' Good. You already speak my language. This adjustment process will be easy.
-->-- ''Comicbook/SupergirlRebirth'' #1

->'''Superman:''' (while standing in a spaceship, with a gaping whole blown in the side of it by a giant) Grifter, take your friend hiding in the rafters--\\
'''???:''' Deathblow.\\
'''Superman:''' Seriously? Never mind, just let me handle this--\\
'''Grifter:''' But the hull is breached!\\
'''Superman:''' You '''think'''...?
-->-- Franchise/{{Superman}}
5th Aug '16 12:15:48 AM PaulA
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-->--'''Vlad Taltos''', ''[[Literature/{{Dragaera}} Iorich]]''

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-->--'''Vlad Taltos''', ''[[Literature/{{Dragaera}} Iorich]]''
''Literature/{{Iorich}}''
27th Jun '16 3:40:59 PM amitakartok
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-->''"Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere - well, we ''are'' going somewhere; alarmingly fast, actually - but since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts."''
-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''' while freefalling down a BottomlessPit, ''{{VideoGame/Portal2}}''
21st Apr '16 6:38:12 AM Wildstar93
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->''"You have never been a more endangered species than you are right now."''
-->-- '''Baloo''', ''Film/TheJungleBook2016''
15th Jan '16 2:59:53 PM pittsburghmuggle
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->'''Daria:''' I can't shoot my own mother. Not with paint, anyway.''
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'' in "The Daria Hunter", the PaintballEpisode.
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->'''Daria:''' I can't shoot my own mother. Not with paint, anyway.''
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'' in
anyway.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'',
"The Daria Hunter", Hunter" - the PaintballEpisode.
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PaintballEpisode.
15th Jan '16 2:59:06 PM pittsburghmuggle
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->'''Helen:''' [Frustrated Daria isn't shooting at her] Daria, you could at least ''try''.
->'''Daria:''' I can't shoot my own mother. Not with paint, anyway.''
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'' in "The Daria Hunter", the PaintballEpisode.
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