History Quotes / DawsonCasting

20th Jan '16 10:38:29 AM DeisTheAlcano
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-->-- Butthead, commenting on the music video for Music/PatBenatar's "Love is a Battlefield", ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''

->'''Kent Brockman:''' ''Let's have a warm welcome for the stars of the popular teen soap opera, '''[[Series/BeverlyHills90210 Springfield Heights 90210]]'''! He's cool, he's sexy, he's 34 years old! Say hello to Kyle Darren!'' (Darren smiles, obvious wrinkles show on his face)
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Marge vs. The Monorail"

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-->-- Butthead, '''Butthead''', commenting on the music video for Music/PatBenatar's "Love is a Battlefield", ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''

->'''Kent Brockman:''' ''Let's ->''"Let's have a warm welcome for the stars of the popular teen soap opera, '''[[Series/BeverlyHills90210 ''[[Series/BeverlyHills90210 Springfield Heights 90210]]'''! 90210]]''! He's cool, he's sexy, he's 34 years old! Say hello to Kyle Darren!'' (Darren Darren!"'' [Darren smiles, obvious wrinkles show on his face)
face]
-->-- '''Kent Brockman''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Marge vs. The Monorail"



-->-- [[Podcast/RiffTrax Mike Nelson]] commenting on the "teenagers" of ''Film/ReeferMadness''

->''(deep voice)'' "I'm 15, really."
-->-- "Robin", Podcast/RiffTrax of ''Film/BatmanForever''

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-->-- [[Podcast/RiffTrax '''[[Podcast/RiffTrax Mike Nelson]] Nelson]]''' commenting on the "teenagers" of ''Film/ReeferMadness''

->''(deep voice)'' "I'm ->[Deep voice] ''"I'm 15, really."
"''
-->-- "Robin", '''"Robin"''', Podcast/RiffTrax of ''Film/BatmanForever''



-->-- [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] on ''Franchise/PowerRangers''

->'''Principal''': You're already repeating your senior year.\\
'''ObscurusLupa''': How many times, eight?

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-->-- [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''Franchise/PowerRangers''

->'''Principal''': ->'''Principal:''' You're already repeating your senior year.\\
'''ObscurusLupa''': '''Obscurus Lupa:''' How many times, eight?



-->--'''[[https://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2015/03/23/so-excited-so-scared-screechs-woman/ Stuart Millard]]''' on Series/SavedByTheBell'', ''So Excited, So Scared''

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-->--'''[[https://franticplanet.-->-- '''[[https://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2015/03/23/so-excited-so-scared-screechs-woman/ Stuart Millard]]''' on Series/SavedByTheBell'', ''So ''Series/SavedByTheBell'', "So Excited, So Scared''
Scared"



-->-[[http://saveoutnumbered.blogspot.com/ "Catherine" of the Save Outnumbered Campaign]].

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-->-[[http://saveoutnumbered.-->-- [[http://saveoutnumbered.blogspot.com/ "Catherine" of the Save Outnumbered Campaign]].



-->-- Vanessa Ramos, comedian/ comedy writer, [[https://twitter.com/thatRamosgirl/status/249693261134979072 via Twitter]].

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-->-- Vanessa Ramos, comedian/ comedy '''Vanessa Ramos''', comedian/comedy writer, [[https://twitter.com/thatRamosgirl/status/249693261134979072 via Twitter]].
30th Apr '15 10:41:17 AM johnnyfog
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->''"Ladies man Zack coaches Screech in the ways of being cool, and tries to break him out of his funk by feeding him chat-up lines to help him land a girl of his very own. But in the hallways of Bayside, the obvious age difference between Dustin Diamond and everyone else just makes it weird, as the pubeless wonder hits on girls who look like they should be in college. Even if he wasn’t [[AmazonChaser half their height]], everyone knows highschool girls like creepy older guys with motorcycles; at least they did back in the pre-[[Music/JustinBieber Bieber]] days; so Screech gets shot down, time and again. As the audience showers him with [[{Anvilicious}} patronising awws]], a distraught Screech climbs into the nearest locker and shuts himself inside."''

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->''"Ladies man Zack coaches Screech in the ways of being cool, and tries to break him out of his funk by feeding him chat-up lines to help him land a girl of his very own. But in the hallways of Bayside, the obvious age difference between Dustin Diamond and everyone else just makes it weird, as the pubeless wonder hits on girls who look like they should be in college. Even if he wasn’t [[AmazonChaser half their height]], everyone knows highschool girls like creepy older guys with motorcycles; at least they did back in the pre-[[Music/JustinBieber Bieber]] days; so Screech gets shot down, time and again. As the audience showers him with [[{Anvilicious}} [[{{Anvilicious}} patronising awws]], a distraught Screech climbs into the nearest locker and shuts himself inside."''
30th Apr '15 10:41:04 AM johnnyfog
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->'''Chris Sims:''' Another great Catwoman moment is when she schemes to hook up with Batman and considers setting Robin up with one of her henchwomen, and then decides that “at that age, all they care about is baseball.” Also, the episode where you see Robin at high school with all his friends who, of course, look like they’re in their mid-30s.\\
'''David Uzumeri''': It’s pretty hilarious.

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->'''Chris Sims:''' Another ->''"Ladies man Zack coaches Screech in the ways of being cool, and tries to break him out of his funk by feeding him chat-up lines to help him land a girl of his very own. But in the hallways of Bayside, the obvious age difference between Dustin Diamond and everyone else just makes it weird, as the pubeless wonder hits on girls who look like they should be in college. Even if he wasn’t [[AmazonChaser half their height]], everyone knows highschool girls like creepy older guys with motorcycles; at least they did back in the pre-[[Music/JustinBieber Bieber]] days; so Screech gets shot down, time and again. As the audience showers him with [[{Anvilicious}} patronising awws]], a distraught Screech climbs into the nearest locker and shuts himself inside."''
-->--'''[[https://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2015/03/23/so-excited-so-scared-screechs-woman/ Stuart Millard]]''' on Series/SavedByTheBell'', ''So Excited, So Scared''

->''"Another
great Catwoman moment is when she schemes to hook up with Batman and considers setting Robin up with one of her henchwomen, and then decides that “at ''“at that age, [[CelibateHero all they care about is baseball.]]”'' Also, the episode where you see Robin at high school with all his friends who, of course, look like they’re in their mid-30s.\\
'''David Uzumeri''': It’s pretty hilarious.
"''



->''"Well, that depends. Do you believe two obvious 30-year-olds trying to play high school students is for real?"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', in his review of ''[[Film/TheNeverendingStory The Neverending Story III: Escape From Fantasia]]''



->''"Hollywood's version of high school is filled with students so far along in their maturation they appear to have kissed the ravages of puberty goodbye [[TheNineties sometime during]] [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton the Clinton administration]].''\\
''[...]''\\
''[[DeconstructedTrope Not only is it distracting when the adults and "kids" look roughly the same age, it also sets up false expectations for teens]]. Most male high school students aren't broad-shouldered, deep-voiced men sporting a five o'clock shadow by fourth period."''

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->''"Hollywood's version of high school is filled with students so far along in their maturation they appear to have kissed the ravages of puberty goodbye [[TheNineties sometime during]] [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton during the Clinton administration]].''\\
''[...]''\\
''[[DeconstructedTrope
administration...Not only is it distracting when the adults and "kids" look roughly the same age, it also sets up false expectations for teens]].teens. Most male high school students aren't broad-shouldered, deep-voiced men sporting a five o'clock shadow by fourth period."''
18th Feb '15 8:13:03 PM Hylarn
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->'''Principal''': You're already repeating your senior year.
->'''ObscurusLupa''': How many times, eight?

to:

->'''Principal''': You're already repeating your senior year.
->'''ObscurusLupa''':
year.\\
'''ObscurusLupa''':
How many times, eight?



->''"...there's no real age limit, although we cast age-appropriate''
->''(meaning that an actor needs to be roughly the same age as the character he/she plays)."''

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->''"...there's no real age limit, although we cast age-appropriate''
->''(meaning
age-appropriate''\\
''(meaning
that an actor needs to be roughly the same age as the character he/she plays)."''



->''"Hollywood's version of high school is filled with students so far along in their maturation they appear to have kissed the ravages of puberty goodbye [[TheNineties sometime during]] [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton the Clinton administration]].''
->''[...]''
->''[[DeconstructedTrope Not only is it distracting when the adults and "kids" look roughly the same age, it also sets up false expectations for teens]]. Most male high school students aren't broad-shouldered, deep-voiced men sporting a five o'clock shadow by fourth period."''

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->''"Hollywood's version of high school is filled with students so far along in their maturation they appear to have kissed the ravages of puberty goodbye [[TheNineties sometime during]] [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton the Clinton administration]].''
->''[...]''
->''[[DeconstructedTrope
''\\
''[...]''\\
''[[DeconstructedTrope
Not only is it distracting when the adults and "kids" look roughly the same age, it also sets up false expectations for teens]]. Most male high school students aren't broad-shouldered, deep-voiced men sporting a five o'clock shadow by fourth period."''
1st Feb '15 9:20:01 PM johnnyfog
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-->-- ''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa Presents: Sleepy Hollow High''

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-->-- ''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa Presents: ''[[Creator/AllisonPregler Obscurus Lupa Presents:]] Sleepy Hollow High''
1st Oct '14 3:56:49 PM Premonition45
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-->-- '''Lizzie''', ''[[Series/LizzieMcGuire]''

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-->-- '''Lizzie''', ''[[Series/LizzieMcGuire]''
''Series/LizzieMcGuire''
1st Oct '14 2:26:03 PM Premonition45
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->"Wow, Miranda's getting good! Maybe when she's thirty years old she can play a teenager on Dawson's Creek."
-->--'''Lizzie''', ''[[Series/LizzieMcGuire]''

->She's running away from home and she's only thirty!
-->-- [[WesternAnimation/BeavisandButthead Butt-Head]], commenting on the music video for [[Music/PatBenatar Pat Benatar's]] ''Love is a Battlefield''

->'''Kent Brockman''': ''Let's have a warm welcome for the stars of the popular teen soap opera, '''[[BeverlyHills90210 Springfield Heights 90210]]'''! He's cool, he's sexy, he's 34 years old! Say hello to Kyle Darren!'' (Darren smiles, obvious wrinkles show on his face)
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', ''"Marge vs. The Monorail"''

->''These guys probably had sons the same age as their characters.''

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->"Wow, ->''"Wow, Miranda's getting good! Maybe when she's thirty years old she can play a teenager on Dawson's Creek."
-->--'''Lizzie''',
"''
-->-- '''Lizzie''',
''[[Series/LizzieMcGuire]''

->She's ->''"She's running away from home and she's only thirty!
thirty!"''
-->-- [[WesternAnimation/BeavisandButthead Butt-Head]], Butthead, commenting on the music video for [[Music/PatBenatar Pat Benatar's]] ''Love Music/PatBenatar's "Love is a Battlefield''

Battlefield", ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''

->'''Kent Brockman''': Brockman:''' ''Let's have a warm welcome for the stars of the popular teen soap opera, '''[[BeverlyHills90210 '''[[Series/BeverlyHills90210 Springfield Heights 90210]]'''! He's cool, he's sexy, he's 34 years old! Say hello to Kyle Darren!'' (Darren smiles, obvious wrinkles show on his face)
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', ''"Marge "Marge vs. The Monorail"''

->''These
Monorail"

->''"These
guys probably had sons the same age as their characters.''"''



->''(deep voice)'' I'm 15, really."
-->--"Robin", Podcast/RiffTrax of ''Film/BatmanForever''

->''I don't think anyone in the casting department has ever seen a real teenager.''

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->''(deep voice)'' I'm "I'm 15, really."
-->--"Robin", -->-- "Robin", Podcast/RiffTrax of ''Film/BatmanForever''

->''I ->''"I don't think anyone in the casting department has ever seen a real teenager.''"''



->'''Chris:''' Another great Catwoman moment is when she schemes to hook up with Batman and considers setting Robin up with one of her henchwomen, and then decides that “at that age, all they care about is baseball.” Also, the episode where you see Robin at high school with all his friends who, of course, look like they’re in their mid-30s.\\
'''David''': It’s pretty hilarious.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-1966-review-2/ on]] ''Film/BatmanTheMovie''

->''...there's no real age limit, although we cast age-appropriate ''
-> ''(meaning that an actor needs to be roughly the same age as the character he/she plays).''

to:

->'''Chris:''' ->'''Chris Sims:''' Another great Catwoman moment is when she schemes to hook up with Batman and considers setting Robin up with one of her henchwomen, and then decides that “at that age, all they care about is baseball.” Also, the episode where you see Robin at high school with all his friends who, of course, look like they’re in their mid-30s.\\
'''David''': '''David Uzumeri''': It’s pretty hilarious.
-->--'''Chris -->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-1966-review-2/ on]] ''Film/BatmanTheMovie''

->''...->''"...there's no real age limit, although we cast age-appropriate ''
-> ''(meaning
age-appropriate''
->''(meaning
that an actor needs to be roughly the same age as the character he/she plays).''"''


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->''"Hollywood's version of high school is filled with students so far along in their maturation they appear to have kissed the ravages of puberty goodbye [[TheNineties sometime during]] [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton the Clinton administration]].''
->''[...]''
->''[[DeconstructedTrope Not only is it distracting when the adults and "kids" look roughly the same age, it also sets up false expectations for teens]]. Most male high school students aren't broad-shouldered, deep-voiced men sporting a five o'clock shadow by fourth period."''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-unwritten-rules-hollywood-needs-to-stop-following/ 5 Unwritten Rules Hollywood Needs to Stop Following]]''
2nd Aug '14 2:07:42 PM nighttrainfm
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->'''Chris: Another great Catwoman moment is when she schemes to hook up with Batman and considers setting Robin up with one of her henchwomen, and then decides that “at that age, all they care about is baseball.” Also, the episode where you see Robin at high school with all his friends who, of course, look like they’re in their mid-30s.\\

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->'''Chris: ->'''Chris:''' Another great Catwoman moment is when she schemes to hook up with Batman and considers setting Robin up with one of her henchwomen, and then decides that “at that age, all they care about is baseball.” Also, the episode where you see Robin at high school with all his friends who, of course, look like they’re in their mid-30s.\\
15th Jul '14 1:19:24 AM johnnyfog
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->'''Chris''': Brainy ends up taking Clark to the far-off future of the year… '''[[TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture 2017!!]]'''\\
'''David:''' Farther than I expected, honestly. This is when the Superman myth is well in place, shortly before… Hell, even in the show’s established math, Clark’s what, 23 here? So we fast forward to when he’s 30. I mean, this is his 5-year high school reunion, and presumably he was 18 when he graduated. This must have been hugely relieving for Tom Welling, who, for the first time in the show’s history, got the opportunity to act his age.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-recap-episode-4-homecoming/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Homecoming")

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->'''Chris''': Brainy ends up taking Clark to the far-off future of the year… '''[[TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture 2017!!]]'''\\
'''David:''' Farther than I expected, honestly. This
->'''Chris: Another great Catwoman moment is when she schemes to hook up with Batman and considers setting Robin up with one of her henchwomen, and then decides that “at that age, all they care about is baseball.” Also, the Superman myth is well in place, shortly before… Hell, even in the show’s established math, Clark’s what, 23 here? So we fast forward to when he’s 30. I mean, this is his 5-year episode where you see Robin at high school reunion, and presumably he was 18 when he graduated. This must have been hugely relieving for Tom Welling, with all his friends who, for the first time of course, look like they’re in the show’s history, got the opportunity to act his age.
their mid-30s.\\
'''David''': It’s pretty hilarious.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-recap-episode-4-homecoming/ com/batman-1966-review-2/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Homecoming")
''Film/BatmanTheMovie''
19th Jun '14 9:03:31 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Chris''': Brainy ends up taking Clark to the far-off future of the year… '''[[TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture 2017!!]]'''\\
'''David:''' Farther than I expected, honestly. This is when the Superman myth is well in place, shortly before… Hell, even in the show’s established math, Clark’s what, 23 here? So we fast forward to when he’s 30. I mean, this is his 5-year high school reunion, and presumably he was 18 when he graduated. This must have been hugely relieving for Tom Welling, who, for the first time in the show’s history, got the opportunity to act his age.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-recap-episode-4-homecoming/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Homecoming")



-->-- Vanessa Ramos, comedian/ comedy writer, [[https://twitter.com/thatRamosgirl/status/249693261134979072 via Twitter]].

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-->-- Vanessa Ramos, comedian/ comedy writer, [[https://twitter.com/thatRamosgirl/status/249693261134979072 via Twitter]].Twitter]].
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