History Quotes / CriticalResearchFailure

12th Feb '16 8:39:59 AM rt2012
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->Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. -->'''Peter Gaulke''', ''Film/StrangeWilderness''
14th Jan '16 12:18:50 AM nm3youtube
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->'''Charlie Puth''': I'm screaming "mercy mercy please"[[note]](This song consists largely of Music/MarvinGaye-related sexual innuendos)[[/note]]\\
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->'''Charlie Puth''': Puth and Meghan Trainor''': I'm screaming "mercy mercy please"[[note]](This song consists largely of Music/MarvinGaye-related sexual innuendos)[[/note]]\\
14th Jan '16 12:16:56 AM nm3youtube
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->'''Charlie Puth''': I'm screaming "mercy mercy please"[[note]](This song consists largely of Music/MarvinGaye-related sexual innuendos)[[/note]]\\ '''Todd''': ''Mercy Mercy Me'' is a song about '''[[GreenAesop the environment]]''', you vapid eunuchs! -->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', [[https://vimeo.com/151616410 on]] ''Marvin Gaye'' by Charlie Puth and Meghan Trainor [[spoiler:([[MedalOfDishonor his pick for worst song of 2015]])]]
21st Dec '15 7:39:04 PM FloydPinkerton
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->[...] episodes like [[Recap/FamilyGuyS7E11NotAllDogsGoToHeaven Not All Dogs go to Heaven]], [[Recap/FamilyGuyS10E3ScreamsOFSilenceTheStoryOfBrendaQ Screams of Silence]], and [[Recap/FamilyGuyS8E18QuagmiresDad Quagmire's Dad]], they're pretty much the equivalent of a guy thinking that he knows everything on harsh real-worldd topics because he spent two minutes on Website/{{Wikipedia}}... after a {{troll}} edited the page!
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->[...] episodes like [[Recap/FamilyGuyS7E11NotAllDogsGoToHeaven Not All Dogs go to Heaven]], [[Recap/FamilyGuyS10E3ScreamsOFSilenceTheStoryOfBrendaQ Screams of Silence]], and [[Recap/FamilyGuyS8E18QuagmiresDad Quagmire's Dad]], they're pretty much the equivalent of a guy thinking that he knows everything on harsh real-worldd real-world topics because he spent two minutes on Website/{{Wikipedia}}... after a {{troll}} edited the page!
21st Dec '15 7:38:11 PM FloydPinkerton
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-->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki''''' on "historian" Amity Shales
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-->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki''''' on "historian" Amity Shales Shlaes
12th Nov '15 7:20:36 AM nm3youtube
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->''Yes, [[BlackComedy apparently Eskimos get in line to shove off their old farts while a ticket holder moves the line along while they say goodbye]]. Good fuckity God! ... First of all: When this was done, it was done in times of famine, not just because they were old. Second: This was incredibly rare and only done as a last resort. Third: ''This happened eons ago! Nobody does it anymore!'' I mean, did [[Creator/RobReiner you]] do any research!? Do you know anything about how the world works!? '''READ A FUCKING BOOK!''''' -->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' [[http://channelawesome.com/nostalgia-critic-north/ reviewing]] ''Film/{{North}}''.
12th Sep '15 10:52:26 PM Tehrannotaur
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->[...] episodes like [[Recap/FamilyGuyS7E11NotAllDogsGoToHeaven Not All Dogs go to Heaven]], [[Recap/FamilyGuyS10E3ScreamsOFSilenceTheStoryOfBrendaQ Screams of Silence]], and [[Recap/FamilyGuyS8E18QuagmiresDad Quagmire's Dad]], they're pretty much the equivalent of a guy thinking that he knows everything on harsh real-worldd topics because he spent two minutes on Website/{{Wikipedia}}... after a {{troll}} edited the page! -->--'''''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''''' on ''[[Recap/FamilyGuyS12E16HerpeTheLoveSore Herpe the Love Sore]]''
13th Jul '15 5:33:24 AM LahmacunKebab
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->In a way the Texas Board of Education is the very symbol of American lunacy...Leo is perhaps particularly famous for getting the childrenís book ''Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?'' by Bill Martin expunged from the elementary school curriculum because a Google search revealed that Bill Martin had also written [[RedScare a book on Marxism]] -- never mind that this was a completely different Bill Martin.
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->In a way the Texas Board of Education is the very symbol of American lunacy... Leo is perhaps particularly famous for getting the childrenís book ''Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?'' by Bill Martin expunged from the elementary school curriculum because a Google search revealed that Bill Martin had also written [[RedScare a book on Marxism]] -- never mind that this was a completely different Bill Martin.
13th Jul '15 5:23:18 AM LahmacunKebab
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'''Noah:''' Oh for christsake....That's a cross body block! Can we agree that a bodyslam involves, at minimum, ''picking up'' the other guy?\\
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'''Noah:''' Oh for christsake....christsake... That's a cross body block! Can we agree that a bodyslam involves, at minimum, ''picking up'' the other guy?\\

'''Noah:''' ''Cross body block!'' Is anything '''not''' a bodyslam in this game? ...I don't even know what a "powerslam" is anymore. But judging from the card it's the [[Wrestling/TedDiBiase "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase]] throwing-- a CROSS BODY BLOCK! YOU '''NAMED THE GAME AFTER IT!!'''
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'''Noah:''' ''Cross body block!'' Is anything '''not''' a bodyslam in this game? ... I don't even know what a "powerslam" is anymore. But judging from the card it's the [[Wrestling/TedDiBiase "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase]] throwing-- a CROSS BODY BLOCK! YOU '''NAMED THE GAME AFTER IT!!'''

->...Creator/HGWells is separated from almost all actual representation of his history. The list of historical howlers about Wells is huge -- his accent is wrong, his hair color is wrong, he goes by Herbert instead of George, heís inexplicably well off, he appears to believe in God... Indeed, about the only meaningful trait Herbert displays in terms of him being HG Wells is that heíll supposedly [[IShouldWriteABookAboutThis write several books based on these experiences.]] But, of course, the plots of his books donít really resemble Timelash either.
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->... Creator/HGWells is separated from almost all actual representation of his history. The list of historical howlers about Wells is huge -- his accent is wrong, his hair color is wrong, he goes by Herbert instead of George, heís inexplicably well off, he appears to believe in God... Indeed, about the only meaningful trait Herbert displays in terms of him being HG Wells is that heíll supposedly [[IShouldWriteABookAboutThis write several books based on these experiences.]] But, of course, the plots of his books donít really resemble Timelash either.
11th May '15 5:10:05 PM johnnyfog
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'''Noah:''' ''Cross body block!'' Is anything '''not''' a bodyslam in this game? ...I don't even know what a "powerslam" is anymore. But judging from the card it's the [[Wrestling/TedDiBiase "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase]] throwing-- a CROSS BODY BLOCK! '''''YOU NAMED THE GAME''''' after it!!
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'''Noah:''' ''Cross body block!'' Is anything '''not''' a bodyslam in this game? ...I don't even know what a "powerslam" is anymore. But judging from the card it's the [[Wrestling/TedDiBiase "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase]] throwing-- a CROSS BODY BLOCK! '''''YOU NAMED YOU '''NAMED THE GAME''''' after it!!GAME AFTER IT!!'''
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