History Quotes / CorruptCorporateExecutive

20th Sep '16 9:36:14 AM AHI-3000
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'''Ed Wuncler I:''' "That's right, every morning I wake up and put one foot on the ground and the other up the ass of a 12-year-old Indonesian girl."

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'''Ed Wuncler I:''' "That's right, every morning I wake up and put one foot on the ground ground, and the other up the ass of a 12-year-old Indonesian girl."
20th Sep '16 9:34:59 AM AHI-3000
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-> '''Ed Wuncler''': I admire entrepreneurship in young people!\\
'''Huey Freeman''': You mean like them 12-year-old girls that work in your sweatshops in Indonesia?\\
'''Ed Wuncler''': That's right, every morning I wake up and put one foot on the ground and the other up the ass of a 12 year-old Indonesian girl.
-->-- '''Ed Wuncler''', ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks''

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-> '''Ed Wuncler''': I Wuncler I:''' "I admire entrepreneurship in young people!\\
people!"\\
'''Huey Freeman''': You Freeman:''' "You mean like them 12-year-old girls that work in your sweatshops in Indonesia?\\
Indonesia?"\\
'''Ed Wuncler''': That's Wuncler I:''' "That's right, every morning I wake up and put one foot on the ground and the other up the ass of a 12 year-old 12-year-old Indonesian girl.
girl."
-->-- '''Ed Wuncler''', ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks''
Wuncler I''', ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'' ("The Block Is Hot")
4th Sep '16 1:29:44 PM nombretomado
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-->--''AnsemRetort''

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-->--''AnsemRetort''
-->--''Webcomic/AnsemRetort''
4th Sep '16 1:34:15 AM Acebrock
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->Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he'll rob the world
-->--'''Tyrell Wellick''', ''Series/MrRobot''
31st Jul '16 4:31:31 AM Perseus
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->''"In accordance with the business plan drawn up by Star Dream, you are to be... '''[[DeadlyEuphemism terminated!!!]]'''"''

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->''"In accordance compliance with the business plan drawn up drafted by Star Dream, effective today, you are to be... are... '''[[DeadlyEuphemism terminated!!!]]'''"''terminated!]]'''"''
27th May '16 7:39:51 PM Luigifan
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'''Wallace:''' That's funny, I remember you going to great lengths to clean up the messes I made when I was young and selfish...

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'''Wallace:''' That's funny, I remember you going to great lengths to clean up the messes I made when I was young and selfish...\\
27th May '16 7:39:13 PM Luigifan
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'''Wallace:''' Manny! Have you been causing trouble for [[TheMedic Annie]] ''again?!?''\\

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'''Wallace:''' -->'''Wallace:''' Manny! Have you been causing trouble for [[TheMedic Annie]] ''again?!?''\\



''Wallace:''' ...No. I was the one who was foolish when I was younger. I thought the world was a cold, cruel place, and that being cold and cruel was the only way to survive-\\

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''Wallace:''' ...'''Wallace:''' ...No. I was the one who was foolish when I was younger. I thought the world was a cold, cruel place, and that being cold and cruel was the only way to survive-\\
27th May '16 7:37:42 PM Luigifan
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->''"In accordance with the business plan drawn up by Star Dream, you are to be... '''[[DeadlyEuphemism terminated!!!]]'''"''
-->--'''Max Profitt Haltmann''', ''VideoGame/KirbyPlanetRobobot''



-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff800/fv00719.htm]]

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-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'', [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff800/fv00719.htm]]
htm here]].

'''Wallace:''' Manny! Have you been causing trouble for [[TheMedic Annie]] ''again?!?''\\
'''Manny:''' ...Oh... Hello, Wallace...\\
'''Wallace:''' And I thought [[IHatePastMe my former self]] was a nasty piece of work... How could you have fallen so far from grace?!? [[note]]Wallace Green used to try to kill Annie on a regular basis, much like Manny does now - except that Wallace was motivated by a desire for revenge against Annie for nearly ruining his casino business. As for how she ruined it? One day, when the Dastardly Pack was chasing her, she tried to take refuge inside Wallace's casino. Unfortunately, the door wasn't built to withstand several hundred coyotes flinging themselves at it, and the Dastardly Pack broke in and began chasing Annie all over the casino. During the chase, a ''very'' large mess was made, and Wallace tried to put an end to the chaos by blasting Annie with a shotgun - of course, he missed every single time. Needless to say, this scared the living daylights out of everyone at the casino, and Wallace lost most of his customers. Wallace was quite upset about this, and resolved to destroy the vixen who had nearly ruined him. By the time he actually made his move, though, Annie had not only joined the Heroes' League, she'd also been reunited with all of her siblings, and Cassandra, Tails, and Luigifan were able to rescue Annie from him and drive him off. Wallace made several attempts on Annie's life after that, but the Heroes' League thwarted all of them. His final murder attempt backfired horribly, and by the time Tails rescued Annie from Wallace's deathtrap, Wallace wound up about to fall into it himself. Despite Tails's protests, Annie immediately came to Wallace's rescue and pulled him up to safety. Wallace was so moved by Annie's selfless action that he promptly apologized for all the trouble he'd caused for Annie and her friends (and accepted Annie's apology for what she did to his casino), and quickly changed his selfish ways. Wallace is now a prominent philanthropist and stalwart ally of the Heroes' League.[[/note]]\\
'''Manny:''' You know [[SillyRabbitIdealismIsForKids what I think of idealism]], Wallace.\\
'''Wallace:''' That's funny, I remember you going to great lengths to clean up the messes I made when I was young and selfish...
'''Manny:''' That's because ''I'' was young and foolish!!!\\
''Wallace:''' ...No. I was the one who was foolish when I was younger. I thought the world was a cold, cruel place, and that being cold and cruel was the only way to survive-\\
'''Manny:''' And you were ''absolutely right!'' It took several years of having my good deeds shot down and trampled for me to realize the truth! And you let yourself get filled up with ''stupid'' ideals like '''hope''', '''charity''', '''''kindness''''', and '''''love'''''... Just because of that ''vixen?!?''\\
'''Wallace:''' She saved my life, Manny. And right after I'd tried to kill her, too... Tails was actually trying to warn her not to do it - he thought I'd just try to kill her again! But she went and saved me anyway... And speaking of which, hasn't she saved your life a few times before, too? And yet you went and tried to hurl her off that cliff anyways!\\
'''Manny:''' Heh heh heh... Yes... Annie's quite naïve, isn't she? Always trying to see the good in everyone... She's an idiot and a fool, but most of all, she's an obstacle to the dominance of Pharmacorp! And therefore... I ''will'' destroy her.\\
'''Wallace:''' You disgust me!
-->--An argument between two corporate executives on opposite ends of the morality scale (who also happen to be brothers, and who both started with opposite alignments), during the [[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/178393546/2585169536 "It's a PDGM" roleplay]] of ''WebComic/WhiteDarkLife''[[note]]Note that Annie, Tails, and Luigifan are listening to this entire conversation, and are ''not'' amused by Manny at ''all''.[[/note]]



->''culture: ''Some bullshit that corporations like to throw around to pretend not to be either evil or incompetent. Either that or they are just blindly copying other corporations lead in {{newspeak}}...This culture Bullshit is brought to you by the same people that decided employees are associates.

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->''culture: ''Some ->''culture:'' Some bullshit that corporations like to throw around to pretend not to be either evil or incompetent. Either that or they are just blindly copying other corporations lead in {{newspeak}}...This culture Bullshit is brought to you by the same people that decided employees are associates.
9th Apr '16 9:38:23 AM Prfnoff
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-->-- TheRoarOfTheGreasepaintTheSmellOfTheCrowd

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-->-- TheRoarOfTheGreasepaintTheSmellOfTheCrowd
'''Cocky''', ''The Roar of the Greasepaint--The Smell of the Crowd'', "Things to Remember" (reprise)
17th Dec '15 6:56:20 PM MsAnarchy
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->''"Hello and welcome to the corporate announcements for Kakos Industries. As you may know by now, I am Corin Deeth III, taking over for my recently deceased Grandfather as CEO. Here at Kakos Industries, we pride ourselves on being able to provide you, the shareholder, with healthy profits gathered from helping businesses around the world to Do Evil Better."''
-->--'''Corin Deeth III''', ''Podcast/KakosIndustries''
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