History Quotes / CorruptCorporateExecutive

11th Jul '17 5:40:55 AM nighttrainfm
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'''Bartleby''': Mr. Newman: you got your girlfriend drunk at last year's Christmas party and then paid a kid from the mail room to have sex with her -- while she was passed out -- just so you could break up with her guilt-free when she sobbingly confessed in the morning. (She, uh, killed herself three months later.) Mr. Brace disowned his gay son! Very compassionate, Mr. Brace. Mr. Ray put his mother in a third-rate nursing home and then used the profits from the sale of her home to buy an oriental rug for himself. [[AndThatsTerrible Heavens]]. Mr. Barker flew to Thailand on the company account to have sex with an eleven-year-old boy. Mr. Holtzman OK'ed the production of Mooby Dolls from materials he knew to be toxic and unsafe, because it was, '''''[[Series/FamilyFeud SURVEY SAYS...!]]''''' Less costly.

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'''Bartleby''': Mr. Newman: you got your girlfriend drunk at last year's Christmas party and then paid a kid from the mail room to have sex with her -- while she was passed out -- just so you could break up with her guilt-free when she sobbingly confessed in the morning. (She, uh, killed herself three months later.) Mr. Brace disowned his gay son! Very compassionate, Mr. Brace. Mr. Ray put his mother in a third-rate nursing home and then used the profits from the sale of her home ''her'' home... to buy an oriental rug for himself. [[AndThatsTerrible Heavens]]. Mr. Barker flew to Thailand on the company account to have sex with an eleven-year-old boy. Mr. Holtzman OK'ed the production of Mooby Dolls from materials he knew to be toxic and unsafe, because it was, '''''[[Series/FamilyFeud SURVEY SAYS...!]]''''' Less costly.


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->'''Beckett:''' People are what they love, Jack, and what they love is ''cargo''. They love spices, and linens, and silks, and plantains. And as long as it is delivered on time and in sufficient supply, then they are content to be nothing more than figures on a ledger. You're a clever man, Jack. You know I'm right.\\
'''Captain Jack Sparrow:''' If you're offering me a seat on the board, [[EveryoneHasStandards I am neither depraved enough nor drunk enough to accept.]]
-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd'' (deleted scene)
5th Jun '17 1:12:49 PM Prfnoff
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->[[AC:Meanwhile the four ugly corporation directors were having a wonderful time. They were running the company all over the place. Twice a day they watered the stock, to keep it fresh. And every Saturday they took a long pair of garden shears and trimmed the dividend. All in all, you would not find a nicer bunch of fellows outside of a police line-up.]]
-->-- '''The Narrator''', ''The Solid Gold Cadillac''


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->[[AC:Meanwhile the four ugly corporation directors were having a wonderful time. They were running the company all over the place. Twice a day they watered the stock, to keep it fresh. And every Saturday they took a long pair of garden shears and trimmed the dividend. All in all, you would not find a nicer bunch of fellows outside of a police line-up.]]
-->-- '''The Narrator''', ''Theatre/TheSolidGoldCadillac''
1st Mar '17 6:39:56 PM Andyroid
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Culled the blood of the exploited working class\\
But now they've overcome their shyness and they're calling Your Highness\\
And saying 'kiss me, son of God[='=]''

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Culled Called the blood of the exploited working class\\
But now they've overcome their shyness and shyness\\
Now
they're calling me Your Highness\\
And saying 'kiss the world screams "Kiss me, son of God[='=]''God!"''
8th Jan '17 9:35:26 AM nombretomado
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-->-- ''Film/TheIncredibles''

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-->-- ''Film/TheIncredibles''
''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''
8th Jan '17 6:47:23 AM Beedle
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-->- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited''

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-->- -->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited''
1st Jan '17 1:48:23 PM Zaptech
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->''Cheap labor, dangerous working conditions, doing whatever it takes to destroy the competition... Jacques Schnee doesn't care about people. He cares about winning.''
-->--'''Qrow''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', ''World of Remnant: Schnee Dust Company''
18th Nov '16 2:45:40 PM Prfnoff
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->''"I've spent a lifetime building this company, paying off the police, bribing the political elite, and snuffing out popular resistance as if it were a naughty baby bunny in the palm of my hand. My right hand. I've centralized all power to a pinpoint spot--right here! Between these two ears! And I'm not going to allow some dreamy-eyed boy who can't remember the Stink Years to ruin all that!"''
-->-- '''Caldwell B. Cladwell''', ''Theatre/{{Urinetown}}''
23rd Oct '16 1:40:29 PM Morgenthaler
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-->-- '''''TheOnion'''''

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-->-- '''''TheOnion'''''
'''''Website/TheOnion'''''
18th Oct '16 4:21:21 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''FreemansMind''

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-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''FreemansMind''
''Machinima/FreemansMind''
20th Sep '16 9:36:14 AM AHI-3000
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'''Ed Wuncler I:''' "That's right, every morning I wake up and put one foot on the ground and the other up the ass of a 12-year-old Indonesian girl."

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'''Ed Wuncler I:''' "That's right, every morning I wake up and put one foot on the ground ground, and the other up the ass of a 12-year-old Indonesian girl."
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