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1st Apr '13 7:03:57 AM nighttrainfm

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-> '''Bartleby''': (to the board of "Mooby") You are responsible for raising an icon which draws worship from the Lord. You have broken the first commandment. Not only that, I'm afraid - not a one of you passes for a decent human being. [[KarmaHoudini Your continued existence is a mockery of morality.]] Like you, Mr. Burton. Last year, you cheated on your wife of seventeen years eight times. You even had sex with her best friend while you were supposed to be home ''watching the kids.''
-> '''Loki''': (giving him two thumbs up) In the bed that you and your wife share, no less.
-> '''Bartleby''': Mr. Newman - you got your girlfriend drunk at last year's Christmas party and then paid a kid from the mail room to have sex with her while she was passed out, just so you could break up with her guilt-free when she sobbingly confessed in the morning. ...[-She, uh, killed herself two months later.-]
-->''Mr. Braaaace disowned his gay son!'' Very compassionate, Mr. Brace!\\
Mr. Ray put his mother in a third-rate nursing home and then used the profits from the sale of her home...to buy an oriental rug for himself. Heavens.\\
Mr. Barker flew to Thailand on the company account to have sex with an ''eleven''-[[PunctuatedForEmphasis year-old]]-'''BOY!'''\\
Mr. Holtzman okay-ed the production of Mooby Dolls from materials he ''knew'' to be toxic and unsafe, because it was, [[Series/FamilyFeud SURVEY SAYS...]] less costly.
-> (He approaches Ms. Price, [[WomenAreWiser the only woman on the board]])
-> '''Bartleby''': You, on the other hand, are an innocent. You lead a good life. [[PetTheDog Good for you]]. But ''you'', [[TheMan Mr. Whitland]], you have more skeletons in your closet than the rest of this assembled party. [[TakeOurWordForIt I cannot even mention them aloud.]] (whispers in his ear)
-> '''Loki''': ''[[NoodleIncident You're his father, you sick fuck.]]'' (Whitland breaks down crying)
-->-- ''Film/{{Dogma}}''

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->'''Bartleby''': You are responsible for raising an icon which draws worship from the Lord. You have broken the first commandment. Not only that, I'm afraid not a one of you passes for a decent human being. [[KarmaHoudini Your continued existence is a mockery of morality.]] Like you, Mr. Burton.  Last year, you cheated on your wife of seventeen years eight times. You even had sex with her best friend while you were supposed to be home watching the kids.\\
'''Loki''': (giving him two thumbs up) In the bed that you and your wife share, no less!\\
'''Bartleby''': Mr. Newman: you got your girlfriend drunk at last year's Christmas party and then paid a kid from the mail room to have sex with her -- while she was passed out -- just so you could break up with her guilt-free when she sobbingly confessed in the morning. (She, uh, killed herself two months later.) Mr. Brace disowned his gay son! Very compassionate, Mr. Brace. Mr. Ray put his mother in a third-rate nursing home and then used the profits from the sale of her home to buy an oriental rug for himself. [[AndThatsTerrible Heavens]]. Mr. Barker flew to Thailand on the company account to have sex with an eleven-year-old boy. Mr. Holtzman okay'ed the production of Mooby Dolls from materials he knew to be toxic and unsafe, because it was, [[Series/FamilyFeud SURVEY SAYS...!]] Less costly.
-->-- Two archangels preparing to execute the board of [[{{Disney}} Dis]]--er, "[[BlandNameProduct Mooby]]", ''Film/{{Dogma}}''

17th Mar '13 12:23:45 AM erforce

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16th Mar '13 1:16:47 PM Jeduthun

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7th Mar '13 6:11:50 AM johnnyfog

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4th Jan '13 11:48:06 AM nombretomado

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19th Dec '12 6:54:18 AM xie323

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I hope I'm not stepping on anyone's toes with this quote given it's controversy and the fact that it was created by a Conspiracy Theorist, but it fits here notheless. If there are any problems please remove this

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14th Nov '12 4:10:05 PM feral

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27th Oct '12 11:48:08 AM nighttrainfm

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