History Quotes / CorruptChurch

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->'''Blue Fang Demon''': Your God's love is not unconditional. He does not love us, and He does not love you.\\

'''Blue Fang Demon''': Your life's work makes Him ''puke''.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017''

-->--'''Creator/CSLewis''', ''Reflections on the Psalms''

-->-- '''Creator/Hilaire Belloc''' to Anglican clergyman William Temple, quoted in Robert Speaight's ''The Life of Hilaire Belloc''

-->--''[[Literature/BookOfJeremiah Jeremiah 8:10]]''

-->--''[[Literature/BookOfMicah Micah 3:11]]''

-->--'''Carnegie''', ''Film/TheBookOfEli''

-->--''Film/{{Spotlight}}''

-->--''Film/{{Spotlight}}''

-->--''Film/{{Spotlight}}''

-->--'''Adam''', ''Literature/AbrahamLincolnVampireHunter''

->''Faith moves mountains...[[BaitAndSwitchComment of inventory.]]''
-->--'''[[Literature/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineRelaunch Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #104]]'''

->''Once upon a time, Christianity created its own enemy and called it Satanism. Everything was a matter of good and evil, plain and simple, black and white . . . but this is a gray world. The two extremes, Christ and Satan, finally merged in the Christian militia. There was always a powerful attraction there; now it's been fulfilled. Christ and Anti-Christ in one. Only took two thousand years.''
-->--'''Seal''', ''Literature/DadsNuke''

->''If the Divine call does not make us better, it will make us very much worse. '''Of all bad men, religious bad men are the worst'''.''

->'''Rosanna Scotto:''' Don't you think you went a little too far with the Catholic Church jokes?
->'''Creator/BillBurr:''' Don't you think the Catholic Church went a little too far?
-->''-Good Day New York''

-->--'''Music/SteveTaylor''', "Guilt By Association"

-->--'''Music/PhilOchs''', "Here’s to the State of Mississippi"

-->--'''Music/FrankZappa''', "Heavenly Bank Account"

-->--'''The Pope''', "Pope Rap", Trevor Moore: Drunk Texts to Myself

-->--'''Vuliev of the Ghost Council''', FlavorText for [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=97219 Castigate]], ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

-->--''The Madwoman of Chaillot''

-->--''VideoGame/BioshockInfinite''

-->--''VideoGame/DantesInferno''

-->--'''Pastor Richards''', ''Pressing Issues'' (Radio/GTARadio)

->'''Poverty''': ''The vow taken by members of the Roman Catholic Church (you know them, right? Biggest land-owners on the planet?)''\\
'''syn''': ''bullshit''
-->--''Website/UrbanDictionary''

-->--'''[[https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2020-new-orleans-saints/ Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2020: New Orleans Saints"

-->--''WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017''

->'''Blue Fang Demon''': Your God's love is not unconditional. He does not love us. And he does not love you.\\
'''Bishop''': I have done His bidding. My life work is in His name.\\
'''Blue Fang Demon''': Your life's work makes Him puke.''

->Its heads give judgment for a bribe; its priests teach for a price; its prophets practice divination for money; yet they lean on the LORD and say, "Is not the LORD in the midst of us? No disaster shall come upon us.

Because I got a little thing called National Sovereignty.\\

Wait! Uhh, I mean allegedly!\\

Because I got a little thing called National Sovereignty,\\
It was awarded to me by this cat named Mussolini,\\

Infallible! say it with a straight face,\\

-->--'''Trevor Moore''', "Pope Rap", Trevor Moore: Drunk Texts to Myself

He's here on Earth, in my wallet and my bank accounts!''\\
-> -->--'''Trevor Moore''', "Pope Rap", Trevor Moore: Drunk Texts to Myself

--> --'''Trevor Moore''', "Pope Rap", Trevor Moore: Drunk Texts to Myself

-->--'''Trevor Moore''', "Pope Rap", Trevor Moore: Drunk Texts to Myself

-->-- '''Trevor Moore''', "Pope Rap", Trevor Moore: Drunk Texts to Myself

-->--'''Trevor Moore''', "Pope Rap", Trevor Moore: Drunk Texts to Myself

You remember, Hitler's buddy back from World War Two,\\

Infalli-a-ble, say it with a straight face,\\

He's here on Earth, in my wallet and my bank accounts\\

->''Someone might argue, "If my falsehood enhances God's truthfulness and so increases his glory, why am I still condemned as a sinner?" Why not say -- as we are being slanderously reported as saying and as some claim that we say -- "Let us do evil that good may result?" Their condemnation is deserved.''

->'' Its heads give judgment for a bribe; its priests teach for a price; its prophets practice divination for money; yet they lean on the LORD and say, "Is not the LORD in the midst of us? No disaster shall come upon us.''

->"IT'S NOT A FUCKIN' BOOK! It's a weapon. A weapon aimed right at the hearts and minds of the weak and the desperate. It will give us control of them. If we want to rule more than one small fuckin' town, we have to have it. People will come from all over, they'll do exactly what I tell 'em if the words are from the book. It's happened before and it'll happen again. All we need is that book."

-->--'''Seal''', ''Dad's Nuke''

->"God's blessing has its price."

->"People ''want to be told how to act.'' Most people are idiots, and that's exactly who my teachings appeal to!"

-->-- ''{{VideoGame/Harvester}} ''

-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary'''''

!!Anime
-->'''Jane:''' Sanctuary! I need sanctuary!\\

-->-- '''[[Literature/TheBible John 2:16]]'''

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->"IT'S NOT A FUCKIN' BOOK! It's a weapon. A weapon aimed right at the hearts and minds of the weak and the desperate. It will give us control of them. If we want to rule more than one small fuckin' town, we have to have it. People will come from all over, they'll do exactly what I tell 'em if the words are from the book. It's happened before and it'll happen again. All we need is that book."
-->--'''Carnegie''', ''Film/TheBookOfEli''

->''"...the chief difference between [[SinisterMinister myself]] and other ecclesiastics is that I serve the Devil wittingly and of my own free will, while they do the same in sanctimonious blindness."''
-->--'''Bishop Azéderac''', "The Holiness of Azéderac", Creator/ClarkAshtonSmith