History Quotes / ComicBookTime

-->--Peter Griffin, ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS4E3BlindAmbition Blind Ambition]]"

->'''L-Ron:''' Sarcasm would take away from the time I have to tell [[BreakingTheFourthWall the readers]] about your days as a wheeler-dealer, corporate magnate and icon of "the go-go economic era" (I'd say the '80s but we have to keep it vague comic book time).
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/SuperBuddies Formerly Known As The Justice League]]''

->''I've known [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the departed]] since... well, it was a couple of years before Pearl Harbor. I guess that dates me.''

->''It's our 41st anniversary,\\
But we don't look a day over twenty-three...''
--> -- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te0smsBSu1s Four Color Love]]''' by ''The Metasciences''

->''Don't mess with Marvel time, kids. These men are professionals.''

->''"I know, I know, it's been quite some time since the last blog. Well I'm gonna tell you all about it my new segment, "Where in the world has Gobby been and when in holy hell will there be another blog?" Long story short: what I thought was going to be a date with Harley turned into an epic struggle against the Joker, whose goal seemed to be how many different ways he could get me to say "AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!". I had my heart broken, my bones broken, I was shot, electrocuted, a victim of attempted crotch-bombing, run over, drugged, drugged again, really drugged, fake drugged, electrocuted while learning Spanish and Portuguese, defeated the Joker, got defeated by the Joker, was inexplicably rescued by the guy I helped put in prison, and then reunited and it feels so good. So all in all, a pretty average Wednesday."''

->''"The worst thing was that everything had ground to a halt. The books had stopped developing. If you take a look at a current Spider-Man comic, you’ll find that he’s maybe twenty years old, he worries a lot about whats right and what’s wrong, and he has a lot of trouble with his girlfriends.''
->''Do you know what Spider-Man was doing fifteen years ago? Well, he was about nineteen years old, he worried a lot about what was right and what was wrong and he had a lot of trouble with his girlfriends."''

'''A:''' ''No, no, Luffy has a birthday every year. It's just that he turns 17 every year. Isn't he lucky?
-->--Creator/EiichiroOda, answering an SBS question for ''Manga/OnePiece'' in his [[ItRunsOnNonsensoleum usual style]].

->'''Bob:''' Uh... so... I got a basement full of 80's VHS tapes? ''How'' old am I?
->'''[[InteractiveNarrator Jim Cleaveland:]]''' ''Welllll...'' I figured you were about 25 when I invented you, when I was 18 in 1993. But in-story, that's less than a year ago, and now you've got a smart phone and stuff. Y'know... You're a toon, so it doesn't matter. Did [[Comicbook/IronMan Tony Stark]] build his armor in Vietnam? Was [[ComicStrip/Blondie1930 Blondie]] a 1920's flapper? Did WesternAnimation/BugsBunny pull pranks on Nazis?
-->--''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob,'' [[http://bobadventures.thecomicseries.com/comics/967/ Nov. 5, 2018]]

->''In a few scenes that seem like they’re writing prompts for a class on [[SlashFic slash fanfic]], Professor X tells Jubilee about how he met [[ComicBook/{{Magneto}} his handsome young friend]] at a hospital 'after a war'... I really do like that Xavier keeps things vague about this war, though. It allows for that experience to form the basis of their friendship without having to pin the characters to a particular date. Even though Magneto works best as a Holocaust survivor, tying him to a particular date limits what you can do with him. If it’s just 'a war,' it can be anything, and we have no shortage of wars and atrocities that can keep Magneto as young as a story requires.''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/x-men-episode-guide-1x03-enter-magneto/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/XMenTheAnimatedSeries'', "Enter Magneto"

->'''[[InteractiveNarrator Jim Cleaveland:]]''' ''Welllll...'' I figured you were about 25 when I invented you, when I was 18 in 1993. But in-story, that's less than a year ago, and now you've got a smart phone and stuff. Y'know... You're a toon, so it doesn't matter. Did [[Comicbook/IronMan Tony Stark]] build his armor in Vietnam? Was [[ComicStrip/{{Blondie}} Blondie]] a 1920's flapper? Did WesternAnimation/BugsBunny pull pranks on Nazis?

-->--[[Manga/OnePiece Eiichiro Oda]], answering an SBS question in his [[ItRunsOnNonsensoleum usual style]].