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->''"This is some hilarious stuff, losers! It's got a setup, a punchline, a dude gets hurt? Come on!"''
-->-- '''Muscle Man''', ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'', "Go Viral"

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'''Sheldon:''' Ask me how I feel about that.



'''Sheldon:''' Ask me how I feel about that.
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'''Leonard:''' How do you not car what people think of you?\\

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'''Leonard:''' How do you not car care what people think of you?\\
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'''Leonard:''' Sheldon!\\

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'''Leonard:''' Sheldon!\\Oh Sheldon, c'mon.\\



'''Leonard:''' Yes|\\

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'''Leonard:''' Yes|\\Yes!\\
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->'''Leonard:''' No matter who I give the funds to, someone's gonna be upset with me.\\
'''Sheldon:''' You really care if people are angry at you?\\
'''Leonard:''' Of course.\\
'''Sheldon:''' [[BlueAndOrangeMorality Interesting]]. Why don't you got to the store and get me some tapioca pudding or I'm gonna be angry at you.\\
'''Leonard:''' [[LittleNo No.]]\\
'''Sheldon:''' So it comes and goes?\\
'''Leonard:''' How do you not car what people think of you?\\
'''Sheldon:''' It's easy. I mean, not beating you at chess easy, but what is?\\
'''Leonard:''' Wait. ''You'' can make this decision. You don't care if you upset people, [[BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork you can pick for me]].\\
'''Sheldon:''' I certainly could.\\
'''Leonard:''' Oh, great.\\
'''Sheldon:''' But I won't. I think this is a learning opportunity for you.\\
'''Leonard:''' Sheldon!\\
'''Sheldon:''' Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?\\
'''Leonard:''' Yes|\\
-->--''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "The Grant Allocation Derivation"
'''Sheldon:''' Ask me how I feel about that.
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->'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''': Ah, [[MemeticMutation hap]]-[[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop PINESS]] is always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions.

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->'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''': Ah, [[MemeticMutation hap]]-[[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop hap]]-[[YouTubePoop PINESS]] is always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions.
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->"''Yes, it may be wrong of us to laugh at the misfortunes of others, but God should have thought of that before He made misfortunes totally funny.''"
-->-- Creator/{{Seanbaby}}
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->''Theatre/RichardIII'' is Creator/WilliamShakespeare's first great comedy. Okay, I know that it gets ''listed'' as a tragedy. But, y'see, a tragedy is where a lot of people get killed, and you feel sorry for some of them. In ''Theatre/RichardIII'', a lot of people get killed, and you don't feel sorry for ''any'' of them.
-->--[[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8371319459486098655# Michael Anderson]]

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->''Theatre/RichardIII'' ->Theatre/RichardIII'' is Creator/WilliamShakespeare's first great comedy. Okay, I know that it gets ''listed'' as a tragedy. But, y'see, a tragedy is where a lot of people get killed, and you feel sorry for some of them. In ''Theatre/RichardIII'', a lot of people get killed, and you don't feel sorry for ''any'' of them.
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-->--'''Creator/BoBurnham''', ''what.''

->"You know, it's funny. They say that television encourages violence. But I'm smashing his face in, and we haven't got one!"
-->--'''Eddie Hitler''', ''Bottom''

->"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy-'' that's ''funny."

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-->--'''Creator/BoBurnham''', ''what.''

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-->--'''Eddie Hitler''', ''Bottom''

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->"[[EvilLaugh Mwahahaha]]... Oh come on! If you don't laugh it just seems ''mean''..."

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->"[[EvilLaugh ->''"[[EvilLaugh Mwahahaha]]... Oh come on! If you don't laugh it just seems ''mean''...''mean..."



'''Mrs. Benson:''' Broken. But I see you're just fine. ''[[SarcasmMode Isn't]] [[MamaBear that]] [[{{Jerkass}} nice]]?''

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'''Mrs. Benson:''' Broken. But I see you're just fine. ''[[SarcasmMode Isn't]] [[MamaBear that]] [[{{Jerkass}} Isn't that nice]]?''
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-->'''Weiss:''' ''[after dropping a bucket of solid ice on Ruby]'' Ha! Now ''that's'' ice water!\\

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-->'''Weiss:''' ->'''Weiss:''' ''[after dropping a bucket of solid ice on Ruby]'' Ha! Now ''that's'' ice water!\\
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-->'''Weiss:''' ''[after dropping a bucket of solid ice on Ruby]'' Ha! Now ''that's'' ice water!\\
'''Yang:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Weiss, I think she's ]]''[[DudeNotFunny concussed!]]''\\
'''Weiss:''' I think she's pranked, is what she is.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/RWBYChibi''
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->''You haven't been sad at all

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->''You haven't been sad at allall''
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->''How do y'all do it?''
->''I've been telling you guys, terribly sad things this whole song''
->''You haven't been sad at all
->''You've been happy, no, You've been laughing''
->''That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything''
->''It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world''
->''I mean, not for the people that are actually sad''
->''But for the people like us, that gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time''
->''Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick''
->''Capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero!''
->''The world isn't sad''
->''The world's funny! I get it now I'm a sociopath!''
-->--'''Creator/BoBurnham''', ''what.''
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-->--'''Fluttershy''', ''ComicBook/MyLittlePonyTransformersFriendshipInDisguise'',

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-->--'''Fluttershy''', ''ComicBook/MyLittlePonyTransformersFriendshipInDisguise'',
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->''"Haha. Oh, Discord... You make even the most upsetting things sound so fun."''
-->--'''Fluttershy''', ''ComicBook/MyLittlePonyTransformersFriendshipInDisguise'',
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-->--'''[[ChristmasSpecial Sonic Christmas Blast]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

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-->--'''[[ChristmasSpecial Sonic Christmas Blast]]''', -->--'''WesternAnimation/SonicChristmasBlast''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''
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-->-- '''[[GenreSavvy General Tarquin]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

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-->-- '''[[GenreSavvy General Tarquin]]''', Tarquin]]''' on [[DumbMuscle Thog]], ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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-> ''' Random by-passer watching teams set up something outside while windy: '''When they do something stupid, we think it’s funny.
-->--''Series/AmazingRace'', season 18 (US) finale

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'''Mrs. Benson:''' Broken. But I see you're just fine. ''[[SarcasmMode Isn't]] [[MamaBear that]] [[{{Jerkass}} nice]]?

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'''Mrs. Benson:''' Broken. But I see you're just fine. ''[[SarcasmMode Isn't]] [[MamaBear that]] [[{{Jerkass}} nice]]?nice]]?''


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->'''Lisa:''' Dad, do you know what ''schadenfreude'' is?
->'''Homer:''' No, I do not know what ''schadenfreude'' is. [[SarcasmMode Please tell me, because I'm dying to know.]]
->'''Lisa:''' It's a German term for shameful joy; taking pleasure in the suffering of others.
->'''Homer:''' Oh, come on, Lisa. I'm just glad to see [Flanders] fall flat on his butt! He's usually all happy and comfortable and surrounded by loved ones. And it makes me feel...! What's the opposite of that shameful joy thing of yours?
->'''Lisa:''' Sour grapes.
->'''Homer:''' Boy, those Germans have a word for everything.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "When Flanders Failed"
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->''"Go on, laugh! But you won't be laughing when you're crushed by a giant meteor. That's only funny when it happens to someone else! Comedy 101 people!"''
-->--'''Dr. Eggman''', ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', ''Spacemageddonocalypse''

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