History Quotes / CerebusRetCon

3rd Feb '18 2:25:46 PM lalalei2001
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->'''Fooker''': Nick and I could go [[CallBack raid his apartment again]]...\\
'''Nick''': Um, no... although knowing you were a secret agent casts that incident in a new light...
-->-- ''Webcomic/GeneralProtectionFault''

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->'Ooh, [[NotSoDifferent you're just like me]], Spider-Man!', ''[Carnage]'' burbles, 'Secretly, you also want to murder all those criminals you catch!' But instead of saying the obvious thing, 'No, I don't, you fucking weirdo', Spider-Man weakly concedes that he may have a point.\\\
You [[FlatWhat wot]]? Can't say I've ever gotten ''that'' particular vibe from Spider-Man: that all his joking around and rescuing people is merely an outlet for his '''repressed psychotic murder fantasies!'''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/9231-The-Amazing-Spider-Man-2 on]] ''VideoGame/TheAmazingSpiderMan2''



->'Crossover' brings on the same feeling as reading dark, brooding, overtly sexual fanfic based on a cheerful kids’ cartoon.
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("Crossover")

->Missing were the logical, peace-loving aliens we’ve grown to know and love as part of the ''Trek'' universe. In their place were a bunch of angry, pointy-eared, close-minded racists with an addiction to spray-tan and a penchant for murder and threats. In the show’s final season there was a last-minute, half-hearted attempt to reconcile all of this and turn the Vulcans back into creatures best known for their inability to lie... but by then [[CharacterDerailment it was too little, too late]].
-->--'''[[http://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/scifi/enterprise-failed-star-trek.html Josh Tyler]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise''

->One of [[Creator/NeilGaiman Gaiman’s]] advertising promises for his episode was that he wanted to have written a part for Creator/MattSmith that would secure him an UsefulNotes/{{BAFTA}} next year...instead what we get is a schizophrenic evaluation of his character which seems to suggest that the Doctor is actually [[DirtyOldMan some horribly sexist old letch]]. In Creator/StevenMoffat’s world, maybe, but not mine.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/09/nightmare-in-silver-written-by-neil.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E12NightmareInSilver "A Nightmare in Silver"]]

->I love that the genocide gas which would (ostensibly) turn all the Zygons inside-out was designed by Harry Sullivan. An acute bit of writing. Harry was a bit of a duffer but a jolly fine chap...Fine and true. A tribute to the playing fields, old colleges, and institutions of Great Britain. The kind of thoroughly decent sort who was the bread and butter of two world wars. Exactly the sort of person, in other words, to happily exterminate an entire race of inconvenient people for his government.
-->--'''[[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/the-zygon-invocation/ Jack Graham]]''' on ''Doctor Who'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E7TheZygonInvasion "The Zygon Invasion"]]

->The main storyline began with Superboy-Prime literally ''punching continuity'' in order to '[[ArmedWithCanon fix]]' things and ended with the Golden Age Superman getting [[ShooOutTheClowns bloodily beaten to death]]. It was charming, I assure you.
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' on ''ComicBook/InfiniteCrisis'', [[http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/06/08/dc-comics-reboot-history/ "Time and Time Again: The Complete History of DC's Retcons and Reboots"]]

->Yes, a supervillain had somehow [[SwissCheeseSecurity gained access to the League's high-tech HQ (in space)]], and that was when he decided to rape Sue to within an inch of her life. The League showed up soon after to pull him off of her, but the damage was done, and they had to blank Sue's memory to make her forget it. I wish they could do that to ''my'' memory—when I close my eyes, I keep seeing [[BrainBleach Dr. Light's rolling eyeballs and wagging tongue]] as he violates a minor character who never hurt anybody.
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''' [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/06/the_10_worst_women_in_refridgerators_ie_cases_of_v.php?page=2 on]] ''ComicBook/IdentityCrisis''

->You have an amazing art form, a medium that’s able to produce things like ''ComicBook/FunHome'' and ''{{ComicBook/Maus}}'', and yet when people look at it they mostly see endless variations on these same ideas...So we have the same story that was used to sell kids cereal and action figures 50 years ago, only now with more rape!
-->--'''[[http://www.rickworley.com/2013/08/16/mark-millar-douchebags-of-comics/ Rick Worley]]''' on Creator/MarkMillar
3rd Feb '18 2:11:35 PM QuizzicalPieridine
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->By the way, have I ever told all of you how I got my "Miller Time" watch? A thief broke into our home one night, and said he would kill me and everyone I ever knew and loved. In my rage, I beat his face in so much it was flat against the ground, and then I took this watch off of him as a memento. I buried the bloody corpse in Nevada. (''{{Beat}}'') ''[[SubvertedTrope Of course I didn't!]]'' The thing was a Christmas present when I was like, thirteen or something! But if that ''was'' the case, it'd be pretty hard to watch all of my old "Miller Time" episodes, now wouldn't it?!

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->By the way, have I ever told all of you how I got my "Miller Time" watch? A watch?

->A
thief broke into our home one night, and said he would kill me and everyone I ever knew and loved. In my rage, I beat his face in so much it was flat against the ground, and then I took this watch off of him as a memento. I buried the bloody corpse in Nevada. (''{{Beat}}'') ''[[SubvertedTrope

->''[[SubvertedTrope
Of course I didn't!]]'' The thing was a Christmas present when I was like, thirteen or something! But if that ''was'' the case, it'd be pretty hard to watch all of my old "Miller Time" episodes, now wouldn't it?!
3rd Feb '18 2:09:50 PM QuizzicalPieridine
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->By the way, have I ever told all of you how I got my "Miller Time" watch?

->A thief broke into our home one night, and said he would kill me and everyone I ever knew and loved. In my rage, I beat his face in so much it was flat against the ground, and then I took this watch off of him as a memento. I buried the bloody corpse in Nevada.

->''[[SubvertedTrope Of course I didn't!]]'' The thing was a Christmas present when I was like, thirteen or something! But if that ''was'' the case, it'd be pretty hard to watch all of my old "Miller Time" episodes, now wouldn't it?!

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->By the way, have I ever told all of you how I got my "Miller Time" watch?

->A
watch? A thief broke into our home one night, and said he would kill me and everyone I ever knew and loved. In my rage, I beat his face in so much it was flat against the ground, and then I took this watch off of him as a memento. I buried the bloody corpse in Nevada.

->''[[SubvertedTrope
Nevada. (''{{Beat}}'') ''[[SubvertedTrope Of course I didn't!]]'' The thing was a Christmas present when I was like, thirteen or something! But if that ''was'' the case, it'd be pretty hard to watch all of my old "Miller Time" episodes, now wouldn't it?!
31st Jan '18 6:29:56 PM QuizzicalPieridine
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->By the way, have I ever told all of you how I got my "Miller Time" watch?

->A thief broke into our home one night, and said he would kill me and everyone I ever knew and loved. In my rage, I beat his face in so much it was flat against the ground, and then I took this watch off of him as a memento. I buried the bloody corpse in Nevada.

->''[[SubvertedTrope Of course I didn't!]]'' The thing was a Christmas present when I was like, thirteen or something! But if that ''was'' the case, it'd be pretty hard to watch all of my old "Miller Time" episodes, now wouldn't it?!
-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', [[DiscussedTrope discussing this trope]] in relation to its use in ''ComicBook/IdentityCrisis''
12th Jan '18 1:59:29 AM Cryoclaste
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-->-- '''Chris Sims''' on ''InfiniteCrisis'', [[http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/06/08/dc-comics-reboot-history/ "Time and Time Again: The Complete History of DC's Retcons and Reboots"]]

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-->-- '''Chris Sims''' on ''InfiniteCrisis'', ''ComicBook/InfiniteCrisis'', [[http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/06/08/dc-comics-reboot-history/ "Time and Time Again: The Complete History of DC's Retcons and Reboots"]]
26th Sep '16 3:19:56 PM KamenRiderOokalf
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-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/9231-The-Amazing-Spider-Man-2 on]] ''VideoGame/TheAmazingSpiderman2''

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-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/9231-The-Amazing-Spider-Man-2 on]] ''VideoGame/TheAmazingSpiderman2''
''VideoGame/TheAmazingSpiderMan2''
9th Feb '16 8:42:22 PM Angeldeb82
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You [[FlatWhat wot?]] Can't say I've ever gotten ''that'' particular vibe from Spider-Man: that all his joking around and rescuing people is merely an outlet for his '''repressed psychotic murder fantasies!'''

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You [[FlatWhat wot?]] wot]]? Can't say I've ever gotten ''that'' particular vibe from Spider-Man: that all his joking around and rescuing people is merely an outlet for his '''repressed psychotic murder fantasies!'''



->Missing were the logical, peace-loving aliens we’ve grown to know and love as part of the ''Trek'' universe. In their place were a bunch of angry, pointy-eared, close-minded racists with an addiction to spray-tan and a penchant for murder and threats. In the show’s final season there was a last-minute, half-hearted attempt to reconcile all of this and turn the Vulcans back into creatures best known for their inability to lie... but by then [[CharacterDerailment it was too little, too late.]]

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->Missing were the logical, peace-loving aliens we’ve grown to know and love as part of the ''Trek'' universe. In their place were a bunch of angry, pointy-eared, close-minded racists with an addiction to spray-tan and a penchant for murder and threats. In the show’s final season there was a last-minute, half-hearted attempt to reconcile all of this and turn the Vulcans back into creatures best known for their inability to lie... but by then [[CharacterDerailment it was too little, too late.]]late]].



-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/09/nightmare-in-silver-written-by-neil.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E12NightmareInSilver}} "A Nightmare in Silver"]]

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-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/09/nightmare-in-silver-written-by-neil.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E12NightmareInSilver}} [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E12NightmareInSilver "A Nightmare in Silver"]]



-->--'''[[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/the-zygon-invocation/ Jack Graham]]''' on ''Doctor Who'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS35E7TheZygonInvasion}} "The Zygon Invasion"]]

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-->--'''[[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/the-zygon-invocation/ Jack Graham]]''' on ''Doctor Who'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS35E7TheZygonInvasion}} [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E7TheZygonInvasion "The Zygon Invasion"]]



->I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven, or Hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes. And the worst part? Nobody even remembers me dying! I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like, "Oh, hey Kenny," Even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You wanna whine about curses, Hindsight? You're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', on TheyKilledKenny

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->I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven, or Hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes. And the worst part? Nobody even remembers me dying! I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like, "Oh, hey Kenny," Even even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You wanna whine about curses, Hindsight? You're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', on TheyKilledKenny
TheyKilledKennyAgain
13th Nov '15 3:34:11 AM hamonrye
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!!Fiction

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!!Fiction[[AC:Webcomics]]



->'''Mysterion:''' You think your power is a curse?! Let me tell you something about curses, buttlicker! Because there are some superpowers that make yours look like nothing! Trust me, I know.\\
'''Hindsight:''' Wha--? What is your power?\\
'''Mysterion:''' ''I can't die.''\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Mysterion:''' I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven, or Hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes. And the worst part? Nobody even remembers me dying! I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like, "Oh, hey Kenny," Even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You wanna whine about curses, Hindsight? You're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', on TheyKilledKenny

->'''Eddy:''' I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother ''was a lie.'' I just made things up so people would like me; think I was cool. But boy was I wrong! [[NoodleIncident The scam,]] my brother, this...''When am I going to learn, Double D?''
->'''Edd:''' I think you just have.
-->--''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow''

->'''Minuette:''' Thought [Moondancer] finally might be letting her guard down a little with [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E1MareInTheMoon that party]]. We invited her out a few times after that, [[LonersAreFreaks but she was always too busy studying]]. So, eventually, we just stopped asking.\\
'''Twilight Sparkle:''' I had no idea that party was so important to her...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E12AmendingFences "Amending Fences"]]

!!Reviews
->'Ooh, [[NotSoDifferent you're just like me]], Spider-Man!', ''[Carnage]'' burbles, 'Secretly, you also want to murder all those criminals you catch!' But instead of saying the obvious thing, 'No, I don't, you fucking weirdo', Spider-Man weakly concedes that [[VillainHasAPoint he may have a point.]]\\\
You [[FlatWhat wot?]] Can't say I've ever gotten ''that'' particular vibe from Spider-Man: that all his joking around and rescuing people is merely an outlet for his repressed psychotic murder fantasies!

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->'''Mysterion:''' You think your power is a curse?! Let me tell you something about curses, buttlicker! Because there are some superpowers that make yours look like nothing! Trust me, I know.\\
'''Hindsight:''' Wha--? What is your power?\\
'''Mysterion:''' ''I can't die.''\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Mysterion:''' I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven, or Hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes. And the worst part? Nobody even remembers me dying! I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like, "Oh, hey Kenny," Even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You wanna whine about curses, Hindsight? You're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', on TheyKilledKenny

->'''Eddy:''' I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother ''was a lie.'' I just made things up so people would like me; think I was cool. But boy was I wrong! [[NoodleIncident The scam,]] my brother, this...''When am I going to learn, Double D?''
->'''Edd:''' I think you just have.
-->--''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow''

->'''Minuette:''' Thought [Moondancer] finally might be letting her guard down a little with [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E1MareInTheMoon that party]]. We invited her out a few times after that, [[LonersAreFreaks but she was always too busy studying]]. So, eventually, we just stopped asking.\\
'''Twilight Sparkle:''' I had no idea that party was so important to her...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E12AmendingFences "Amending Fences"]]

!!Reviews
[[AC:Web Animation]]

->'Ooh, [[NotSoDifferent you're just like me]], Spider-Man!', ''[Carnage]'' burbles, 'Secretly, you also want to murder all those criminals you catch!' But instead of saying the obvious thing, 'No, I don't, you fucking weirdo', Spider-Man weakly concedes that [[VillainHasAPoint he may have a point.]]\\\
\\\
You [[FlatWhat wot?]] Can't say I've ever gotten ''that'' particular vibe from Spider-Man: that all his joking around and rescuing people is merely an outlet for his repressed '''repressed psychotic murder fantasies!fantasies!'''



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->I love that the genocide gas which would (ostensibly) turn all the Zygons inside-out was designed by Harry Sullivan. An acute bit of writing. Harry was a bit of a duffer but a jolly fine chap...Fine and true. A tribute to the playing fields, old colleges, and institutions of Great Britain. The kind of thoroughly decent sort who was the bread and butter of two world wars. Exactly the sort of person, in other words, to happily exterminate an entire race of inconvenient people for his government.
-->--'''[[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/the-zygon-invocation/ Jack Graham]]''' on ''Doctor Who'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS35E7TheZygonInvasion}} "The Zygon Invasion"]]



->''"You have an amazing art form, a medium that’s able to produce things like ''ComicBook/FunHome'' and ''{{ComicBook/Maus}}'', and yet when people look at it they mostly see endless variations on these same ideas, and to do something new with [[StrictlyFormula his 50th superhero deconstruction]], the only think [[Creator/MarkMillar (Mark) Millar]] can think of is to add more shock value. So we have the same story that was used to sell kids cereal and action figures 50 years ago, only now with more rape!"''
-->--'''[[http://www.rickworley.com/2013/08/16/mark-millar-douchebags-of-comics/ Rick Worley]]'''


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->''"You ->You have an amazing art form, a medium that’s able to produce things like ''ComicBook/FunHome'' and ''{{ComicBook/Maus}}'', and yet when people look at it they mostly see endless variations on these same ideas, and to do something new with [[StrictlyFormula his 50th superhero deconstruction]], the only think [[Creator/MarkMillar (Mark) Millar]] can think of is to add more shock value. ideas...So we have the same story that was used to sell kids cereal and action figures 50 years ago, only now with more rape!"''
rape!
-->--'''[[http://www.rickworley.com/2013/08/16/mark-millar-douchebags-of-comics/ Rick Worley]]'''

Worley]]''' on Creator/MarkMillar

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->I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven, or Hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes. And the worst part? Nobody even remembers me dying! I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like, "Oh, hey Kenny," Even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You wanna whine about curses, Hindsight? You're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', on TheyKilledKenny

->'''Eddy:''' I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother ''was a lie.'' I just made things up so people would like me; think I was cool. But boy was I wrong! [[NoodleIncident The scam,]] my brother, this...''When am I going to learn, Double D?''
->'''Edd:''' I think you just have.
-->--''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow''

->'''Minuette:''' Thought [Moondancer] finally might be letting her guard down a little with [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E1MareInTheMoon that party]]. We invited her out a few times after that, [[LonersAreFreaks but she was always too busy studying]]. So, eventually, we just stopped asking.\\
'''Twilight Sparkle:''' I had no idea that party was so important to her...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E12AmendingFences "Amending Fences"]]
3rd Oct '15 8:38:47 PM immblueversion
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlPonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E12AmendingFences "Amending Fences"]]

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlPonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E12AmendingFences [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E12AmendingFences "Amending Fences"]]
25th Sep '15 6:49:39 AM Midna
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->'''Eddy:''' I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother ''was a lie.'' I just made things up so people would like me; think I was cool. But boy was I wrong! [[NoodleIncident The scam,]] my brother, this...''[[TearJerker When am I going to learn, Double D?]]''
->'''Edd:''' [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming I think you just have.]]

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->'''Eddy:''' I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother ''was a lie.'' I just made things up so people would like me; think I was cool. But boy was I wrong! [[NoodleIncident The scam,]] my brother, this...''[[TearJerker When ''When am I going to learn, Double D?]]''
D?''
->'''Edd:''' [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming I think you just have.]]



-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlPonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E12AmendingFences "Amending Fences"]]
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