History Quotes / CavalryBetrayal

'''[[CanadaEh Abbot Puiser]]:''' ''(firing wildly)'' Holy fuck, bro! This is what we get for sticking our necks out!\\

'''Zion Soldier:''' ''(flipping off Maxwell)'' That's for the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhineland_massacres Rhineland Massacres]], ya schmuck!\\

'''Wounded civilian:''' [{{Beat}}] [[KnightTemplar Oh no, it's the Catholic Church.]]\\

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife1 Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->Finally, the day of reckoning came. Robert Baratheon marched on the capital after his victory at the Trident. But my father arrived first, with a whole Lannister army at his back, promising to defend the city against the rebels. I knew my father better than that. He's never been one to pick the losing side. I told the Mad King as much. I urged him to surrender peacefully. But the king [[IgnoredExpert didn't listen to me.]] He didn't listen to [[TheSpymaster Varys]] who tried to warn him. But he ''did'' listen to [[SycophanticServant Grand Maester Pycelle]], that gray sunken cunt. "You can trust the Lannisters," he said, "the Lannisters have always been true friends of the crown." So we opened the gates and my father sacked the city.

'''[[YouHaveToHaveJews Bartłomiej Jeleniak]]:''' ''(as him and his men fly away in a fleet of stolen helicopters)'' Seriously, I can't believe they thought we were going to ''help'' them!\\

'''Zion Soldier:''' ''({{flipping| The Bird}} off Maxwell)'' That's for the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhineland_massacres Rhineland Massacres]], ya schmuck!\\

->'''Maxwell:''' Yes, my fellow Christians, we have come to save you...
->'''Wounded civilian:''' Hooray, it's the Catholic Church!
->'''Maxwell:''' [[SuddenlyShouting FROM YOURSELVES!]]
->'''Wounded civilian:''' [{{Beat}}] [[KnightTemplar Oh no, it's the Catholic Church.]]
-> ''[[LaserGuidedKarma (Shortly thereafter)]]''
->'''Maxwell:''' Send in the reinforcements! Send in the Mexican Inquisition!\\
'''[[UsefulNotes/TheSpanishInquisition Don Diego de la Vega]]:''' ''(being overrun by Alucard's familiars)'' They expected us! They expected ALL of us! ''DIOS MÍO, NO!''\\

'''[[UsefulNotes/TheSpanishInquisition Don Diego de la Vega]]:''' ''(being overrun)'' They expected us! They expected all of us! ''DIOS MÍO, NO!''\\

'''[[CanadaEh Abbot Puiser]]:''' ''(firing wildly)'' Holy fuck, bro! This is what we get for sticking our necks out! ''(gets stabbed in the neck by two familiars and carried off)''\\